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- (12:39:59 AM) DM-Bro: Juri and Uvel are teleported to the feild of combat. "WELCOME TO THE QUATER FINALS OF THE COMBAT TRIAL OF THE ARENA! TODAY WE HAVE UVEL THE PALADIN FACING OFF AGAINST JURI THE ROUGE! WHO WILL WIN IN THIS CLASH? BEAR OR MANTIS?"
- (12:40:23 AM) Taco_Hell is now known as Uvel
- (12:40:56 AM) DM-Bro: 1:6 Uvel favored.
- (12:41:12 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Ah what the hell. 100G on Juri."
- (12:42:09 AM) Juri [webchat@159b2242.285ef2b1.res.rr.com] entered the room.
- (12:43:11 AM) Eztli: "This is going to be... interesting."
- (12:44:20 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Eh. Another 900G on Juri. Why the hell not."
- (12:44:25 AM) DM-Bro: "10000 gold on Juri!" Derrick places a large amoutn of gold on the betting counter.
- (12:44:31 AM) DM-Bro: "YOU BETTER WIN BITCH!"
- (12:44:44 AM) ***Juri grabs the necklace on her neck and kisses the feather, closing her eyes as she enters a battle stance.
- (12:44:59 AM) Juri: "Hunt... Kill...Leave no survivors."
- (12:45:21 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+8
- (12:45:22 AM) [Dice-chan]: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{25}
- (12:45:35 AM) Juri is now known as Juri|25
- (12:45:40 AM) Eztli: "Hmm... who was I up against today..." Eztli scratches his chin.
- (12:45:43 AM) Uvel: roll 1d20+2
- (12:45:43 AM) [Dice-chan]: Uvel rolled --> [ 1d20=2 ]{4}
- (12:45:52 AM) Uvel is now known as Uvel|4
- (12:45:52 AM) DM-Bro: Juri is first.
- (12:47:14 AM) Juri|25: Okay, I want to move 20ft forward, throw down caltrops, cloak, and move 20ft to the left.
- (12:47:31 AM) DM-Bro: Throw down in the space infront of you?
- (12:47:38 AM) Juri|25: When I move my first 20, yes.
- (12:48:25 AM) Juri|25: roll 1d20+35
- (12:48:26 AM) [Dice-chan]: Juri|25 rolled --> [ 1d20=11 ]{46}
- (12:48:28 AM) Juri|25: roll 1d20+28
- (12:48:28 AM) [Dice-chan]: Juri|25 rolled --> [ 1d20=10 ]{38}
- (12:48:52 AM) DM-Bro: Taco you're up
- (12:49:09 AM) Uvel|4: roll 1d20+3
- (12:49:09 AM) [Dice-chan]: Uvel|4 rolled --> [ 1d20=1 ]{4}
- (12:49:39 AM) Uvel|4: roll 1d100
- (12:49:39 AM) [Dice-chan]: Uvel|4 rolled --> [ 1d100=73 ]{73}
- (12:49:53 AM) DM-Bro: You blow the Caltrops away
- (12:50:59 AM) ***Uvel|4 spins his bow tie, creating a massive force of wind blowing everything 30 feet around him, one can almost hear the sound "Chi pa pa~" made by the bow tie as the wall of wind is created.
- (12:51:31 AM) DM-Bro: "Did...his bowtie really just do that?" Kaitlyn asked.
- (12:52:19 AM) Eztli: "Sounds about right... better than this rock I got a while ago..." Eztli says, taking out a magic rock.
- (12:52:25 AM) DM-Bro: "Magic rock?"
- (12:52:31 AM) Eztli: "A boring one."
- (12:52:39 AM) ***Juri|25 tosses down another handful of caltrops next to her and rushes forward, remaining in her stealth field.
- (12:52:55 AM) Juri|25: roll 1d20+28 H
- (12:52:56 AM) [Dice-chan]: Juri|25 rolled H --> [ 1d20=12 ]{40}
- (12:53:00 AM) Juri|25: roll 1d20+35 MS
- (12:53:00 AM) [Dice-chan]: Juri|25 rolled MS --> [ 1d20=14 ]{49}
- (12:53:16 AM) Uvel|4: roll 1d20+3
- (12:53:16 AM) [Dice-chan]: Uvel|4 rolled --> [ 1d20=13 ]{16}
- (12:53:27 AM) Uvel|4: roll 1d20+3
- (12:53:27 AM) [Dice-chan]: Uvel|4 rolled --> [ 1d20=15 ]{18}
- (12:56:31 AM) Uvel|4: roll 1d100
- (12:56:31 AM) [Dice-chan]: Uvel|4 rolled --> [ 1d100=54 ]{54}
- (12:56:39 AM) DM-Bro: You woosh woosh nothing.
- (12:58:08 AM) Juri|25: Alright. I'm going to apply my poison of hallucinogen to my blades, hit him, recloak, and move 20ft to his northeast.
- (12:58:38 AM) Juri|25: roll 1d20+20
- (12:58:38 AM) [Dice-chan]: Juri|25 rolled --> [ 1d20=10 ]{30}
- (12:58:42 AM) Juri|25: roll 1d20+15
- (12:58:42 AM) [Dice-chan]: Juri|25 rolled --> [ 1d20=7 ]{22}
- (1:00:23 AM) Uvel|4: roll 1d20+17
- (1:00:23 AM) [Dice-chan]: Uvel|4 rolled --> [ 1d20=7 ]{24}
- (1:01:00 AM) Juri|25: roll 2d4+10+6d6
- (1:01:00 AM) [Dice-chan]: Juri|25 rolled --> [ 2d4=7 6d6=22 ]{39}
- (1:01:19 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Interesting fight. A tank that can't hit anything against a glass target."
- (1:01:23 AM) Uvel|4: "WHY YES MISS BOW TIE, I DO BELIEVE IT IS TIME FOR ADVENTURE"
- (1:01:33 AM) Eztli: "..."
- (1:01:40 AM) Eztli: "Did he smoke before he got into the fight?"
- (1:01:44 AM) DM-Bro: "...Okay now I KNOW he's high." Tenkaiza says rubbing the back of his helmet
- (1:01:47 AM) ***Uvel|4 starts running around like a lunatic, swinging his sword around. "FISHES GO GLUB GLUB"
- (1:01:56 AM) Uvel|4: roll 1d100
- (1:01:56 AM) [Dice-chan]: Uvel|4 rolled --> [ 1d100=33 ]{33}
- (1:02:07 AM) Uvel|4: roll 1d20+19
- (1:02:07 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "My god... he really does do drugs. I thought it was just a joke."
- (1:02:08 AM) [Dice-chan]: Uvel|4 rolled --> [ 1d20=1 ]{20}
- (1:02:54 AM) DM-Bro: You cut off the evil dragons head infront of you. Only 4 more dragon head's pop out.
- (1:03:16 AM) Uvel|4: "HARK MAGICAL DRAGON, TIS TIME YOU FACE TRUE GENTLEMANLY POWER! ISN'T THAT RIGHT MISS BOW TIE?!"
- (1:03:18 AM) Uvel|4: roll 1d20
- (1:03:18 AM) [Dice-chan]: Uvel|4 rolled --> [ 1d20=20 ]{20}
- (1:05:22 AM) DM-Bro: The dragon sees the wrong doing of his ways
- (1:05:30 AM) DM-Bro: He grows a mustache monocle and top hat
- (1:05:36 AM) DM-Bro: "Tis right good sir!"
- (1:05:48 AM) ***Uvel|4 goes to ride the dragon. "NOW SIR! TIS TIME WE GO OUR GENTLEMENLY WAY! HOOOOOOO!"
- (1:06:07 AM) ***Juri|25 tilts her head as she stares at the bear. "Dude Vick you make good shit."
- (1:06:11 AM) DM-Bro: Everyone at this point is laughing their ass off.
- (1:06:29 AM) Juri|25: I'm going to move 20ft southwest, throw down caltrops, and move 20ft south.
- (1:06:44 AM) Eztli: "H-hee...... oh man, he IS high..." Eztli says, clenching his ribs.
- (1:07:55 AM) ***Uvel|4 goes on a magical ride with his sir dragon, going to the land of gentlemen with a river of whiskey and houses made out of pipes and top hats.
- (1:08:03 AM) Uvel|4: "NEVER ENDING STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORY"
- (1:08:06 AM) Uvel|4: roll 1d100
- (1:08:06 AM) [Dice-chan]: Uvel|4 rolled --> [ 1d100=54 ]{54}
- (1:09:49 AM) Juri|25: roll 1d20+20
- (1:09:50 AM) [Dice-chan]: Juri|25 rolled --> [ 1d20=12 ]{32}
- (1:09:52 AM) Juri|25: roll 1d20+15
- (1:09:52 AM) [Dice-chan]: Juri|25 rolled --> [ 1d20=13 ]{28}
- (1:10:43 AM) Juri|25: roll 2d4+10+6d6
- (1:10:43 AM) [Dice-chan]: Juri|25 rolled --> [ 2d4=5 6d6=20 ]{35}
- (1:10:48 AM) Juri|25: roll 2d4+10+6d6
- (1:10:48 AM) [Dice-chan]: Juri|25 rolled --> [ 2d4=7 6d6=27 ]{44}
- (1:12:30 AM) DM-Bro: Uvel you're knocked out
- (1:12:34 AM) DM-Bro: But you dont even notice man
- (1:12:44 AM) DM-Bro: You're riding magic dragons and shit
- (1:12:49 AM) ***Uvel|4 still rides his magical dragon to ADVENTURE even knocked out
- (1:13:11 AM) DM-Bro: "I'M RICH BITCH!"
- (1:13:21 AM) ***Juri|25 decloaks and withdraws her blades.
- (1:13:22 AM) DM-Bro: "HAHA IM RICHER!"
- (1:13:28 AM) Juri|25 is now known as Juri
- (1:13:31 AM) Uvel|4 is now known as Uvel
- (1:13:32 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Well shit. Didn't expect that."
- (1:13:40 AM) Juri: "Enjoy your acid trip, rug."
- (1:13:47 AM) Eztli: "Hmm... interesting~"
- (1:14:48 AM) ***Uvel continues to ride his magical dragon the moment he's teleported out, he goes out of the arena and the only thing can be heard is him screaming "ADVENTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE"
- (1:16:28 AM) ***Juri walks over to the harpy and hugs him from behind, she notices the bag of gold. "Auu, did I do that~?"
- (1:17:16 AM) DM-Bro: "Yes you did~" Derrick is teleported to the feild shortly after with Eztli.
- (1:18:13 AM) DM-Bro: "WELL THAT WAS SOMETHING WASNT IT FOLKS?! NEXT UP WE GOT THE GUNSLINGING SCALEY FOLK AND THE SWORD SWINGING FEATHERED MAN!"
- (1:18:23 AM) DM-Bro: 1:2 Derrick
- (1:18:38 AM) Eztli: "I HAVE A NAME!" Eztli shouts at nothing.
- (1:19:03 AM) DM-Bro: "SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK!?"
- (1:19:10 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "500G on the gunslinging scaley fuck! I mean folk!"
- (1:19:38 AM) Juri: "2000 ON THE SWORD SWINGING FEATHERED FUCK~!"
- (1:19:53 AM) Cyrin: 500 on Derrick
- (1:19:57 AM) Eztli: "No grudges?"
- (1:20:43 AM) DM-Bro: "Only if you mind getting cut in half."
- (1:20:52 AM) DM-Bro: "DERRICK YOU DO THAT AND I SHOOT YOUR DICK OFF!"
- (1:21:03 AM) Juri: "YOU SHOOT HIS DICK OFF AND I'LL CUT YOUR DICK OFF!"
- (1:21:17 AM) Juri: "NO, I'LL KILL YOUR DICK!"
- (1:21:28 AM) DM-Bro: "I DONT HAVE A DICK!" Kaitlyn yells right next to you. "AND HOW DO YOU KILL A DICK?!"
- (1:21:29 AM) Eztli: "..."
- (1:21:47 AM) Juri: "YOU'D BE SURPRISED!!"
- (1:21:58 AM) Eztli: roll 1d20+6
- (1:21:58 AM) [Dice-chan]: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=2 ]{8}
- (1:22:05 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "You to do that." Luka takes a rather deep hit from his flask
- (1:22:28 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+5
- (1:22:28 AM) [Dice-chan]: DM-Bro rolled --> [ 1d20=7 ]{12}
- (1:22:39 AM) DM-Bro is now known as Derrick|12
- (1:22:47 AM) Eztli is now known as Eztli|8
- (1:23:21 AM) Derrick|12: Derrick right away takes off flying straight towards you and swings his sword.
- (1:23:33 AM) Derrick|12: roll 1d20+26
- (1:23:33 AM) [Dice-chan]: Derrick|12 rolled --> [ 1d20=9 ]{35}
- (1:23:36 AM) Derrick|12: roll 1d20+21
- (1:23:36 AM) [Dice-chan]: Derrick|12 rolled --> [ 1d20=19 ]{40}
- (1:23:43 AM) Derrick|12: roll 1d20+16
- (1:23:44 AM) [Dice-chan]: Derrick|12 rolled --> [ 1d20=13 ]{29}
- (1:24:19 AM) Eztli|8: roll 1d20+11
- (1:24:20 AM) [Dice-chan]: Eztli|8 rolled --> [ 1d20=9 ]{20}
- (1:24:36 AM) Derrick|12: roll 2d8+15
- (1:24:36 AM) [Dice-chan]: Derrick|12 rolled --> [ 2d8=9 ]{24}
- (1:24:37 AM) Derrick|12: roll 2d8+15
- (1:24:37 AM) [Dice-chan]: Derrick|12 rolled --> [ 2d8=6 ]{21}
- (1:24:38 AM) Derrick|12: roll 2d8+15
- (1:24:38 AM) [Dice-chan]: Derrick|12 rolled --> [ 2d8=10 ]{25}
- (1:26:27 AM) Eztli|8: "THAT HURT YOU FEATHERED FUCK!!" Eztli screams, flipping off the black blur.
- (1:28:16 AM) Derrick|12: "OI DONT GIVE A BIRD THE BIRD!"
- (1:33:37 AM) ***Eztli|8 takes hold of the grip of his gun, red and blue glows coming from the cylinder as he rushes 40 feet under the blur to take a shot. "TRUE STRIKE!"
- (1:34:38 AM) Eztli|8: roll 1d20+38
- (1:34:38 AM) [Dice-chan]: Eztli|8 rolled --> [ 1d20=12 ]{50}
- (1:34:55 AM) Eztli|8: roll 1d20+31
- (1:34:55 AM) [Dice-chan]: Eztli|8 rolled --> [ 1d20=10 ]{41}
- (1:35:09 AM) Eztli|8: roll 1d100
- (1:35:09 AM) [Dice-chan]: Eztli|8 rolled --> [ 1d100=61 ]{61}
- (1:36:02 AM) Eztli|8: roll 2d6+11
- (1:36:03 AM) [Dice-chan]: Eztli|8 rolled --> [ 2d6=11 ]{22}
- (1:36:08 AM) Eztli|8: roll 2d6+11
- (1:36:08 AM) [Dice-chan]: Eztli|8 rolled --> [ 2d6=9 ]{20}
- (1:36:29 AM) Derrick|12: 42 Regular damage 20 Ice.
- (1:36:54 AM) Derrick|12: Both of Derrick's wings freeze solid. "WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH EVERYONE FREEZING MY WINDS TODAY!? FUCK YOU!"
- (1:37:01 AM) Derrick|12: WINGS*
- (1:37:31 AM) Derrick|12: "Sweet his gun didn't explode!" Tenkaiza cheers.
- (1:38:00 AM) Juri: "Come on...if I can beat the damn rug..you can do this.."
- (1:42:26 AM) Derrick|12: Derrick sprints 80 feet.
- (1:52:38 AM) ***Eztli|8 takes aim at the running harpy, "HOPE YOU LIKE IT HOT!"
- (1:53:01 AM) Eztli|8: roll 1d20+14 Blue
- (1:53:01 AM) [Dice-chan]: Eztli|8 rolled Blue --> [ 1d20=11 ]{25}
- (1:53:34 AM) Eztli|8: roll 1d20+11 Red, general hit
- (1:53:35 AM) [Dice-chan]: Eztli|8 rolled Red, general hit --> [ 1d20=3 ]{14}
- (1:54:00 AM) Eztli|8: roll 1d100
- (1:54:00 AM) [Dice-chan]: Eztli|8 rolled --> [ 1d100=15 ]{15}
- (1:55:48 AM) Eztli|8: roll 2d6+11
- (1:55:48 AM) [Dice-chan]: Eztli|8 rolled --> [ 2d6=7 ]{18}
- (1:56:27 AM) Eztli|8: roll 4d6
- (1:56:27 AM) [Dice-chan]: Eztli|8 rolled --> [ 4d6=14 ]{14}
- (1:56:53 AM) Derrick|12: 32 regular damage 10 Ice. You dont freeze his leg.
- (1:57:52 AM) Derrick|12: Derrick closes the distance despite limping a bit and attacks.
- (1:58:01 AM) Derrick|12: roll 1d20+26
- (1:58:02 AM) [Dice-chan]: Derrick|12 rolled --> [ 1d20=19 ]{45}
- (1:58:04 AM) Derrick|12: roll 1d20+21
- (1:58:04 AM) [Dice-chan]: Derrick|12 rolled --> [ 1d20=5 ]{26}
- (1:58:07 AM) Derrick|12: roll 1d20+16
- (1:58:07 AM) [Dice-chan]: Derrick|12 rolled --> [ 1d20=3 ]{19}
- (1:58:14 AM) Derrick|12: roll 2d8+15
- (1:58:14 AM) [Dice-chan]: Derrick|12 rolled --> [ 2d8=10 ]{25}
- (1:58:15 AM) Derrick|12: roll 2d8+15
- (1:58:16 AM) [Dice-chan]: Derrick|12 rolled --> [ 2d8=10 ]{25}
- (1:58:59 AM) Derrick|12: Derrick restrians himself from cleaving you in half. You still do die for about .00001 of a milisecond though.
- (1:59:46 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Shit."
- (1:59:52 AM) Derrick|12: You both are teleported back to the competitor view area.
- (2:00:07 AM) Serenade: "Well damn, Jimmy."
- (2:00:18 AM) Derrick|12: "Whose Jimmy?
- (2:00:19 AM) ***Juri absorbs the above statement
- (2:00:28 AM) Juri: "Eh.. Just something I picked up from a job."
- (2:00:29 AM) Eztli|8: "... nice determination there, bird-brain."
- (2:00:48 AM) Derrick|12: "Not bad yourself scaley ass. Nice bullets to."
- (2:02:32 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Still not looking forward to when I'm up..." Luka takes a second, just as deep hit from his flask
- (2:02:48 AM) Eztli|8: "Can't take credit for that one. That foreigner cooked them up." Eztli smirks, unloading the bullets and putting them in his belt.
- (2:03:07 AM) Derrick|12: "Those totaly didnt blow up to!"
- (2:04:09 AM) Eztli|8: "I'll keep you fed the way I burn through bullets~" Eztli grins.
- (2:05:41 AM) Eztli|8 is now known as Eztli
- (2:06:52 AM) Derrick|12: "Well mostly I take them in a different form and shove them in here." Tenkaiza holds up his arm to show an odd looking cylinder straped to it.
- (2:07:46 AM) Eztli: "...that's something I don't see everyday..." Eztli blinks.
- (2:12:28 AM) Derrick|12: "Yeah you westabro's may have your guns we east folks have our cylinders."
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