clear

ECHO =================================================
ECHO ===[-----mugnuff's Autoexec was loaded!------]===
ECHO =================================================

//Misc
fps_max 999

//Binds
bind "uparrow" "exec autoexec"
bind "downarrow" "volume 0"
bind "leftarrow" "net_graph 1"
bind "rightarrow" "net_graph 0"
bind "f1" "buy ak47;buy vesthelm"
bind "f2" "buy awp;buy vesthelm"
bind "f3" "buy smokegrenade;buy flashbang;buy hegrenade;buy molotov;buy flashbang;buy defuser"
bind "f4" "buy nova;buy vesthelm;buy deagle"

//Surfbinds
bind "mouse4" "+right"
bind "mouse5" "+left"
bind "mouse3" "+strafe"
bind "n" "say /sgive awp"
bind "j" "say /sgive hegrenade"

// SOUND
volume "0.05"

// Sensitivity
sensitivity "2.4"

// Viewmodel
viewmodel_fov               "90"
viewmodel_offset_y          "3"
viewmodel_offset_x          "3"
viewmodel_offset_z          "-3"
cl_bob_lower_amt            "0"

// Crosshair
bind "t" "ch"
alias "ch" "ch1"
alias "ch1" "cl_crosshairstyle 4; cl_crosshairsize 8; cl_crosshairgap -10; cl_crosshairthickness 0.5; cl_crosshairdot 0; alias ch ch2"
alias "ch2" "cl_crosshairstyle 4; cl_crosshairsize 3; cl_crosshairgap -1; cl_crosshairthickness .05; cl_crosshairdot 0; alias ch ch3"
alias "ch3" "cl_crosshairstyle 5; cl_crosshairsize 3; cl_crosshairgap 100000000; cl_crosshairthickness .05; cl_crosshairdot 1; alias ch ch4"
alias "ch4" "cl_crosshairstyle 4; cl_crosshairsize 3.17; cl_crosshairgap -10; cl_crosshairthickness 0.5; cl_crosshairdot 0;alias ch ch5"
alias "ch5" "alias ch ch1"

//Jumpthrow

alias                       "+jumpthrow" "+jump;-attack"
alias                       "-jumpthrow" "-jump"

//trashtalkerbind

alias "trashtalker" "trashtalk1"

alias "trashtalk1" "say You only killed me because I ran out of health..; alias trashtalker trashtalk2"
alias "trashtalk2" "say WOW! imagine if your parents weren't siblings.; alias trashtalker trashtalk3"
alias "trashtalk3" "say I PLAY WITH A RACING WHEEL; alias trashtalker trashtalk4"
alias "trashtalk4" "say CS:GO is too hard for you m8 maybe consider a game that requires less skill, like idk.... solitaire; alias trashtalker trashtalk5"
alias "trashtalk5" "say Bro you couldn't hit an elephant in the ass with a shotgun with aim like that; alias trashtalker trashtalk6"
alias "trashtalk6" "say You're the human equivalent of a participation award.; alias trashtalker trashtalk7"
alias "trashtalk7" "say server cvar 'sv_rekt' changed to 1.; alias trashtalker trashtalk8"
alias "trashtalk8" "say Was that your spray on the wall or are you just happy to see me?; alias trashtalker trashtalk9"
alias "trashtalk9" "say Oops, I must have chosen easy bots by accident; alias trashtalker trashtalk10"
alias "trashtalk10" "say Is this casual?? I have 16k..; alias trashtalker trashtalk11"
alias "trashtalk11" "say I thought I already finished chemistry.. So much NaCl around here..; alias trashtalker trashtalk12"
alias "trashtalk12" "say Did you know that csgo is free to uninstall?; alias trashtalker trashtalk13"
alias "trashtalk13" "say Even Noah can't carry these animals; alias trashtalker trashtalk14"
alias "trashtalk14" "say Options -> How To Play; alias trashtalker trashtalk15"
alias "trashtalk15" "say How much did you tag that wall for??; alias trashtalker trashtalk16"
alias "trashtalk16" "say I thought I put bots on hard, why are they on easy?; alias trashtalker trashtalk17"
alias "trashtalk17" "say Who are you sponsored by? Parkinson's?; alias trashtalker trashtalk18"
alias "trashtalk18" "say How did you change your difficulty settings? My CS:GO is stuck on easy; alias trashtalker trashtalk19"
alias "trashtalk19" "say Nice $4750 decoy; alias trashtalker trashtalk20"
alias "trashtalk20" "say If I were to commit suicide, I would jump from your ego to your elo.; alias trashtalker trashtalk21"
alias "trashtalk21" "say Is your monitor on; alias trashtalker trashtalk22"
alias "trashtalk22" "say idk if u know but it's mouse1 to shoot; alias trashtalker trashtalk23"
alias "trashtalk23" "say you guys buy accounts on ebay??; alias trashtalker trashtalk24"
alias "trashtalk24" "say You have the reaction time of a dead puppy.; alias trashtalker trashtalk25"
alias "trashtalk25" "say The only thing you carry is an extra chromosome.; alias trashtalker trashtalk26"
alias "trashtalk26" "say If I wanted a comeback I'd get it from your mom's face.; alias trashtalker trashtalk27"
alias "trashtalk27" "say If I wanted to suicide, i'd jump from your ego to your elo; alias trashtalker trashtalk28"
alias "trashtalk28" "say Options -> How To Play; alias trashtalker trashtalk29"
alias "trashtalk29" "say Safest place for us to stand is in front of your gun; alias trashtalker trashtalk30"
alias "trashtalk30" "say Is that a decoy, or are you trying to shoot somebody?; alias trashtalker trashtalk31"
alias "trashtalk31" "say I could swallow bullets and shit out a better spray than that; alias trashtalker trashtalk32"
alias "trashtalk32" "say Not even Noah can carry these animals; alias trashtalker trashtalk33"
alias "trashtalk33" "say deranking?; alias trashtalker trashtalk34"
alias "trashtalk34" "say You could not pre-fire a marching band full of elephants; alias trashtalker trashtalk35"
alias "trashtalk35" "say Shut up, I fucked your dad.; alias trashtalker trashtalk36"
alias "trashtalk36" "say How much did you tag that wall for?; alias trashtalker trashtalk37"
alias "trashtalk37" "say You REALLY gotta win those; alias trashtalker trashtalk38"
alias "trashtalk38" "say Buy sound next time; alias trashtalker trashtalk39"
alias "trashtalk39" "say mad cuz bad; alias trashtalker trashtalk40"
alias "trashtalk40" "say You can't even carry groceries in from the car; alias trashtalker trashtalk41"
alias "trashtalk41" "say I kissed your mom last night. Her breath was globally offensive; alias trashtalker trashtalk42"
alias "trashtalk42" "say Dude you're so fat you run out of breath rushing B; alias trashtalker trashtalk43"
alias "trashtalk43" "say Did you learn your spray downs in a bukkake video?; alias trashtalker trashtalk44"
alias "trashtalk44" "say You're almost as salty as the semen dripping from your mum's mouth; alias trashtalker trashtalk45"
alias "trashtalk45" "say Rest in spaghetti never forgetti; alias trashtalker trashtalk46"
alias "trashtalk46" "say Don't be upsetti, have some spaghetti; alias trashtalker trashtalk47"
alias "trashtalk47" "say Did you grow up near by Tschernobyl or why are you so toxic?; alias trashtalker trashtalk48"
alias "trashtalk48" "say This guy is more toxic than the beaches at Fukushima; alias trashtalker trashtalk49"
alias "trashtalk49" "say I called the call center ... I have to wait another 10 minutes for you mom to come by.; alias trashtalker trashtalk50"
alias "trashtalk50" "say Do you work at walmart? cause you need to roll back the attitude; alias trashtalker trashtalk51"
alias "trashtalk51" "say You have a reaction time slower than coastal erosion; alias trashtalker trashtalk52"
alias "trashtalk52" "say You've got the reactions of a frozen turd; alias trashtalker trashtalk53"
alias "trashtalk53" "say If you were a CSGO match, your mother would have a 7day cooldown all the time, because she kept abandoning you.; alias trashtalker trashtalk54"
alias "trashtalk54" "say Your nan is like my ak vulcan, battle-scarred; alias trashtalker trashtalk55"
alias "trashtalk55" "say You awpers are like bad girlfriends - No Brain;alias trashtalker trashtalk56"
alias "trashtalk56" "say You look like you have parkinsons you shake and bake fuck-knuckle.; alias trashtalker trashtalk57"
alias "trashtalk57" "say You walk like an AI designed by a 10 year old; alias trashtalker trashtalk58"
alias "trashtalk58" "say Good luck having fun!; alias trashtalker trashtalk59"
alias "trashtalk59" "say Maybe if you stopped taking loads in the mouth you wouldn't be so salty;alias trashtalker trashtalk60"
alias "trashtalk60" "say Look at that guys' movement. He walks like he has a full load of shit in his pants.; alias trashtalker trashtalk61"
alias "trashtalk61" "say I'm surprised you've got the brain power to keep your heart beating.; alias trashtalker trashtalk62"
alias "trashtalk62" "say Watching you play is making my brain cells commit suicide.;alias trashtalker trashtalk63"
alias "trashtalk63" "say I bet you're the type of dude that likes it when your toilet paper breaks and your finger slides up your asshole.;alias trashtalker trashtalk64"
alias "trashtalk64" "say You're playing like your eyeballs are high-fiving each other;alias trashtalker trashtalk65"
alias "trashtalk65" "say Choose your excuse: 1. Lag | 2. Shitty teammates | 3. Hacks | 4. Smurf | 5. My ping is high yours isn't | 6. Luck | 7. 64 tick; alias trashtalker trashtalk66"
alias "trashtalk66" "say You should have been a handjob; alias trashtalker trashtalk 67"
alias "trashtalk67" "say If humans are 75% water, how can you be 100% salt?; say trashtalker trashtalk68"
alias "trashtalk68" "say Your Family tree must be a cactus, because everyone on it is a Prick; alias trashtalker trashtalk69"
alias "trashtalk69" "say Your birth certification came with a apology from the condom company;alias trashtalker trashtalk70"
alias "trashtalk70" "say You're about as useful as Anne Franks drum kit;alias trashtalker trashtalk1"


bind "." "trashtalker"
//BEL AIR

alias "super" "bel1"

alias "bel1" "say Now, this is a story all about how; alias super bel2"
alias "bel2" "say My life got flipped-turned upside down; alias super bel3"
alias "bel3" "say And I'd like to take a minute; alias super bel4"
alias "bel4" "say Just sit right there; alias super bel5"
alias "bel5" "say I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air; alias super bel6"
alias "bel6" "say In west Philadelphia born and raised; alias super bel7"
alias "bel7" "say On the playground was where I spent most of my days; alias super bel8"
alias "bel8" "say Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool; alias super bel9"
alias "bel9" "say And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school?; alias super bel10"
alias "bel10" "say When a couple of guys who were up to no good; alias super bel11"
alias "bel11" "say Started making trouble in my neighborhood; alias super bel12"
alias "bel12" "say I got in one little fight and my mom got scared; alias super bel13"
alias "bel13" "say She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'; alias super bel14"
alias "bel14" "say I begged and pleaded with her day after day; alias super bel15"
alias "bel15" "say But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way; alias super bel16"
alias "bel16" "say She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.; alias super bel17"
alias "bel17" "say I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.; alias super bel18"
alias "bel18" "say First class, yo this is bad; alias super bel19"
alias "bel19" "say Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.; alias super bel20"
alias "bel20" "say Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?; alias super bel21"
alias "bel21" "say Hmmmmm this might be alright.; alias super bel22"
alias "bel22" "say But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that; alias super bel23"
alias "bel23" "say Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?; alias super bel24"
alias "bel24" "say I don't think so; alias super bel25"
alias "bel25" "say I'll see when I get there; alias super bel26"
alias "bel26" "say I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air; alias super bel27"
alias "bel27" "say Well, the plane landed and when I came out; alias super bel28"
alias "bel28" "say There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out; alias super bel29"
alias "bel29" "say I ain't trying to get arrested yet; alias super bel30"
alias "bel30" "say I just got here; alias super bel31"
alias "bel31" "say I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared; alias super bel32"
alias "bel32" "say I whistled for a cab and when it came near; alias super bel33"
alias "bel33" "say The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror; alias super bel34"
alias "bel34" "say If anything I could say that this cab was rare; alias super bel35"
alias "bel35" "say But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'; alias super bel36"
alias "bel36" "say I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8; alias super bel37"
alias "bel37" "say And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'; alias super bel38"
alias "bel38" "say I looked at my kingdom; alias super bel39"
alias "bel39" "say I was finally there; alias super bel40"
alias "bel40" "say To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air ; alias super bel1"

bind "," "super"