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- A: Who was the last person to piss you off? What did they do?
- Humanity in general, for being awful.
- B: Do you miss your ex? What would you do to get them back?
- Not in this lifetime or any other.
- C: If you had to choose between your best friend or your significant other dying, who would you choose?
- That isn't a choice, the two are one and the same.
- D: Everyone has a few demons, what's your worst one?
- Hard to define any particular one as "worst", but a fairly good answer would be "Jake".
- E: Have you ever cheated on somebody?
- No.
- F: Are you a virgin?
- Not by a long shot.
- G: Do you believe in ghosts?
- Nope.
- H: If you knew your girlfriend/boyfriend would be truly happier without you, would you leave?
- Yes. Neither she nor I can imagine a situation in which that would be the case, but if it was something that would make her truly happy I wouldn't hesitate.
- I: If you liked someone with a terminal illness, would you still date them knowing they might not live much longer?
- Yes.
- J: If you sold your soul, what would it be for?
- To help out those for whom I care.
- K: Would you ever kill someone? What would be a good reason?
- Yes, in order to protect people.
- L: Have you ever told a big lie, one that you felt bad for? Did you ever come clean?
- Never one that caused me to feel bad for lying, though some of them caused me to feel bad through their context. And yes, I did.
- M: Is there anything that you'd never do for any amount of money?
- Hurt those I care for.
- N: Would you consider yourself vain or narcissistic?
- No.
- O: Are you open minded, or do you judge people and things before you give them a chance?
- I'm very open-minded.
- P: Politics, what are your thoughts on them?
- Boring.
- Q: Do you prefer peace and quiet, or loud chaos?
- Peace and quiet.
- R: Religion, what is yours? Do you believe in a god?
- Atheist.
- S: What is your sexual preference (straight, gay, bi, pan, ace)?
- Demisexual, as best I can tell.
- T: What is your favorite sexual position?
- I honestly have no idea.
- U: Has anyone you knew ever died? If so, who?
- Yes. My family, for one, but if we're going with people I actually cared about, my cousin.
- V: Do you ever want children?
- No.
- W: If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
- Somewhere cold and dark.
- X: Do you do drugs? Drink? Smoke?
- No yes no.
- Y: Is there anything you wouldn't do for love?
- Hurt people.
- Z: Would you ever have sex for money?
- Probably, as long as precautions were taken to keep it safe.
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