April Fools' 2019 - 4

Darkness Invasion - 4

[Sanshuu Middle - rooftop]

Darkness Sonoko Coenzyme: Guh! W-What are you doing... How can you be losing to the Heroes when there's so many of you!?

Yuu: S-Sorry. I got kind of flustered.

Fuu: Oh come on! Can we stop this already!? I don't care who it is, someone explain what's going on!

Darkness Sonoko Coenzyme: Alright... I'm actually Nogi Sonoko the university student, summoned from farther into the future.

Gin/Sum/Tou: Eeeeh!?

Tou: S-Sonocchi... So you keep playing around like this even in university...

Its: That's your problem!?

Wak: S-So, Sonoko...-san the university student, why are we doing a B-tier hero show here...

Darkness Sonoko Coenzyme: You're getting closer to your final battle, and your battles will become ever more brutal. I'm here to tell you about that.

Anz: So this really was important training... Great Sonoko-sensei, I expected nothing less from an adult you!

Sek: So it wasn't just a silly farce for fun, then... Uh, sorry I guess.

Darkness Sonoko Coenzyme: It's okay, as long as you understand. Now that it's settled, let's fight until we can't stand!

Suz: No no no, give us a break already! Most people here can barely stand as it is!

Son: Uh, big Sonoko-senpai, can I ask you something?

Darkness Sonoko Coenzyme: What is it, Sonoko-chan?

Son: How many of my memo notebooks did I manage to fill by university?

SON: That's a great question, Sonocchi. I'd love to know the answer too.

Darkness Sonoko Coenzyme: Memo notebooks? Ah, those. Uh, let's see... I think I got up to around a hundred.

SON/Son: Who are you!?

Uta/Meb/Nat: Eh?

SON: You wretch, you're not me!

Son: You're not me either!

SON: Nogi Sonoko's raunchy memo already consists of more than 200 books!

SON/Son: Show who you really are!

Darkness Sonoko Coenzyme: Argh!

Aka: Grh...

Yuu/Yum/Tak: Eeeeh!?

Nat: A-Akamine Yuuna!

Aka: Aww, busted. Well, that was it. Happy April Fools'.

SHI/Wak/Tam: Whaaat!?

Chi/Hin/Mit: April Fools'!?

Aka: Yep. The Hero Club always does seasonal events, so I tried imitating that.

Aka: Too bad though, I hoped that I could save myself the trouble of dispatching Vertexes in the future if I had you take each other down here.

Tam: Hey! Are you daft or something!? Isn't doing this way more trouble!?

SON: Yeah. Even for April Fools', you really overdid it.

Aka: Did I? I kept close watch on you and just tried faithfully imitating what I saw, that's all.

SON: Hmm. You see, you need a subtle sense of consideration to fool around well.

Kar: No, in the first place it's your fault for being weird all the time and letting yourself be used like that!

SON: Eeeeh? It's my fault!?

Yuu/Tak: But it was really fun!

Aya: Akamine-san, would you like to enjoy all sorts of events with us from now on?

Aka: H-Huh!? W-What are you talking about... I'm not doing anything like this ever again. See you...

Fuu: Nogi. Do you have any idea how many battles we could've evaded if you didn't oversleep and were here from the start?

Sum: I think Akamine-san took Sonoko-san's daily pattern into account and incorporated that into her plan.

SON: Eh? Well, ahaha. Huh? Is this going to end in me being hanged up when I didn't even get to have that much fun?

SON: Kyaaa! I'm sorry! Happy April Fools'!