PMS session 28

<Halifax> [Long night is loooooooooong... It is cold and driving on the team's collective nerves. But luckily everyone has weathered this trial of a night and is perfectly fine. Right?]
* [BNS]Amile is having a miserable night in her own tent
* [Rut]Allison is nowhere to be found.
* Ellisa shivers.. the pain/frostbite from the thing is getting to her.
* [par]Evone wakes up and crawls out of the tent, "Ah shite ar'we stillin this
<Ellisa> 14 Ah...dammit... hurry up and come out sun...
<[par]Evone> ell hole?"
<[par]Evone> "I wuz hopin' it wuz al jus a nightmarre."
* [par]Evone runs her head and looks around for any of the others
* Ellisa talks to no one in particular..
<Ellisa> 14 Ain't a nn---nightmare... shit/s real....
* [par]Evone doesn't make out what's said but hears Ellisa so goes over to her
* [BNS]Amile yells out from inside her tent
<[par]Evone> " 'Ey ye al'ight?"
<[BNS]Amile> Will you two SHUT UP?! I'm trying to sleep you nits!
* [Rut]Allison 's voice can be faintly heard.
* [par]Evone cringes and sneers at the yelling
* Ellisa pays no attention to Amile's voice and begins to spiral down into madness.
<[par]Evone> "Oi!  Well dunt bothah wakin up then!"
<[BNS]Amile> !!!
* [BNS]Amile storms out of her tent and stomps her way over to the lean-to, kicking some snow in Evone's face as emphasis
<[BNS]Amile> What did you say to me, you barely literate bilge rat?!
* [par]Evone fumes
<[par]Evone> "I sa' fall inna fukin' ditch an' die ye bitch!"
* [par]Evone swings her cludel and Amile
* [BNS]Amile easily sidesteps the swing, pointing and laughing at Evone as she falls off-balance from her own effort
<[BNS]Amile> Hahaha, that's HILARIOUS. Honestly, why even bother carry that thing around if you can't even use it? You know, besides pleasuring yourself at night.
* [par]Evone growls and dives at Amile to tackle her
* Ellisa smiles a little and chuckles under her breath.
<[par]Evone> "I'll shove it up ye asre!"
* [Rut]Allison 's laughter can be heard coming from... somewhere.
<[BNS]Amile> No thanks, I don't want to share your experience of explaining vaginal splinters to a Doc-OOF!!
* [par]Evone tries to take down and pin Amile
<[par]Evone> "Vaginal isnt yer arse ye dumb bitch!"
<[BNS]Amile> Get off me, you mental midget!
* [BNS]Amile smacks Evone upside the head with her morningstar!
* Ellisa hugs whatever's soft now..
<Ellisa> 14 It's mine.. hehehehe....~
<[par]Evone> "Ack!  Ye salty bitch!"
* [par]Evone is knocked off but tries to keep a grip on Amile's clothes
* Ellisa 's laugh gets louder and louder as the time past.
<[BNS]Amile> L-let go!
* [par]Evone is pushed off Amile but comes off with Amile's shirt
<[BNS]Amile> !!!
* [BNS]Amile shrieks!
* [BNS]Amile attempts to cover up!
* [par]Evone laughs
<[BNS]Amile> YOU BITCH!
<[par]Evone> "Ye flattah then tha deck o' tha ship!"
* [BNS]Amile kicks Evone in the teeth
<[BNS]Amile> Better than being a bubble-headed bimbo!
<[BNS]Amile> Waaah!
* [BNS]Amile slips in the attempt and lands on her back on the ground
<[BNS]Amile> ...ow...
* [Rut]Allison_ has joined #maidrpg
* [par]Evone laughs again and seems to calm down a bit
* [par]Evone sits down and sighs
<[par]Evone> "I need'd that."
* [BNS]Amile wallops Evone upside the head with a snowball without bothering to sit up
<[BNS]Amile> Get FUCKED, splinter-snatch!
<[par]Evone> "Ack!"
* [par]Evone falls over then scrambles to her feet
<[par]Evone> "I'll make good on'me promis ta shove this up'ye arse if ye so eager fer it!"
<[Rut]Allison> ... Psst.
* [Rut]Allison "psst"s at Ellisa from the shadows...
<Ellisa> ...?
<Ellisa>  Oh look.. I'm seeing and hearing things again.. ahahaha...
* [BNS]Amile sits up and glares at Evone with a murderous glint in her eye...
<[BNS]Amile> You just /try/ it.
<[Rut]Allison> ... Psssssst.
* [par]Evone has a manical grin
<[par]Evone> "Only if ye say please."
* Zemyla has joined #maidrpg
<Ellisa> ...what?
<[Rut]Allison> ... C'mere.
* [Rut]Allison gestures for Ellisa to follow.
* Ellisa follows the voice, it speaks to me!
* [BNS]Amile throws her morningstar, walloping Evone upside the head again
<[BNS]Amile> Please.
<[par]Evone> "Ack!"
<[BNS]Amile> Maybe if I hit you in the head enough, I'll fix that fucking lisp of yours.
* [par]Evone falls back into the snow with a large bruise on her forehead. She seems outcold
* [Rut]Allison leads Ellisa into an empty clearing in the woods.
<[Rut]Allison> ... Alright. That's far enough.
* [BNS]Amile climbs to her feet and grabs her top, only to find it torn to the point of uselessness
<[BNS]Amile> Bah. Bitch.
<Ellisa> 14 Oh thy shiny voice, where for though leading me?
* [par]Evone groans and holds her head
<[par]Evone> "Ughgugh... what happened..?"
<[BNS]Amile> You got knocked the FUCK out.
* [Rut]Allison turns around, and can be seen clearly now. Her eyes are blackened from sleep deprivation. Her face is red with fever. The area around them is covered with writing in the snow. Crude illustrations of picture cards, six sided dice, and coins, along with LOTS of gibberish.
<[BNS]Amile> Now stay down before I decide I shove the shirt you tore down your throat.
<Ellisa> ...14 What is this...
<[par]Evone> "Wuz it those wulz?" she looks around, "Wuz I out al'night?"
<[Rut]Allison> Ehehehe... heh...
* Ellisa squints at this voice.
<[BNS]Amile> Yeah, wolves, whatever.
* [BNS]Amile climbs back into her tent to attempt to devise a method of retaining her modesty
<[Rut]Allison> You're the last one... the only one left. They all got ran outta town. Wanted a piece 'a The Shark, and got the fangs... Heheheh...
* [Rut]Allison grins. She looks pretty damned insane.
<[Rut]Allison> This is it, babe. You an' me. The last hand, and I'm dealing. We're ending this NOW, ONCE AND FOR ALL.
* [par]Evone frowns, was hoping Amile would get closer. She starts beating the other tents in frustration.
<Ellisa> ...god damn it..its you Allison!
* [Rut]Allison draws a pair of pistols.
* [Rut]Allison starts juggling them.
<Ellisa> Ok ok.. fine! I'll play!!
<[Rut]Allison> One's loaded. One isn't. You pick. We shoot.
<Ellisa> Fine.
* [Rut]Allison stops, holding one in her left hand, and one in her right.
<[Rut]Allison> Ehehe... Heeheeheehee! C'mon, c'mon, let me feel the rush, now! Don't disappoint me! Choose, choose~!
* [par]Evone goes over to Amile's tent and kicks it over when she runs out of other tents to ruin
* Ellisa snatches... the right one!
<[BNS]Amile> !!!
* [BNS]Amile is still topless, trying to fashion a new top
<[BNS]Amile> YOU!!
<[Rut]Allison> ... Arrre youuuu suuure~?
<[par]Evone> "Ye said pleaze!"
* [par]Evone snatches at amile's pants
* [Rut]Allison turns her head sideways, almost to the point of being upside-down.
<[BNS]Amile> W-w-wha!?!
<[Rut]Allison> -- Oh. OH. Oh you!
<[Rut]Allison> I see, I see, I see! I see what you did there. You can't fool me. You're quick, but I'm the best. EhehehEHEHEHeheheheeee....
* [Rut]Allison rants.
* Ellisa grins.
<Ellisa> It's my gun now.
* [Rut]Allison points hers at Ellisa.
* Ellisa looks back and does the same.
<Ellisa> Cmon.. lets do this.
* [BNS]Amile quickly kicks her foot up, catching Evone underneath the chin with her heel
* [par]Evone takes the kick with her glass jaw and slumps onto Amile.
<[Rut]Allison> My last challenge... it's been so long. But here we are. There's everything to lose, nothing to gain. THAT. IS. LIFE. That's the way it is, AHAHAHAHA!
* [BNS]Amile scrambles out from under the unconscious Evone and spits on her
* Ellisa laughs along as well.
<[BNS]Amile> What a stupid bitch.
<Ellisa> HAHAHAHAHA!
<[Rut]Allison> Well, these years have been fun, but I need to move on, now. Goodbye, Ellisa.
<Ellisa> Hmph. It's been a REAL nice pleasure knowing you too.
* [Rut]Allison pulls the trigger!
* Ellisa fires back... ah well.. life's life. Sorry Dani...
<[Rut]Allison> [*click* *BANG*]
* [Rut]Allison 's gun didn't fire. She stands there, the grin frozen on her face.
<[Rut]Allison> W-wait...
* [Rut]Allison pulls the trigger again. Click.
<[Rut]Allison> No, wait, that's not right...
* [Rut]Allison pulls it again. And again.
* [Rut]Allison drops it.
* Ellisa clicks...
* [BNS]Amile steals Evone's top while she's out cold.
& Ellisa fires a shot. A flash envelopes Allison....
<[BNS]Amile> Ah, poetic justice... not that you'd know what poetry is, you peasant.
* [BNS]Amile puts it on. It's a little too big, but any port in a storm...
<[Rut]Allison> ...
* [Rut]Allison drops to her knees.
<[Rut]Allison> Haa... y-you're... pretty good...
* [Rut]Allison collapses.
<Ellisa> ...ah.. dammit.. as much as I hate ya..
* Ellisa picks up Allison and carries her back to camp, but steals her gun in the process.. Winners Spoil.
* [par]Evone is passed out and topless in the destroyed camp
* [BNS]Amile notices Ellisa and Allison's return
* [Rut]Allison has no wound -- the pistol was from last night, and only contained gunpowder. Allison shows no signs of waking up, however.
<[BNS]Amile> Hey, great! You finally offed her. Good riddance.
* Ellisa sighs.
<Ellisa> She ain't dead, Wish she waas though.
<[BNS]Amile> I can fix that.
<Ellisa> But....capt'n might be mad if I really did off her liket his.
<[BNS]Amile> Bah, another time then.
<[BNS]Amile> Where'd you two bugger off to, anyway? I had to defend myself against this illiterate psycho while she tried to rape me!
* [BNS]Amile adjusts her poorly-fitting top
<Ellisa> Dueling.. or something.
* Ellisa laughs.
* [par]Evone is still unconcious in the snow underdressed
<Ellisa> ..so.. what about ya two/
<[BNS]Amile> What about us?
* Ellisa pats Allison's ass one time to make her claim~
<Ellisa> Gonna leave er' like that in the snow?
<[BNS]Amile> Why not?
<[BNS]Amile> Gave her /two/ chances to think better of her attitude.
<[BNS]Amile> She can rot now for all I care.
* Ellisa laughs.
<Ellisa> Well.. let me put this one away first.
* Ellisa puts Allison back in her tent, and covers her with a thin blanket from her own tent.
* UBOA has quit IRC
<Ellisa>  hmph.. Should of killed you when I had the chance...
* Ellisa goes back out to Amile and the still lying Evone.
<Halifax> [The long night draws to a close. The sun rises and heavy winds have thinned and moved the heavy snow banks...  It is dawn, and the crisp morning air is a relief to everyone. Warm winds pass by.]
<Ellisa> ...ugh... damn.. what the hell happened last night...?
* [par]Evone wakes up groaning ans holding her head
<[par]Evone> "Tha fook happened?"
* Ellisa nudges Amile awake.
<Ellisa> Hey... its morning. We're not dead.
<[BNS]Amile> Nhhh?
* [BNS]Amile slowly wakes up
<Ellisa> Ah! Shit!
* Ellisa eye's go wide upon realizing someone very important!
<[BNS]Amile> W-whoa! What's up with you?
* [BNS]Amile scrambles out of Ellisa's way, still half asleep
<Ellisa> I forgot about Danielle!
<[par]Evone> "Are we leavin' this god fersakin place yet?"
<Ellisa> Yes!
* Ellisa scrambles to search for the little girl.
* [huh]Danielle is asleep.
* Ellisa sighs a breath of relief...
<Ellisa> ...you can really sleep after huh...never the less..
<[par]Evone> "An' werr tha 'ell is me shert!?"
* Ellisa nudges Dani gently awake.
<Ellisa>  Hey, its morning Dani, breakfast time~
* [huh]Danielle opens her eyes.
<[huh]Danielle> ....Elli?
* Ellisa smile, but her face is worn and sleep deprived, but she's smiling alright.
* [huh]Danielle sits up, and yawns widely.
<[huh]Danielle> ....Morning. 14probably.
* [huh]Danielle shivers.
<[huh]Danielle> Cold.
* [par]Evone walks over to Ellisa
* [huh]Danielle curls back up under the sheets.
<Ellisa> Ah.. here.. take my jacket again, I'll start a fire up.
* [huh]Danielle doesn't refuse it.
<[par]Evone> "Oi!  Who took mah damn shert!  I'm freezin mah arse off!"
*[Atai]Emily shivers in the chill of early morning as she wakes up, slowly, blearily, feeling about for Priss.
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* [Atai]Coureix steals Ellisa's jacket.
<[Atai]Coureix> Wait, this isn't edible.
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* [Atai]Emily shivers in the chill of early morning as she wakes up, slowly, blearily, feeling about for Priss.
* Ellisa preps a campfire, ah... there we go.. she huddles around it.
* [Atai]Emily is now herself again, un-pointy-eared once more.
* [huh]Danielle scoots closer to the fire.
* [par]Evone sits by the fire grumbling and trying to warm up
* [Atai]Emily finds no Priss, and is disappointed. Her arm withdraws.
* [Atai]Emily lies there for several more minutes before sighing, and pulling herself upright and awake.
* [Atai]Emily rubs her face, and tries to bring herself to wakefulness.
<[Atai]Emily> 's a bloody awful morning.
<Ellisa>  How are you Dani?
<[huh]Danielle> Cold.
* [Atai]Emily glances over beside her. Nope, no Priss.
* [Atai]Emily sighs, and staggers to her feet. She shall give gravity a solid fight, today.
* [Atai]Emily changes into clothing more suitable for the day and the area, then brushes out her hair.
<Ellisa> Well, most of the bad is over now so it should be warming up for today... there's lots of snow if you want to play dani.
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* [Atai]Emily laces up her boots, makes sure her gun is loaded, and slips it into the thigh holster, settling her skirt back down over it.
<[Atai]Emily> 14Time to face the day.
<[huh]Danielle> ...I'm good.
<[huh]Danielle> 14probably
* [Atai]Emily gets up, and pulls open the tent flap as she slips out, letting it fall closed behind her.
<Ellisa> Hey, Amile do we have any supplies left?
<[par]Evone> "Anywun 'ave an extra shert?"
* Ellisa thinks...
<Ellisa> Check my tent
* [Atai]Emily seeks out the others, and finds them around a small fire.
<[Atai]Emily> Good morning~
* Ellisa turns to that voice.
<Ellisa> Ah.. mornin' countess, Capt'n left for town last night so you'll be stayin' with us till then.
* [par]Evone checks the tent and comes out with a blouse and a half hearted smile
<[par]Evone> "A' leas sumin went right fer me."
<[Atai]Emily> Ah, is that what happened? Thank you, Ellisa.
<Ellisa> Not a problem.
<[par]Evone> "iz there even any'ing ta pack up?  Sorry I kinda freaked out las night."
<Ellisa> Ah... seems Amiles.. gone right now.. I think we may need to get some supplies out for breakfast, think you can go check>?
<[par]Evone> "Me?  Sure."
* [par]Evone goes to rummage through the stuff
* [par]Evone pockets something for herself then brings foodstuffs back to the party gathered round the fire
<Ellisa> Ah... thanks. Gimme just a sec and I'll get somethin' nice for us all.
* Ellisa manages to cook something for the crew, whoever's awake anyways despite her fatigue...
[Quicksave.]