Serafall: wow
Serafall: you accepted my add
Howard Roark: what was your smurf
Serafall: arbiter
Serafall: lmao
Howard Roark: ah
Howard Roark: well sad that you have to smurf cuz you cant get rated
Serafall: well
Howard Roark: 700
Howard Roark: lol
Serafall: what
Serafall: idgi
Howard Roark: try and get top 100 if you  could suck less
Serafall: ah
Serafall: yeah
Serafall: i will
Serafall: thanks
Serafall: i use a smurf to queue with my friends
Howard Roark: nice 5 losses on your last 8 games
Serafall: who are obviously much worse than me
Serafall: yea
Serafall: sad
Howard Roark: sand bagging
Serafall: feelsbad
Howard Roark: yeah
Howard Roark: its what the less skilled have to do
Howard Roark: when you learn to carry you'll be able to not abuse match making
Serafall: yep
Serafall: i supported my way to rank 700
Howard Roark: 0/9/0
Serafall: didnt play carry a single time
Howard Roark: you got carried up to 717
Serafall: i sure did
Serafall: you got me
Serafall: im just a noob
Serafall: so when will i play vs you in solo q
Serafall: let me know hwen you reach rank 700 as well
Serafall: and maybe i can vs you
Howard Roark: it took you 6 yeras
Howard Roark: I could do it in 1 if I tried
Serafall: why did it take me 6 years
Serafall: oh
Serafall: thats wha tyou mean
Serafall: nah it didnt take me 6 years
Serafall: but i did start playing in 2012
Howard Roark: which is 6 years ago
Howard Roark: jesus
Howard Roark: I guess math isnt your strong suit
Serafall: but that doesnt mean it took me 6 years to reach this?
Serafall: i mean
Serafall: ranks released 3 months ago
Serafall: lol
Serafall: and ranked matchmaking wasnt even out 6 years ago
Howard Roark: I started playing a month ago and I already get matched against players in the 300s
Serafall: nice
Serafall: im sure you do
Howard Roark: 75 more games
Howard Roark: and I can play ranked
Serafall: 300 mmr you mean
Serafall: ROFL
Howard Roark: take a look at my match history if you dont believe me
Howard Roark: anyways grats on dedicating 6 years of your life to be a highly average dota 2 player
Howard Roark: how many games you got? I notice you hide that on your profile
Howard Roark: 9,000?
Serafall: 3000 actually
Howard Roark: 3,000
Howard Roark: I have 27
Serafall: nice
Howard Roark: and get matched against people better than you
Serafall: will i be seeing you at ti8
Howard Roark: that's a waste of time
Serafall: ur such a funny guy
Serafall: where did you learn your humor from
Howard Roark: anyone who plays dota 2 competetively is kinda pathetic tbh
Serafall: dunno man
Serafall: if i could be a millionaire playing dota2
Serafall: i would
Howard Roark: decent looking prostitutes outearn the best dota 2 players
Serafall: yeah but theyre prostitutes
Howard Roark: which is still less embarassing than being a professional dota player
Serafall: hmmm
Howard Roark: chess players shaped world history and geopoltical politics
Howard Roark: dota 2 players are just chubby losers in moms basement
Howard Roark: I play the game casually but dont harbor any illusion that its anything more than a waste of time
Serafall: https://dota2.gamepedia.com/File:Miracle_EPICENTER_2017.jpg
Serafall: dunno man
Serafall: he doesnt look fat to me
Howard Roark: nice pipe cleaner arms
Howard Roark: I'msure the women go wild for his near sidedness and concave chest
Serafall: yeah but hes not a chubby loser in mums basement
Howard Roark: Just a scrawny loser
Serafall: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsBunYjIgAA8Kz9.jpg
Serafall: what about this guy
Serafall: hes not either of htose
Serafall: what are you gonna say about him
Serafall: hey wheres the rank 300 players that you played with
Howard Roark: again near sided
Serafall: im not seeing any
Serafall: whats near sided
Howard Roark: weird how staring at a computer screen 90 hours a week makes one have shitty vision
Serafall: oh
Serafall: you mean
Serafall: near SIGHTED
Serafall: gotta
Serafall: get that spelling correct
Serafall: friend
Howard Roark: here's a tip
Howard Roark: if you go outside
Howard Roark: and your eyes focus on things that are further than 12 inches from your face
Howard Roark: you won't fuck up your vision
Serafall: ah
Serafall: good call
Serafall: ive been near sighted since birth though
Serafall: what do you have to say about that
Howard Roark: "since birth"
Serafall: yea
Howard Roark: considering your eyes aren't done growing at birth that's what we know as bullshit
Serafall: ive had glasses since i was
Serafall: 2 years old?
Serafall: something like that
Howard Roark: your parents 4 eyed?
Serafall: wow
Serafall: how did you know
Serafall: they actually have 6 eyes
Serafall: theyre aliens
Serafall: you got me