1993 LGPS Irish GP commentary

18:55:36: <RMCFeed> one light
18:55:42: <RMCFeed> two lights
18:55:43: <Salamander> so yeah, hell be good enough
18:55:46: <RMCFeed> three lights
18:55:50: <RMCFeed> four lights
18:55:57: <RMCFeed> five lights... stallers?
18:55:59: <dark77> 3 stallers
18:56:02: <captain_getz> this will be an interesting 1999 season then
18:56:03: <Salamander> 2
18:56:03: <Pi3141> 2
18:56:07: <WestLondoner> Inb4 the Sandinistas both stall
18:56:08: <RMCFeed> 'tis Mondello Park, Ireland
18:56:14: <dark77> inb4 Bell stalls
18:56:40: <Rated> 2 stallers
18:56:58: <Klooooon> 0 stallers
18:57:14: <Rated> but 34 retirements ?
18:57:21: <WestLondoner> All the stallers!
18:57:36: <captain_getz> frankly there havent been as many stallers at the start for 1993, its during the race that everyone DNFs
18:57:54: <dark77> no braggia.............:(
18:57:55: <Salamander> http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/formula1/24903504 HOLY SHIT YES
18:58:03: <Salamander> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
18:58:13: <captain_getz> still waiting for Kamui
18:58:23: <captain_getz> and praying tha Hulk is staying in F1
18:58:26: <Klooooon> Salamander
18:58:38: <Klooooon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC-psIWT39o
18:58:48: <Salamander> uh no
18:58:50: <WestLondoner> Keep up, I posted that an hour ago in the forum. :P
18:58:51: <Salamander> i just checked now
18:59:04: <Salamander> ive been out all day :p
18:59:15: <Salamander> and obviously the first thing i checked was pmmf
18:59:17: <Klooooon> excuses
18:59:18: <Klooooon> excuses
18:59:21: <Klooooon> excuses
18:59:21: <Klooooon> excuses
18:59:21: <Klooooon> excuses
18:59:21: <Klooooon> excuses
18:59:21: <Klooooon> excuses
18:59:22: <Klooooon> excuses
18:59:22: <Ferrarist> D'oh! The BBC even implies in their headline that McLaren will replace Perez :(
18:59:23: <FMecha> Kick!
18:59:25: <WestLondoner> COMBO
18:59:31: <Klooooon> no
18:59:34: <Ferrarist> COCOCOCO-COMBOBREKAER
18:59:34: <captain_getz> well how quick is Kevin compared to Mclaren's last superstar?
18:59:44: <Salamander> i dunno
18:59:44: <FMecha> Kamui-Hulk as teammates pls
18:59:52: <xorklon> that's not a
18:59:54: <xorklon> C
18:59:54: <xorklon> O
18:59:55: <xorklon> M
18:59:56: <dark77> i miss the kick klon kounter :P
18:59:56: <xorklon> B
18:59:56: <xorklon> O
18:59:58: <FMecha> Kick!
18:59:59: <xorklon> you monkeymen
19:00:28: <Ferrarist> But to represent an unpopular opinion: McLaren should try a Perez/Magnussen-pairing. I doubt that Button will stay much longer in F1. He'll probably be replaced by Alonso in 2015 anyway.
19:00:30: <captain_getz> oh, how many stallers for LGPS?
19:00:31: <Salamander> magnussen is probably the best young talent going right now
19:00:37: <FMecha> Try using Kick&Ban next time guys on Klon if he keeps doing that :p
19:00:38: <Salamander> perez/magnussen would be fucking HORRIBLE
19:00:46: <Gretchen> so yeah
19:00:48: <Salamander> ban klon? please
19:00:50: <Gretchen> do you understand combos now?
19:00:51: <Salamander> as if that would ever work
19:00:53: <Salamander> no :p
19:01:08: <Gretchen> Salamander, try your luck banning me :p
19:01:15: <Salamander> no
19:01:16: <Salamander> no point
19:01:21: <Ferrarist> Salamander: Why?
19:01:21: <RMCFeed> ALRIGHT
19:01:36: <Salamander> because perez is not even as good as button
19:01:40: <Salamander> and magnussen is a rookie
19:01:48: <mr_klon> dark pls
19:01:53: <FMecha> Kamui-Magnussen pls
19:01:57: <Ferrarist> But Perez has enough potential, while Button won't be around any longer.
19:01:57: <Salamander> this is why i said banning klon is pointless
19:02:00: <Salamander> GAH FUCK NO
19:02:04: <Salamander> thatd be even worse
19:02:09: <Salamander> perez has no potential
19:02:13: <mr_klon> but Button sucks
19:02:15: <Salamander> button is a good benchmark
19:02:15: <FMecha> Hulk-Magnussen?
19:02:16: <mr_klon> so yeah
19:02:23: <captain_getz> You know what F1 needs? Louis Deletraz :D
19:02:29: <Ferrarist> ^
19:02:30: <Ferrarist> YES!
19:02:33: <mr_klon> Roy Nissany
19:02:38: <Salamander> and is good for developing the car
19:02:40: <dark77> Eddie Cheever III
19:02:43: <Salamander> button/magnussen is ideal
19:02:44: <WestLondoner> Apparently been confirmed on Autosport.
19:02:45: <Salamander> NOPE
19:02:47: <WestLondoner> :D
19:02:57: <FMecha> Haryanto pls :p
19:03:07: <dark77> Coletti pls :P
19:03:08: <WestLondoner> Yup, it's legit. http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/111249
19:03:08: <mr_klon> yeah, so good at developing a car he had to copy Barrichello's setup more often than not
19:03:10: <Pi3141> Here http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/111249
19:03:23: <RMCFeed> Sunset, Karimov, Kickert, Fernandez, Zaugg, Gaera and Alden stall
19:03:27: <Ferrarist> Oh :(
19:03:28: <dark77> :O
19:03:29: <dark77> :O
19:03:30: <dark77> :O
19:03:33: <RMCFeed> SEVEN STALLERS
19:03:38: <captain_getz> damn it! I knew me being here is bad luck
19:03:40: <Ferrarist> Well, Perez can go home to Sauber now!
19:03:40: <Aeroracing> OH FUCKING GOD
19:03:42: <dark77> THAT'S A NEW LGPS RECORD
19:03:43: <dark77> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:03:53: <mr_klon> yay
19:03:55: <Aeroracing> I hope they know what they're doing
19:03:55: <dark77> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8iOmVd1W_g
19:04:01: <Salamander> shit
19:04:03: <mr_klon> which means hardly anyone will retire within the race
19:04:07: <Salamander> at least davies didnt stall :D
19:04:09: <mr_klon> and we will have like 11 finishers
19:04:14: <Salamander> or vdm
19:04:15: <mr_klon> :|
19:04:28: <Pi3141> Maybe related to this news: http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/111247 ?
19:04:31: <captain_getz> its up to VDM now!
19:04:33: <Aeroracing> And the MP4-29 better be a good car, otherwise it could spell big trouble for the younger Magnussen
19:05:23: <mr_klon> oh
19:05:25: <mr_klon> btw
19:05:52: <RMCFeed> Bloggs collides with Alden and is out
19:06:07: <mr_klon> I cleaned up today and brought all returnable bottles to the supermarke
19:06:09: <RMCFeed> Anker collides with Gaera and is out
19:06:09: <mr_klon> *supermarket
19:06:16: <mr_klon> guess how many bottles I had
19:06:22: <dark77> 69
19:06:38: <mr_klon> no
19:06:38: <Salamander> 27
19:06:38: <RMCFeed> Mori and Donnelly collide while avoiding Zaugg
19:06:39: <mr_klon> more
19:06:40: <RMCFeed> both out
19:06:45: <Salamander> :/
19:06:48: <dark77> 666
19:06:55: <mr_klon> ... divide that by 6
19:06:59: <dark77> 111
19:07:03: <Salamander> alik mori you jackass
19:07:04: <mr_klon> aye
19:07:06: <RealRacingRoots> 61?
19:07:12: <RealRacingRoots> that's how many scissors i need
19:07:15: <mr_klon> don't ask me where all of those bottles came from
19:07:19: <Ferrarist> Damn! Why didn't THQ release an nWo-DLC for WWE '13? :(
19:07:31: <mr_klon> because :p
19:07:31: <RealRacingRoots> THQ is ded
19:07:36: <RealRacingRoots> rip in peace
19:07:37: <RMCFeed> Swan hit Bloggs and lost his front wing
19:07:37: <Ferrarist> Apart from that
19:07:40: <FMecha> >Alden qualifies
19:07:45: <FMecha> >Stalls
19:07:46: <FMecha> :(
19:07:55: <captain_getz> THQ dead? People knew that for half a year or so!
19:08:02: <RMCFeed> 11 retirements in the start alone
19:08:15: <captain_getz> im sure EA will snatch the license
19:08:24: <FMecha> Mr_Klon - 420 bottles :p
19:08:31: <mr_klon> I for my part am much more interested in the Fandango DLC anyway
19:08:39: <Ferrarist> I mean, the nWo would have fitted better with the theme of the attitude era. But very well. I think I'm gonna buy WWE 2k14 in a couple of months.
19:08:47: <RMCFeed> Arnason is in the wall and Mazzacane is without a rear wing
19:08:48: <mr_klon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzMURyGo_9s
19:08:48: <RealRacingRoots> getz the license is now with 2k
19:09:00: <RealRacingRoots> read the internet for once
19:09:07: <captain_getz> well at least there is some hope with sports games then
19:09:09: <WestLondoner> Looks like everyone will be getting ROTR at this rate. :P
19:09:16: <mr_klon> although I am gonna download Scott Steiner
19:09:20: <Ferrarist> Also, has Yukes gotten their character design right this time? Judging by the nWo videos, it looks like that.
19:09:21: <captain_getz> though I wouldve like to see codemasters try it
19:09:24: <mr_klon> I need a good world champion for the Universe mode
19:09:48: <RealRacingRoots> erm
19:09:50: <Ferrarist> Erm...
19:09:50: <RealRacingRoots> i dunno
19:09:54: <Ferrarist> Cena? :p
19:10:01: <Ferrarist> That'd please the kiddies
19:10:02: <RealRacingRoots> got anny good heels right now?
19:10:03: <Ferrarist> Or Hogan
19:10:07: <mr_klon> no
19:10:08: <Ferrarist> That'd please...no one :p
19:10:10: <mr_klon> you get me wrong
19:10:11: <Ferrarist> But it's top lel
19:10:17: <RMCFeed> oh wait it was Balivernes, not Mazzacane
19:10:28: <mr_klon> I am gonna download Scott Steiner so I am gonna get a good world champion
19:10:29: <mr_klon> :D
19:10:29: <RMCFeed> are you reading this or am I just wasting my time?
19:10:30: <FMecha> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDWAn4FHWLA
19:10:40: <FMecha> SLAM MASTERS!
19:10:47: <Ferrarist> OH MY GOD! THE OUTSIDERS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpztNb5QZLU&list=PLjLZ9WgFlFnyG3ub765G_UDRWPdgO6a-m
19:10:59: <Ferrarist> And no Klon, I'm not Kliqer (An insider ;)) ;)
19:11:00: <mr_klon> well, I was reading until Mori retired
19:11:09: <mr_klon> now I am not
19:11:09: <mr_klon> :D
19:11:14: <RMCFeed> right then...
19:11:37: <RMCFeed> join #LGPS if you're still interested
19:12:28: <dark77> RMCFeed why do you hate 2 things being discussed at the same time in the chat so much? :P
19:12:47: <RMCFeed> it was impossible to keep up with that wrestling spam
19:13:11: <FMecha> *crap
19:16:17: <RMCFeed> so after one lap only 22 cars remained
19:21:03: <RMCFeed> 7/59 laps completed, still 22 cars remaining
19:22:12: <RMCFeed> CURASHEE
19:24:11: <RMCFeed> Capilé's engine fails and he turns the car right into the path of Ramone!
19:24:46: <RMCFeed> Ramone's car ramps off, lands upside down and then rolls back on its wheels
19:24:54: <Rated> o_O
19:25:48: <RMCFeed> dammit not another injury
19:26:37: <RMCFeed> that'll be for the RNG to decide
19:27:33: <RMCFeed> VDM retires
19:27:44: <Salamander> davies still leading?
19:28:00: <RMCFeed> Dave Smith retires
19:29:18: <RMCFeed> FMV's engine explodes
19:30:51: <RMCFeed> and yes, James Davies is leading a Foster's one-two
19:33:34: <Salamander> good :)
19:33:44: <dark77> how's bell doing
19:34:10: <RMCFeed> Sun looks to have spinned. but is continuing
19:34:16: <dark77> phew
19:34:34: <dark77> the funniest named driver continuies then :P
19:35:51: <RMCFeed> it was Jong-Sung who pushed aside the lapped Sam Sun; Jericho retires with gearbox failure
19:36:20: <dark77> his car should be sponsored by Samsung :P
19:36:25: <RMCFeed> Bell is 9th
19:36:30: <dark77> not bad :D
19:36:48: <RMCFeed> 16 cars remaining
19:37:34: <RMCFeed> Douglas off!
19:38:52: <RMCFeed> that's a clear brake failure, luckily the dirt enbankment softens the impact
19:40:24: <RMCFeed> DAVIES!
19:40:39: <RMCFeed> he hits van Dycke and loses his front wing, but carries on
19:41:01: <RMCFeed> van Dycke suffers worse damage and must retire on the next lap
19:42:40: <RMCFeed> not sure what Davies was thinking there, he just rammed into the back of the lapped van Dycke
19:43:14: <dark77> :o
19:43:20: <RMCFeed> and he loses the lead to his team mate
19:44:09: <RMCFeed> WOW!
19:44:27: <RMCFeed> that was probably the fastest pitstop in LGPS history, but it still wasn't enough
19:45:31: <Salamander> van dycke is an idiot
19:45:46: <Salamander> lapped cars should get out of the goddamn way :/
19:46:21: <RMCFeed> Graham overtakes Bell
19:47:12: <dark77> ban graham
19:47:58: <RMCFeed> well would you look at that
19:48:09: <RMCFeed> dark clouds are gathering over the circuit
19:48:18: <dark77> :o
19:49:18: <RMCFeed> Davies retakes the lead from JEV
19:51:03: <RMCFeed> Bell's engine gives up
19:51:09: <dark77> nooooooooooooooooooo
19:51:10: <dark77> :(
19:52:44: <RMCFeed> that leaves us with 13 cars remaining in the race
19:54:53: <RMCFeed> Davies, JEV, R. Arthurs, Howard, Jong-Sung, C. Arthurs is the top 6 after 22 laps
19:56:20: <RMCFeed> Graham, Mazzacane, Madunochev, McMohan, Handoyo, Sun and Swan form positions 7-13
20:04:56: <RMCFeed> the first raindrops have hit the track as we're just past the halfway point of the race
20:06:03: <RMCFeed> Jong-Sung's engine is dying
20:06:37: <RMCFeed> DAVIES
20:06:44: <RMCFeed> he hits a backmarker again!
20:07:00: <dark77> wat
20:07:13: <RMCFeed> this time it's Swan, although it seems that both continue without any major damage
20:10:25: <RMCFeed> Howard's car seizes in the middle of the track
20:10:38: <Salamander> BAN SWAN
20:11:16: <RMCFeed> ban Davies at this rate :P
20:12:12: <RMCFeed> we're waiting for the first driver to take on wet tyres
20:12:28: <RMCFeed> at the moment everyone's still on slicks
20:12:59: <RMCFeed> Jong-Sung's engine dies
20:15:54: <RMCFeed> the same happens to Swan... OH MY DAVIES IS UPSIDE DOWN!
20:16:06: <dark77> :O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O
20:18:00: <RMCFeed> no injury, he just ramps off Mazzacane's rear wheel and off he goes
20:19:27: <Salamander> BAN MAZZACANE
20:19:33: <Salamander> bloody idiots
20:19:42: <Salamander> leaving their shitty cars in davies way
20:19:47: <Salamander> who the hell do they think they are
20:20:06: <dark77> where's mori
20:24:33: <RMCFeed> collided in the start
20:24:57: <dark77> :/
20:25:05: <RMCFeed> and no, none of the drivers Davies collided into did anything wrong
20:25:57: <RMCFeed> they made no sudden movements and kept their cars out of his way, but he decided to aim for opportunities that didn't exist
20:27:54: <RMCFeed> oooh no
20:28:48: <RMCFeed> double retirement for the Sandinistas: Graham overtakes Christopher Arthurs, but then Arthurs' brakes fail and he rams into the rear of Graham
20:29:10: <Salamander> well clearly they mustve done something wrong
20:29:15: <Salamander> else davies wouldnt have hit them
20:29:23: <RMCFeed> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14
20:29:31: <RMCFeed> Davies was simply too aggressive
20:30:25: <Salamander> no
20:30:31: <Salamander> hes trying to win the damn race
20:30:36: <Salamander> these guys are just lapped losers
20:30:52: <Salamander> they should be getting the hell out of his way
20:31:01: <RMCFeed> they were
20:31:10: <Pi3141> I read Balivernes retired. Is Mazzacane still running?
20:31:26: <RMCFeed> you're not expecting them to run on the grass just to give way for the almighty JJD?
20:31:35: <Salamander> yes
20:31:41: <Salamander> thats exactly what im expecting
20:31:50: <Salamander> hes the best driver of all time :p
20:31:54: <RMCFeed> Mazzacane is actually 4th
20:32:13: <RMCFeed> and the rain is over, sun is shining again
20:32:13: <Salamander> despite being an idiot and taking davies out of the race
20:32:41: <RMCFeed> in fact
20:32:52: <RMCFeed> Mazzacane STILL hadn't passed Davies' wreck
20:33:31: <Pi3141> How many drivers are still running?
20:33:58: <RMCFeed> McMohan's promising race (she was in 5th!) ends in tears after a gearbox failure
20:34:34: <RMCFeed> Madunochev is stuck in first gear
20:34:56: <dark77> vince mcmohan? :P
20:35:25: <RMCFeed> CURASHEEE
20:35:46: <RMCFeed> JEV AND RICHARD ARTHURS, 1ST AND 2ND!
20:36:16: <Pi3141> That means, Mazzacane is 2nd?
20:36:20: <dark77> O:
20:36:27: <Salamander> no... leading i think...
20:36:37: <Salamander> if he hadnt passed davies' wreck at that point...
20:37:17: <RMCFeed> Arthurs spins in the first corner and JEV just rams into him!
20:37:21: <RMCFeed> both out
20:37:44: <Salamander> how many cars are left?
20:38:08: <RMCFeed> two and a half...
20:38:22: <RMCFeed> Mazzacane, Handoyo and the limping Madunochev
20:38:22: <Salamander> lol
20:38:37: <Salamander> so, is davies classified 6th now then
20:38:46: <RMCFeed> yes
20:39:02: <Salamander> well at least thats something
20:39:58: <RMCFeed> now we have two cars running
20:41:56: <RMCFeed> Mazzacane is finally past JEV
20:42:14: <Salamander> how many laps?
20:42:22: <RMCFeed> 19
20:43:29: <Pi3141> So the only question is now whose car will fail first.
20:43:40: <KlonProphetOfRNG> I heard a massacre is going on?
20:43:58: <RMCFeed> confirmed points positions: JEV 3rd, R. Arthurs 4th, Madunochev 5th, Davies 6th
20:44:02: <EastLondoner> My drivers better bloody run when they get back to the paddock. >:[
20:44:09: <RMCFeed> yeah, only two cars running
20:44:16: <KlonProphetOfRNG> come on
20:44:17: <KlonProphetOfRNG> retire pls
20:44:32: <RMCFeed> Mazzacane and...drumroll...PETRUS HANDOYO!
20:44:40: <KlonProphetOfRNG> ... who?
20:44:56: <Pi3141> Caraxl reserve driver
20:46:34: <EastLondoner> Someone blow up pls. Take each other off.
20:47:41: <RMCFeed> HANDOYOOO
20:47:47: <RMCFeed> UPSIDE DOWN
20:47:49: <EastLondoner> :P
20:48:11: <KlonProphetOfRNG> come on
20:48:12: <KlonProphetOfRNG> one morer
20:48:24: <RMCFeed> trust Mondello Park to always throw up some top lel results :P
20:48:26: <KlonProphetOfRNG> Mazzacane Must Die
20:48:27: <KlonProphetOfRNG> :D
20:48:40: <KlonProphetOfRNG> Mazzacane Must Merde?
20:48:58: <RMCFeed> HOLY SHIT
20:49:00: <Pi3141> Isn't it enough for you if he retires?
20:49:04: <RMCFeed> THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER
20:49:13: <EastLondoner> He's gone
20:49:16: <EastLondoner> No finishers
20:49:28: <RMCFeed> his brakes fail and he launches off from the dirt enbankment
20:49:37: <Pi3141> Handoyo?
20:49:44: <RMCFeed> yes
20:52:16: <EastLondoner> Come on Mazzacane, break down. :P
20:52:44: <RMCFeed> and he does
20:52:50: <EastLondoner> :P :D :D :D
20:52:52: <RMCFeed> Mazzacane's gearbox fails
20:52:55: <RMCFeed> NO FINISHERS
20:53:11: <RMCFeed> KlonProphetOfRNG your wish has finally come true
20:53:13: <KlonProphetOfRNG> I dreamt of this day
20:53:14: <Salamander> YES :D
20:53:22: <KlonProphetOfRNG> .... and now that it is here, I don't know what to say
20:53:27: <Salamander> and another nail in the coffin for lgps
20:53:50: <EastLondoner> LGPS is now the biggest laughing stock this side of George W Bush. :P
20:53:58: <Pi3141> So Mazzacane wins, but fails to finish.
20:54:03: <KlonProphetOfRNG> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFch6XO5I_c
20:54:09: <KlonProphetOfRNG> the only apt music :D
20:56:35: <KlonProphetOfRNG> yes
20:56:41: <Rated> wat? No finishers ?
20:59:43: <RMCFeed> http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc464/Nuppiz/F1C/93Ireland_zpsc843dfa3.jpg
21:01:04: <Pi3141> 13 retirements in the first lap alone?
21:01:14: <Pi3141> That must be a record even for LGPS
21:01:31: <EastLondoner> Gah, my cars were in the last 10 running. :/
21:01:36: <RMCFeed> Mondello Park, the top lel capital of PMMF since 1980
21:06:39: <Rated> So, the list of cars that have to PQ changed ?
21:07:42: <RMCFeed> I'll look at them when I've done the standings
21:08:02: <Pi3141> I think Mazzacane won't have to pre-qualify.
21:11:23: <Pi3141> And whoever drives the 500 car at the next round will also avoid pre-qualifying.
21:12:13: <Pi3141> By the way, Mazzacane just made it beyond the 75%, so I guess full points will be awarded?
21:13:00: <RMCFeed> yeah
21:23:30: <RMCFeed> FL: James Davies, 0:45.400 on lap 3
21:23:42: <RMCFeed> ROTR: Mondello Park