Adagio's "date" with Anon

>Thanks for agreeing to go out with me, Anon. I was literally going to kill myself if I spent any more time around those two idiots for just another minute...

>You start rubbing your forehead the moment she says "literally"
>she doesn't seem to notice, not that you care anyway, you had other plans for her and she was just following you like an annoying puppy
>"I mean seriously,if you have ever been to a food court on a Tuesday with Sonata, you might as well kiss your sanity goodbye."
>you stay silent, she seems ego-maniacal enough to just keep talking as if you were listening, and you weren't really interested in what she was saying at all. Only results.
>You make a turn on the alley, taking care to look back to make sure adagio is still following you.
>Finally, Adagio takes a moment to actually take in her surroundings. And was puzzled at the sudden detour taken.
>"Anon, why exactly did we turn down this dirty looking alley?"
>Your confidence is high, and you've come too far to let her get away.
>you give her a smug smile
"Because Adagio, through this door here is where real people come down to party"
>you step backwards to a door located to your right and grab the doorknob before giving Adagio a wide toothy smirk.
"ya in?"
>Adagio looked at your face, then the door. She couldn't hear anything going on past it. Maybe it went deep underground to avoid causing a ruckus to those who would call in the proper authorities.
>"she smirks back at you "I'm in, but only because I want to show you how a REAL party works. Because I can assure you, whatever is going on down there is nothing, and will be nothing until I step in. I just hope you can handle me Anon"
>you chuckle
"Don't get so cocky Adagio, you haven't seen my kind of parties. You aren't going to be the super star, I can promise you that."
>Adagio walks towards you and softly pushes you aside as she opens the door and steps inside "Please, as if someone like you knows anything about being....a...."
>Adagio fell silent as she entered a barely lit small room with only a single bed and a tv emitting a soft glow.

>before she could even finish that sentence, you club her on the back of the head. Knocking her out.
>Bueno
>you pick up her unconscious form and lay her on the bed.
>you head over to the bathroom, snickering to yourself as you pick up some rope and head back into the main room.
>you tie Adagio's legs to the bed. She wasn't going to need them for what you had planned. And you didn't need her trying to run.
>You go over to the TV to mess with some settings. The TV itself is set ontop of nightstamd. Not a very conventional way to set up a TV but whatever. You were just waiting for her to open her eyes.
>time passes.
>finally, she begins to moan awkwardly as her eyes slowly open.
>her eyes begin to adjust to the glow coming from the tv straight into her face as she looks forward.
>She can see you, sitting beside her, smiling a creepy smile at her that immediately sends a shiver down her spine.
"Finally awake, good. I was getting the urge to just poke your face until you woke up"
>Adagio doesn't even take the time to think or do anything else. She just lets out a screech and reaches her arms around your neck and begins to choke the life out of you.
>oh christ, maybe not tieing her arms was a bad idea.
>running low on air, and thinking fast. You headbutt her, you headbutt her hard enough to make her fall back.
>you quickly get up, and rush towards the bathroom to fetch more rope.
>Adagio wastes no time, she first tries to get up, but to no avail. her legs are tied. She leans up and towards her legs to untie the ropes frantically.

>you rush back out the bathroom and take notice of her trying to free herself from her bonds
>shes stops as you draw closer and puts her arms up
>"I don't know what your doing! But if you come any closer I'm going to ring that stupid little neck of yours! do you hear me?!"
>the intensity in her eyes is enough to make you rub your neck. You got lucky that time, no telling if you'd get lucky again if she somehow got a hold of your neck.
>Adagio looks upon you with disgust as you stand there contemplating
>"disgusting, and to think I gave a little worm like you a chance. I didn't think there were people more idiotic than those two, but there you are. You can't even kidnap a girl properly. Now just stand there while I untie myself and maybe I'll let you walk out of here in one piece."
>she tries to keep a focus on you and her bindings as she goes back to untying herself.
>you begin to rub your face. Maybe you'd still beable to do what you wanted to do if you HAD tied her hands up,.
>Welp, time for plan B.
>you ease backwards to the lightswitch as Adagio has trouble untying your multiknots.
>you flick the switch
>the room illuminates with light. taking adagio aback and temporarily blinding her due to her eyes not having time to fully adjust.
>You quickly punce on her, rope in tow, and take the advantage. managing to tie her hands together. However, it seemed she wasn't above biting and left you a few nips on your side.
>you quickly get off the bed, holding on to your minor bite wounds. and smile at her. taking special care to look at her binded hands to make sure they could still handle a "stick"
>Adagio was pretty angry, yelling at you. not only in a fit of rage. but hoping someone would hear her. Not knowing the room itself is completely sound proof "YOU PIG! HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME! DO YOU KNOW WHO I EVEN AM?!"
>having the upper hand, you smile at her as you go towards the draw of the nightstand and pull it open

"I know who you are, your a girl who suddenly became super hated when you couldn't sing anymore. Those two friends of yours must have been really annoying if you chose to go out with me."
>Adagio, looking at you with a stare full of animosity ".Hmph, better than some loser who couldn't get a date with even the least attractive girl in your school. The only reason I went out with you is because you seemed to be the only one to still understand the meaning of "talent""
>you don't even pay attention to her as you reach into the drawer to flick some sort of switch. the TV suddenly becomes darker for a few moments.
"pfft, I don't give a shit about any of that. I just needed SOMEONE to "party" with me, even if I had to kidnap them. Lucky for me you came along, huh?"
>Adagio took a moment to decipher what you mean by "party", suddenly her face fills with dread. "you...you don't mean to.." She begins to struggle "No! I'm NOT GOING TO LET YOU PUT YOUR DIRTY HANDS ON ME YOU SICK PERVERT! I AM ADAGIO! NOT SOME COMMON LITTLE HOMETOWN NITWIT"
>you ignore her cries
"I just hope you know how to handle a stick Adagio, because mine are still stiff and rarin' to go!"
>Adagio finally begins yelling for help, her pride diminished enough to allow any other to come to her rescue.
>it was time to "party"
>You reach into the drawer and pull out an object and toss it towards Adagio
>it's a N64 controller
>Even Adagio is confused by this as she stops her cries. "W-what is this?"
>suddenly the tv lights up in color as it yells out "MARIO PARTY!"
>you grab another controller and take a glace at Adagio's hands. They may be tied up, but they should beable to bend around enough to handle the controller.
"I've been waiting since this game came out to finally play with someone. Today is that day!"
>Adagio, confused and distraught, looks at the controller infront of her. Then at the screen "A-anon, isn't this....the very first Mario Party?"
>you nod

"Yup! I've been waiting that long! And given all the time we have now. We should beable to play all the boards in the amount of times my friends, if I had...any that is. And after all that, I'll let you go. Sounds fun right?"
>Adagio felt dread, and she slowly looked at you. Now realizing this is her fate. Maybe this was punishment for losing to the alt. mane 6. "Tell me Anon, exactly....how long that is?"
>you put a finger to your bottom lip as you begin to think
"Well, it's been more than ten years since this game came out I think. Given that time...ummm....160 games on the boards themselves should suffice. I hope you're ready for a marathon!"
>Adagio gulped, oh god. This was it. This was worse than anything she could ever imagine. even worse than....
>"A-anon, maybe I c-could make you happy another way. You know, so you'll let me go. I'm sure one round with my perfect body would be enough for you to totally let me go....right?"
>you shake your head
"Nah, I can't do that Adagio, I'm saving myself for marriage. One day! one day it will happen!."
>Adagio just fell limp to the other side of the bed and looked towards the wall.
>Great...maybe I should have literally.....literally.....killed myself"


The end