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- 16:05 - Gusta: i need inbus
- 16:05 - Wario64: whats inbus
- 16:05 - Gusta: hex key
- 16:06 - Gusta: i expect you not to have torx, but you should have inbus
- 16:06 - Gusta: i need something tighted
- 16:06 - Wario64: what is hex key
- 16:06 - Gusta: key wrench
- 16:07 - Wario64: you mean the thing that has the hole for matka at the end
- 16:07 - Wario64: both ends
- 16:07 - Gusta: allen wrench
- 16:07 - Wario64: Tim Allen?
- 16:07 - Gusta: hexagonal socket wrench
- 16:07 - Wario64: https://images.homedepot-static.com/productImages/9052c725-765d-4dc9-af6d-94bc64297564/svn/urrea-open-end-wrenches-3016-64_1000.jpg
- 16:07 - Wario64: this thing?
- 16:08 - Gusta: i would just say wrench
- 16:08 - Wario64: no wrench is this
- 16:08 - Wario64: https://images.ffx.co.uk/tools/RID31000.JPG?w=1280&h=960&scale=both
- 16:08 - Gusta: but i need a fucking hex key
- 16:08 - Wario64: https://www.wihatools.ca/media/catalog/product/cache/3/image/1200x1000/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/3/5/35034.jpg
- 16:08 - Wario64: this?
- 16:08 - Gusta: A HEX KEY
- 16:08 - Wario64: IT HAS A HEX HOLE
- 16:09 - Gusta: fucking inbus
- 16:09 - Gusta: dont you fucking know what an inbus is
- 16:09 - Wario64: Antabus?
- 16:09 - Wario64: no i dont
- 16:09 - Gusta: Innensechskantschraube Bauer und Schaurte
- 16:11 - Wario64: a fucking what
- 16:11 - Wario64: http://new.heimat.de/home/cbruenig/fabrik/revier/hagen/pics/7.745-035.jpg
- 16:11 - Wario64: http://new.heimat.de/home/cbruenig/fabrik/revier/hagen/pics/7.745-155.jpg
- 16:11 - Wario64: you want rusty pipes?
- 16:12 - Gusta: i want a fucking tool
- 16:12 - Wario64: http://www.tools.com
- 16:12 - Gusta: jesus christ youre useless in real life situations
- 16:14 - Wario64: maybe if you described what the fuck you want
- 16:14 - Gusta: a piece of iron that is angled 90 degrees and has its end in a hexagonal shape
- 16:15 - Wario64: the fuck is even that
- 16:15 - Wario64: thats not even a tool
- 16:15 - Wario64: what could that even be useful for
- 16:15 - Gusta: https://images.musicstore.de/images/0960/goeldo-innensechskantschluessel-zoellig-0-050-1-27-mm-ksw12_1_GIT0012360-000.jpg
- 16:15 - Gusta: ever seen these?
- 16:15 - Gusta: no?
- 16:19 - Wario64: no
- 16:19 - Gusta: then you should kill yourself
- 16:19 - Wario64: what even is that for thats just a metal stick
- 16:19 - Gusta: FOR TIGTHENING BOLTS THAT ARENT FLAT OR CROSS
- 16:20 - Wario64: BUT THATS WHAT WRENCHES ARE FOR
- 16:20 - Gusta: YOU CANT TIGHTEN A BOLT THATS INSIDE SOMETHING
- 16:20 - Gusta: WITH A FUCKING WRENCH
- 16:20 - Gusta: SCREWDRIVER? NO
- 16:20 - Wario64: THEN WHY IS IT DESIGNED LIKE SHIT
- 16:20 - Gusta: ALLEN WRENCH
- 16:20 - Gusta: YES
- 16:21 - Wario64: THIS CONVERsation
- 16:21 - Wario64: is
- 16:21 - Wario64: fucking
- 16:21 - Wario64: NUTS
- 16:21 - Wario64: heh
- 16:21 - Wario64: get it
- 16:21 - Gusta: you have a pole
- 16:21 - Gusta: and you have a stand
- 16:21 - Wario64: THATS RETARDED WHY IS A BENT STICK A FUCKING TOOL
- 16:21 - Gusta: now other than making it a probable hazad by jamming the pole into the stand with nails
- 16:22 - Gusta: you screw it in with something that can go inside the pole without sticking out so the stand can actually stand flat with the ground
- 16:22 - Gusta: and since you dont want someone to easily unscrew it
- 16:23 - Wario64: no u
- 16:23 - Gusta: you use some hexagonal bolts
- 16:23 - Wario64: no
- 16:23 - Wario64: u
- 16:29 - Gusta: you said you unistalled the game
- 16:29 - Gusta: so fuck off
- 16:30 - Wario64: no i didnt
- 16:30 - Gusta: well fuck off im not playing with a liar
- 16:30 - Wario64: well thats your problem
- 16:30 - Gusta: and a cheater since you have no skins and we are using your logic
- 16:30 - Wario64: what even logic
- 16:30 - Gusta: your stupid logic
- 16:30 - Wario64: I have 50+ games
- 16:31 - Wario64: bunch of badges
- 16:31 - Gusta: i have 98 games
- 16:31 - Wario64: what even are you talking about
- 16:31 - Gusta: alot of badges
- 16:31 - Gusta: what even are you trying to talk about
- 16:31 - Wario64: idk youre the one that says skins are hacks or something
- 16:31 - Wario64: i dont even know what youre saying
- 16:31 - Gusta: you always said people with no skins are cheating
- 16:31 - Gusta: and you have no skins
- 16:32 - Gusta: so you must be cheating
- 16:32 - Wario64: no, just that cheaters are more likely not to have skins
- 16:32 - Wario64: level 1 profile less than year old with 1 game 10 hours
- 16:32 - Wario64: VS
- 16:32 - Gusta: thats funny
- 16:32 - Wario64: level 80 profile 8 years old with 150+ games and 1200 hours
- 16:32 - Wario64: both wallbang you headshot through a wall
- 16:32 - Wario64: which is more suspicious
- 16:33 - Gusta: none
- 16:33 - Gusta: both are similarly suspicious
- 16:33 - Wario64: wrong
- 16:33 - Wario64: the first one is
- 16:33 - Gusta: youre wrong
- 16:33 - Wario64: the other guy has 1200 hours
- 16:33 - Wario64: he can predict camping spots
- 16:33 - Gusta: you dont know that because youre doing an overwatch case
- 16:33 - Wario64: overwatch cases dont show profiles
- 16:33 - Wario64: im talking ingame
- 16:34 - Gusta: so smurfs dont exist
- 16:34 - Wario64: smurfs are just as bad as hackers
- 16:34 - Gusta: neither do people whoose accounts get hacked and get a new one
- 16:34 - Wario64: those people are retards
- 16:34 - Wario64: when they click shady links in steam chat
- 16:35 - Gusta: neither people that have never played a game on their steam account and were akways playing on friend's account
- 16:35 - Wario64: those people should have set up their profile then
- 16:35 - Gusta: youre literally ordering people to do stuff
- 16:35 - Gusta: you go to north korea
- 16:35 - Gusta: lets see how you like being ordered what to do
- 16:37 - Wario64: >play csgo for billions years on friend profile because too cheap to get my own
- 16:37 - Wario64: >finally decide to buy it myself
- 16:37 - Wario64: >dont even put on a profile pic
- 16:37 - Wario64: >"Why do people call me hacker??? Im like global elite 3!"
- 16:37 - Gusta: but is he hacking?
- 16:38 - Gusta: no he is not
- 16:38 - Wario64: no but hes acting like a hacker
- 16:38 - Gusta: so you would already get someone banned
- 16:38 - Wario64: so thats his fault
- 16:38 - Gusta: lol ok
- 16:38 - Wario64: why banned
- 16:38 - Wario64: reported
- 16:38 - Wario64: do you know what reports are
- 16:38 - Wario64: ITS CALLED REPORTS
- 16:38 - Wario64: IT JUST REPORTS THE PERSON
- 16:38 - Wario64: AND HADNS THEM OVER TO SOMONE WHO CAN CHECK THEM
- 16:38 - Wario64: YOU FUCKING IDIOT
- 16:38 - Wario64: YOU CAN RIGHT CLICK SOMEONE AND REPORT THEM
- 16:38 - Wario64: AND TEHN SOMEONE ELSE
- 16:38 - Wario64: CHECKS OUT THEIR GAMEPLAY
- 16:38 - Wario64: AND DECIDES
- 16:38 - Wario64: YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT
- 16:38 - Wario64: ITS A 20 YEAR OLD MECHANIC
- 16:38 - Gusta: but you think hes cheating
- 16:39 - Wario64: YES THATS WHY I REPORT HIM
- 16:39 - Wario64: AND IF HE IS CHEATING HE GETS BANNED
- 16:39 - Wario64: AND IF HE ISNT HE WONT
- 16:39 - Gusta: but then you would complain that this game has cheaters
- 16:39 - Gusta: because none of them get banned
- 16:39 - Wario64: you are an idiot
- 16:39 - Gusta: you are literally playing with someone who has been reported over 100 times
- 16:40 - Wario64: so what
- 16:40 - Wario64: you didnt get banned
- 16:40 - Wario64: because youre not cheating
- 16:40 - Gusta: lol you never know
- 16:41 - Gusta: maybe vac is shit
- 16:41 - Wario64: pffft
- 16:41 - Gusta: and so are overwatch investigators
- 16:41 - Wario64: implying you have hacks
- 16:41 - Wario64: with the score you get
- 16:41 - Gusta: or maybe i just know how to hide it well
- 16:41 - Wario64: yeah totally
- 16:41 - Gusta: or maybe i know how to get reports not actually work
- 16:41 - Wario64: is that why we lose 90% of matches
- 16:41 - Wario64: lol
- 16:41 - Wario64: totes
- 16:41 - Gusta: exactly
- 16:42 - Gusta: making it less suspicious by losing the majority
- 16:42 - Wario64: thats the exact opposite effect of hacking
- 16:42 - Wario64: people hack to win
- 16:42 - Wario64: so
- 16:42 - Wario64: nope
- 16:42 - Gusta: maybe i just like to cheat to show how fucking retarded the system is
- 16:42 - Wario64: no you dont
- 16:42 - Gusta: if i didnt get vac'd or banned yet
- 16:42 - Gusta: then something's wrong
- 16:42 - Gusta: and youre playing this game
- 16:43 - Gusta: you dont even understand how easy it is to cheat and get away with it
- 16:43 - Wario64: except you arent hacking
- 16:43 - Wario64: because you are trash
- 16:43 - Wario64: so
- 16:43 - Gusta: thats what you think
- 16:43 - Wario64: how about you stop making shit up
- 16:43 - Wario64: and actually join
- 16:44 - Gusta: i intentionally play without sound
- 16:44 - Gusta: and dont just stare at guys through wall
- 16:44 - Gusta: doesnt mean i dont activelly use the hack im not cheating
- 16:44 - Wario64: Bullshit
- 16:45 - Gusta: any modification to the game files get you banned
- 16:45 - Gusta: no matter if you use it or not
- 16:45 - Wario64: but you didnt modify it
- 16:45 - Wario64: so
- 16:45 - Gusta: because thats exactly why im always landing headshots in smokes
- 16:46 - Gusta: miss a few
- 16:46 - Gusta: make it look like it was lucky shot
- 16:46 - Gusta: there we go i just got away with it
- 16:46 - Wario64: no you dont
- 16:46 - Wario64: you didnt land a smoke headshot in like forever
- 16:46 - Wario64: i land more lucky headshots than you
- 16:46 - Gusta: in like forever
- 16:46 - Gusta: literally yesterday and before that
- 16:47 - Wario64: So are you gonna join or should I tell him to launch it
- 16:47 - Gusta: what you want to play with cheaters?
- 16:47 - Wario64: ok we're going without you
- 16:47 - Gusta: sure enjoy getting matched against spinbotters
- 16:47 - Wario64: I bet you're gonna wait for another aimware update so you derank back to silver 1
- 16:48 - Gusta: i bet im gonna make another aimware update so you bitch more
- 16:48 - Wario64: hmmmmmmm look at this clean post-VAC wave game
- 16:48 - Gusta: you arent even playing
- 16:49 - Wario64: i am playing Train
- 16:49 - Gusta: oh just wait, this new vac update sucks as always, easy to exploit the code
- 16:49 - Gusta: can just easily update aimware
- 16:49 - Gusta: and get money again
- 16:49 - Gusta: want a sale?
- 16:49 - Wario64: round 3
- 16:49 - Wario64: they already got a bot
- 16:50 - Gusta: sure want to make it faster?
- 16:50 - Gusta: i will give you a sale
- 16:51 - Wario64: and thats a second bot
- 16:51 - Gusta: why isnt lying vac-bannable
- 16:51 - Wario64: ez win
- 16:51 - Gusta: i only wish people who lied had their tongues cut like in medieval age
- 16:52 - Wario64: welp they surrendered
- 16:52 - Wario64: that was short
- 16:52 - Gusta: oh wait
- 16:52 - Gusta: there is an option to report someone for lying
- 16:52 - Gusta: hmmmmmmm
- 16:52 - Gusta: this ban youll get
- 16:52 - Gusta: hmmmmmmmmmm
- 16:52 - Gusta: worse than vac ban
- 16:53 - Gusta: i actually love how valve are cucks and their community bans apply to every game
- 16:55 - Gusta: you can also get banned for artificially increasing play hours by having the game run just the menu screen
- 16:55 - Wario64: You can't tho
- 16:55 - Wario64: Aren't you a little hypocrite
- 16:56 - Gusta: arent you?
- 16:56 - Gusta: you are literally doing it right now
- 16:56 - Wario64: I'm playing Dust2
- 16:56 - Wario64: waiting for warmup to end
- 16:56 - Gusta: youre not playing anything
- 16:56 - Wario64: then imma block you cause im tired of you distracting me
- 16:56 - Gusta: cant even prove it by streaming or something
- 16:56 - Gusta: no just blocks me
- 16:56 - Wario64: Just watch my stream then
- 16:56 - Gusta: literally lost the entire argument
- 16:57 - Gusta: nice menu screen
- 16:57 - Gusta: literally playing dust
- 16:57 - Gusta: yeah
- 16:57 - Gusta: nice
- 16:57 - Gusta: you can open the console
- 16:57 - Gusta: and type in map de_dust2
- 16:57 - Wario64: you can clearly see im playing with real people
- 16:57 - Gusta: too bad you didnt make it in time before i connected to watch your stream
- 16:57 - Wario64: aaand warmup is over
- 16:57 - Wario64: cya
- 16:58 - Gusta: AS I CAN CLEARLY SEE
- 16:58 - Gusta: Waiting for a response from Wario64
- 16:58 - Gusta: YOU ARE A LYING BASTARD THAT CANT PROVE ANYTHING BECAUSE HE JUST DOESNT ACCEPT THE STREAMING REQUEST
- Literally steam said he wasnt on any server, just in menu, and he obviously didnt accept the stream request because he knew he would end up showing the truth.
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