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- Brainless:
- >Day 666 in Equestria.
- >You have been trying to get a big achievement ever scene you came here.
- > You finally got one.
- >You made a jet.
- >Took a lot of time and bit's to do so.
- >But you made it.
- >You walk out side and see rainbow dash
- >"Hey, what's up?"
- "Just the biggest achievement in my life."
- >"Really? What's that?"
- >You show her the jet.
- >"That's... What IS that?"
- "Its a thing that allows me to fly. Built her from scratch."
- >"Wow. But.. It could be about 20% cooler..."
- "Hey. It's my biggest achievement ever. So shut it. Do you see me mocking yours? No... Wait... What IS your biggest achievement?"
- >"Mine? Well..."
- >She raised a hoof to ponder.
- >"Oh! One time, I flew so fast, that i gave all my friends puberty."
- >wat.
- >Gave her friends... Puberty?
- >Brain?
- >Yea anon?
- >Can we ever beat that?
- >I don't think so...
- >Shit.
- "Well.. Uh.. Wanna see if i can beat you in a race with my jet?"
- >"YOUR ON!"
- >You walk back inside and get in your jet.
- >You get in and check all the controls.
- >Everything's Okay.
- >You get on the runway you made.
- "ON THE GREEN LIGHT. WE GO."
- >She nods.
- >The light turns green, and you take off.
- >You suddenly realize you don't know how to fly a jet.
- >Brain, you there buddy?
- >FUCK YOU ANON, I'M OUT.
- >Your head opened up and your brain jumps out with a briefcase and hat on.
- >It takes the only parachute.
- >It jumps out.
- >Well, shit, heart, can you help?
- >HURRRRRRRRRR
- >Uhh, heart? Why aren't you beating?
- >Shit. I'm fucked.
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