mao mao heroes of pure heart - 3 greentext in one

from /mmm/ Mao Mao General - Heroes of the Final Countdown
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/47788654/#47904950
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>MM: Hello Rhett....
>R: Oh! Sh-Sheriff... you scared me, didn't even see you there...
>MM: Yes you didn't and nobody else saw me come in too
>R: I-is there anything i can do for you?
>MM: *approaches Rhett menacingly* there is one thing
>R: What is it?
>MM: *caress Rhett's face* hehehe You're gonna pay for what your brother did to me
>R: I-I'm not respo-
>MM: *places a finger over Rhett's mouth* No one in the palace can here you scream Rhett
>R: *faints*
>MM: *looks down at the passed out Rhett* oh shoot...
>BC: *heard through a headpiece* Why do you have to be so dramatic Mao Mao
>MM: I wasn't being dramatic, i was being heroic!
>BC and Mao Mao agrues for a bit
>BC: Fine whatever Mao Mao, just grab as many baked goods as you can and just get out of there, we can come back in the morning for more baked goods
>MM: *looks down at the still passed out Rhett, leans down and whisper in his ear* You better have some cobblers made by the morning Rhett, or else you will have to pay...
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How Ramaraffe got hired

>Orangusnake looking over Ramaraffe's resume
>sitting in on the interview is also Ratarang and Boss Hostrich
>Ramaraffe is sitting across them nervously sweating
>Ratarang: Listen Boss I think I think we should hire her!
>Boss Hostrich taking a sip of his mint julep and replied: You talking to me or the Boss?
>Ratarang: You know who I'm talking to you dolt.
>Orangusnake glares at both Ratarang and Boss before looking down at the resume infront of him: Now your resume is mighty impressive Ramaraffe
>Ratarang: See Boss! not only that but she's a broad. That'll stop this place from being a sausagefest!
>Boss: I agree with Ratarang for once, would be nice to have another person I can gossip with
>Orangusnake: Ratarang! how many times do i have to say it, we're not having another feast of sausages! we threw one for you last week, nearly blew through our party budget for the year.
>Ratarang: thats not what that words mean Boss!
>Orangusnake: Then stop using words i don't know the definition of then!
>Boss: I certainly enjoyed the party
>Orangusnake: See, Boss Hostrich enjoyed the party!
>Ratarang: now I dind't say i didn't enjoy the party i jus...
>Orangusnake: QUIET BOTH OF YOU!!!
>Ramaraffe interrupted: ummm... did i get the job?
>Orangusnake clears his throat: well like i said earlier, looking over your resume, I think you be the perfect candidate. Welcome Aboard.
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i like the idea of Orangusnake not knowing some slang
and mao mao would most definitely gloat over the fact that he does know some slangs that orangusnake doesn't
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>Beach Episode
>King Snugglemagne implemented a no fighting rule at the beach
>Orangusnake and Co. and Mao Mao and Co. are there
>tensions are high thanks to Orangusnake and Mao Mao
>Ratarang checking out Marion
>Ratarang: oh wowz baybee them glams on her they're the bees knees
>Orangusnake: Ratarang! Bees do not have knees.
>Ratarang: Thats not what that means boss! I mean-
>Mao Mao interrupts: what the mouse means is that Marion is strong and light on her feet
>Ratarang looking absoultely confused: t-thats not what tha-
>chuckling Mao Mao once again interrupts: you see poor Orangusnake. Bee's are light agile creatures who wing's can't possibly support them but yet they are still able to fly and due to the fact that they don't ahve knees they must be able to collect nectar while standing up rigid like. to call someone the bee's knee, they're calling them strong!
>Orangusnake looking annoyed: you think you're so smart dontcha?!
>Ratarang: thats not what that means at all...
>Badgerclops putting a hand on ratarang: don't bother dude, I bought him a book of slang awhile back and he still don't get alot of it
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nice