Sweetieslut - Gary Motherfucking Oaks

Button Masher had just turned 10 years old, his mom presented him with
A card. "Honey you might have noticed there are few men in Canterlot.
Do you know why"

"Of course Mom, It was the war right" He smiles seeing her serious face.

"No at ten years old, all boys leave to be train a Pokemon. Well Professor
Cadance was out of normal Pokemon, so... I got this one from a friend.
A Pony with swag comes out of the pokeball. "I hope you like it."

"Oh mom thanks" he hugs her when Gary Oaks comes strolling out.
"Looks like another baby staring on he's journey hu" He makes kissy faces.
"Don't worry After I become a pokemon champion I will be sure to
keep your mom company" He says sticking out his tongue.

Buttons grabs his pokeball. "Oh yeah, how about we fight to show
you how big a baby you are." he says throwing out his Ponyta.

"Oh no I am so scared" He says grabbing his pokeball and throws
out Blastoise. "Look baby I don't want to wipe you out now. How
about we meet after your fourth badge. That way I won't be let down
as bad... Smell you later." He says returning his Blastoise.

"Ah crud" he says running after Oak. "You stay away from my mom"
he screams, not realizing how far out in the woods he was.
Continuing on the trail he sees a girl fishing. "Hey there anything good"
He screams running through the water.

"Darn it" she says throwing down her fishing pole. "Buttons what are you
doing" she Hollars at him. "What are you doing out here" she asks.

"Sweetiebell" he says looking at her better. "I thought you were with
your sister Rarity" he says running to hug her.
"I am finally a trainer"
he says letting out Ponyta Do you like"

"That's a fine pokemon, and I guess now that you have a pokemon you
are all grown up hu" she whispers in his ear.

"Ummmm I, I" Buttons looks around. "I need to use the bathroom" he
runs of to the woods to adjust himself, making sweetie laugh.

While Button's is in the woods, Along comes the pimp daddy Gary Oaks.
He sees the girl. "Hey there baby, dump the zero and cruise with a winner"
He shows off his four badges he has already won.

"Um not if you were the last guy on earth. She attempts to slap him, he grabs her
hand.

"Oh don't play coy. I know you want a man and not some silly boy" He says
Dragging her to him. "Now give us a kiss" there lips lock as she fights him off

"Ember" Gary hears as his ass is covered in flames causing Gary to drop
Sweetie. "You leave my girl alone" He says catching her in his arms.