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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #838, #837, #838
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- Anon wrote smut
- h ttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/41538455/#41538596
- h ttps://hardbin.com/ipfs/QmYCP34mvyhawqp9ZpBjm5RvYLdwjPL1rMuG6XVoLcN9m8/#9ArdukX47sWMf2FCLw3yJq7cnYY8R3QxUNxpdBLBheWu
- check it out here
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- H ttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/41538455/#41538596
- We need more femboy smut!
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- Whoever made this goes on HHG I'm betting
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- That depends, when was owlnon made? Saucenao gave me the sauce and the art is eight months old
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- Damn...when WAS owlnon made?
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- Like back in May of 2021? The Stella and Owl stories are from May 3-5.
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- So
- >Satanon doesn't like blitzo
- >Asmonon humiliated him on several levels
- >Levianon seems to not care
- And now owlanon rpes the guy
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- Satanon probably doesn't care too much, he's only met the guy once and Millie was in full "there, there" mode
- But yeah, Blitzo is fun to watch, but he seems like someone you'd hate irl
- Also the rpe was noncanon
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- All of IMP are insufferable dipshits but Blitzo is pretty much the front runner in just how much of an annoying asshle he can be
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- The rpe was the wet dream of either blitzo or owlnon that was brought on by the lust new moon
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- Definetly Blitzo. In Canon, owlnon hates Blitzo because he and stolas have kept him up at night with their fking
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- Let's make new New Moon lore
- >The Lust new moon can affect ddmons in different ways
- >Demons who are awake are rampantly hrny
- >Sleeping demons get wet dreams
- >These wet dreams are special
- >Buried desires bubble up
- >These dreams make it so that you can't tell you're dreaming while you sleep
- >The sx kn the dreams can often make the dreamer long for whoever was in their dreams
- >In this case, Blitzo thought Owlanon was pretty cute and had a desire to be dominated
- >And now that he's gotten a taste of it he may want more, only to not get any because Owlanon hates his guts with a passion
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- I wonder if it'll have any serious repercussions
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- Well, sx with stolas would feel stale for him i guess
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- >"Haha stolas you should wear some of your son's clothes while we fk haha wouldn't that be crazy?"
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- Kek
- >Screams anons name during an orgasm
- >Right in stolas's ear
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- >"Hey what if you choked me a bit huh? Wouldn't that be crazy haha!"
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- Checked
- >"lmao stolas what if you drank something fruity so your breath smelled like fruit punch? Why? No reason, just like the smell haha"
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- >blitzo making awkward Not Flirts™ with anon whenever he gets the chance
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- >blitzo craving that owlnon bussy(bird bussy(boy pssy))
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- that greentext was strange yet horrifying
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- Why?
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- Blitzo was just being Blitzo so owlanon started strangling him. A little impulsive, but Blitzo is usually a bit of a dck sometimes, so had it been in a Homer Simpson manner it would've been fine, but then something goes off in his head and decides to actually ride his dck while still strangling him which just fills my head with questions until both of them finally cm. Also he ripped Blitzo's pants. To put it shortly, owlanon is a psychotic dck, and that story just straight up scared me. What really scares me is how does one even think of such a thing and writes is not as a joke but an actual greentext, yet I shouldn't complain since I can't, don't, and probably won't write any greentexts.
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- You mean blitzos wet dream?
- Shts not "canon" dude
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- I know that, btch, and for that first part of your reply, I'll say what the people on TV say:
- >thank goodness, it was just a dream
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- It's either
- >completely non-canon
- Or
- >Blitzo's dream during a lust moon with new mechanics
- Though at least it stuck with some story beats, like Owlanon's dislike of Blitzo, Owlanon's favored drink, and the latest addition of his genetically effeminate body
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- >Blitzo wakes up
- >His blankets feel sticky
- >Lifts it up
- >Jzz everywhere
- "This probably says things about me that I'm not ready for. Oh well time to hide in Moxxies closet."
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- now that's funny
- h ttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/41575112/#41578455
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- >Blitzo admits his dream to one of the mansions Imp staff in passing
- >The next time he comes over, once he's dragged into a closet, bound and gagged
- >turns out half the Staff have the same desire
- >There's been some weird cross between alpha-sht and gang warfare going on behind the scenes
- >All fighting for the rights to Owl Bussy
- >Blitzo gets his ass kicked by the three top Imps
- >The whole thing is surprisingly similar to prehistoric Imp societies
- >Also Blitzo tells people he walked into a door
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- >Anon always looks lewd to the imp servants
- >Lying on his side? Coincidentally has bedroom eyes and the light always hits him just right
- >Picking something up off the floor? Great view of his ass
- >Even walking looks lewd, them hips
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- >Owlanon however, due to a barebones sx education, has absolutely no clue he does this
- >It doesn't stop
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- >Anon is playing some vidya
- >Imp servant walks in to fetch him for noble shit just as anon gets into some sht ingame
- >He stands up too fast
- >His shorts get caught on his chair and he unknowingly moons the imp
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