Rubber Bands, Rubber Balls (Extended)

In the mountains of the Himalayas
Somewhere near the valleys of Kashmir
If you do not already realize it
We're producing rubber bands here
Welcome to this factory,
We're so glad you could drop on by
And just in case you wanna go in-depth
I'm happy to obliged

[V1] Basically what we make here is rubber
We're not trying to diversify
We don't make knickknacks, we don't make tchotchkes
Or really anything that's gonna catch your eye
We don't make pianos, we don't make cream sodas
We don't make the zippers for your parachute pants
We don't make ice cube trays or ceiling fans

We make rubber bands, rubber balls
Made with super-special density
Rubber bands, rubber balls
They can bounce with such intensity

[V2] This is the room where we test the stretching
This is the room where we test the bounce
Here we add the long-chained hydrocarbons
The names of which I cannot pronounce

This is the room where we test compression
This is the room where we test recoil
This is a break room for all these dancers
And here's a little fridge so the curry won't spoil

Rubber bands, rubber balls
Made with super-special density
Rubber bands, rubber balls
They can bounce with such intensity!

[V1 and V2 sung together, over next three lines]
WE MAKE RUBBER BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS
YES, RUBBER BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS
OH, RUBBER BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS

We make rubber bands, rubber balls
Made with super special density