Inigo & Yarne siblings

C-support
[Yarne alone]
Yarne: [sweat] ‘Feroxi Caravan’… nope, sounds like poison.
Yarne: ‘Exalt’s Breakfast’? They just have a drink for breakfast?
Yarne: Why is there so much tea in the past?
Inigo: [grin] Yarne! You’re awfully far out of your hidey-hole today.
Yarne: Maybe because someone kept nagging me to get some tea.
Yarne: [sweat] Wait, what if I spontaneously develop an allergy?
Inigo: [sweat, closed eyes] We’ve been through this, brother. Taguel don’t get human food allergies.
Yarne: But what about the-
Inigo: That was one time! And barely anyone likes bear meat anyway!
Inigo: [wink] ‘Barely’. Get it?
Yarne: [injured] I wish I didn’t. Seriously, what do women SEE in you?
Inigo: My charming good looks and winning personality?
Yarne: [smile, closed eyes] Well, whatever keeps the future of the taguel alive.
Inigo: [sweat] Yep, that’s me. Keeping the future alive. With women.
Yarne: Wait, didn’t you say you were meeting someone here today?
Inigo: Oh- er-
Inigo: She left already. Yeah, uh, you just missed her.
Inigo: [wink] Which means, lucky you, teatime with my best brother!
Yarne: I’m your only brother.
Inigo: And the best!
Yarne: [smile, closed eyes] …So which of these is least poisonous, then?

B-support
Yarne: [angry] Inigo! We need to talk about that last battle!
Inigo: [injured] Ow! Just because my ears look human doesn’t mean my hearing’s any worse than yours!
Yarne: That’s not important! You could’ve been killed!
Inigo: [surprised] Your concern is touching, but as you can see, I’m-
Yarne: [yelling] It’s not about you!
Yarne: Or, I mean, it is about you, but-
Yarne: Think about what would happen to the taguel if you die!
Inigo: If I die?
Inigo: Er, well… there’ll be one less taguel in the world?
Yarne: Exactly! And we’re already on the edge of extinction!
Inigo: Well, your concern is touching, if weirdly motivated, but I don’t plan on dying any time soon.
Yarne: Good! The future of the taguel depends on your loins!
Yarne: [blush, sweat] …Speaking of which, how, er… successful have you been on that front?
Inigo: [blush, angry] …I’m sure you’re not asking me what it sounds like you are.
Yarne: It’s for the future of the taguel! If our population doesn’t increase-
Inigo: [yelling, blush] The taguel population’s going to decrease by a third if you finish that sentence!
Yarne: Isn’t that the whole point of your endless flirtations?
Inigo: [surprised] What gave you that idea?
Yarne: You did! Remember, you tried to proposition Lucina that time and told her-
Inigo: [injured, blush, closed eyes] Oh, gods, I’d hoped no-one remembered that.
Inigo: It was just a line, Yarne. A very stupid line.
Inigo: [injured] This whole conversation is doing my head in. I’m going to go before one of us bursts a blood vessel.
Yarne: [frown] Just… don’t get hurt.
Yarne: Whatever your motivations are, the future of our kind depends on your luck with the ladies.
Inigo: [sweat, eyes closed] (…gods, we’re doomed.)

A-support
Yarne: [smile] Inigo! Back from another- what’s that on your face?
Inigo: [sweat, eyes closed] It’s what it looks like. A slap mark.
Inigo: Suffice to say the ‘save the taguel’ line doesn’t work any better now than it did back then.
Yarne: [smile] Oh well. It’s not like you’re short on conquests!
Inigo: [sweat] About that.
Inigo: I’m not sure exactly where you got the impression that I’m particularly lucky in love-
Yarne: [smile, closed eyes] -You told me that.
Inigo: [sweat] Of course I did.
Inigo: Well… I’m not. At all. My lady-luck is in the negatives.
Yarne: [surprised] But-
Inigo: [frown] Don’t give me the taguel line! Look, you didn’t think this through!
Inigo: [blush] Even if I were to- well, even if we have children, they’ll be even less taguel than us, and their children even more so.
Inigo: For the taguel to continue, we’d need-  well, taguel not related to us.
Yarne: [surprised] …
Inigo: Don’t you get it? We’re doomed no matter what, so stop worrying! You don’t have to carry the whole future on your shoulders!
Yarne: [frown, closed eyes] …I wasn’t going to say anything about the taguel’s future.
Yarne: You lied to me. I thought you had a romance in every town!
Inigo: [sweat, injured] I… I’m sorry.
Inigo: [eyes closed, blush] Honestly, I just wanted you to think I was cool. You’re my little brother, after all, but you’re almost twice my size. I gotta impress you somehow.
Yarne: I always thought you were cool! You’re charming, fearless – your dancing rivals Mothers! And how many dozens of times have you saved my tail?
Inigo: [blush] Yarne…
Yarne: [smile, closed eyes] Aaaand you’re going all red.
Inigo: [blush] S-stop it! You know I get embarrassed easily!
Yarne: Yep.
Inigo: [frown, blush] Did I ever tell you you’re my least favourite taguel?