Poms (2019)

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<i>You know... </i>

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<i>you think that when you get old,</i>

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<i>you'll pass on all your junk to your kids,</i>

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<i>and it'll become their problem</i>
<i>to deal with</i>

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<i>when you're gone.</i>

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<i>Guess what?</i>

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<i>I never had any kids.</i>

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<i>And I've got a whole lot of junk.</i>

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Morning.

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- Hi.
-Can I help with anything?

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-You want anything?
-Thank you. Just looking.

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<i>So, here I am.</i>

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I'll give it to you for 30. It's okay.

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You can have this, look.

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-That's 15.
-Yeah, thanks.

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Got that? Thirty-five.

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I just love estate sales.

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You know, 'cause they, like,
give you a glimpse into a person's life.

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Eighty-three fifty.

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Did you know the owner?

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-I did.
-How did she die?

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Cancer.

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Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
Who was she?

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Nice choice.

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Thank you very much.

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<i>I have lived</i>
<i>in this same apartment for 46 years.</i>

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Ugh!

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<i>-I don't know where the years have gone.</i>

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Oh, my God.

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<i>Ah, my mom.</i>

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<i>She used to say that we don't die.</i>

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<i>We live on through the memories</i>
<i>we leave behind.</i>

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Goodbye.

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<i>I guess this is it for me.</i>

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<i>♪ Sometimes I'm tired and I wonder ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What's so all-fired important ♪</i>

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<i>♪ About being someplace at some time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, but I don't really mind ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause I could be on Easy Street ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I know that you've got to take</i>
<i>The bitter with the sweet ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I guess it gets to everyone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You think you're not having any fun ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And you wonder what you're doing ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Playing the games you play ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey, well, it's true what they say ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If you want to feel complete ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Don't you know that you've got to take</i>
<i>The bitter with the sweet ♪</i>

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<i>Hi, Martha.</i>
<i>This is Lindsey from Dr. Lee's office.</i>

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<i>You missed your appointment this morning.</i>

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- I'd like to cancel, actually.
<i>-Ugh...</i>

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No, I mean, what I'm saying is
I'd like to cancel all my appointments.

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<i>But your chemo starts next week.</i>
<i>You should really just speak with her.</i>

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No, Lindsey!
I'm not doing the treatment.

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<i>♪ A friend of mine once told me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I know he knows</i>
<i>All about feelin' down ♪</i>

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<i>♪ He said everything good in life</i>
<i>You've got to pay for ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But feelin' good</i>
<i>Is what you're paving the way for ♪</i>

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Come on!

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What? Oh, c-- Anytime!

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Sorry, but yeah.

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Okay, go on by!

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Go ahead!

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Really? Wow.

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Hi!

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Hey there!

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, hi there!

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Hello!

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<i>♪ You've got to take the bitter</i>
<i>With the sweet ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You've got to take ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The bitter with the sweet ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The bitter with the ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sweet ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sweet, sweet ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

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Oh!

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Oh, shoot.

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You like that one?

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Yeah, I'll take it.

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Oh, my goodness! You must be Martha!

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Huh? Oh.

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I'm Vicki.

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-This is Gayle and Barbara.
-Hey!

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-Hello!
-We are the welcoming committee.

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And this is for you.

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Oh. Oh! Ah!

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-I'm sorry!
-Excuse me. I'm sorry.

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-That's fine. Don't worry about it.
-You got it.

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-Anyway...
-Just a little southern hospitality.

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Now, what brings you to Sun Springs?

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Oh, I'm just here to die.

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Well, I think we can aim
a little bit higher than that.

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Let's get started with the tour.

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-Uh-huh.
-What do you mean, the tour?

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-You're official!
-Wait, whoa.

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-Yeah, let's go.
-You gotta protect that pretty skin.

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-Oh, yeah.
-If you're gonna tackle this one.

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- So sorry.
-We'll put that in your front yard.

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All right, put your hands up!
Come on, don't be lazy!

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We've got everything you could ever need.

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We've got three golf courses,

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two bowling alleys,

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oh, an indoor pool,

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and the outdoor pool.

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-The works.
-Yeah.

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I always say,

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if you are bored in Sun Springs,

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you just need to be watered.

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-It's true.
-Yeah.

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-She always says that.
-She does.

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Let's move on.

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All our residents are required to join
at least one club.

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Oh.

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Now, there are over 100 of 'em.

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In the unlikely event that you can't find
the right club for you,

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-fun fact!
-What?

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You can start your own!

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Gayle and I started a club
called the Southern Belles.

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Oh, is that a fact, Vicki?

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I'm not allowed to join.

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It's called the Southern Belles.
It's not called the Wisconsin Belles.

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I don't know how many times
I have to explain that to you.

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Oh, and the biggest event of the year
is the Senior Showcase.

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-Oh.
-Oh, my God!

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Really?

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All of Sun Springs' talent on one stage.

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The whole community
comes out to watch. It's a real hoot.

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You're gonna love it, Martha.

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Well, I mean, I'll, uh...

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Obviously, I will be sure
and check my calendar.

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-Great.
-But if you'll excuse me, ladies,

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I just want to say thanks for the tour.

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I should get going, though.
I really should--

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Wait. No, you haven't done
your safety training.

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My what?

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Safety training.

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Uh-huh.

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As Chief of Security,
it's my job to keep our residents safe.

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I run a team of highly trained volunteers,
just like Dorris here.

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Say hi, Dorris.

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-Hi!
-Hello, Dorris.

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All tips are anonymous.

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So if you see something, say something.

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Like what?

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Overgrown hedges.

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Excessive lawn ornamentation.

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If someone has their Christmas lights on
past New Years, that's a big one.

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Very big.

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Well,  are you authorized
to use deadly force?

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Excuse me?

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Well, let's just say it's July

152
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and my neighbor hasn't taken down
his Christmas lights.

153
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Are you gonna have the guts
to do what it takes?

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Well...

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mostly we just issue citations.

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I'm glad you find this so amusing!

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Oh!

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Oh.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh.

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-Hi! Moving in?
-Oh. Yeah.

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I was hoping you'd be a man.

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Excuse me?

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Did you know single women outlive
single men by almost ten years?

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And Lord knows there's not enough
erections around here as it is.

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Oh, we're talkin' erections, huh?  Wow.

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I'm Sheryl.

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-Sheryl.
-I live next door.

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-Yes, Sheryl. Good to meet you.
-Hey, you don't play poker, do you?

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Because I run a weekly game,

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and we could sure use another player.

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It's all very hush-hush because
gambling's not allowed around here,

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like most things that are worthwhile.

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You should drop by tonight
and say hi to the guys.

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God, you know, it's been a very...

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Look, it's a long day for me.
I just moved in, and...

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But thanks,
I really appreciate what you're...

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-The invitation's sweet.
-I get it.

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It's really nice.
Thanks so much for coming by.

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- See ya.
- Great.

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Ugh, God. Bye!

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Okay.

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Oh, my God.

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Okay.

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That's it.

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- Okay.

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Let's go. Move it.

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- I'll play! You want one or two?
- Hey!

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Oh, God damn it.

190
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Hello?

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Oh, God.

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Hello?

193
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Yes.

194
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We'll send somebody right over.

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Hey, Chief.

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What is it, Dorris?

197
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Well, we got a 314 in progress
over there on Pleasant Valley Drive.

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Somebody's getting raped?

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Well, now...

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Mmm...

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What's a noise complaint?

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That's a 315.

203
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Oh. Well, yeah, that's the one.

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Let's go, let's go!

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Come on.

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-Oh!

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Oh.

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Hey! You didn't call the cops on me,
did you?

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Because if there's a problem,
I hope you can just come straight to me.

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Well, of course.
I mean, the same goes for you.

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Good. We need somewhere to hide.

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-We?
-Come on, guys.

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I'm sorry, but...

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- This'll work! Over here!
- I'll set this up.

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- Well, I--
-Howdy!

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-Ma'am.
-Hello.

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- Get this out the way.
- Hey, Martha.

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- Mm-hmm.
-You want a beer?

219
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Uh, no, no. Thanks so much.

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- Let's do it! Here we go!
- Okay, let's go.

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Oh, snacks!

222
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Mm-hmm. There you go.

223
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Sorry about the intrusion.

224
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No, that's fine.
That's absolutely fine.

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I really love having strange men
in my house at all hours of the night.

226
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But who is that?

227
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Oh, that's, uh, Ben.
He's Sheryl's gardener.

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- Really?

229
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- God.
- Uh-huh.

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Uh-huh.

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Okay, thank you.

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-All right.
-All right. Come on. Ante up now.

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- What is this?
- No, that's rubbish.

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Oh.

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-Evening, ma'am.
-Evening.

236
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I just wanted to follow up on your call.

237
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Oh, well, don't worry.
Everything's absolutely fine now.

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-No, ma'am. I'm afraid it is not.
-Huh?

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It's never that quiet over there.

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I didn't see anyone in the house,

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but there were clear signs of subterfuge.

242
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Subterfuge?

243
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Yes, ma'am.
It's like chicanery or evasion.

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I just want you to know
that Dorris and I will be on stake-out.

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- Mm-hmm.
-Thank you. All right, bye.

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- That's for me, Hank.
- All right.

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Here we go. It's on you, Sheryl.

248
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Hey, Martha!

249
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You want a beer?

250
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,380
- You wanna play? We're raising.

251
00:13:52,463 --> 00:13:53,296
Good night, everyone.

252
00:13:53,380 --> 00:13:54,796
- Bye now.
-We'll whisper.

253
00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:59,921
-Pay up, boys!
-Just shut up!

254
00:14:02,838 --> 00:14:04,796
God, I can't take it.

255
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,005
- Hey!

256
00:14:14,088 --> 00:14:15,338
-Hey there!
-Oh, whoa!

257
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:16,755
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.

258
00:14:16,838 --> 00:14:18,421
-Yeah, hi, hello.
-Hey.

259
00:14:18,755 --> 00:14:20,630
I wanna take you to lunch.

260
00:14:20,713 --> 00:14:23,546
-That isn't really necessary.
-To say thank you for last night.

261
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:28,088
-Whoa! What a night, right?
-Come on, I don't take no for an answer!

262
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,296
I gathered that.

263
00:14:29,380 --> 00:14:31,713
I bet you haven't got other plans.

264
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:33,755
-Okay, fine.
-Then hop in.

265
00:14:33,838 --> 00:14:36,005
-Hop in. We'll be late.
-I got it. I'll get in right now.

266
00:14:36,088 --> 00:14:38,130
-This'll be...
-I promise you'll love it.

267
00:14:38,421 --> 00:14:40,338
<i>♪ Playing with the Queen of Hearts ♪</i>

268
00:14:41,796 --> 00:14:43,755
So what brings you
to Sun Springs?

269
00:14:44,338 --> 00:14:47,880
Well, I heard really good things
about the  Southern Belles.

270
00:14:47,963 --> 00:14:50,421
- The Southern Belles.
-Yeah.

271
00:14:50,505 --> 00:14:51,796
Gimme a break.

272
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:55,130
Bunch of mean, old gals
and their stupid club.

273
00:14:55,213 --> 00:14:56,463
- Sheryl!
-Hi!

274
00:14:56,546 --> 00:14:57,588
Good to see ya!

275
00:14:57,671 --> 00:14:58,546
Hey.

276
00:14:59,588 --> 00:15:01,046
What clubs do you belong to?

277
00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:03,338
Well, I just turn up,
pretend I'm interested,

278
00:15:03,421 --> 00:15:04,921
and eat all the free food.

279
00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:08,171
Will we be seeing you perform
at the Senior Showcase

280
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:09,630
I've heard so much about?

281
00:15:09,713 --> 00:15:10,588
Oh, no.

282
00:15:10,671 --> 00:15:13,338
My only talents are poker and poking.

283
00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:15,630
Poker and poking?

284
00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:18,380
Where are you taking me?

285
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,255
The real perk about this place...

286
00:15:36,046 --> 00:15:38,755
is that people are constantly dying.

287
00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:41,963
They list all the funerals in the papers,

288
00:15:42,046 --> 00:15:44,546
and there's always tons of free food.

289
00:15:46,255 --> 00:15:48,921
-Here, put this in your purse.
-No, no, no, no. No.

290
00:15:49,005 --> 00:15:51,171
Put it in your own purse, okay?
Thanks.

291
00:15:51,255 --> 00:15:52,963
Well, mine's already full.
Just shove it in.

292
00:15:53,046 --> 00:15:55,005
-No, I don't really want to.
-Oh, okay.

293
00:15:55,713 --> 00:15:57,630
Shall we go pay our respects?

294
00:16:09,255 --> 00:16:11,463
-Okay, I'm outta here.
-Do you want to have a drink?

295
00:16:11,546 --> 00:16:13,880
No, no, I'll have a drink later, thanks.
I'm outta here.

296
00:16:27,838 --> 00:16:29,838
<i>Hey, Martha! It's Sheryl!</i>

297
00:16:29,921 --> 00:16:33,046
<i>We're going to bingo</i>
<i>and we'd love for you to join us.</i>

298
00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:34,588
<i>There's some great prizes!</i>

299
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,421
<i>Listen, I'm sorry</i>

300
00:16:36,505 --> 00:16:38,255
about taking you to that wake.

301
00:16:38,338 --> 00:16:40,671
I know you didn't like it. I'm sorry.

302
00:16:40,755 --> 00:16:41,671
It was...

303
00:16:41,755 --> 00:16:42,588
Anyway,

304
00:16:42,963 --> 00:16:44,171
<i>give me a call, would you?</i>

305
00:16:44,255 --> 00:16:45,505
<i>I haven't seen you.</i>

306
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,880
<i>I'd love to... You know, bingo's fun.</i>

307
00:16:54,005 --> 00:16:57,171
<i>Oh, hi, Martha.</i>
<i>I was hoping you'd pick up.</i>

308
00:16:57,255 --> 00:17:00,046
<i>We're going bowling</i>
<i>and we'd love you to join us.</i>

309
00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:01,088
<i>I can teach you.</i>

310
00:17:01,171 --> 00:17:03,005
<i>It's simple. It's all in the wrist.</i>

311
00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:04,796
<i>So give a call, why don't you?</i>

312
00:17:06,046 --> 00:17:07,046
Bye!

313
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,213
Oh.

314
00:17:16,588 --> 00:17:17,421
Oh.

315
00:17:20,255 --> 00:17:21,671
<i>I'm Tim Nichols.</i>

316
00:17:22,130 --> 00:17:24,255
<i>Now, death can be expensive.</i>

317
00:17:24,546 --> 00:17:26,505
<i>There's the embalming, the caskets,</i>

318
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:29,713
<i>the flowers,</i>
<i>the funeral and cemetery fees,</i>

319
00:17:29,796 --> 00:17:31,421
<i>just to name a few.</i>

320
00:17:31,838 --> 00:17:34,963
<i>If you ever wondered</i>
<i>if there's a better way,</i>

321
00:17:35,838 --> 00:17:38,171
<i>well, now there is.</i>

322
00:17:38,421 --> 00:17:41,796
<i>Send your loved one off in style</i>
<i>by sending their ashes up</i>

323
00:17:42,088 --> 00:17:45,755
<i>in one of our custom-made</i>
<i>funeral fireworks.</i>

324
00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:49,005
<i>I guarantee they'll get a bang out of it.</i>

325
00:18:02,671 --> 00:18:03,505
What?

326
00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:05,463
What?

327
00:18:10,921 --> 00:18:12,630
Oh, my God, what is this?

328
00:18:21,630 --> 00:18:24,088
What the hell are you doing?!

329
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,421
What am I doing?

330
00:18:25,755 --> 00:18:28,338
Oh, my God! I thought you were a burglar!

331
00:18:28,421 --> 00:18:31,588
You haven't been out of this place
for days!

332
00:18:31,671 --> 00:18:34,546
I thought you'd slipped in the shower
or something.

333
00:18:34,921 --> 00:18:37,588
I was worried the cats
were getting at you.

334
00:18:37,671 --> 00:18:38,796
I don't have cats.

335
00:18:39,088 --> 00:18:40,713
Jesus Christ!

336
00:18:40,796 --> 00:18:43,171
-You could've killed me with that thing!
-I know.

337
00:18:43,671 --> 00:18:44,796
Who are you?

338
00:18:44,963 --> 00:18:46,338
Let's have some wine.

339
00:18:46,421 --> 00:18:47,588
-Come on, let's sit down.
-Oh!

340
00:18:47,671 --> 00:18:48,880
Okay, yeah.

341
00:18:48,963 --> 00:18:50,838
Oh, my God, Jesus Christ.

342
00:18:53,463 --> 00:18:56,005
I'm really sorry
about being such a bitch at the wake.

343
00:18:56,088 --> 00:18:58,380
I was mad about something else,
and, you know,

344
00:18:58,463 --> 00:19:01,796
I shouldn't have
taken it out on you, and...

345
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,755
No, I'm sorry for telling you what to do.

346
00:19:04,838 --> 00:19:08,088
You're a grown-ass woman.
You can do whatever you want.

347
00:19:08,171 --> 00:19:09,005
Yeah.

348
00:19:12,421 --> 00:19:13,421
What's this?

349
00:19:13,796 --> 00:19:16,088
Oh, no, it's just a bunch of old junk.

350
00:19:16,796 --> 00:19:18,296
You were a cheerleader?

351
00:19:19,046 --> 00:19:21,838
Oh, aren't you full of surprises?

352
00:19:21,921 --> 00:19:23,213
Ms. Pep Squad.

353
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,130
Queen of the campus.

354
00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:26,338
Yeah, in another life,
I guess you'd call it.

355
00:19:26,421 --> 00:19:31,380
I used to just come running home
so that I could practice all afternoon,

356
00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:34,171
and it drove my mom totally crazy.

357
00:19:34,796 --> 00:19:36,005
That's how bad I wanted it.

358
00:19:36,505 --> 00:19:37,338
Yeah.

359
00:19:37,588 --> 00:19:40,963
And I tried out three times
and I never made the cut.

360
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:42,046
But get this.

361
00:19:42,421 --> 00:19:43,963
Finally, in my senior year,

362
00:19:44,755 --> 00:19:46,005
I made the varsity squad.

363
00:19:46,088 --> 00:19:47,255
Better late than never!

364
00:19:47,338 --> 00:19:49,880
Yeah. On the day before our first game...

365
00:19:51,338 --> 00:19:56,796
I found out
that my mother was very sick, so...

366
00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:58,963
I, uh...

367
00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:04,463
I quit the team, you know,
started to take care of her.

368
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,171
Man, you know.  Oh, my God. I...

369
00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:11,255
You know, I never...

370
00:20:11,338 --> 00:20:13,255
I never did perform.

371
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,546
- Oh.
-No, that's...

372
00:20:16,046 --> 00:20:18,546
Maybe you should give it another shot.

373
00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:21,338
Yeah, maybe the Dallas Cowgirls
have an opening, right?

374
00:20:23,046 --> 00:20:23,880
Yeah.

375
00:20:24,713 --> 00:20:26,088
-You know what?
-What?

376
00:20:26,171 --> 00:20:28,213
I really love this.

377
00:20:28,296 --> 00:20:31,380
- Mm-hmm.
-I think it's kinda... sexy.

378
00:20:31,796 --> 00:20:33,255
Don't you think?

379
00:20:33,338 --> 00:20:34,338
Uh, hey...

380
00:20:34,421 --> 00:20:36,338
Could I borrow this?

381
00:20:36,421 --> 00:20:37,588
-No.

382
00:20:38,046 --> 00:20:38,880
No, I can't?

383
00:20:38,963 --> 00:20:40,880
-No, of course you can!

384
00:20:40,963 --> 00:20:44,505
'Cause I'm taking pictures
for my Jdate profile.

385
00:20:44,838 --> 00:20:46,005
I didn't know you were Jewish.

386
00:20:46,296 --> 00:20:47,130
Oh, I'm not.

387
00:20:48,171 --> 00:20:49,005
Hey.

388
00:20:50,671 --> 00:20:52,546
I'm glad you're not cat food.

389
00:20:52,963 --> 00:20:54,963
Yeah, thanks.

390
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,296
-See ya.
-Yeah, see you.

391
00:21:46,963 --> 00:21:47,963
Hello?

392
00:21:48,963 --> 00:21:50,755
-Hello?
-Hey. Shh.

393
00:21:50,838 --> 00:21:51,755
Sheryl's not here.

394
00:21:52,630 --> 00:21:54,338
Who are you anyway? I mean...

395
00:21:54,421 --> 00:21:57,088
And don't give me that nonsense
about being the gardener--

396
00:21:57,171 --> 00:22:00,213
I live here. They don't let anyone
under 55 live here,

397
00:22:00,296 --> 00:22:02,171
so I gotta keep a low profile.

398
00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:05,088
Oh. So Sheryl likes 'em young,
does she, huh?

399
00:22:05,171 --> 00:22:06,171
What?

400
00:22:06,255 --> 00:22:07,088
Oh.

401
00:22:07,546 --> 00:22:09,588
-What?
-Sheryl is my-- my grandma.

402
00:22:09,671 --> 00:22:10,505
Oh.

403
00:22:11,255 --> 00:22:12,088
Yeah.

404
00:22:12,838 --> 00:22:14,296
And where is she anyway, huh?

405
00:22:14,546 --> 00:22:16,921
She substitute teaches at my school

406
00:22:17,005 --> 00:22:19,463
when she needs the extra cash,
so she's down there.

407
00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:20,588
Sheryl's a teacher?

408
00:22:22,921 --> 00:22:25,963
If you can call it that.
I pretend to be sick whenever she's there.

409
00:22:26,046 --> 00:22:27,338
It's kinda humiliating.

410
00:22:28,088 --> 00:22:31,130
Miss Ferris is away sick,
so we'll be watching a movie.

411
00:22:32,005 --> 00:22:33,588
-Yes?
-What's the movie?

412
00:22:33,671 --> 00:22:35,588
It's an educational video

413
00:22:35,671 --> 00:22:38,588
about the dangers of STDs.

414
00:22:39,005 --> 00:22:40,713
Are you even qualified to be teaching us?

415
00:22:41,755 --> 00:22:43,088
What's your name?

416
00:22:43,171 --> 00:22:44,005
Chloe.

417
00:22:44,421 --> 00:22:48,463
Well, Chloe, the state of Georgia
has surprisingly low standards

418
00:22:48,546 --> 00:22:50,171
for substitute teachers.

419
00:22:50,255 --> 00:22:51,755
If you've got a problem with that,

420
00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:54,171
you take it up with your congressman.

421
00:22:54,255 --> 00:22:57,421
Okay, but we're supposed to be studying
<i>Romeo and Juliet.</i>

422
00:22:57,505 --> 00:22:59,963
Well, today you'll be studying gonorrhea.

423
00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:02,588
<i>So you wanna have sex?</i>

424
00:23:03,088 --> 00:23:05,505
<i>You should know</i>
<i>what's up before getting down.</i>

425
00:23:05,588 --> 00:23:06,588
<i>♪ Yeah!</i> ♪

426
00:23:06,671 --> 00:23:09,421
<i>♪ Sex can be fun, but there's STDs ♪</i>

427
00:23:09,755 --> 00:23:12,505
<i>♪ Some can be cured</i>
<i>But some you can't treat ♪</i>

428
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,755
<i>♪ Uh-oh, herpes! Oh, no, hep B! ♪</i>

429
00:23:15,838 --> 00:23:18,755
<i>♪ Whoa, oh! What if it's HIV? ♪</i>

430
00:23:18,838 --> 00:23:21,213
And one, two, three, four...

431
00:23:21,546 --> 00:23:23,296
So you're a teacher, huh?

432
00:23:24,213 --> 00:23:27,713
Well, I like to think of myself
as more of a life coach.

433
00:23:29,671 --> 00:23:30,713
I was a teacher.

434
00:23:31,171 --> 00:23:32,630
-Yeah?
-Yes, yes.

435
00:23:32,713 --> 00:23:34,005
Do you ever miss it?

436
00:23:34,671 --> 00:23:38,380
Sometimes. I mean, God, the hours
were long and the pay was ridiculous,

437
00:23:38,463 --> 00:23:39,588
but yeah, I guess I...

438
00:23:40,046 --> 00:23:41,088
I guess miss it.

439
00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:43,880
So, what are you doing here?

440
00:23:44,796 --> 00:23:46,421
I have an announcement to make.

441
00:23:49,296 --> 00:23:52,213
We're starting a cheerleading club
at Sun Springs.

442
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,755
Is that the set-up or the punchline?

443
00:23:55,838 --> 00:23:58,005
No, no, no. I'm really serious, right?

444
00:23:58,296 --> 00:23:59,713
I mean, I have to join a club.

445
00:23:59,796 --> 00:24:01,713
I don't like any of their clubs, so...

446
00:24:02,338 --> 00:24:03,421
I'm creating my own.

447
00:24:04,046 --> 00:24:05,505
-Yes, come on, seriously!

448
00:24:05,588 --> 00:24:07,505
You do know how old you are.

449
00:24:07,588 --> 00:24:10,880
What's the difference? I mean, we'll learn
a few moves. There's nothing to it. I--

450
00:24:10,963 --> 00:24:12,630
Hey, what's this "we"?

451
00:24:13,463 --> 00:24:15,338
I know this sounds so crazy, but I...

452
00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:18,213
I can't do it without you.

453
00:24:18,296 --> 00:24:19,380
What's in it for me?

454
00:24:20,338 --> 00:24:21,505
Well, what do you want?

455
00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:26,130
I want you to teach Ben how to drive. He--

456
00:24:26,213 --> 00:24:28,421
All of the other kids
have got their license.

457
00:24:28,505 --> 00:24:29,713
I think he's embarrassed.

458
00:24:29,796 --> 00:24:32,171
I'd teach him myself,
but I don't have a car.

459
00:24:32,255 --> 00:24:33,588
Yeah, no, I can't do that.

460
00:24:34,005 --> 00:24:34,838
Cannot do that.

461
00:24:35,088 --> 00:24:37,588
Well, that's the deal.
Take it or leave it.

462
00:24:38,796 --> 00:24:42,338
You're the one who told me I should
take up cheerleading again, right?

463
00:24:42,421 --> 00:24:44,671
Well, I-I didn't mean literally.

464
00:24:44,755 --> 00:24:49,088
It was more of a metaphor for, you know,
getting laid or something.

465
00:24:49,171 --> 00:24:50,546
-You know.

466
00:24:51,130 --> 00:24:55,338
So next up we have
Martha Walker's application.

467
00:24:55,421 --> 00:24:56,505
Okay.

468
00:24:59,546 --> 00:25:00,380
Um...

469
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,213
We're starting a cheerleading club.

470
00:25:03,755 --> 00:25:04,921
Well.

471
00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:07,296
But who will you be cheering for?

472
00:25:08,588 --> 00:25:09,630
Ourselves.

473
00:25:10,421 --> 00:25:14,463
And, of course, we will be performing
for the Senior Showcase.

474
00:25:15,213 --> 00:25:16,671
Oh, will you?

475
00:25:17,046 --> 00:25:19,588
Well, I'm sorry, but we can't allow this.

476
00:25:19,921 --> 00:25:22,755
Oh, come off it! Why not?

477
00:25:22,838 --> 00:25:25,630
Well, insurance, for one thing.

478
00:25:25,713 --> 00:25:28,421
There's nothing dangerous about this.
It's just for fun.

479
00:25:28,505 --> 00:25:32,338
Well, we also have
Sun Spring's reputation to think about.

480
00:25:32,421 --> 00:25:35,130
It's cheerleading, not pole dancing.

481
00:25:36,630 --> 00:25:37,546
Sorry.

482
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,713
Were you ever a cheerleader, Martha?

483
00:25:43,755 --> 00:25:44,796
Not exactly.

484
00:25:45,255 --> 00:25:46,213
Well, I was.

485
00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:48,005
Captain of my squad.

486
00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:49,463
What a surprise!

487
00:25:50,171 --> 00:25:54,421
And it's a lot more physically demanding
than people realize.

488
00:25:54,755 --> 00:25:56,255
Even for younger women.

489
00:25:56,671 --> 00:26:00,880
And may I suggest that you form a club
that's a little more...

490
00:26:01,296 --> 00:26:02,630
age appropriate.

491
00:26:02,713 --> 00:26:04,796
Well, I do believe that you told me
that if I...

492
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:08,546
if I didn't find a club
that I really liked, I could start my own.

493
00:26:09,296 --> 00:26:10,130
Uh...

494
00:26:10,588 --> 00:26:13,921
- How many members do you have?
-So far...

495
00:26:15,588 --> 00:26:16,505
Uh...

496
00:26:18,088 --> 00:26:19,255
Just two.

497
00:26:21,088 --> 00:26:22,213
I'm sorry.

498
00:26:22,546 --> 00:26:26,130
You need eight members
to form an official club.

499
00:26:26,463 --> 00:26:28,463
Well, then,
we're gonna find eight members.

500
00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:30,505
Hi, I'm Olive.

501
00:26:31,046 --> 00:26:33,921
I don't have any cheerleading experience,

502
00:26:34,630 --> 00:26:37,421
but my husband and I,
we take a tango class.

503
00:26:37,505 --> 00:26:38,421
Oh.

504
00:26:38,505 --> 00:26:41,005
It was either tango or a divorce, so--

505
00:26:41,088 --> 00:26:42,630
You could just show us what you've got.

506
00:26:43,255 --> 00:26:44,088
Let me begin.

507
00:26:44,838 --> 00:26:48,546
<i>♪ When marimba rhythms start to play ♪</i>

508
00:26:48,838 --> 00:26:50,838
<i>♪ Dance with me ♪</i>

509
00:26:51,046 --> 00:26:53,463
<i>♪ Make me sway ♪</i>

510
00:26:53,755 --> 00:26:57,588
<i>♪ Like the lazy ocean hugs the shore ♪</i>

511
00:26:57,796 --> 00:26:59,713
<i>♪ Hold me close ♪</i>

512
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,338
<i>♪ Sway me more ♪</i>

513
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,213
-That was fantastic!
-Sweet.

514
00:27:08,296 --> 00:27:09,671
-Whoo!
<i>-♪ Let's go, girls ♪</i>

515
00:27:12,796 --> 00:27:13,630
<i>♪ Come on ♪</i>

516
00:27:14,255 --> 00:27:15,213
Wow!

517
00:27:16,796 --> 00:27:20,630
<i>♪ I'm going out tonight</i>
<i>I'm feelin' all right ♪</i>

518
00:27:21,255 --> 00:27:24,630
<i>♪ Gonna let it all hang out ♪</i>

519
00:27:24,838 --> 00:27:26,505
<i>♪ Want to make some noise ♪</i>

520
00:27:26,588 --> 00:27:28,505
-Woo-hoo!
-<i>♪ Really raise my voice ♪</i>

521
00:27:28,588 --> 00:27:32,296
<i>♪ Yeah, I want to scream and shout ♪</i>

522
00:27:55,255 --> 00:27:56,088
Oh!

523
00:28:01,130 --> 00:28:03,338
I don't know
what to say about this one.

524
00:28:06,796 --> 00:28:07,755
<i>Namaste.</i>

525
00:28:09,130 --> 00:28:10,046
<i>Namaste.</i>

526
00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:12,588
Oh. N-nstay.

527
00:28:13,005 --> 00:28:13,963
<i>Namaste.</i>

528
00:28:14,046 --> 00:28:15,921
<i>Namaste,</i> excuse me. <i>Namaste.</i>

529
00:28:16,171 --> 00:28:18,463
Ruby Jenkins! Aerobics!

530
00:28:18,546 --> 00:28:19,755
Take it away!

531
00:28:21,630 --> 00:28:24,296
<i>♪ I'm every woman ♪</i>

532
00:28:24,838 --> 00:28:27,921
<i>♪ It's all in me ♪</i>

533
00:28:28,005 --> 00:28:30,171
<i>♪ Anything you want done, baby ♪</i>

534
00:28:30,546 --> 00:28:32,255
<i>♪ I'll do it naturally ♪</i>

535
00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:37,380
<i>♪ I'm every woman ♪</i>

536
00:28:37,463 --> 00:28:39,171
-Uh-huh.
-Oh, yeah.

537
00:28:39,588 --> 00:28:41,505
<i>♪ I'm every woman ♪</i>

538
00:28:45,005 --> 00:28:46,880
Whoa!

539
00:28:48,046 --> 00:28:50,088
<i>♪ I'm every woman ♪</i>

540
00:28:55,005 --> 00:28:56,796
I haven't done that in years.

541
00:29:21,380 --> 00:29:23,255
Wow, that was great.

542
00:29:23,338 --> 00:29:25,963
Where did you learn to do that?

543
00:29:26,046 --> 00:29:28,463
I was Miss Carney County...

544
00:29:29,046 --> 00:29:29,880
runner-up.

545
00:29:30,463 --> 00:29:32,505
1953.

546
00:29:32,588 --> 00:29:34,880
-Mmm.
-What did the winner do?

547
00:29:35,588 --> 00:29:37,421
Had sex with the judges.

548
00:29:37,796 --> 00:29:39,505
-Oh.

549
00:29:41,546 --> 00:29:43,755
Here. No speeding, okay?

550
00:29:43,963 --> 00:29:46,921
Do exactly what I tell you to do
when I tell you to do it.

551
00:29:47,005 --> 00:29:48,546
Now you've got that? You got it?

552
00:29:48,630 --> 00:29:50,005
-Got it.
-Okay.

553
00:29:51,338 --> 00:29:54,171
What you're going to do
is you're going to back up

554
00:29:54,463 --> 00:29:57,171
and look in your mirrors. Right? Go ahead.

555
00:29:57,255 --> 00:29:59,338
Look, that's good. That's good.
Back up a little.

556
00:29:59,421 --> 00:30:01,713
Nice and easy. Pretty good.
Right there, that's enough.

557
00:30:01,796 --> 00:30:05,130
Now, I want you to pull forward
and signal.

558
00:30:05,213 --> 00:30:06,505
Okay? Pull forward.

559
00:30:07,671 --> 00:30:08,546
Oh!

560
00:30:09,046 --> 00:30:10,088
Okay.

561
00:30:10,296 --> 00:30:12,713
You ran right into me!
Do you know how to drive?

562
00:30:12,796 --> 00:30:13,755
Not really.

563
00:30:14,588 --> 00:30:17,546
Oh, my God! My mom's gonna kill me!

564
00:30:17,630 --> 00:30:20,713
Okay, don't worry about it. I'll just
get the insurance. It'll be fine.

565
00:30:21,380 --> 00:30:22,380
I'm sorry, I...

566
00:30:22,921 --> 00:30:24,255
-Ugh.
- That's crazy.

567
00:30:28,005 --> 00:30:30,255
<i>♪ Oogum oogum boogum boogum ♪</i>

568
00:30:30,338 --> 00:30:33,005
<i>♪ Boogum, now, baby</i>
<i>You're castin' your spell on me ♪</i>

569
00:30:36,046 --> 00:30:36,963
Aren't you hungry?

570
00:30:37,380 --> 00:30:38,796
No, I'm fine. I-I don't...

571
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:42,046
really have much of an appetite
right now. So...

572
00:30:44,171 --> 00:30:46,546
It must've been embarrassing for you
back there, huh?

573
00:30:46,630 --> 00:30:47,463
It's fine.

574
00:30:48,338 --> 00:30:50,088
They all think I'm a weirdo anyway.

575
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:51,713
Why?

576
00:30:53,338 --> 00:30:55,963
'Cause I live in a retirement community.

577
00:30:56,296 --> 00:30:59,380
Yeah, I mean, why do you live here?

578
00:31:01,296 --> 00:31:05,171
My parents weren't really
the parenting... types.

579
00:31:07,005 --> 00:31:09,713
-Can I ask you something?
-Yeah, shoot. Yeah.

580
00:31:09,963 --> 00:31:12,338
Why did you move to Sun Springs?

581
00:31:13,213 --> 00:31:15,296
I don't know.
I guess I just wanted to get away.

582
00:31:15,380 --> 00:31:17,255
I wanted to simplify my life.

583
00:31:17,671 --> 00:31:18,671
Is it working?

584
00:31:19,130 --> 00:31:20,005
Not really.

585
00:31:21,088 --> 00:31:23,005
-Right.

586
00:31:27,255 --> 00:31:28,713
Oh, God, you know what?

587
00:31:29,546 --> 00:31:31,880
We're still one woman short.

588
00:31:31,963 --> 00:31:34,630
Well, it's probably for the best.

589
00:31:35,255 --> 00:31:37,255
I mean, I love those gals...

590
00:31:37,338 --> 00:31:38,921
-Uh-huh.
-But, oh, let's face it!

591
00:31:39,005 --> 00:31:40,296
They're not really cheerleaders.

592
00:31:40,380 --> 00:31:42,838
You know, you're supposed to be
helping me, right?

593
00:31:43,213 --> 00:31:47,463
Remember, six women
signed up for the try-outs, but--

594
00:31:47,546 --> 00:31:48,921
Only five showed up.

595
00:31:51,005 --> 00:31:52,880
So, who's the sixth?

596
00:31:56,296 --> 00:31:58,588
Nice place you got here.
It's very...

597
00:31:59,046 --> 00:31:59,880
themed.

598
00:31:59,963 --> 00:32:00,880
Oh, yes.

599
00:32:00,963 --> 00:32:03,671
My husband, he enjoys the game.

600
00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:05,796
Oh, do you play golf, by the way?

601
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,088
-Oh, no!
- No?

602
00:32:07,171 --> 00:32:08,713
No.

603
00:32:10,713 --> 00:32:12,171
So, um, Alice,

604
00:32:12,255 --> 00:32:16,213
we notice you signed up
for the cheerleading try-outs.

605
00:32:16,296 --> 00:32:18,755
Oh, yes, I saw your flyer.

606
00:32:18,838 --> 00:32:19,796
It sounded fun.

607
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,630
Oh, why didn't you come?

608
00:32:22,005 --> 00:32:23,921
Well, I wanted to.

609
00:32:24,005 --> 00:32:28,005
But my husband doesn't like me out
too much on my own.

610
00:32:28,546 --> 00:32:30,921
I took a sewing class last year,

611
00:32:31,005 --> 00:32:33,963
and he had to make his own dinners
on Wednesday nights.

612
00:32:34,505 --> 00:32:36,588
Well, that sounds traumatic, of course.

613
00:32:36,755 --> 00:32:39,255
What if we practiced in the morning,

614
00:32:39,338 --> 00:32:41,755
and then you could get home
in time for dinner?

615
00:32:41,838 --> 00:32:42,671
Yeah!

616
00:32:43,130 --> 00:32:44,713
Yeah, well, it's not just that.

617
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:45,630
-No?
-No.

618
00:32:45,713 --> 00:32:48,213
-He's worried about the morality of it.
-The morality?

619
00:32:48,296 --> 00:32:51,921
Yes, he says that anyone who wants to be
a cheerleader at my age

620
00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:53,838
is either a slut or a whore.

621
00:32:53,921 --> 00:32:56,130
-And probably both.

622
00:32:56,213 --> 00:32:58,713
Maybe he should just take
his caveman-like opinions

623
00:32:58,796 --> 00:33:00,463
-and shove them up his you know what.
-Hey!

624
00:33:00,546 --> 00:33:03,921
-I mean-- Oh, sorry.
-Alice, we're just a bunch of nice ladies.

625
00:33:04,005 --> 00:33:07,380
-looking for some clean, wholesome fun.
-Okay, yes.

626
00:33:07,796 --> 00:33:09,046
What do ya say?

627
00:33:10,005 --> 00:33:13,005
Well, I always did
want to be a cheerleader.

628
00:33:14,630 --> 00:33:17,213
Maybe I could ask him one more time.

629
00:33:17,296 --> 00:33:18,130
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

630
00:33:18,213 --> 00:33:19,630
-Okay.
-Go on.

631
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:23,713
Good luck.

632
00:33:23,796 --> 00:33:25,963
-"Good luck." Oh, my gosh.

633
00:33:28,630 --> 00:33:29,713
She's a sweetheart.

634
00:33:29,796 --> 00:33:31,630
She's very sweet.

635
00:33:31,713 --> 00:33:32,838
Very sweet.

636
00:33:33,255 --> 00:33:35,671
God, he really loves golf.

637
00:33:36,130 --> 00:33:39,546
- He sounds like such an asshole.
- Okay, here she comes.

638
00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:45,046
So...

639
00:33:46,505 --> 00:33:48,088
-Did you ask him?
-I did.

640
00:33:48,796 --> 00:33:50,546
And? What'd he say?

641
00:33:50,630 --> 00:33:52,296
"Over my dead body!"

642
00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:02,463
Oh, God.
That was fast, wasn't it?

643
00:34:02,921 --> 00:34:04,880
A little too fast, if you ask me.

644
00:34:04,963 --> 00:34:06,838
No, he confused his meds.

645
00:34:06,921 --> 00:34:09,713
I'm sure Alice didn't want to kill him.

646
00:34:10,255 --> 00:34:12,380
Well, she always
wanted to be a cheerleader.

647
00:34:12,463 --> 00:34:14,380
Oh, come on. The woman is devastated.

648
00:34:14,463 --> 00:34:17,171
I'm sure it was the last thing
that was on her mind.

649
00:34:19,546 --> 00:34:21,005
See you at practice.

650
00:34:27,421 --> 00:34:28,463
Hello, everyone!

651
00:34:28,546 --> 00:34:29,380
Hi!

652
00:34:29,463 --> 00:34:30,630
-Good morning.
-Hi.

653
00:34:30,713 --> 00:34:32,546
- Morning.
-Wow, look at you all.

654
00:34:32,630 --> 00:34:35,796
I think we should try
something very simple to begin.

655
00:34:36,296 --> 00:34:38,421
So, if you don't mind,
I would really enjoy

656
00:34:38,505 --> 00:34:40,296
seeing you getting into a straight line.

657
00:34:41,421 --> 00:34:43,921
We're gonna try
some very simple positions.

658
00:34:44,005 --> 00:34:44,963
Now, watch me.

659
00:34:45,046 --> 00:34:46,421
So, it's on the count of three.

660
00:34:46,505 --> 00:34:48,963
It's one, two, three, boom!

661
00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:51,213
You got that? Straight arms!

662
00:34:51,296 --> 00:34:53,755
One, two, three, boom!

663
00:34:53,838 --> 00:34:54,671
Jump!

664
00:34:57,005 --> 00:34:57,921
Not quite good.

665
00:34:58,005 --> 00:34:59,838
-What-- what's the matter?

666
00:34:59,921 --> 00:35:00,755
I'm sorry.

667
00:35:00,838 --> 00:35:03,296
- I have a sore shoulder.
-You can't bend it?

668
00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:05,255
I had to take an aspirin...

669
00:35:05,338 --> 00:35:06,713
-Oh!
-Oh, honey!

670
00:35:06,796 --> 00:35:08,171
Can I put this down? I have--

671
00:35:08,255 --> 00:35:09,838
Yeah. Okay, that's fine. Good.

672
00:35:09,921 --> 00:35:11,880
-I have to be careful!
- Hm?

673
00:35:12,088 --> 00:35:14,005
I had my knee replaced last year.

674
00:35:14,088 --> 00:35:17,046
Well, that's-- No, that's perfectly fine.
You can just bend at your hips.

675
00:35:17,130 --> 00:35:19,213
I can't jump too much 'cause I get dizzy.

676
00:35:19,630 --> 00:35:21,088
When I jump too much, I get dizzy.

677
00:35:21,171 --> 00:35:22,171
-You do?
-Yeah.

678
00:35:22,255 --> 00:35:26,671
Martha, maybe we should make a list
of everybody's conditions.

679
00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:32,713
We're not making a list.

680
00:35:33,171 --> 00:35:35,713
-You got my dizziness down, right?
-Yeah, got that.

681
00:35:35,796 --> 00:35:36,713
And sciatica.

682
00:35:36,796 --> 00:35:39,046
-I have the sciatica.
-Oh, right.

683
00:35:39,130 --> 00:35:40,213
- And my wrist.
-Oh!

684
00:35:40,296 --> 00:35:42,213
Did I mention I had chlamydia?

685
00:35:42,296 --> 00:35:45,213
Yeah, that and a shocking amount
of other personal information,

686
00:35:45,296 --> 00:35:47,505
so can we get back to rehearsing?

687
00:35:47,588 --> 00:35:49,088
But what about you, Martha?

688
00:35:49,171 --> 00:35:50,755
Do you have anything to report?

689
00:35:51,213 --> 00:35:52,921
No. I'm fine. I'm actually-- I'm--

690
00:35:53,005 --> 00:35:54,963
I'm just as fit as a fiddle.

691
00:36:08,838 --> 00:36:11,463
Uh, hi. Excuse me, are-- are you Martha?

692
00:36:11,546 --> 00:36:12,963
And you are who?

693
00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:15,505
I'm Tom Lendl. I'm Helen's son.

694
00:36:15,838 --> 00:36:17,046
Is everything all right?

695
00:36:17,130 --> 00:36:18,921
Well, no. Uh, it isn't.

696
00:36:19,005 --> 00:36:23,088
My mother said she needs $100
for some cheerleading club?

697
00:36:23,463 --> 00:36:25,338
Yeah, why is that any of your business?

698
00:36:25,421 --> 00:36:26,921
I handle my mother's finances.

699
00:36:27,255 --> 00:36:29,213
Well, if Helen has a problem,

700
00:36:29,296 --> 00:36:31,046
she can talk to me,
we'll work something out.

701
00:36:31,130 --> 00:36:33,671
-My mother doesn't need money. Okay?
-Okay.

702
00:36:33,755 --> 00:36:36,921
She's got plenty of money.
My father left her... quite a lot.

703
00:36:37,005 --> 00:36:38,921
It's up to me to make sure
she spends it wisely.

704
00:36:39,005 --> 00:36:39,921
Mmm.

705
00:36:40,005 --> 00:36:43,380
I'm sure you're aware of the fact
that your mother is an adult.

706
00:36:43,463 --> 00:36:45,130
Well, I don't know if you're aware,

707
00:36:45,213 --> 00:36:48,088
but this place is a cesspool...

708
00:36:48,171 --> 00:36:50,588
-...of con artists and salesmen.

709
00:36:50,755 --> 00:36:52,713
All trying to take advantage
of gullible old women.

710
00:36:52,796 --> 00:36:53,630
It's true!

711
00:36:54,005 --> 00:36:55,421
Thank you, Carl.

712
00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:57,380
I can handle this, okay?

713
00:37:00,005 --> 00:37:01,213
One hundred dollars.

714
00:37:02,005 --> 00:37:02,838
For what?

715
00:37:03,171 --> 00:37:04,921
Uniforms for the Senior Showcase.

716
00:37:05,005 --> 00:37:05,963
Uniforms?

717
00:37:06,213 --> 00:37:07,421
-Yeah!

718
00:37:07,713 --> 00:37:08,546
Funny?

719
00:37:09,213 --> 00:37:10,921
-You think that's funny?

720
00:37:11,255 --> 00:37:12,588
A little. Yes.

721
00:37:13,338 --> 00:37:15,171
Nobody wants to see
a bunch of 80-year-olds

722
00:37:15,255 --> 00:37:16,463
running around in short skirts.

723
00:37:16,546 --> 00:37:17,505
Uh-huh.

724
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:19,755
It's not gonna happen.

725
00:37:23,463 --> 00:37:24,338
Let's go.

726
00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:38,838
<i>Martha, Vicki here.</i>

727
00:37:39,088 --> 00:37:41,255
<i>The committee regretfully denies</i>

728
00:37:41,338 --> 00:37:45,088
<i>your request for more time to rehearse</i>
<i>in the recreation center.</i>

729
00:37:45,338 --> 00:37:47,338
<i>Now, I'm sure you understand.</i>

730
00:37:47,588 --> 00:37:51,255
<i>We have to prioritize</i>
<i>the more established clubs</i>

731
00:37:51,338 --> 00:37:54,380
<i>-in the lead-up to the Senior Showcase.</i>

732
00:38:00,838 --> 00:38:04,380
So, what's the first thing you're gonna do
when you get your driver's license?

733
00:38:05,421 --> 00:38:07,671
-Got any hot dates planned?

734
00:38:09,088 --> 00:38:10,671
I don't even have a car.

735
00:38:10,755 --> 00:38:13,796
Yeah, so? I mean, get a job and buy one.

736
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,130
-I have a job.
- Oh?

737
00:38:15,213 --> 00:38:17,796
But most of my money goes to Sheryl
to help out with the rent.

738
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,255
I work at this pizza place.

739
00:38:19,671 --> 00:38:21,338
So, hang on.
Why don't you come work for us?

740
00:38:21,421 --> 00:38:23,921
Because we need music in our rehearsals...

741
00:38:24,005 --> 00:38:26,046
-...and you'd be a great DJ.

742
00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:27,921
No, thank you.

743
00:38:28,005 --> 00:38:30,296
- Yes!
-I think it's embarrassing enough already.

744
00:38:30,380 --> 00:38:33,046
No, come on.
How about 40 bucks a rehearsal?

745
00:38:36,088 --> 00:38:36,921
Huh?

746
00:38:41,630 --> 00:38:43,338
I've gotta show you
something, here.

747
00:38:43,713 --> 00:38:44,630
Mmm...

748
00:38:45,046 --> 00:38:46,005
Look at this!

749
00:38:47,380 --> 00:38:49,296
Look at this, we got pom-poms!

750
00:38:49,796 --> 00:38:51,880
Great! Fantastic!

751
00:38:55,546 --> 00:38:57,630
Oh, my goodness!

752
00:38:58,088 --> 00:39:01,005
All right, everybody?
Okay, you ready?

753
00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:01,921
Okay, here I go.

754
00:39:02,255 --> 00:39:05,588
Now, five, six, seven, eight.

755
00:39:05,671 --> 00:39:06,963
Jump one, hold two.

756
00:39:07,046 --> 00:39:08,588
Arms three, hold four.

757
00:39:08,671 --> 00:39:10,338
Hips five, six.

758
00:39:10,421 --> 00:39:12,213
Clap seven, punch eight!

759
00:39:12,296 --> 00:39:14,963
Got it? Should we do it again?
Want me to do it one more time for you?

760
00:39:15,046 --> 00:39:16,213
-Yeah, yeah.
-Okay.

761
00:39:16,296 --> 00:39:17,421
-This is crazy.
-Ready, and...

762
00:39:17,755 --> 00:39:19,421
Jump one!

763
00:39:19,505 --> 00:39:21,255
Hold two, arms three.

764
00:39:21,338 --> 00:39:22,713
Hold four.

765
00:39:22,796 --> 00:39:25,130
Hips five, six.

766
00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:26,588
Clap seven.

767
00:39:26,671 --> 00:39:27,880
Punch eight!

768
00:39:27,963 --> 00:39:29,421
Do you think you have it? All right!

769
00:39:29,505 --> 00:39:31,630
Know what we're gonna do?
Put this baby to music.

770
00:39:31,713 --> 00:39:32,838
Ben, you got the music there?

771
00:39:32,921 --> 00:39:35,255
-I got it. Little old school but I got it.
-Yeah, yeah.

772
00:39:35,338 --> 00:39:37,880
Thanks for the opinion. And here we go.

773
00:39:37,963 --> 00:39:39,963
-Jump one.

774
00:39:40,296 --> 00:39:42,338
Hold two. Arms three.

775
00:39:42,421 --> 00:39:43,255
Hold four.

776
00:39:43,338 --> 00:39:45,380
Hips five, six.

777
00:39:45,463 --> 00:39:46,755
Clap seven.

778
00:39:46,921 --> 00:39:48,296
Punch eight!

779
00:39:48,380 --> 00:39:50,588
<i>♪ See the people walking down the street ♪</i>

780
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,880
<i>♪ Fall in line</i>
<i>Just watchin' all their feet ♪</i>

781
00:39:54,421 --> 00:39:56,546
<i>♪ They don't know where they want to go ♪</i>

782
00:39:56,630 --> 00:39:58,755
<i>♪ But they're walking in time ♪</i>

783
00:39:59,338 --> 00:40:00,588
<i>♪ They got the beat ♪</i>

784
00:40:00,671 --> 00:40:02,046
<i>♪ They got the beat ♪</i>

785
00:40:02,130 --> 00:40:04,046
<i>♪ They got the beat ♪</i>

786
00:40:04,671 --> 00:40:06,838
<i>♪ Yeah, they got the beat ♪</i>

787
00:40:09,463 --> 00:40:13,005
Keep going. Come on, you can do it!
Faster! You can do it even faster!

788
00:40:13,088 --> 00:40:16,088
<i>♪ All the kids</i>
<i>Just getting out of school ♪</i>

789
00:40:16,338 --> 00:40:19,338
<i>♪ They can't wait</i>
<i>To hang out and be cool ♪</i>

790
00:40:20,338 --> 00:40:22,255
No! Oh, no, no, no!

791
00:40:22,338 --> 00:40:23,380
Oh, no, no, no.

792
00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:25,880
Oh, no. We gotta take this from the top.

793
00:40:25,963 --> 00:40:27,213
- Yup.

794
00:40:27,296 --> 00:40:28,421
-Come on!
- All right?

795
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,713
Now look, Alice, here's the problem here.

796
00:40:30,796 --> 00:40:32,838
I'm really sorry about this,
but you're too slow.

797
00:40:33,213 --> 00:40:34,921
-You got--
-What bullshit!

798
00:40:35,005 --> 00:40:35,838
Whoa.

799
00:40:36,255 --> 00:40:37,088
Oh.

800
00:40:38,463 --> 00:40:39,588
I'm sorry. Sorry.

801
00:40:40,088 --> 00:40:41,963
My husband didn't like it when I cursed,

802
00:40:42,046 --> 00:40:45,463
so now that he's gone,
I'm gonna give it a shot.

803
00:40:45,755 --> 00:40:49,921
Yeah, I'm also gonna try reefer cigarettes
and cunnilingus.

804
00:40:50,005 --> 00:40:51,671
- Yeah, there you go!
-Yes!

805
00:40:51,755 --> 00:40:53,755
Okay! Thanks for sharing.

806
00:40:53,838 --> 00:40:56,046
Okay, let's... let's go with this
one more time!

807
00:40:56,130 --> 00:40:58,046
Let's do it! You can do it!

808
00:40:58,755 --> 00:41:02,088
Cunnilingus! Go!

809
00:41:02,171 --> 00:41:03,880
<i>-♪ We got the beat ♪</i>
-<i>♪ We got the beat ♪</i>

810
00:41:05,338 --> 00:41:06,380
<i>♪ We got the beat ♪</i>

811
00:41:09,588 --> 00:41:10,713
-Bye, ladies.
-Hey!

812
00:41:10,796 --> 00:41:11,963
-See you later.
-See you later.

813
00:41:12,046 --> 00:41:14,338
The girls are gonna have a drink.
You wanna come?

814
00:41:14,421 --> 00:41:16,296
You know, quite frankly,

815
00:41:17,130 --> 00:41:19,880
we need more rehearsal time, not drinks,
because you know why?

816
00:41:19,963 --> 00:41:21,713
We look like a bunch of old ladies
out there.

817
00:41:21,796 --> 00:41:24,755
We are a bunch of old ladies
out there.

818
00:41:25,505 --> 00:41:27,421
And where are we gonna practice?

819
00:41:27,505 --> 00:41:31,546
I mean, Vicki will hardly let us
use this space as it is.

820
00:41:31,630 --> 00:41:33,713
No, but you need to get us a space
at the school.

821
00:41:33,796 --> 00:41:36,505
No, I can't do that.
I'm in big trouble at the school.

822
00:41:36,588 --> 00:41:39,921
I was caught handing out prophylactics
in the girls' bathroom.

823
00:41:40,005 --> 00:41:42,380
Mm-hmm. The Senior Showcase
is in two weeks

824
00:41:42,713 --> 00:41:45,380
and we need rehearsals.

825
00:41:45,463 --> 00:41:46,296
Okay.

826
00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:48,588
I'll ask the principal.

827
00:41:49,255 --> 00:41:50,838
He's got a crush on me. It could work.

828
00:41:51,171 --> 00:41:52,630
Well, all right. Okay.

829
00:41:53,713 --> 00:41:54,546
All right.

830
00:41:54,630 --> 00:41:56,380
And one.

831
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,380
And two.

832
00:41:59,046 --> 00:42:02,338
And keep your form, ladies. With the curl.

833
00:42:02,421 --> 00:42:03,963
And three.

834
00:42:04,046 --> 00:42:05,713
And four.

835
00:42:05,796 --> 00:42:07,046
Come on, keep that form!

836
00:42:07,130 --> 00:42:09,171
It's all about that bone density!

837
00:42:09,255 --> 00:42:10,838
Welcome to the gun show, Helen.

838
00:42:10,921 --> 00:42:13,380
There you go. Ooh, look at those guns!

839
00:42:13,463 --> 00:42:14,588
-Look at that!
-I love it.

840
00:42:14,671 --> 00:42:15,671
All right, girl.

841
00:42:15,755 --> 00:42:18,005
Okay, now, chest presses. And one.

842
00:42:18,546 --> 00:42:19,755
And two.

843
00:42:19,838 --> 00:42:21,755
-Ladies.
-And three.

844
00:42:21,838 --> 00:42:24,255
- Gettin' ready for the showcase?
- And four.

845
00:42:24,338 --> 00:42:25,338
Yes, indeed, Miss Vicki.

846
00:42:25,421 --> 00:42:30,005
I'm sorry that we had to cancel
your rehearsal tomorrow.

847
00:42:30,338 --> 00:42:33,796
I realize that you have got
a lot of training to get done.

848
00:42:34,130 --> 00:42:35,838
Well, don't you worry about it,

849
00:42:35,921 --> 00:42:39,630
because Sheryl's already found us
a better place to rehearse.

850
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,296
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, really?

851
00:42:42,421 --> 00:42:43,713
Where might that be?

852
00:42:45,588 --> 00:42:47,630
Come on. This way, ladies.

853
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,005
What are we doing here?

854
00:42:49,713 --> 00:42:55,171
Oh, so this is what it's like
being a cheerleader.

855
00:42:55,421 --> 00:42:56,421
Oh.

856
00:42:56,505 --> 00:42:59,088
I feel like pushing someone into a locker.

857
00:42:59,171 --> 00:43:00,630
- Oh, cougar alert!

858
00:43:00,713 --> 00:43:01,588
Guys, guys.

859
00:43:03,005 --> 00:43:04,505
You gotta listen to me for a second.

860
00:43:05,046 --> 00:43:06,338
-You can't do this.
- Huh?

861
00:43:06,421 --> 00:43:09,130
Okay? This is a bad, bad idea.

862
00:43:09,421 --> 00:43:12,421
-Oh, don't be so dramatic.
-Grandma...

863
00:43:12,505 --> 00:43:15,171
You are going to humiliate yourself

864
00:43:15,255 --> 00:43:16,796
in front of the entire school!

865
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,088
The entire school?

866
00:43:18,171 --> 00:43:20,213
The entire school,
what're we talking about here, huh?

867
00:43:20,921 --> 00:43:22,255
-Huh?
-You don't know?

868
00:43:22,630 --> 00:43:23,505
No!

869
00:43:24,588 --> 00:43:26,046
This is what you wanted.

870
00:43:26,130 --> 00:43:27,963
No, this is not what I wanted.

871
00:43:28,213 --> 00:43:29,880
I wanted a space to rehearse in.

872
00:43:30,130 --> 00:43:31,755
-That's what this is.
-No, this...

873
00:43:32,130 --> 00:43:33,463
This is a pep rally.

874
00:43:33,546 --> 00:43:34,671
-Yeah.
-Right?

875
00:43:34,755 --> 00:43:38,505
There's a whole school out there,
and we're not ready for an audience, okay?

876
00:43:38,588 --> 00:43:40,130
We can't cancel!

877
00:43:40,338 --> 00:43:43,796
You have no idea what I had to go through
with the principal

878
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,338
just to make this happen!

879
00:43:45,421 --> 00:43:46,713
Well, well, well!

880
00:43:46,796 --> 00:43:49,255
-Oh!
-If it isn't the teacher of the year!

881
00:43:49,671 --> 00:43:52,755
Isn't there a quarterback somewhere
you need to be giving a handjob?

882
00:43:52,838 --> 00:43:53,880
Okay, just...

883
00:43:53,963 --> 00:43:57,963
All right, do you mind just
stepping outside for a moment, please?

884
00:43:58,213 --> 00:43:59,380
What? No!

885
00:43:59,838 --> 00:44:03,380
This is our pep rally! They already
made us cut a minute off our routine.

886
00:44:03,463 --> 00:44:06,338
Okay, but just give us a second, okay?

887
00:44:07,421 --> 00:44:08,880
-Whatever.
-Whatever.

888
00:44:08,963 --> 00:44:12,546
I just hope your moves
are a little more up-to-date than you are.

889
00:44:12,630 --> 00:44:14,380
You bitches wanna rumble?

890
00:44:14,463 --> 00:44:15,713
Oh, weird.

891
00:44:16,421 --> 00:44:17,255
Yeah.

892
00:44:17,838 --> 00:44:18,755
See ya out there.

893
00:44:35,421 --> 00:44:36,880
Son of a whore.

894
00:44:38,838 --> 00:44:39,963
Look how young they are!

895
00:44:40,421 --> 00:44:42,046
Oh, good booties.

896
00:44:42,588 --> 00:44:44,713
-And they're really good.
-Mm-hmm.

897
00:44:44,796 --> 00:44:46,838
Ah, they're not that good.

898
00:44:46,921 --> 00:44:48,005
You're blind.

899
00:44:49,505 --> 00:44:50,421
Wow!

900
00:44:50,505 --> 00:44:52,005
<i>♪ I want someone who can dance ♪</i>

901
00:44:52,088 --> 00:44:53,921
<i>♪ Not someone I can talk to ♪</i>

902
00:44:54,338 --> 00:44:56,046
<i>♪ I want someone who can dance ♪</i>

903
00:44:57,588 --> 00:44:59,630
-Yeah!
-<i>♪ I want someone who can dance ♪</i>

904
00:45:00,255 --> 00:45:01,588
<i>♪ Not someone I can talk to ♪</i>

905
00:45:02,296 --> 00:45:03,921
<i>♪ I want someone who can dance ♪</i>

906
00:45:06,421 --> 00:45:08,171
<i>♪ I want someone who can dance ♪</i>

907
00:45:08,255 --> 00:45:09,921
<i>♪ Not someone I can talk to ♪</i>

908
00:45:10,505 --> 00:45:12,005
<i>♪ I want someone who can dance ♪</i>

909
00:45:13,338 --> 00:45:14,880
<i>♪ I want someone who can dance ♪</i>

910
00:45:17,421 --> 00:45:18,671
Let's give it up

911
00:45:18,755 --> 00:45:22,880
for our very own
Hillview High cheerleaders!

912
00:45:22,963 --> 00:45:24,630
Go, come on! Let's go! Let's go!

913
00:45:27,463 --> 00:45:28,546
Break a hip.

914
00:45:28,630 --> 00:45:29,755
Get pregnant.

915
00:45:30,630 --> 00:45:31,713
Okay, excuse me.

916
00:45:31,796 --> 00:45:34,546
-Let's go, girls.
- Next up, a special treat.

917
00:45:34,630 --> 00:45:37,380
A performance
from the Sun Springs All Stars.

918
00:45:37,463 --> 00:45:39,380
-Ruby, come on.
- Move aside, girls.

919
00:45:39,463 --> 00:45:42,463
Now these are
the real senior cheerleaders.

920
00:45:42,546 --> 00:45:44,171
- Check this out, man.

921
00:45:44,755 --> 00:45:45,713
Hello, thank you.

922
00:45:45,796 --> 00:45:48,505
All right. Positions, okay. Come on.

923
00:45:48,588 --> 00:45:49,671
Let's go, let's go.

924
00:45:49,755 --> 00:45:50,630
Come on.

925
00:45:51,213 --> 00:45:52,796
Okay? Music!

926
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,505
Hey, Danny,
want me to get her number for you?

927
00:45:57,088 --> 00:45:59,671
Five, six, seven, eight...

928
00:46:00,046 --> 00:46:01,463
<i>♪ Three, six, nine ♪</i>

929
00:46:01,546 --> 00:46:02,755
<i>♪ The goose drank wine ♪</i>

930
00:46:02,838 --> 00:46:05,713
<i>♪ The monkey chew tobacco</i>
<i>On the street car line ♪</i>

931
00:46:05,796 --> 00:46:07,171
<i>♪ The line broke ♪</i>

932
00:46:07,255 --> 00:46:08,505
<i>♪ The monkey got choked ♪</i>

933
00:46:08,588 --> 00:46:11,005
<i>♪ And they all went to heaven</i>
<i>In a little rowboat ♪</i>

934
00:46:11,088 --> 00:46:12,713
Oh, my God, I can't believe this!

935
00:46:12,796 --> 00:46:13,630
<i>♪ Clap, pat ♪</i>

936
00:46:14,213 --> 00:46:15,046
<i>♪ Clap, pat ♪</i>

937
00:46:15,463 --> 00:46:16,838
<i>♪ Clap, pat ♪</i>

938
00:46:16,921 --> 00:46:18,171
<i>♪ Clap, pat ♪</i>

939
00:46:18,421 --> 00:46:19,588
Oh, sorry!

940
00:46:21,213 --> 00:46:22,213
<i>♪ Right hand ♪</i>

941
00:46:22,796 --> 00:46:23,713
<i>♪ Clap, pat ♪</i>

942
00:46:23,796 --> 00:46:25,963
<i>♪ Clap your hand</i>
<i>Cross it to your left arm ♪</i>

943
00:46:26,046 --> 00:46:27,713
<i>♪ Pat you partner's left palm ♪</i>

944
00:46:28,546 --> 00:46:29,380
<i>♪ Clap, pat ♪</i>

945
00:46:29,463 --> 00:46:31,880
<i>♪ Clap your hand</i>
<i>Move it from your right arm ♪</i>

946
00:46:32,338 --> 00:46:33,338
Ow!

947
00:46:36,546 --> 00:46:39,296
Oh! Oh, God! I hurt my ankle!

948
00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:42,463
-Oh!
-She's not okay. She's not okay.

949
00:46:42,546 --> 00:46:45,171
- That's all right. It's okay.

950
00:46:47,171 --> 00:46:49,088
-Get the medic.
-Get some ice, right now.

951
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,338
Oh! Ooh!

952
00:46:54,088 --> 00:46:55,921
- Are you all right?
- I'm fine!

953
00:46:56,005 --> 00:46:57,630
Everyone's making a fuss.

954
00:46:57,713 --> 00:46:59,505
-Are you sure?
- Yes.

955
00:46:59,588 --> 00:47:03,796
I told you we weren't ready. We made
complete fools of ourselves out there.

956
00:47:08,630 --> 00:47:11,046
-Oh, shit!
-What?

957
00:47:11,130 --> 00:47:12,588
-What?
-What?

958
00:47:12,671 --> 00:47:13,546
What now?

959
00:47:17,130 --> 00:47:18,796
- That's us!
- Oh, no!

960
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:22,213
- Could I see?
-It already has 20,000 views.

961
00:47:22,296 --> 00:47:24,338
- Oh!
-Well, you gotta take it down.

962
00:47:24,421 --> 00:47:26,421
-I can't take it off.
-There has to be a way, right?

963
00:47:26,505 --> 00:47:28,463
-I mean, some technical--
-No, it's there.

964
00:47:28,546 --> 00:47:30,505
"Old cheerleaders fail."

965
00:47:31,005 --> 00:47:31,838
Oh.

966
00:47:33,963 --> 00:47:34,796
Okay.

967
00:47:35,130 --> 00:47:36,588
- Can I see?

968
00:47:37,463 --> 00:47:38,588
What? What's going on?

969
00:47:41,171 --> 00:47:42,588
Wait, you posted it?

970
00:47:42,671 --> 00:47:43,505
Yeah.

971
00:47:43,588 --> 00:47:44,963
Why would you do that?

972
00:47:45,046 --> 00:47:46,713
Because it's hilarious.

973
00:47:46,796 --> 00:47:48,755
This is totally going viral.

974
00:47:49,838 --> 00:47:50,671
Wow.

975
00:47:52,588 --> 00:47:53,421
What?

976
00:47:55,755 --> 00:47:56,588
What?

977
00:47:56,963 --> 00:47:58,713
I blame myself.

978
00:47:59,380 --> 00:48:02,713
I mean, this is just the sort of thing
that I knew would happen.

979
00:48:03,171 --> 00:48:07,963
Not only has one of our residents
suffered a serious injury,

980
00:48:08,255 --> 00:48:12,130
but now her son is threatening a lawsuit.

981
00:48:13,005 --> 00:48:16,130
Is there anything
that you ladies care to say?

982
00:48:16,213 --> 00:48:17,088
No.

983
00:48:19,546 --> 00:48:21,505
Then let's put it to a vote.

984
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,255
All of those in favor of the ban.

985
00:48:26,463 --> 00:48:27,588
- Mm-hmm.
- Yes.

986
00:48:28,421 --> 00:48:29,713
- Yes for me.
- Yeah.

987
00:48:29,796 --> 00:48:30,838
Mm-hmm.

988
00:48:41,255 --> 00:48:42,505
It's unanimous.

989
00:48:43,588 --> 00:48:46,546
You are hereby ordered
to cease all club activities.

990
00:48:47,630 --> 00:48:48,463
Thank you.

991
00:48:49,671 --> 00:48:51,963
Well, what did she expect
going out like that?

992
00:48:52,505 --> 00:48:53,505
Where are you going?

993
00:48:53,796 --> 00:48:54,755
Home.

994
00:49:08,796 --> 00:49:10,671
Hold on, hold on! There's more!

995
00:49:10,755 --> 00:49:12,380
You think they're talkin' about us?

996
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:16,880
I don't know.

997
00:49:20,421 --> 00:49:21,880
Not today, Satan.

998
00:49:22,838 --> 00:49:25,880
<i>Local residents</i>
<i>from Sun Springs Retirement Community</i>

999
00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,213
<i>have become a viral internet sensation</i>

1000
00:49:28,296 --> 00:49:30,713
<i>-following a disastrous performance...</i>
- Screw you!

1001
00:49:30,796 --> 00:49:32,963
<i>...at a high school pep rally last Tuesday.</i>

1002
00:49:36,963 --> 00:49:37,796
Hey, Mom.

1003
00:49:41,921 --> 00:49:43,713
It's time for you to get some rest.

1004
00:49:44,088 --> 00:49:45,338
I am resting.

1005
00:49:45,421 --> 00:49:47,630
Mother, Susan and I
are gonna be staying here for a while.

1006
00:49:47,963 --> 00:49:49,755
No, that won't be necessary.

1007
00:49:49,838 --> 00:49:51,755
Yes, I think it is necessary.

1008
00:50:04,755 --> 00:50:06,005
What's wrong with you lately?

1009
00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:10,088
I just miss cheerleading.

1010
00:50:15,546 --> 00:50:19,713
Please give a round of applause
to the Calibray Club!

1011
00:50:21,546 --> 00:50:25,171
Oh, and our next act, the sunscreen,

1012
00:50:25,255 --> 00:50:27,421
always got a full tan!

1013
00:50:29,671 --> 00:50:31,005
- Hey.
- <i>Hi!</i>

1014
00:50:31,088 --> 00:50:31,921
Are you around?

1015
00:50:36,963 --> 00:50:37,796
So...

1016
00:50:38,713 --> 00:50:40,005
you went to the Showcase?

1017
00:50:40,380 --> 00:50:42,505
Well, I drove by. I didn't go inside. I--

1018
00:50:42,588 --> 00:50:46,755
Oh, it's too bad.
We had a real shot at that trophy.

1019
00:50:46,838 --> 00:50:48,296
Do you really think so?

1020
00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:50,255
-Not really.

1021
00:50:50,338 --> 00:50:52,380
I'm just trying to be supportive.

1022
00:50:52,463 --> 00:50:53,546
Yeah, right.

1023
00:50:53,630 --> 00:50:56,755
Listen, I am sorry about the pep rally.

1024
00:50:56,838 --> 00:50:58,255
It was a dumb idea.

1025
00:50:59,505 --> 00:51:01,671
No, it's not your fault.

1026
00:51:03,130 --> 00:51:04,296
-It was.
-You know, I...

1027
00:51:05,671 --> 00:51:07,130
I miss the girls, though.

1028
00:51:08,046 --> 00:51:09,421
Yeah, me too.

1029
00:51:10,671 --> 00:51:12,921
I've never had a lot of girlfriends.

1030
00:51:13,171 --> 00:51:14,171
It's quite nice.

1031
00:51:17,588 --> 00:51:18,421
Hmm?

1032
00:51:18,796 --> 00:51:19,880
I miss you, too.

1033
00:51:20,296 --> 00:51:21,421
I miss you!

1034
00:51:21,505 --> 00:51:22,713
- Really?

1035
00:51:23,588 --> 00:51:24,755
Oh, my goodness.

1036
00:51:25,505 --> 00:51:27,296
-On the bright side...
-Uh-huh.

1037
00:51:28,671 --> 00:51:31,796
We're up to half a million hits.
Look at this.

1038
00:51:38,671 --> 00:51:42,713
I'd like to get my hands
on whoever posted that. Okay?

1039
00:51:43,421 --> 00:51:44,463
<i>I can't...</i>

1040
00:51:44,546 --> 00:51:45,505
Hey, wait a minute.

1041
00:51:46,130 --> 00:51:47,046
-What do you mean?
-Shh.

1042
00:51:47,130 --> 00:51:48,463
-Listen. Listen.
-Okay.

1043
00:51:48,546 --> 00:51:49,380
Uh-huh.

1044
00:51:50,088 --> 00:51:51,296
<i>Oh, my God!</i>

1045
00:51:52,338 --> 00:51:53,171
The little...

1046
00:51:53,921 --> 00:51:56,088
-That is Chloe's voice!
-It was.

1047
00:51:56,171 --> 00:51:57,005
-It's Chloe!
-Yeah.

1048
00:51:57,088 --> 00:51:59,296
That's right.
The cheerleader did this, okay?

1049
00:52:01,213 --> 00:52:02,046
Yeah.

1050
00:52:02,546 --> 00:52:03,755
Uh-huh.

1051
00:52:06,380 --> 00:52:07,255
Oh.

1052
00:52:08,671 --> 00:52:11,130
-Shit.
-Are you sure this is a good idea?

1053
00:52:11,213 --> 00:52:14,213
Yes, we're gonna talk to her parents,
and I'm sure they're going to understand.

1054
00:52:14,296 --> 00:52:16,130
I don't think her parents are home.

1055
00:52:17,338 --> 00:52:18,421
-Oh.

1056
00:52:21,921 --> 00:52:22,921
Uh...

1057
00:52:29,921 --> 00:52:32,546
This is all...
What a nightmare! Ugh!

1058
00:52:32,630 --> 00:52:35,171
Is this what a teenage party is all about?

1059
00:52:35,963 --> 00:52:37,213
Oh, hey. Look.

1060
00:52:37,921 --> 00:52:38,880
Hey, Chloe.

1061
00:52:38,963 --> 00:52:40,088
Oh, shit!

1062
00:52:40,713 --> 00:52:42,296
Did you think that was funny?

1063
00:52:42,713 --> 00:52:46,713
Did you and your friends have a big laugh
at all the old ladies?

1064
00:52:47,130 --> 00:52:50,755
I guess it wasn't enough just
to humiliate us in front of the school.

1065
00:52:50,838 --> 00:52:52,755
You had to share it with the whole world.

1066
00:52:52,838 --> 00:52:56,796
Isn't it enough to be pretty, and smart,

1067
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:58,213
and popular?

1068
00:52:58,296 --> 00:53:00,421
You have to knock
everybody else down, too?

1069
00:53:00,796 --> 00:53:02,421
I mean, what, wait a minute now.

1070
00:53:03,046 --> 00:53:05,671
No clever retort, huh?
You have nothing to say at all?

1071
00:53:07,338 --> 00:53:08,255
Oh.

1072
00:53:08,546 --> 00:53:09,671
-Oh, dear.
-Oh, dear.

1073
00:53:09,755 --> 00:53:10,921
-Oh.

1074
00:53:11,713 --> 00:53:12,546
Okay...

1075
00:53:12,630 --> 00:53:13,880
-No, it's all--
-Hey, hey.

1076
00:53:14,088 --> 00:53:15,796
It's all right. It's okay.

1077
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:17,755
There's nothing to cry about, okay?

1078
00:53:17,838 --> 00:53:20,088
Don't worry. Don't... don't cry!

1079
00:53:20,171 --> 00:53:22,046
No, I'm so sorry.

1080
00:53:22,713 --> 00:53:25,505
I didn't know they were gonna post it.
I promise.

1081
00:53:26,213 --> 00:53:28,255
God, you must hate me!

1082
00:53:28,338 --> 00:53:30,213
Oh, we don't hate you.

1083
00:53:31,130 --> 00:53:32,671
Actually, we need you.

1084
00:53:35,338 --> 00:53:36,296
For what?

1085
00:53:38,421 --> 00:53:40,046
Well, we want you to be our choreographer.

1086
00:53:40,421 --> 00:53:42,380
- Yeah.
- That's right.

1087
00:53:42,463 --> 00:53:45,130
We're putting our squad back together,

1088
00:53:45,213 --> 00:53:47,630
and as you may have noticed,
we have a few rough edges,

1089
00:53:47,713 --> 00:53:49,338
but we've seen you. We have.

1090
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:50,713
You're good.

1091
00:53:50,796 --> 00:53:52,421
-Yeah.
-And we need some of that.

1092
00:53:52,505 --> 00:53:55,463
But...  with school
and cheering, I...

1093
00:53:56,380 --> 00:53:57,880
I just don't have the time.

1094
00:53:57,963 --> 00:54:00,463
-Oh.
-Oh, that's a shame.

1095
00:54:00,546 --> 00:54:01,630
Isn't it, Martha?

1096
00:54:02,380 --> 00:54:04,213
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a real shame.

1097
00:54:06,296 --> 00:54:09,005
Oh, but you know
what would be a real shame?

1098
00:54:09,088 --> 00:54:10,171
What's that?

1099
00:54:11,630 --> 00:54:15,255
If Chloe's parents found out
about this totally epic party.

1100
00:54:15,713 --> 00:54:17,713
Oh, that'd be a terrible shame.

1101
00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:19,213
You wouldn't.

1102
00:54:19,671 --> 00:54:21,130
We might.

1103
00:54:21,838 --> 00:54:22,713
Try us.

1104
00:54:25,630 --> 00:54:26,588
God.

1105
00:54:28,505 --> 00:54:30,046
Good morning, ladies.

1106
00:54:32,338 --> 00:54:33,671
What is she doing here?

1107
00:54:34,046 --> 00:54:35,880
This is Chloe, right?

1108
00:54:36,255 --> 00:54:39,505
Chloe has something
that she wants to say to everyone.

1109
00:54:43,005 --> 00:54:44,880
I was the one who took the video.

1110
00:54:44,963 --> 00:54:46,463
-Oh, boy.
-Oh, come on. Jeez.

1111
00:54:46,546 --> 00:54:48,921
Look, I-I never meant
for it to be posted online,

1112
00:54:49,005 --> 00:54:50,296
and  I'm sorry.

1113
00:54:50,755 --> 00:54:53,796
-I'm really sorry.
-Glad you got that off your chest.

1114
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:57,130
I'm sorry, but there's more
that Chloe has to say. Go on, Chloe.

1115
00:54:57,380 --> 00:54:58,213
Uh...

1116
00:54:59,213 --> 00:55:03,171
And I would really love
to help coach you guys.

1117
00:55:04,296 --> 00:55:06,296
Why would we let her coach us?

1118
00:55:06,380 --> 00:55:08,463
Because, Olive,
in case you haven't noticed,

1119
00:55:08,546 --> 00:55:10,130
we could do with a little help.

1120
00:55:10,213 --> 00:55:12,338
We're not even a club anymore.

1121
00:55:12,421 --> 00:55:15,046
-Vicki banned us.
-Oh, forget Vicki!

1122
00:55:15,380 --> 00:55:18,171
-We will practice in secret.
-Practice for what?

1123
00:55:18,255 --> 00:55:19,546
The Showcase is over.

1124
00:55:19,630 --> 00:55:22,505
We're gonna find someplace else
to perform, okay?

1125
00:55:22,588 --> 00:55:24,796
We humiliated ourselves. Everybody saw it.

1126
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:27,130
And that's the reason
why we need to do this.

1127
00:55:27,213 --> 00:55:28,296
To prove we're not some joke

1128
00:55:28,380 --> 00:55:30,421
and to show the world
what we can really do!

1129
00:55:31,463 --> 00:55:32,755
We really can do this

1130
00:55:32,838 --> 00:55:35,255
if we do this together.

1131
00:55:35,963 --> 00:55:36,796
Huh?

1132
00:55:38,338 --> 00:55:45,046
All right, ladies. I want you to look
at your reflection in the mirror, okay?

1133
00:55:45,130 --> 00:55:46,255
What are we doing?

1134
00:55:46,796 --> 00:55:49,130
Just look at your reflection, Ruby.

1135
00:55:49,213 --> 00:55:53,171
I want you to really, really look
in that mirror,

1136
00:55:54,755 --> 00:55:56,713
and take in yourselves, right?

1137
00:55:56,796 --> 00:55:57,838
Look closely.

1138
00:55:58,546 --> 00:56:01,380
We're all so self-conscious,

1139
00:56:01,463 --> 00:56:04,088
and we're all so worried

1140
00:56:04,171 --> 00:56:06,755
about what everyone else is thinking,

1141
00:56:06,838 --> 00:56:09,546
when, of course, the only thing
that really matters

1142
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:12,255
is what we think of ourselves.

1143
00:56:12,630 --> 00:56:15,963
Really, I want you to take yourself in.

1144
00:56:16,213 --> 00:56:18,088
Now, on the count of three,

1145
00:56:18,713 --> 00:56:22,130
I want you to say one thing

1146
00:56:22,505 --> 00:56:24,130
you like about yourselves.

1147
00:56:24,213 --> 00:56:25,380
Oh, gosh.

1148
00:56:26,046 --> 00:56:28,130
You can't be serious.

1149
00:56:28,213 --> 00:56:29,130
My tits!

1150
00:56:29,213 --> 00:56:31,130
-Uh, not yet. Not yet.

1151
00:56:31,213 --> 00:56:33,046
Let's wait until the count of three.

1152
00:56:33,546 --> 00:56:35,171
What if you don't like anything?

1153
00:56:36,005 --> 00:56:38,546
Well, what do you mean?
Then you're not looking hard enough.

1154
00:56:38,630 --> 00:56:41,755
You just have to find
what's great about yourselves, okay?

1155
00:56:43,130 --> 00:56:44,755
All right. Ready?

1156
00:56:46,505 --> 00:56:47,421
Look.

1157
00:56:52,130 --> 00:56:53,130
Now...

1158
00:56:53,505 --> 00:56:54,463
one,

1159
00:56:54,796 --> 00:56:56,463
two, three!

1160
00:57:03,713 --> 00:57:04,755
My hair.

1161
00:57:04,838 --> 00:57:05,880
-Oh!

1162
00:57:05,963 --> 00:57:07,255
So beautiful.

1163
00:57:07,338 --> 00:57:08,380
Thank you.

1164
00:57:08,463 --> 00:57:09,296
And?

1165
00:57:09,380 --> 00:57:10,838
My hands.

1166
00:57:11,255 --> 00:57:12,463
My hands.

1167
00:57:12,546 --> 00:57:13,421
My smile.

1168
00:57:14,546 --> 00:57:16,921
Look at that smile. Okay.

1169
00:57:17,171 --> 00:57:18,921
-Damn it.
-And no...

1170
00:57:19,005 --> 00:57:19,963
Okay, my wrist.

1171
00:57:21,463 --> 00:57:23,546
-Okay.

1172
00:57:24,088 --> 00:57:25,588
They take blood really good.

1173
00:57:25,921 --> 00:57:28,213
-I found another good feature of yours.

1174
00:57:28,296 --> 00:57:29,130
Well...

1175
00:57:29,630 --> 00:57:32,755
But what about me? What's good about me?
There's not one thing.

1176
00:57:32,838 --> 00:57:34,213
Oh, stop!

1177
00:57:35,963 --> 00:57:38,755
All right, let's work! Let's go!
Come on, Chloe!

1178
00:57:41,505 --> 00:57:42,380
-Oh.
- Hm?

1179
00:57:42,463 --> 00:57:43,755
-A competition?
- Mm-hmm.

1180
00:57:43,838 --> 00:57:45,588
This is a really big deal.

1181
00:57:45,671 --> 00:57:47,630
People come from all over to compete.

1182
00:57:47,713 --> 00:57:50,088
You guys can't compete
next to real cheerleaders.

1183
00:57:50,171 --> 00:57:53,380
-Yes, we can!
-The oldest category is 18 plus!

1184
00:57:53,463 --> 00:57:56,213
- Uh-huh.
-So what? We're 18 plus.

1185
00:57:56,296 --> 00:57:57,921
- Yeah.
-Eighteen plus 50.

1186
00:57:58,005 --> 00:57:58,838
Yeah.

1187
00:57:58,921 --> 00:58:00,338
-Oh, look.
- What?

1188
00:58:00,421 --> 00:58:02,088
It's on in three weeks.

1189
00:58:02,171 --> 00:58:04,421
Well, that's okay, because
Chloe's gonna help us.

1190
00:58:04,505 --> 00:58:05,380
-Right, Chloe?
-No!

1191
00:58:05,463 --> 00:58:08,255
No, you guys didn't say anything
about a competition!

1192
00:58:08,505 --> 00:58:10,296
Do you know how much training
that involves?

1193
00:58:10,380 --> 00:58:13,421
People train for a year, not three weeks!

1194
00:58:14,588 --> 00:58:15,421
Okay...

1195
00:58:16,671 --> 00:58:18,088
What do you think?

1196
00:58:19,796 --> 00:58:21,880
I say screw it. Let's sign up.

1197
00:58:22,963 --> 00:58:24,130
-Oh, my God.
-Yes.

1198
00:58:24,546 --> 00:58:26,171
-Come on.
-Yes!

1199
00:58:26,421 --> 00:58:29,671
Let's just start with our feet
a little wider than shoulder width,

1200
00:58:29,755 --> 00:58:30,588
like so.

1201
00:58:30,921 --> 00:58:33,588
And we're just gonna start
with some really easy movement.

1202
00:58:33,671 --> 00:58:35,588
So, bring your left arm like this.

1203
00:58:36,130 --> 00:58:37,838
Left. Good!

1204
00:58:38,380 --> 00:58:39,755
Down, right.

1205
00:58:40,005 --> 00:58:41,630
And back up, left.

1206
00:58:41,713 --> 00:58:43,088
Right, left!

1207
00:58:43,421 --> 00:58:44,588
Left, right!

1208
00:58:45,046 --> 00:58:46,380
Left and dirty!

1209
00:58:46,463 --> 00:58:47,713
Yes, sexy!

1210
00:58:47,796 --> 00:58:48,755
Whoo!

1211
00:58:49,296 --> 00:58:52,005
<i>♪ Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now ♪</i>

1212
00:58:52,338 --> 00:58:55,005
<i>♪ I been feeling it since 1966, now ♪</i>

1213
00:58:55,380 --> 00:58:57,421
<i>♪ Might be over now, but I feel it still</i> ♪

1214
00:58:57,505 --> 00:58:59,296
All up in the air, and throw it.

1215
00:58:59,380 --> 00:59:00,588
Two, three.

1216
00:59:03,546 --> 00:59:05,046
Did you try to hit me?

1217
00:59:05,130 --> 00:59:07,671
-You make mash-ups, right?
-Yeah, yeah, I can.

1218
00:59:07,755 --> 00:59:09,880
Could you maybe
cut something together for us?

1219
00:59:09,963 --> 00:59:10,838
Yeah, for sure.

1220
00:59:10,921 --> 00:59:12,755
Oh, yes! Thank you so much!

1221
00:59:16,421 --> 00:59:17,630
<i>♪ Leave her with a babysitter ♪</i>

1222
00:59:18,171 --> 00:59:20,630
-Two, three, four, five!
-Five!

1223
00:59:20,713 --> 00:59:23,213
Come on! Come on, ladies! Keep up!

1224
00:59:24,255 --> 00:59:25,296
Move it, Alice!

1225
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,796
Punch, punch, one, two, three.

1226
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:31,755
Punch, punch, one, two, three. Punch!

1227
00:59:31,838 --> 00:59:34,755
<i>♪ Might've had your fill</i>
<i>But you feel it still ♪</i>

1228
00:59:34,838 --> 00:59:37,296
Just let me change
out of this dance stuff.

1229
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:40,046
Maybe you could just leave it on.

1230
00:59:42,005 --> 00:59:42,880
Oh?

1231
00:59:42,963 --> 00:59:45,421
I always wanted to date a cheerleader.

1232
00:59:46,005 --> 00:59:47,838
Ra, ra, ra! Ra, ra, ra!

1233
00:59:47,921 --> 00:59:50,130
<i>♪ We could fight a war for peace ♪</i>

1234
00:59:50,213 --> 00:59:52,505
<i>♪ Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now ♪</i>

1235
00:59:52,588 --> 00:59:54,255
<i>♪ Give in to that easy living ♪</i>

1236
00:59:54,338 --> 00:59:56,338
<i>♪ Goodbye to my hopes and dreams ♪</i>

1237
00:59:56,713 --> 00:59:57,588
You feel that?

1238
00:59:58,171 --> 00:59:59,171
Right?

1239
01:00:01,005 --> 01:00:04,546
Lean in. Get super, super low. Lower.

1240
01:00:04,630 --> 01:00:05,630
Oh, my God!

1241
01:00:09,505 --> 01:00:11,546
Five, six, seven, eight...

1242
01:00:14,213 --> 01:00:15,921
What's going on with you?
Where've you been?

1243
01:00:16,005 --> 01:00:19,338
Sorry, it's been really crazy. So, I...

1244
01:00:19,421 --> 01:00:21,046
Well, get your shit together.

1245
01:00:21,130 --> 01:00:23,755
You miss one more practice
and we're voting you off the squad.

1246
01:00:26,130 --> 01:00:27,546
-Are you okay?
-No, I'm fine.

1247
01:00:27,630 --> 01:00:28,880
You look like shit.

1248
01:00:28,963 --> 01:00:31,171
Thank you. No, I haven't been
sleeping well. I'm fine.

1249
01:00:31,255 --> 01:00:34,088
-You're so skinny.
-Uh-huh. Let's get started, okay?

1250
01:00:34,588 --> 01:00:35,588
Is that new?

1251
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:37,546
Thought we could use
a little bit more bass.

1252
01:00:37,630 --> 01:00:40,546
Ah. You've shown a lot of interest lately,
haven't you?

1253
01:00:42,046 --> 01:00:44,838
<i>♪ Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now ♪</i>

1254
01:00:45,088 --> 01:00:47,880
<i>♪ I been feeling it since 1966, now ♪</i>

1255
01:00:48,046 --> 01:00:49,546
<i>♪ Might be over now ♪</i>

1256
01:00:49,630 --> 01:00:51,130
<i>♪ But I feel it still ♪</i>

1257
01:00:54,171 --> 01:00:57,088
<i>♪ Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now ♪</i>

1258
01:00:57,171 --> 01:00:59,546
<i>♪ Let me kick it like it's 1986, now ♪</i>

1259
01:01:00,171 --> 01:01:01,296
<i>♪ Might be over now ♪</i>

1260
01:01:01,713 --> 01:01:03,171
<i>♪ But I feel it still ♪</i>

1261
01:01:03,255 --> 01:01:04,713
<i>♪ Might've had your fill ♪</i>

1262
01:01:04,796 --> 01:01:06,213
<i>♪ But you feel it still ♪</i>

1263
01:01:10,505 --> 01:01:12,296
Do you think you're irreplaceable?

1264
01:01:12,380 --> 01:01:14,921
Well, I like to think I bring
a certain dignity to the position.

1265
01:01:15,005 --> 01:01:17,963
Do you think that I would hesitate
to take your little badge,

1266
01:01:18,046 --> 01:01:20,755
and take your little cards,
and give 'em to Dorris?

1267
01:01:20,838 --> 01:01:23,546
Dorris is a trainee.
She doesn't have the experience.

1268
01:01:23,630 --> 01:01:26,005
They are up to something! I know it!

1269
01:01:26,338 --> 01:01:29,171
And either you are too stupid
to find it out,

1270
01:01:29,255 --> 01:01:31,046
-or you're just not even trying!
-Mm-hmm.

1271
01:01:31,130 --> 01:01:32,296
Well, I am definitely trying.

1272
01:01:32,380 --> 01:01:36,463
Well, then find out what they're plannin'
and shut it down!

1273
01:01:36,796 --> 01:01:38,671
Or I'll shut you down!

1274
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:42,338
- Yeah!

1275
01:01:45,296 --> 01:01:46,171
Backstabber!

1276
01:01:46,630 --> 01:01:49,296
So, Chloe,
I've been working on an idea.

1277
01:01:49,380 --> 01:01:52,546
Something that, I don't know,
would make us stand out.

1278
01:01:52,630 --> 01:01:53,463
You know?

1279
01:01:53,546 --> 01:01:55,546
Trust me, you guys are gonna stand out.

1280
01:01:56,005 --> 01:01:58,505
Yeah, but I do want you to bear with me.
All right?

1281
01:01:59,088 --> 01:02:00,130
-You can do it.
-Okay.

1282
01:02:00,463 --> 01:02:01,380
Okay, I'm down.

1283
01:02:01,463 --> 01:02:02,588
-Okay.
-Show us then.

1284
01:02:02,671 --> 01:02:04,088
-All right.
-I'm excited to see it.

1285
01:02:04,338 --> 01:02:05,421
Mmm.

1286
01:02:05,505 --> 01:02:07,421
Oh, here we are! Okay.

1287
01:02:07,921 --> 01:02:09,671
Are you ready for the new move? All right.

1288
01:02:09,755 --> 01:02:10,963
-New move?
-Yes?

1289
01:02:11,171 --> 01:02:12,296
Oh, I didn't tell you?

1290
01:02:17,005 --> 01:02:18,796
-Oh.
-Right? What do you think?

1291
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:20,380
-Wanna try it or not?
- Yeah.

1292
01:02:20,463 --> 01:02:21,338
I knew you would!

1293
01:02:21,588 --> 01:02:23,130
-I wanna see it.
-I'm not surprised.

1294
01:02:25,921 --> 01:02:27,796
That's nice!
There was something about--

1295
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:29,838
Maybe we should have
those elbows stick out wider.

1296
01:02:29,921 --> 01:02:31,838
And...

1297
01:02:31,921 --> 01:02:34,255
Walk, walk, walk!

1298
01:02:34,338 --> 01:02:36,796
Nod, nod, nod, nod!

1299
01:02:37,088 --> 01:02:38,171
It's sexual.

1300
01:02:39,963 --> 01:02:42,338
Walk, walk, walk, walk!

1301
01:02:42,421 --> 01:02:43,255
Whoo!

1302
01:02:43,630 --> 01:02:44,546
Unh, unh.

1303
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:46,088
Now, that was fantastic!

1304
01:02:46,171 --> 01:02:47,755
This is good, right?

1305
01:02:47,838 --> 01:02:48,796
Oh, you're strong.

1306
01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:50,005
That's it, let's do it.

1307
01:02:50,088 --> 01:02:52,380
Walk, walk, nod, nod.

1308
01:02:52,588 --> 01:02:54,255
It's hard this time.

1309
01:02:54,338 --> 01:02:55,671
No, we got it, we got it.

1310
01:02:55,755 --> 01:02:57,838
We're gonna be fine. Okay? Ready, and...

1311
01:02:57,921 --> 01:02:59,588
Walk, walk, walk.

1312
01:02:59,671 --> 01:03:02,046
Unh, unh, unh, unh.

1313
01:03:02,421 --> 01:03:04,755
Okay, um, let's do it one more time.

1314
01:03:05,671 --> 01:03:07,796
-Excuse me, can you take over, Chloe?
-Yeah. Of course.

1315
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:09,546
Okay, that's good.  Oh, my God.

1316
01:03:10,088 --> 01:03:12,046
Oh, yeah. I like this move.

1317
01:03:12,130 --> 01:03:14,380
Let's get it. Left foot forward.

1318
01:03:51,505 --> 01:03:52,838
Okay, ladies.

1319
01:03:52,921 --> 01:03:54,338
Let's breathe in.

1320
01:03:54,421 --> 01:03:56,630
Plié and bring your arms up!

1321
01:03:57,171 --> 01:03:59,796
And exhale and go all the way down.

1322
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:01,880
Ow!

1323
01:04:01,963 --> 01:04:03,838
Let's hang here for a minute.

1324
01:04:04,463 --> 01:04:07,088
And slowly roll up.

1325
01:04:08,130 --> 01:04:10,630
Feel your spine.

1326
01:04:10,713 --> 01:04:11,713
Yeah.

1327
01:04:11,796 --> 01:04:14,130
- Roll your shoulders back.

1328
01:04:14,213 --> 01:04:15,921
-Nice.
- Excuse me.

1329
01:04:16,005 --> 01:04:18,338
-Can I get a word, please?
-Where's Helen?

1330
01:04:18,838 --> 01:04:20,255
I'm taking her out of this club.

1331
01:04:20,338 --> 01:04:22,171
It's obvious she can't handle
the peer pressure.

1332
01:04:22,255 --> 01:04:24,588
What are you talking about, peer pressure?
That's absurd.

1333
01:04:24,671 --> 01:04:27,213
-Look at me when you talk to me.
-Not only do you break her ankle,

1334
01:04:27,296 --> 01:04:29,505
now you wanna publicly humiliate her again

1335
01:04:29,921 --> 01:04:31,338
with this stupid dance competition.

1336
01:04:31,421 --> 01:04:33,255
No, Helen is a really big part
of this team.

1337
01:04:33,338 --> 01:04:35,171
You can't just
take her out of the competition.

1338
01:04:35,255 --> 01:04:38,630
Step back and let the adults talk. I don't
need a little slut telling me what to do.

1339
01:04:38,713 --> 01:04:39,796
-What?

1340
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:41,588
What did you just call her?

1341
01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:44,546
-Oh. Now that was...
-No, seriously.

1342
01:04:44,796 --> 01:04:46,796
-That...
-What did you just call her?

1343
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:49,005
-That was out of line, I apologize.
-Say it again!

1344
01:04:49,088 --> 01:04:51,963
-I dare you! What did you call her?
-Please get your hand-- Ma'am, get--

1345
01:04:52,046 --> 01:04:53,505
Ma'am, get your hand out of my face.

1346
01:04:53,588 --> 01:04:55,046
-Don't tell me what to do!
-Okay.

1347
01:04:55,588 --> 01:04:56,421
I...

1348
01:04:56,505 --> 01:04:57,671
Okay, I'm-- I'm leaving.

1349
01:04:58,005 --> 01:04:59,505
I'll go.

1350
01:05:06,630 --> 01:05:10,838
<i>♪ Because your good girl's gonna go bad ♪</i>

1351
01:05:12,213 --> 01:05:15,921
<i>♪ I'm gonna be the swinginest swinger</i>
<i>You've ever had ♪</i>

1352
01:05:17,213 --> 01:05:20,046
<i>♪ If you like 'em painted up</i>
<i>Powdered up ♪</i>

1353
01:05:20,838 --> 01:05:22,088
<i>♪ Then you oughta be glad ♪</i>

1354
01:05:22,463 --> 01:05:26,880
<i>♪ 'Cause your good girl's gonna go bad ♪</i>

1355
01:05:27,671 --> 01:05:29,046
-Yeah!

1356
01:05:30,421 --> 01:05:34,338
<i>♪ I'll even learn</i>
<i>To like the taste of whisky ♪</i>

1357
01:05:34,588 --> 01:05:36,796
I'd like to propose a toast to Helen.

1358
01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:39,088
-To Helen!
-To Helen!

1359
01:05:39,171 --> 01:05:40,088
-To Helen!
-To Helen!

1360
01:05:40,171 --> 01:05:42,213
May she outlive her children.

1361
01:05:42,296 --> 01:05:43,963
Yeah! Hear, hear!

1362
01:05:44,213 --> 01:05:45,630
I'm glad I didn't have any.

1363
01:05:45,713 --> 01:05:47,171
Whoo! Yes!

1364
01:05:48,171 --> 01:05:49,171
That feels good.

1365
01:05:49,255 --> 01:05:50,671
- Wow.
- Wow!

1366
01:05:50,755 --> 01:05:52,213
Just a little Sprite.

1367
01:05:52,921 --> 01:05:57,796
Um, excuse me for a minute,
but I left a little something on lane 20.

1368
01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:00,338
-Ooh!
-Oh!

1369
01:06:00,421 --> 01:06:01,463
Is that a little something?

1370
01:06:01,546 --> 01:06:02,880
-Wow.
-Careful, baby.

1371
01:06:03,463 --> 01:06:05,713
He's kinda cute, don't you think?

1372
01:06:05,796 --> 01:06:07,171
Go, Alice!

1373
01:06:07,921 --> 01:06:09,546
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

1374
01:06:09,630 --> 01:06:11,130
Whoo!

1375
01:06:12,463 --> 01:06:16,088
Can you believe she's the same woman
who wasn't allowed to join the club?

1376
01:06:16,171 --> 01:06:18,463
She should've killed that husband
years ago.

1377
01:06:18,546 --> 01:06:20,588
Yeah!

1378
01:06:20,671 --> 01:06:21,963
- Whoo!
- Joy!

1379
01:06:22,046 --> 01:06:23,171
Kill the husband.

1380
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:24,838
Yes.

1381
01:06:26,005 --> 01:06:26,838
Sheryl,

1382
01:06:26,921 --> 01:06:30,005
that was so badass of you
to stick up for me back there.

1383
01:06:30,088 --> 01:06:31,046
Oh.

1384
01:06:31,463 --> 01:06:32,963
You're one of us now.

1385
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:35,838
Except with higher boobies.

1386
01:06:37,171 --> 01:06:39,463
-Higher boobies!
-Higher boobies!

1387
01:06:41,338 --> 01:06:42,880
And she scores!

1388
01:06:43,046 --> 01:06:44,630
Grab for the joy.

1389
01:06:44,713 --> 01:06:47,421
It is so great to see you so happy.

1390
01:06:47,921 --> 01:06:50,505
I think maybe more alcohol in my life
or something.

1391
01:06:52,088 --> 01:06:53,463
Okay, we all love you!

1392
01:06:53,546 --> 01:06:54,838
Yeah!

1393
01:06:55,088 --> 01:06:56,255
We just love!

1394
01:06:56,713 --> 01:06:58,088
Yeah!

1395
01:07:03,671 --> 01:07:05,671
I'll be right back. I'll be right back.

1396
01:07:08,421 --> 01:07:10,546
Okay, you want me
to come with you?

1397
01:07:50,380 --> 01:07:51,546
Why didn't you tell me?

1398
01:07:52,046 --> 01:07:52,963
Why would I?

1399
01:07:54,046 --> 01:07:57,880
Because you tell your friends
when you got cancer, for Christ's sake.

1400
01:07:58,713 --> 01:07:59,546
Yeah.

1401
01:08:02,338 --> 01:08:03,171
Anyway...

1402
01:08:04,921 --> 01:08:07,171
The doctor says you'll be out tomorrow.

1403
01:08:07,255 --> 01:08:09,713
And once they drain away all the fluid,

1404
01:08:09,796 --> 01:08:11,588
you'll be feeling fine, and...

1405
01:08:11,671 --> 01:08:14,338
that's good because
the competition's in three days.

1406
01:08:14,921 --> 01:08:15,755
I'm not going.

1407
01:08:16,213 --> 01:08:18,505
Oh, yes, you are. The hell you're not.

1408
01:08:18,588 --> 01:08:20,963
-No, you don't even need me! What am I--
-Yes, we--

1409
01:08:21,046 --> 01:08:22,796
Of course we need you!

1410
01:08:23,088 --> 01:08:24,255
You're the leader.

1411
01:08:24,671 --> 01:08:27,713
And I'm not gonna let you quit
just like that.

1412
01:08:27,796 --> 01:08:29,921
You are coming to the competition

1413
01:08:30,338 --> 01:08:32,421
if I have to drag you there myself.

1414
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:36,755
I'm dying.

1415
01:08:42,755 --> 01:08:43,588
Well...

1416
01:08:45,546 --> 01:08:48,088
you were dying yesterday, and you're...

1417
01:08:48,171 --> 01:08:50,421
you're gonna be dying next week.

1418
01:08:51,921 --> 01:08:53,130
And in the meantime,

1419
01:08:54,171 --> 01:08:56,130
you should be dancing your ass off.

1420
01:08:57,671 --> 01:08:59,546
Isn't that what this was all about?

1421
01:09:03,463 --> 01:09:04,546
I'm scared.

1422
01:09:09,463 --> 01:09:11,713
-I'm scared, okay?
-I know, I know.

1423
01:09:11,796 --> 01:09:13,963
I'm sorry, it's just--

1424
01:09:14,046 --> 01:09:16,171
I know you're scared, of course.

1425
01:09:16,838 --> 01:09:18,130
I'm so scared.

1426
01:09:18,838 --> 01:09:21,713
Sometimes you just
have to look that shit in the face

1427
01:09:21,796 --> 01:09:23,171
and tell it to go to hell.

1428
01:09:27,713 --> 01:09:28,713
Thank you.

1429
01:09:28,796 --> 01:09:30,296
-Okay.

1430
01:09:31,921 --> 01:09:32,838
Thank you...

1431
01:09:35,671 --> 01:09:37,130
for being my friend.

1432
01:09:41,255 --> 01:09:43,088
-Your feet are cold.
-I know.

1433
01:10:13,796 --> 01:10:15,838
-I don't think she's coming.
- Mm-mm.

1434
01:10:15,921 --> 01:10:17,963
- Yeah, I don't know.
-We're gonna be late.

1435
01:10:18,338 --> 01:10:19,546
Maybe we should just go on--

1436
01:10:19,630 --> 01:10:22,546
No, Ruby! You sit your ass down.

1437
01:10:22,796 --> 01:10:25,755
Nobody's going anywhere without Martha.

1438
01:10:29,046 --> 01:10:29,880
It's okay.

1439
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:31,713
Oh!

1440
01:10:32,713 --> 01:10:33,546
See?

1441
01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:35,546
She's here! What took you so long?

1442
01:10:35,630 --> 01:10:37,838
-Oh, I know. I know, I know.
-Girl, what took you so long?

1443
01:10:37,921 --> 01:10:41,421
-Well, everybody's here.
-No, we got a stop to make.

1444
01:10:42,463 --> 01:10:43,338
Okay?

1445
01:10:43,921 --> 01:10:45,463
-We gotta get Helen.
- Hey, I--

1446
01:10:46,005 --> 01:10:48,088
I can't do this.

1447
01:10:48,171 --> 01:10:49,963
Yes, you can.
You're gonna be fine.

1448
01:10:50,046 --> 01:10:53,130
And Chloe, why don't you sit in the front
with Ben, okay?

1449
01:10:53,213 --> 01:10:54,421
-All right.
-All right.

1450
01:10:56,921 --> 01:10:58,380
Do you want some free advice?

1451
01:10:58,713 --> 01:10:59,713
Sure.

1452
01:11:00,130 --> 01:11:03,505
You cannot wait
for Chloe to notice you, okay?

1453
01:11:03,588 --> 01:11:05,171
What? I'm not!

1454
01:11:05,255 --> 01:11:06,130
Yeah, no, no.

1455
01:11:06,213 --> 01:11:08,796
A girl like that,
she gets a lot of attention,

1456
01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:11,755
and you have to be reckless. Right?

1457
01:11:12,255 --> 01:11:13,088
What does that mean?

1458
01:11:13,171 --> 01:11:14,671
It means life is short,

1459
01:11:15,005 --> 01:11:17,046
and make your move already, okay?

1460
01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:34,296
<i>Back to throw,</i>
<i>across the middle...</i>

1461
01:11:37,963 --> 01:11:39,630
-Well...
<i>-</i>Shit! Tom is here!

1462
01:11:39,838 --> 01:11:41,755
Oh, shit. Okay, we need a distraction.

1463
01:11:42,005 --> 01:11:42,838
I mean...

1464
01:11:43,380 --> 01:11:44,630
Oh, God!

1465
01:11:45,671 --> 01:11:47,296
I love being a cheerleader.

1466
01:11:47,796 --> 01:11:48,755
Do it, do it!

1467
01:11:49,546 --> 01:11:51,880
- <i>At the 35-30 yard line...</i>

1468
01:11:54,505 --> 01:11:55,505
Is that our car?

1469
01:12:05,171 --> 01:12:06,880
Oh. Son of a...

1470
01:12:12,421 --> 01:12:13,630
What are you doing here?

1471
01:12:15,755 --> 01:12:17,171
It's a rescue mission!

1472
01:12:24,005 --> 01:12:25,088
Now, shh!

1473
01:12:25,171 --> 01:12:26,171
Now be quiet!

1474
01:12:26,255 --> 01:12:27,296
All right, come on.

1475
01:12:27,505 --> 01:12:28,338
Oh, Jesus!

1476
01:12:30,921 --> 01:12:33,588
-Security, Chief Carl.
-Carl, you're not gonna believe this shit.

1477
01:12:33,671 --> 01:12:36,380
Somebody threw a rock
into my goddamn window!

1478
01:12:36,463 --> 01:12:37,963
Any idea who might've done it?

1479
01:12:38,755 --> 01:12:40,505
The gang she's always hanging around with?

1480
01:12:40,588 --> 01:12:41,796
Ah, hurry!

1481
01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:43,380
-Oh, shit!
-Watch that tree.

1482
01:12:43,463 --> 01:12:44,338
No, no, no, wait!

1483
01:12:46,630 --> 01:12:47,546
Call Vicki.

1484
01:12:47,796 --> 01:12:49,671
Sweetie, she's not in here.

1485
01:12:50,046 --> 01:12:51,005
What?

1486
01:12:51,088 --> 01:12:52,046
Door closing!

1487
01:12:52,130 --> 01:12:54,046
Okay, go, go, go!

1488
01:12:54,130 --> 01:12:56,588
Thank God! Praise Jesus!

1489
01:12:56,671 --> 01:12:59,796
-Come on, let's go, go, go!
-You gotta be kiddin' me!

1490
01:13:03,588 --> 01:13:06,338
Mother! Get out of the van, now.

1491
01:13:08,005 --> 01:13:09,296
-Yeah!

1492
01:13:09,380 --> 01:13:11,505
Who's the little slut now?

1493
01:13:20,463 --> 01:13:21,505
Please, stop!

1494
01:13:22,046 --> 01:13:24,046
And Dorris, get out.<i> </i>Please, get out.

1495
01:13:24,213 --> 01:13:26,088
Please, get out.<i> </i>Out!

1496
01:13:26,171 --> 01:13:27,421
Out! Out!

1497
01:13:27,505 --> 01:13:28,630
Okay, let's go, Carl.

1498
01:13:28,713 --> 01:13:30,005
-All right. Hang on.
-Let's go.

1499
01:13:30,088 --> 01:13:31,380
-You in?

1500
01:13:31,838 --> 01:13:33,088
Oh, there they are!

1501
01:13:33,171 --> 01:13:34,796
-Come on! Cut 'em off!
-Hey.

1502
01:13:37,171 --> 01:13:38,588
Oh! Oh!

1503
01:13:41,630 --> 01:13:45,046
Turn off the engine
and step out of the vehicle!

1504
01:13:45,338 --> 01:13:46,630
Drive, drive!

1505
01:13:46,713 --> 01:13:48,505
-Go, go!
-Go!

1506
01:13:48,588 --> 01:13:49,546
Oh, my God.

1507
01:13:49,630 --> 01:13:51,588
-Where are they goin'?
-Just follow 'em.

1508
01:13:51,671 --> 01:13:53,088
-Follow them where?
-Just follow--

1509
01:13:53,171 --> 01:13:55,505
Just follow them! Just turn around!

1510
01:13:56,421 --> 01:13:57,671
Today, Carl!

1511
01:13:58,130 --> 01:13:58,963
Oh!

1512
01:13:59,921 --> 01:14:02,088
Oh, my God! Oh, my gosh!

1513
01:14:02,505 --> 01:14:03,338
Oh!

1514
01:14:03,963 --> 01:14:06,088
Well, can you turn this thing on?

1515
01:14:06,171 --> 01:14:07,171
The siren, the...

1516
01:14:07,255 --> 01:14:09,380
-Oh! Okay! All right!

1517
01:14:11,588 --> 01:14:12,921
Why are we chasing them again?

1518
01:14:13,296 --> 01:14:15,713
What? Oh, for pity's sake!

1519
01:14:16,171 --> 01:14:19,046
They are an unofficial club.

1520
01:14:20,005 --> 01:14:21,421
Go faster!

1521
01:14:21,505 --> 01:14:23,421
It does not go any faster!

1522
01:14:23,796 --> 01:14:25,213
-Floor it!
-It's floored!

1523
01:14:25,296 --> 01:14:27,296
Well, this was a ridiculous purchase,

1524
01:14:27,380 --> 01:14:29,505
and I don't know why
you didn't express that

1525
01:14:29,588 --> 01:14:31,380
at the time the check was being written!

1526
01:14:36,546 --> 01:14:37,463
Oh!

1527
01:14:38,130 --> 01:14:39,546
Hi, Vicki!

1528
01:14:55,963 --> 01:14:57,380
Where are you all going?

1529
01:14:57,463 --> 01:14:59,713
Heading to the cheerleading competition.
Wanna go?

1530
01:15:00,171 --> 01:15:02,338
Is that a serious question, David?

1531
01:15:03,380 --> 01:15:05,171
And what do you think you're doing?

1532
01:15:05,255 --> 01:15:07,171
-I wanna see what's gonna happen.
-Come on, Carl!

1533
01:15:07,255 --> 01:15:08,421
-Well, go on, then!
-I'm going.

1534
01:15:08,505 --> 01:15:10,755
-Just go on with your bad self!
- I am going!

1535
01:15:10,838 --> 01:15:12,171
Panty-chaser!

1536
01:15:12,255 --> 01:15:13,213
Turncoat!

1537
01:15:13,296 --> 01:15:15,463
Sticks and stones, Vicki!
Sticks and stones!

1538
01:15:15,921 --> 01:15:16,796
Traitor!

1539
01:15:21,838 --> 01:15:22,796
Hurry!

1540
01:15:23,546 --> 01:15:25,421
We're late! Go in! Okay!

1541
01:15:26,005 --> 01:15:26,963
The music!

1542
01:15:27,046 --> 01:15:28,046
Here, I got it, I got it.

1543
01:15:28,130 --> 01:15:30,171
Yeah. I'll check us in. Don't worry.
Here, you got it?

1544
01:15:30,255 --> 01:15:31,088
I got it.

1545
01:15:31,171 --> 01:15:33,171
Thank you. Um, hi. Where do I sign in?

1546
01:15:33,588 --> 01:15:35,880
Sure, which squad
is your granddaughter competing in?

1547
01:15:37,130 --> 01:15:39,338
Uh, my granddaughter is not competing.

1548
01:15:40,213 --> 01:15:42,130
I am. Sun Springs.

1549
01:15:42,546 --> 01:15:43,421
And, um...

1550
01:15:43,505 --> 01:15:45,671
It says here you've been disqualified.

1551
01:15:48,380 --> 01:15:49,921
Just breathe, stretch.

1552
01:15:50,338 --> 01:15:51,963
-You got this.
-Yeah.

1553
01:15:52,046 --> 01:15:55,255
Don't even worry about it. Just worry
about your routine and everything.

1554
01:15:56,588 --> 01:15:57,630
You need anything?

1555
01:15:57,713 --> 01:15:59,755
-Yes, air.
- Mmm.

1556
01:15:59,838 --> 01:16:01,130
Yeah. You just gotta breathe.

1557
01:16:01,213 --> 01:16:02,755
Our next squad performing...

1558
01:16:02,838 --> 01:16:04,130
Oh, shit.

1559
01:16:04,213 --> 01:16:06,046
...for the very first time,

1560
01:16:06,130 --> 01:16:08,755
all the way from Jacksonville, Florida.

1561
01:16:10,130 --> 01:16:12,296
What are you doing here?
I thought you quit.

1562
01:16:12,713 --> 01:16:13,671
We came to cheer.

1563
01:16:15,921 --> 01:16:17,213
Are you serious?

1564
01:16:17,296 --> 01:16:19,546
- Cannot be serious.
- They're competing?

1565
01:16:19,838 --> 01:16:20,671
Yeah.

1566
01:16:20,755 --> 01:16:22,213
-We are.

1567
01:16:22,296 --> 01:16:23,130
Uh...

1568
01:16:25,005 --> 01:16:26,130
Okay.

1569
01:16:26,796 --> 01:16:27,963
Pathetic.

1570
01:16:28,338 --> 01:16:29,921
-Bye.
- Bye, good luck.

1571
01:16:30,255 --> 01:16:31,130
Good luck.

1572
01:16:32,463 --> 01:16:33,296
Hey!

1573
01:16:34,171 --> 01:16:36,921
Hey. What'd she mean about you quitting?

1574
01:16:37,421 --> 01:16:40,380
Oh, I was just too busy, you know,
with school and everything.

1575
01:16:40,463 --> 01:16:41,588
I-I couldn't do both.

1576
01:16:41,671 --> 01:16:43,880
Oh, honey. I'm sorry.

1577
01:16:44,213 --> 01:16:45,838
We didn't want you quitting for us.

1578
01:16:45,921 --> 01:16:48,130
No, no, no, no, no. I-I wanted to.

1579
01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:52,630
I've never had a grandma before,
and now it's like I have eight.

1580
01:16:55,171 --> 01:16:56,796
Oh.

1581
01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:10,671
Your group is too old to compete.

1582
01:17:10,755 --> 01:17:13,671
The entry form says
there's an 18 and over category,

1583
01:17:13,755 --> 01:17:14,921
and we're over 18.

1584
01:17:15,005 --> 01:17:18,421
-This competition is for young women only.
-What's going on here?

1585
01:17:18,505 --> 01:17:19,463
Oh, my God!

1586
01:17:19,546 --> 01:17:20,713
Oh, Chief Carl.

1587
01:17:21,838 --> 01:17:24,755
Well, she's saying that we can't compete.

1588
01:17:25,005 --> 01:17:27,255
You didn't mention
your age on the application.

1589
01:17:27,921 --> 01:17:28,755
Chief Carl.

1590
01:17:29,588 --> 01:17:30,546
Special Branch Division.

1591
01:17:31,171 --> 01:17:33,713
You're in express violation
of both State and Federal law.

1592
01:17:33,796 --> 01:17:35,671
Statute 42, Section 8, Verse 3.

1593
01:17:36,005 --> 01:17:37,880
If you don't let these women compete,

1594
01:17:37,963 --> 01:17:39,921
I'm gonna have to haul your ass
down to the station

1595
01:17:40,005 --> 01:17:42,463
and throw the book at you
for age discrimination.

1596
01:17:42,921 --> 01:17:45,380
Now, we can do this the easy way,

1597
01:17:46,005 --> 01:17:47,338
or we can do it the hard way.

1598
01:17:47,796 --> 01:17:50,255
And just for the record,
I prefer the hard way.

1599
01:17:53,921 --> 01:17:55,171
You're on in ten minutes.

1600
01:17:56,755 --> 01:17:57,963
God, that was amazing!

1601
01:17:58,046 --> 01:18:00,838
I can't believe they fell for it.
I made the whole thing up right there!

1602
01:18:00,921 --> 01:18:02,546
You did, didn't you? Come on, let's go.

1603
01:18:11,630 --> 01:18:13,421
Oh, jeez. Oh, my God.

1604
01:18:13,505 --> 01:18:16,671
What took you so long?
Everybody's freaking out!

1605
01:18:16,755 --> 01:18:17,755
I feel sick!

1606
01:18:17,838 --> 01:18:21,088
My stupid dickhead husband was right!
I can't do this!

1607
01:18:21,171 --> 01:18:22,796
Yeah, you're not going anywhere. No.

1608
01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:25,046
-No, no, no, no.
-All right, ladies. Huddle up. Come on.

1609
01:18:25,130 --> 01:18:26,546
-Okay, let's huddle.
-Come on.

1610
01:18:26,630 --> 01:18:27,630
Phew, okay.

1611
01:18:27,838 --> 01:18:28,755
Come on.

1612
01:18:29,421 --> 01:18:32,046
Guys, don't worry about the audience!

1613
01:18:32,338 --> 01:18:35,130
Just follow each other
like we practiced, okay?

1614
01:18:35,213 --> 01:18:36,255
We got this.

1615
01:18:37,546 --> 01:18:38,671
-Martha?
- Hmm?

1616
01:18:38,921 --> 01:18:40,380
Anything you'd like to add?

1617
01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:44,630
I know I told you we could do this.

1618
01:18:45,130 --> 01:18:48,463
But the truth is I have no idea
what's gonna happen out there.

1619
01:18:48,546 --> 01:18:50,671
Maybe we'll make
fools of ourselves, right?

1620
01:18:52,546 --> 01:18:54,380
But I do know one thing.

1621
01:18:56,005 --> 01:18:58,255
There's no one
I'd rather go out there with...

1622
01:18:58,671 --> 01:19:00,088
than you ladies.

1623
01:19:02,630 --> 01:19:06,880
I love you! I love you all! Okay?

1624
01:19:06,963 --> 01:19:08,296
Now, I know you're scared.

1625
01:19:08,380 --> 01:19:10,088
Whoo! I'm scared, too.

1626
01:19:10,588 --> 01:19:11,463
Scared?

1627
01:19:12,838 --> 01:19:13,880
But, you know,

1628
01:19:13,963 --> 01:19:18,505
sometimes you just have to look that shit
in the face and tell it to go to hell!

1629
01:19:24,213 --> 01:19:25,088
Yes! Yes, yes, yes!

1630
01:19:27,380 --> 01:19:28,713
<i>♪ Drop it ♪</i>

1631
01:19:29,005 --> 01:19:31,588
They're
the Southern Attitude Cheerleaders!

1632
01:19:31,671 --> 01:19:33,796
And they showed us that attitude
this year!

1633
01:19:35,213 --> 01:19:40,171
Our next squad comes
from the Sun Springs Retirement Community.

1634
01:19:42,505 --> 01:19:43,380
Seriously?

1635
01:19:53,005 --> 01:19:54,421
-Hey.
-Hey.

1636
01:20:01,171 --> 01:20:02,213
<i>♪ Three, six, nine ♪</i>

1637
01:20:02,546 --> 01:20:03,963
<i>♪ The goose drank wine ♪</i>

1638
01:20:04,046 --> 01:20:06,588
<i>♪ The monkey chew tobacco</i>
<i>On the street car line ♪</i>

1639
01:20:06,671 --> 01:20:08,213
<i>♪ The line broke ♪</i>

1640
01:20:08,296 --> 01:20:09,588
<i>♪ The monkey got choked ♪</i>

1641
01:20:09,671 --> 01:20:12,255
<i>♪ And they all went to heaven</i>
<i>In a little rowboat ♪</i>

1642
01:20:12,338 --> 01:20:13,338
<i>♪ Clap, pat ♪</i>

1643
01:20:13,630 --> 01:20:14,755
<i>♪ Clap, pat ♪</i>

1644
01:20:15,130 --> 01:20:16,213
<i>♪ Clap, pat ♪</i>

1645
01:20:16,713 --> 01:20:17,963
<i>♪ Clap, slap ♪</i>

1646
01:20:18,046 --> 01:20:19,130
<i>♪ Clap, pat ♪</i>

1647
01:20:19,213 --> 01:20:21,838
<i>♪ Clap your hand</i>
<i>Pat it on your partner's hand ♪</i>

1648
01:20:22,213 --> 01:20:23,213
<i>♪ Right hand ♪</i>

1649
01:20:23,671 --> 01:20:24,588
Oh, my Olive.

1650
01:20:25,671 --> 01:20:26,505
They're amazing!

1651
01:20:26,588 --> 01:20:28,421
<i>♪ Pat you partner's left palm ♪</i>

1652
01:20:28,713 --> 01:20:30,921
<i>♪ My mother told me ♪</i>

1653
01:20:31,755 --> 01:20:33,880
<i>♪ If I was goody ♪</i>

1654
01:20:34,505 --> 01:20:36,630
<i>♪ That she would buy me ♪</i>

1655
01:20:37,588 --> 01:20:39,588
<i>♪ A rubber dolly ♪</i>

1656
01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:41,671
<i>-♪ Let me see you make it clap now ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1657
01:20:41,755 --> 01:20:44,338
<i>♪ Clap your hands</i>
<i>And pat it on your partner's ♪</i>

1658
01:20:44,421 --> 01:20:47,505
<i>♪ Clap your hands</i>
<i>And cross it on your left arm ♪</i>

1659
01:20:47,588 --> 01:20:49,755
<i>♪ Pat your hand</i>
<i>Now up on your right arm ♪</i>

1660
01:20:49,838 --> 01:20:51,338
<i>♪ Now up on your right arm ♪</i>

1661
01:20:51,421 --> 01:20:52,838
<i>♪ If you press along, long ♪</i>

1662
01:20:53,380 --> 01:20:56,130
<i>♪ Clap your hands</i>
<i>And put it on your partner's ♪</i>

1663
01:20:56,296 --> 01:20:59,005
<i>♪ Clap your hands</i>
<i>And cross it on your left arm ♪</i>

1664
01:20:59,088 --> 01:21:00,171
The music's perfect.

1665
01:21:00,255 --> 01:21:02,880
<i>♪ Now up on your right arm</i>
<i>Now up on your right arm ♪</i>

1666
01:21:02,963 --> 01:21:04,713
<i>♪ If you press along, long ♪</i>

1667
01:21:04,796 --> 01:21:05,963
<i>♪ My mother told me ♪</i>

1668
01:21:06,630 --> 01:21:09,046
<i>♪ If I was goody ♪</i>

1669
01:21:09,546 --> 01:21:12,296
<i>♪ That she would buy me ♪</i>

1670
01:21:12,380 --> 01:21:14,921
<i>♪ A rubber dolly ♪</i>

1671
01:21:15,338 --> 01:21:17,421
<i>♪ My aunty told her ♪</i>

1672
01:21:18,255 --> 01:21:20,213
<i>♪ I kissed a soldier ♪</i>

1673
01:21:21,213 --> 01:21:22,671
<i>♪ Now she won't buy me ♪</i>

1674
01:21:22,755 --> 01:21:23,630
Now.

1675
01:21:24,130 --> 01:21:25,338
<i>♪ A rubber dolly ♪</i>

1676
01:21:25,421 --> 01:21:26,255
Whoo!

1677
01:21:27,588 --> 01:21:28,671
<i>♪ Never ♪</i>

1678
01:21:29,130 --> 01:21:30,213
<i>♪ Never ♪</i>

1679
01:21:30,630 --> 01:21:31,921
<i>♪ Never ♪</i>

1680
01:21:36,005 --> 01:21:37,171
Yeah!

1681
01:21:37,255 --> 01:21:38,338
Whoo!

1682
01:21:38,421 --> 01:21:39,963
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

1683
01:21:40,338 --> 01:21:41,505
Whoo!

1684
01:21:48,213 --> 01:21:51,046
<i>♪ Spread it like peanut butter jelly ♪</i>

1685
01:21:52,171 --> 01:21:54,338
<i>♪ Do it like I owe you some money ♪</i>

1686
01:21:56,046 --> 01:21:58,421
<i>♪ Spread it like peanut butter jelly ♪</i>

1687
01:21:59,630 --> 01:22:02,005
<i>♪ Do it like I owe you some money ♪</i>

1688
01:22:02,255 --> 01:22:03,880
<i>♪ Money, money ♪</i>

1689
01:22:07,421 --> 01:22:08,755
<i>♪ Spread it like ♪</i>

1690
01:22:16,130 --> 01:22:17,880
<i>♪ I'll give you something to do ♪</i>

1691
01:22:29,963 --> 01:22:31,130
Whoo!

1692
01:22:33,338 --> 01:22:36,255
That was
the Sun Springs All Stars

1693
01:22:36,338 --> 01:22:38,630
from Sun Springs Retirement Community.

1694
01:22:39,213 --> 01:22:42,546
What a performance!
What a response from the audience!

1695
01:22:54,171 --> 01:22:55,171
Thank you!

1696
01:23:37,921 --> 01:23:38,963
Coming up next,

1697
01:23:39,046 --> 01:23:42,838
a special performance
by the Sun Springs Cheerleaders

1698
01:23:42,921 --> 01:23:44,880
supporting ovarian cancer research

1699
01:23:45,296 --> 01:23:47,546
in memory of Martha Walker.

1700
01:23:49,796 --> 01:23:51,213
Okay, everyone. Two minutes.

1701
01:23:52,046 --> 01:23:52,963
Let's huddle in.

1702
01:23:53,630 --> 01:23:54,755
Huddle in.

1703
01:23:57,546 --> 01:23:59,338
All right, don't worry about the crowd.

1704
01:23:59,880 --> 01:24:01,296
It's just us out there.

1705
01:24:02,546 --> 01:24:03,380
You got this.

1706
01:24:05,963 --> 01:24:08,046
Sheryl, anything you'd like to add?

1707
01:24:09,546 --> 01:24:10,588
Just one thing.

1708
01:24:12,130 --> 01:24:13,296
We're doing this...

1709
01:24:14,130 --> 01:24:15,005
for Martha.

1710
01:24:19,088 --> 01:24:20,046
For Martha.

1711
01:25:34,588 --> 01:25:35,546
<i>♪ Spread it like ♪</i>

1712
01:25:38,421 --> 01:25:39,630
<i>♪ Visualize it ♪</i>

1713
01:25:39,713 --> 01:25:41,546
<i>♪ I'll give you something to do ♪</i>

1714
01:25:50,505 --> 01:25:51,588
<i>♪ Spread it like ♪</i>

1715
01:25:51,838 --> 01:25:54,380
<i>♪ Sleepless nights at the chateau ♪</i>

1716
01:25:54,463 --> 01:25:55,463
<i>♪ Visualize it ♪</i>

1717
01:25:55,546 --> 01:25:57,463
<i>♪ I'll give you something to do ♪</i>

1718
01:25:59,171 --> 01:26:01,671
<i>♪ Kush, kush wherever we go ♪</i>

1719
01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:02,838
<i>♪ Visualize it ♪</i>

1720
01:26:03,046 --> 01:26:05,005
<i>♪ I'll give you something to do ♪</i>

1721
01:26:05,921 --> 01:26:08,380
<i>♪ To get a wildfire burning ♪</i>

1722
01:26:08,463 --> 01:26:09,588
<i>♪ Visualize it ♪</i>

1723
01:26:09,671 --> 01:26:11,505
<i>♪ I'll give you something to do ♪</i>

1724
01:26:13,421 --> 01:26:15,755
<i>♪ Ace high, I'm going all in ♪</i>

1725
01:26:15,963 --> 01:26:16,796
<i>♪ Visualize it ♪</i>

1726
01:26:17,130 --> 01:26:18,796
<i>♪ I'll give you something to do ♪</i>

1727
01:26:22,963 --> 01:26:24,255
<i>♪ Come on, everybody ♪</i>

1728
01:26:25,380 --> 01:26:27,671
<i>♪ I say let's play a game ♪</i>

1729
01:26:28,296 --> 01:26:30,838
<i>♪ I betcha I can make a rhyme ♪</i>

1730
01:26:31,421 --> 01:26:33,505
<i>♪ Out of anybody's name ♪</i>

1731
01:26:34,005 --> 01:26:34,880
<i>♪ Sheryl, Sheryl ♪</i>

1732
01:26:34,963 --> 01:26:36,213
<i>♪ Sheryl, Sheryl, bo baron ♪</i>

1733
01:26:36,296 --> 01:26:37,838
<i>♪ Banana fanna fo faron ♪</i>

1734
01:26:37,921 --> 01:26:39,671
<i>♪ Fee fi mo maron ♪</i>

1735
01:26:40,046 --> 01:26:42,255
<i>♪ Sheryl ♪</i>

1736
01:26:42,630 --> 01:26:43,880
<i>-♪ Who's next? ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Alice! ♪</i>

1737
01:26:43,963 --> 01:26:45,213
<i>♪ Alice, Alice, bo balice ♪</i>

1738
01:26:45,296 --> 01:26:46,880
<i>♪ Banana fanna fo falice ♪</i>

1739
01:26:46,963 --> 01:26:48,380
<i>♪ Fee fi mo malice ♪</i>

1740
01:26:48,463 --> 01:26:50,046
<i>♪ Alice ♪</i>

1741
01:26:50,130 --> 01:26:51,380
<i>-♪ Now Olive ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Olive! ♪</i>

1742
01:26:51,463 --> 01:26:52,713
<i>♪ Olive, Olive, bo bolive ♪</i>

1743
01:26:52,796 --> 01:26:54,380
<i>♪ Banana fanna fo folive ♪</i>

1744
01:26:54,463 --> 01:26:55,880
<i>♪ Fee fi mo molive ♪</i>

1745
01:26:55,963 --> 01:26:57,380
<i>-♪ Olive ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Evelyn! ♪</i>

1746
01:26:57,463 --> 01:26:59,255
<i>♪ Evelyn, Evenlyn, bo bevelyn ♪</i>

1747
01:26:59,338 --> 01:27:00,963
<i>♪ Banana fanna fo fevelyn ♪</i>

1748
01:27:01,046 --> 01:27:02,463
<i>♪ Mee mi moevylyn ♪</i>

1749
01:27:02,546 --> 01:27:03,380
<i>-♪ Evelyn ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Ruby! ♪</i>

1750
01:27:03,463 --> 01:27:04,713
<i>♪ Ruby, Ruby, bo booby ♪</i>

1751
01:27:04,796 --> 01:27:06,380
<i>♪ Banana fanna fo fooby♪</i>

1752
01:27:06,463 --> 01:27:07,838
<i>♪ Fee fi mo mooby ♪</i>

1753
01:27:07,921 --> 01:27:09,380
<i>-♪ Ruby ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Phyllis! ♪</i>

1754
01:27:09,463 --> 01:27:10,713
<i>♪ Phyllis, Phyllis, bo byllis ♪</i>

1755
01:27:10,796 --> 01:27:12,338
<i>♪ Banana fanna fo fyllis ♪</i>

1756
01:27:12,421 --> 01:27:13,880
<i>♪ Fee fi mo myllis ♪</i>

1757
01:27:13,963 --> 01:27:15,380
<i>-♪ Phyllis ♪</i>
<i>♪ Now Helen! ♪</i>

1758
01:27:15,463 --> 01:27:17,421
<i>♪ Helen, Helen, bo bellen ♪</i>

1759
01:27:17,505 --> 01:27:18,880
<i>♪ Banana fanna fo fellen ♪</i>

1760
01:27:18,963 --> 01:27:20,463
<i>♪ Fee fi mo mellen ♪</i>

1761
01:27:20,546 --> 01:27:21,380
<i>♪ Helen ♪</i>

1762
01:27:21,463 --> 01:27:22,921
<i>♪ Come on, everybody ♪</i>

1763
01:27:23,880 --> 01:27:26,338
<i>♪ I say let's play a game ♪</i>

1764
01:27:26,796 --> 01:27:29,546
<i>♪ I betcha I can make a rhyme ♪</i>

1765
01:27:30,005 --> 01:27:32,421
<i>♪ Out of anybody's name ♪</i>

1766
01:27:32,505 --> 01:27:33,380
<i>♪ Sing it with me ♪</i>

1767
01:27:33,463 --> 01:27:36,380
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1768
01:27:36,463 --> 01:27:38,505
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1769
01:27:38,588 --> 01:27:39,421
<i>♪ Martha ♪</i>

1770
01:27:39,505 --> 01:27:42,338
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1771
01:27:42,421 --> 01:27:45,130
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1772
01:27:45,213 --> 01:27:46,713
<i>♪ Yeah! ♪</i>