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Male condescending Voice

Nov 22nd, 2014
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  1. There's a body out back in the pasture, you might want to start there. It seems the gods are battling over that beast.
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  3. You mean that infernal oblivion spawn? We can hear him howling at night, bringing back fresh victims to devour. Helpless saps stand no chance.
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  5. Not often mercenaries come waltzing into my chamber, fortunately I am in need of an errand boy.
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  7. Just two days ago my guard butchered a small group of witchmen just outside the city walls, the first time in a while that they've come this close.
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  9. They butchered all but one that left for the hills deep within the valley, and by "coincidence" a necklace of mine went missing.
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  11. Hearing you speak of such relics like they were common jewels makes me sick, this amulet is what keeps you and this town safe.
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  13. I shouldn't become riled with naivety. Now off you go, lest you forfeit the gold you desire, and forgo the safety you'll have within my walls.
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  15. You look uneasy, you best give me that amulet before your mind is sundered by the power of it.
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  17. For what you've done, I'll spare you some personal knowledge along with gold. Think of this spell as an extra gift.
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  19. Also I've heard the missionary inside the temple has news of a discovery, have a word. At least they're finally being useful.
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  21. Well, what is it advisor? The hag couldn't speak to me herself?
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  23. Enough! You've barked well pass your merit. Tell that dog faced shriveled old bitch that if she meddles any further with this town...
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  25. Did I grant you the luxury to interrupt? Address me with my name again and your neck will be kissing the axe.
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  27. And you advisor, relay the message to that crone, that if she dares poke her nose within Arnima again, her bridge will fall into the current below.
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  29. The Hag rears her head at last! So you finally had your way with the king?! Why do you persist to harass me vulcher?
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  31. Ha, the audacity! You can place a new ass on that seat tomorrow, but the town itself belongs to no man now.
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  33. Sigmayne and the rest of the Reach now belong to her.
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  35. All your stomachs will reel when you see the lady I assure you, I showed mercy upon you insects. I relented when the lady demanded this town.
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  37. But I see the rats have bit the hand that feeds, you will be the first to taste her domain, whore.
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