4chan Hazbin Hotel story - anon desk jockey

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #620
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>be you
>Work under Alastor
>Mostly you do stuff he doesn't want to do
>Lately you haven't seen him around
>Husk and... Niffty. Haven't seen him
>You almost had to chew your arm off to keep Niffty from raping you when you asked her about Alastor
>You're doing paperwork when Niffty bursts into flames and disappears, leaving a sooty patch in the carpet
>Last you checked Husk was at a poker game
>Your vision is filled with voodo symbols and a sense of nausea washes over you
>You, your desk and your paperwork is transported so what looks like a hotel
>"...and this charming fellow is my accountant and soon to be your receptionist: Anonymous! Say hello Anonymous!"
>You see the princess of hell looking at you with a smile, a fuming grey cyclops lady, and...
>Angel motherfucking Dust
"Uh...hi?"
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>Charlie had given you a proper off ice to work in
>You figure that you should get to know some of the people you're going to be working with
>You approach Vaggie with your most polite smile
"Hello, my name's Ano-"
>"What the hell do you want?"
>Oh
>She's a bitch
"Well I was trying to introduce myself so that working with you isn't shit but nevermind."
>She sighs and pinches her nose
>"Fuck, look. I'm SORRY for being rude. I've had a lot to deal with today."
>She rants about her day, from the live interview Charlie did that you missed, from Angel dust being an ass, to your boss being himself and finally Sir Pentious wrecking the place
>She visibly looks less stressed
"Well, if you need to rant like that again, just come find me and vent."
>"Thanks... I'll think about it."
>You hear cluttering about in your office
"Niffty you had better not be messing with my stuff in there!"
>"But it's all dirty!"