ok that's enough guys

Sometime last year, I got DMed by a dude 😎 on Twitter. I’d 😗 interacted with 👏 him 👴 a 👌 little, 👌 but 🍑 didn’t 👏 really 😍 know 💭 him. 👴 We 👥 certainly weren’t close 🌍 enough 💦 to 💦 have 👏 the 👏 kind 🙁 of 💦 joke 😂 I 👁 assumed he 👨 was 👏 making, 👧 anyway. 🔛 The 👏 DM simply 😡 read 📘 ‘SEND NUDES’. Of 💦 course 🏎 I 👁 replied 🔁 ‘lol no’ and 👏 thought 💭 nothing 🚫 of 💦 it. 💯 Probably 😻 just 👏 an 👹 off 📴 color 👏 joke. 😂 Went 👏 out 💯 for 🍆 to 💦 the 👏 store, 🏪 the 👏 usual 😄 shit. 💩 When 🍑 I 👁 came 💦 back, 🔙 I 👁 shit 💩 you 👈 not, 🚫 I 👁 had 💋 over 👏 30 📅 DMs 📥 from 👉 this 👈 guy. 👱 They 👥 all 💯 read 📘 ‘SEND NUDES’. Okay, 👌 I 👁 thought, 💭 that’s 💪 creepy and 👏 annoying 😠 as 🍑 shit. 💩 Blocked. Didn’t 👏 even 🌃 think 💭 about 💦 the 👏 incident again 😬 for 🍆 a 👌 month. Ever realize 💡 that 😐 something 😅 major 🔑 has 👏 happened 👉 in 👏 your 👏 life 👤 that 😐 seems 👀 innocuous at 🍆 the 👏 time, 🕐 and 👏 kick 👞 yourself 😎 in 👏 retrospect for 🍆 not 🚫 acknowledging how 💯 groundbreaking the 👏 event 📆 was 👏 when 🍑 it 💯 played 🎳 out? 💯 That 😐 was 👏 me 😭 with 👏 this 👈 fucking 👉 guy, 👱 the 👏 📬👀SEND NUDES🐕💦🍆lad. A 👌 month 😯 later, 🕑 the 👏 incident all 💯 but 🍑 forgotten, I 👁 went 👏 to 💦 get 🔟 my 👨 mail. It had 💋 hardly 🔇 been 👏 the 👏 first 👆 time 🕐 someone 👤 had 💋 been 👏 pushy for 🍆 nudes, and 👏 it's 🕛 not 🚫 like 💖 he 👨 sent 📤 unsolicited peen or 💁 something. I'd never 🙅 dealt with 👏 a 👌 stalker before, 😂 if 👏 that 😐 was 👏 even 🌃 what 😦 this 👈 was. SEND NUDES. Until 🙄 now, 👋 I'd 🙏 still 👏 held 👏 out 💯 hope 🙏 that 😐 this 👈 was 👏 a 👌 prank. Why did 👏 he 👨 even 🌃 need 👉 me 😭 to 💦 send 📨 nudes if 👏 he'd 😶 been 👏 watching 👀 me 😭 shower? 💦 And, 👏 shit, 💩 I 👁 hadn't heard 👂 a 👌 single 🏻 sound 🔇 from 👉 the 👏 bathroom, 🚽 and 👏 I'd 🙏 been 👏 pretty on edge.

I remember you. 🤔💭 That 🌜 night 🌙 in ☔️🏢 Seattle 🏙🌃. We were both 🤝 huddling 😬👇 under the 🌉 5th Ave Bridge 🌉 with the other 🤠👳👵 homeless 🏠🚫. I'm 😅 glad 😱😭 you're 🤗 still ☠️❌ alive. ✅ This is Bob. I was 👻😱 haunted 😱😱👻👻 by 🏜SAND DUNES🏜. What🤔does it👻😨mean? What👻🤔does it👻😨🤑want? Stop❌👻🛑😤haunting☠️🛑me. Get👻❌out of my👻⛔️head.😤😤 I'm just a 💵📉 poor 💱💬dyslexic🔃👨guy.

📬👉this to 20 🏜🏜SAND DUNES🏜🏜 or you'll ❌never❌ receive🤳👀nudes🐕💦again😤😤😤