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Messing with a stupid person on steam, they lie in the end

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  1. 16:05 - Gusta: i need inbus
  2. 16:05 - Wario64: whats inbus
  3. 16:05 - Gusta: hex key
  4. 16:06 - Gusta: i expect you not to have torx, but you should have inbus
  5. 16:06 - Gusta: i need something tighted
  6. 16:06 - Wario64: what is hex key
  7. 16:06 - Gusta: key wrench
  8. 16:07 - Wario64: you mean the thing that has the hole for matka at the end
  9. 16:07 - Wario64: both ends
  10. 16:07 - Gusta: allen wrench
  11. 16:07 - Wario64: Tim Allen?
  12. 16:07 - Gusta: hexagonal socket wrench
  13. 16:07 - Wario64: https://images.homedepot-static.com/productImages/9052c725-765d-4dc9-af6d-94bc64297564/svn/urrea-open-end-wrenches-3016-64_1000.jpg
  14. 16:07 - Wario64: this thing?
  15. 16:08 - Gusta: i would just say wrench
  16. 16:08 - Wario64: no wrench is this
  17. 16:08 - Wario64: https://images.ffx.co.uk/tools/RID31000.JPG?w=1280&h=960&scale=both
  18. 16:08 - Gusta: but i need a fucking hex key
  19. 16:08 - Wario64: https://www.wihatools.ca/media/catalog/product/cache/3/image/1200x1000/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/3/5/35034.jpg
  20. 16:08 - Wario64: this?
  21. 16:08 - Gusta: A HEX KEY
  22. 16:08 - Wario64: IT HAS A HEX HOLE
  23. 16:09 - Gusta: fucking inbus
  24. 16:09 - Gusta: dont you fucking know what an inbus is
  25. 16:09 - Wario64: Antabus?
  26. 16:09 - Wario64: no i dont
  27. 16:09 - Gusta: Innensechskantschraube Bauer und Schaurte
  28. 16:11 - Wario64: a fucking what
  29. 16:11 - Wario64: http://new.heimat.de/home/cbruenig/fabrik/revier/hagen/pics/7.745-035.jpg
  30. 16:11 - Wario64: http://new.heimat.de/home/cbruenig/fabrik/revier/hagen/pics/7.745-155.jpg
  31. 16:11 - Wario64: you want rusty pipes?
  32. 16:12 - Gusta: i want a fucking tool
  33. 16:12 - Wario64: http://www.tools.com
  34. 16:12 - Gusta: jesus christ youre useless in real life situations
  35. 16:14 - Wario64: maybe if you described what the fuck you want
  36. 16:14 - Gusta: a piece of iron that is angled 90 degrees and has its end in a hexagonal shape
  37. 16:15 - Wario64: the fuck is even that
  38. 16:15 - Wario64: thats not even a tool
  39. 16:15 - Wario64: what could that even be useful for
  40. 16:15 - Gusta: https://images.musicstore.de/images/0960/goeldo-innensechskantschluessel-zoellig-0-050-1-27-mm-ksw12_1_GIT0012360-000.jpg
  41. 16:15 - Gusta: ever seen these?
  42. 16:15 - Gusta: no?
  43. 16:19 - Wario64: no
  44. 16:19 - Gusta: then you should kill yourself
  45. 16:19 - Wario64: what even is that for thats just a metal stick
  46. 16:19 - Gusta: FOR TIGTHENING BOLTS THAT ARENT FLAT OR CROSS
  47. 16:20 - Wario64: BUT THATS WHAT WRENCHES ARE FOR
  48. 16:20 - Gusta: YOU CANT TIGHTEN A BOLT THATS INSIDE SOMETHING
  49. 16:20 - Gusta: WITH A FUCKING WRENCH
  50. 16:20 - Gusta: SCREWDRIVER? NO
  51. 16:20 - Wario64: THEN WHY IS IT DESIGNED LIKE SHIT
  52. 16:20 - Gusta: ALLEN WRENCH
  53. 16:20 - Gusta: YES
  54. 16:21 - Wario64: THIS CONVERsation
  55. 16:21 - Wario64: is
  56. 16:21 - Wario64: fucking
  57. 16:21 - Wario64: NUTS
  58. 16:21 - Wario64: heh
  59. 16:21 - Wario64: get it
  60. 16:21 - Gusta: you have a pole
  61. 16:21 - Gusta: and you have a stand
  62. 16:21 - Wario64: THATS RETARDED WHY IS A BENT STICK A FUCKING TOOL
  63. 16:21 - Gusta: now other than making it a probable hazad by jamming the pole into the stand with nails
  64. 16:22 - Gusta: you screw it in with something that can go inside the pole without sticking out so the stand can actually stand flat with the ground
  65. 16:22 - Gusta: and since you dont want someone to easily unscrew it
  66. 16:23 - Wario64: no u
  67. 16:23 - Gusta: you use some hexagonal bolts
  68. 16:23 - Wario64: no
  69. 16:23 - Wario64: u
  70. 16:29 - Gusta: you said you unistalled the game
  71. 16:29 - Gusta: so fuck off
  72. 16:30 - Wario64: no i didnt
  73. 16:30 - Gusta: well fuck off im not playing with a liar
  74. 16:30 - Wario64: well thats your problem
  75. 16:30 - Gusta: and a cheater since you have no skins and we are using your logic
  76. 16:30 - Wario64: what even logic
  77. 16:30 - Gusta: your stupid logic
  78. 16:30 - Wario64: I have 50+ games
  79. 16:31 - Wario64: bunch of badges
  80. 16:31 - Gusta: i have 98 games
  81. 16:31 - Wario64: what even are you talking about
  82. 16:31 - Gusta: alot of badges
  83. 16:31 - Gusta: what even are you trying to talk about
  84. 16:31 - Wario64: idk youre the one that says skins are hacks or something
  85. 16:31 - Wario64: i dont even know what youre saying
  86. 16:31 - Gusta: you always said people with no skins are cheating
  87. 16:31 - Gusta: and you have no skins
  88. 16:32 - Gusta: so you must be cheating
  89. 16:32 - Wario64: no, just that cheaters are more likely not to have skins
  90. 16:32 - Wario64: level 1 profile less than year old with 1 game 10 hours
  91. 16:32 - Wario64: VS
  92. 16:32 - Gusta: thats funny
  93. 16:32 - Wario64: level 80 profile 8 years old with 150+ games and 1200 hours
  94. 16:32 - Wario64: both wallbang you headshot through a wall
  95. 16:32 - Wario64: which is more suspicious
  96. 16:33 - Gusta: none
  97. 16:33 - Gusta: both are similarly suspicious
  98. 16:33 - Wario64: wrong
  99. 16:33 - Wario64: the first one is
  100. 16:33 - Gusta: youre wrong
  101. 16:33 - Wario64: the other guy has 1200 hours
  102. 16:33 - Wario64: he can predict camping spots
  103. 16:33 - Gusta: you dont know that because youre doing an overwatch case
  104. 16:33 - Wario64: overwatch cases dont show profiles
  105. 16:33 - Wario64: im talking ingame
  106. 16:34 - Gusta: so smurfs dont exist
  107. 16:34 - Wario64: smurfs are just as bad as hackers
  108. 16:34 - Gusta: neither do people whoose accounts get hacked and get a new one
  109. 16:34 - Wario64: those people are retards
  110. 16:34 - Wario64: when they click shady links in steam chat
  111. 16:35 - Gusta: neither people that have never played a game on their steam account and were akways playing on friend's account
  112. 16:35 - Wario64: those people should have set up their profile then
  113. 16:35 - Gusta: youre literally ordering people to do stuff
  114. 16:35 - Gusta: you go to north korea
  115. 16:35 - Gusta: lets see how you like being ordered what to do
  116. 16:37 - Wario64: >play csgo for billions years on friend profile because too cheap to get my own
  117. 16:37 - Wario64: >finally decide to buy it myself
  118. 16:37 - Wario64: >dont even put on a profile pic
  119. 16:37 - Wario64: >"Why do people call me hacker??? Im like global elite 3!"
  120. 16:37 - Gusta: but is he hacking?
  121. 16:38 - Gusta: no he is not
  122. 16:38 - Wario64: no but hes acting like a hacker
  123. 16:38 - Gusta: so you would already get someone banned
  124. 16:38 - Wario64: so thats his fault
  125. 16:38 - Gusta: lol ok
  126. 16:38 - Wario64: why banned
  127. 16:38 - Wario64: reported
  128. 16:38 - Wario64: do you know what reports are
  129. 16:38 - Wario64: ITS CALLED REPORTS
  130. 16:38 - Wario64: IT JUST REPORTS THE PERSON
  131. 16:38 - Wario64: AND HADNS THEM OVER TO SOMONE WHO CAN CHECK THEM
  132. 16:38 - Wario64: YOU FUCKING IDIOT
  133. 16:38 - Wario64: YOU CAN RIGHT CLICK SOMEONE AND REPORT THEM
  134. 16:38 - Wario64: AND TEHN SOMEONE ELSE
  135. 16:38 - Wario64: CHECKS OUT THEIR GAMEPLAY
  136. 16:38 - Wario64: AND DECIDES
  137. 16:38 - Wario64: YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT
  138. 16:38 - Wario64: ITS A 20 YEAR OLD MECHANIC
  139. 16:38 - Gusta: but you think hes cheating
  140. 16:39 - Wario64: YES THATS WHY I REPORT HIM
  141. 16:39 - Wario64: AND IF HE IS CHEATING HE GETS BANNED
  142. 16:39 - Wario64: AND IF HE ISNT HE WONT
  143. 16:39 - Gusta: but then you would complain that this game has cheaters
  144. 16:39 - Gusta: because none of them get banned
  145. 16:39 - Wario64: you are an idiot
  146. 16:39 - Gusta: you are literally playing with someone who has been reported over 100 times
  147. 16:40 - Wario64: so what
  148. 16:40 - Wario64: you didnt get banned
  149. 16:40 - Wario64: because youre not cheating
  150. 16:40 - Gusta: lol you never know
  151. 16:41 - Gusta: maybe vac is shit
  152. 16:41 - Wario64: pffft
  153. 16:41 - Gusta: and so are overwatch investigators
  154. 16:41 - Wario64: implying you have hacks
  155. 16:41 - Wario64: with the score you get
  156. 16:41 - Gusta: or maybe i just know how to hide it well
  157. 16:41 - Wario64: yeah totally
  158. 16:41 - Gusta: or maybe i know how to get reports not actually work
  159. 16:41 - Wario64: is that why we lose 90% of matches
  160. 16:41 - Wario64: lol
  161. 16:41 - Wario64: totes
  162. 16:41 - Gusta: exactly
  163. 16:42 - Gusta: making it less suspicious by losing the majority
  164. 16:42 - Wario64: thats the exact opposite effect of hacking
  165. 16:42 - Wario64: people hack to win
  166. 16:42 - Wario64: so
  167. 16:42 - Wario64: nope
  168. 16:42 - Gusta: maybe i just like to cheat to show how fucking retarded the system is
  169. 16:42 - Wario64: no you dont
  170. 16:42 - Gusta: if i didnt get vac'd or banned yet
  171. 16:42 - Gusta: then something's wrong
  172. 16:42 - Gusta: and youre playing this game
  173. 16:43 - Gusta: you dont even understand how easy it is to cheat and get away with it
  174. 16:43 - Wario64: except you arent hacking
  175. 16:43 - Wario64: because you are trash
  176. 16:43 - Wario64: so
  177. 16:43 - Gusta: thats what you think
  178. 16:43 - Wario64: how about you stop making shit up
  179. 16:43 - Wario64: and actually join
  180. 16:44 - Gusta: i intentionally play without sound
  181. 16:44 - Gusta: and dont just stare at guys through wall
  182. 16:44 - Gusta: doesnt mean i dont activelly use the hack im not cheating
  183. 16:44 - Wario64: Bullshit
  184. 16:45 - Gusta: any modification to the game files get you banned
  185. 16:45 - Gusta: no matter if you use it or not
  186. 16:45 - Wario64: but you didnt modify it
  187. 16:45 - Wario64: so
  188. 16:45 - Gusta: because thats exactly why im always landing headshots in smokes
  189. 16:46 - Gusta: miss a few
  190. 16:46 - Gusta: make it look like it was lucky shot
  191. 16:46 - Gusta: there we go i just got away with it
  192. 16:46 - Wario64: no you dont
  193. 16:46 - Wario64: you didnt land a smoke headshot in like forever
  194. 16:46 - Wario64: i land more lucky headshots than you
  195. 16:46 - Gusta: in like forever
  196. 16:46 - Gusta: literally yesterday and before that
  197. 16:47 - Wario64: So are you gonna join or should I tell him to launch it
  198. 16:47 - Gusta: what you want to play with cheaters?
  199. 16:47 - Wario64: ok we're going without you
  200. 16:47 - Gusta: sure enjoy getting matched against spinbotters
  201. 16:47 - Wario64: I bet you're gonna wait for another aimware update so you derank back to silver 1
  202. 16:48 - Gusta: i bet im gonna make another aimware update so you bitch more
  203. 16:48 - Wario64: hmmmmmmm look at this clean post-VAC wave game
  204. 16:48 - Gusta: you arent even playing
  205. 16:49 - Wario64: i am playing Train
  206. 16:49 - Gusta: oh just wait, this new vac update sucks as always, easy to exploit the code
  207. 16:49 - Gusta: can just easily update aimware
  208. 16:49 - Gusta: and get money again
  209. 16:49 - Gusta: want a sale?
  210. 16:49 - Wario64: round 3
  211. 16:49 - Wario64: they already got a bot
  212. 16:50 - Gusta: sure want to make it faster?
  213. 16:50 - Gusta: i will give you a sale
  214. 16:51 - Wario64: and thats a second bot
  215. 16:51 - Gusta: why isnt lying vac-bannable
  216. 16:51 - Wario64: ez win
  217. 16:51 - Gusta: i only wish people who lied had their tongues cut like in medieval age
  218. 16:52 - Wario64: welp they surrendered
  219. 16:52 - Wario64: that was short
  220. 16:52 - Gusta: oh wait
  221. 16:52 - Gusta: there is an option to report someone for lying
  222. 16:52 - Gusta: hmmmmmmm
  223. 16:52 - Gusta: this ban youll get
  224. 16:52 - Gusta: hmmmmmmmmmm
  225. 16:52 - Gusta: worse than vac ban
  226. 16:53 - Gusta: i actually love how valve are cucks and their community bans apply to every game
  227. 16:55 - Gusta: you can also get banned for artificially increasing play hours by having the game run just the menu screen
  228. 16:55 - Wario64: You can't tho
  229. 16:55 - Wario64: Aren't you a little hypocrite
  230. 16:56 - Gusta: arent you?
  231. 16:56 - Gusta: you are literally doing it right now
  232. 16:56 - Wario64: I'm playing Dust2
  233. 16:56 - Wario64: waiting for warmup to end
  234. 16:56 - Gusta: youre not playing anything
  235. 16:56 - Wario64: then imma block you cause im tired of you distracting me
  236. 16:56 - Gusta: cant even prove it by streaming or something
  237. 16:56 - Gusta: no just blocks me
  238. 16:56 - Wario64: Just watch my stream then
  239. 16:56 - Gusta: literally lost the entire argument
  240. 16:57 - Gusta: nice menu screen
  241. 16:57 - Gusta: literally playing dust
  242. 16:57 - Gusta: yeah
  243. 16:57 - Gusta: nice
  244. 16:57 - Gusta: you can open the console
  245. 16:57 - Gusta: and type in map de_dust2
  246. 16:57 - Wario64: you can clearly see im playing with real people
  247. 16:57 - Gusta: too bad you didnt make it in time before i connected to watch your stream
  248. 16:57 - Wario64: aaand warmup is over
  249. 16:57 - Wario64: cya
  250. 16:58 - Gusta: AS I CAN CLEARLY SEE
  251. 16:58 - Gusta: Waiting for a response from Wario64
  252. 16:58 - Gusta: YOU ARE A LYING BASTARD THAT CANT PROVE ANYTHING BECAUSE HE JUST DOESNT ACCEPT THE STREAMING REQUEST
  253.  
  254.  
  255. Literally steam said he wasnt on any server, just in menu, and he obviously didnt accept the stream request because he knew he would end up showing the truth.
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