Anon's last crime [Silly One Shot]

>Day 364 in Equestria.

>You are hiding near the walls of Canterlot’s (castle/palace).
>The moon is up high in the sky.
>You check your watch.
>11:30
>Good, you’re on time.
>You inspect your equipment, I’d suck to have come this far without being properly prepared.
>Everything’s there.
>Perfect.

>You sit down, your back leaning against the tall walls of the castle.
>With a sigh, you start to remember how it all started.
>An accident with Applebloom at Sweet Apple Acres.
>Something snapped in you that day.
>The very next week you started your crime spree.
>You went for easier target at first.
>Kids.
>You hit the rest of the CMC first, they were in dire need of your work.
>Especially Scootaloo; when you found her, she was alone and sobbing in her clubhouse.
>It’s good to know she won’t be feeling alone for a while, she knows you’re watching.
>Always watching.
>Using a grappling hook, you begin to slowly climb the castle walls.
>You let your mind continue to wander in the past during your ascension.




>Eventually, you worked your way up to harder preys.
>Last week you finally managed to use your fine trade on all of the Elements of Harmony.
>Two days ago, you had a one-in-a-lifetime opportunity and got a mighty fine prize.
>Princess Luna.
>She deserved it.
>All of your victims did.

>You arrived at destination.
>Princess Celestia’s balcony.
>You wanted to hit big for your one year anniversary of life in Equestria.
>Slipping on a special pair of footwear and a matching pair of gloves, stolen from Pinkie Pie, you begin to crawl on the ceiling.
>Your heartbeat accelerate and adrenaline pumps through your body.
>You’re getting close.
>She’s working on some paperwork at her desk, unaware of your presence.
>She won’t even know what hit her.

>Of all of your victims, she was the one that deserved your service the most.
>Always working. Always caring for her precious subject. Always there for them.
>She never takes any breaks, and you can’t let that go on.
>Your going to force her to take a break for once in her life.
>Finally, you position yourself right above her.
>You give a quick look at your watch.
>00:00
>Happy anniversary, Anon.
>Removing your gloves and slipping out of the special shoes, you fall from the ceiling.
>You let out a powerful warcry.




"HUGS FROM ABOVE!!!"
>A perfect landing, straight on her back.
>You wrap your arms around her neck in the most loving embrace you can muster.
>She straightens up and start to panic a little.
>”What’s going on?!”
“Shhh... No more work.”
“Only hugs now.”
>”Anon?!”
>”Let me go this instant!”
“No can do Princess. You know you need that hug more than anyone in Equestria.”
>”You don’t understand! You need to let me go before I-”
>Suddenly, the princess body feels stiffer.
>Her pristine white coat and stunning rainbow mane starts to lose their radiance, slowly turning gray.
>With a quick buck, she propels you across the room and you land on the royal bed.
>Once your vision stops being blurred, you see Celestia locking the door to her room.
>She turns to you with a devilish grin filled with lust.
>You jump out of bed.
“I- uh- I need to get going. Good luck with the sun and all!”
“See ya!”
>You rush to the balcony.
>The doors slam shut in your face and an invisible force throws you back on the bed.
>”Nuh-uh-uuh~”
>”I think you’re right Anon, I do deserve a break.”
>She closes the gap between her in the bed, licking her lips on the way.
>You fail to roll for Anal Circumference
BAD END

Fucking Molestia.