You are Rick Sanchez, a wizard living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a staff
 and a spellbook. You finish your long journey and finally arrive at the ruin
 you've been looking for. You look around and see that it's not much more than
 a ruined tower with some ruins on top.
The first thing you do is check to make sure there aren't any traps or monsters
 lurking about
> find morty

You walk up to the tower and start walking towards the stairs leading down. Mortimer
 is nowhere to be found, but then he usually isn't. He was supposed to meet you
 here.

You search through the rubble and you don't find anything
> belch loudly and complain

You belch loudly and complain about how you were just told you had to go to this
 place. This is going to take a lot longer than expected.

You continue searching and eventually you come across a small room. It looks
 like a bedroom, but it has no bed
> "morty, are you in here?"


"I am!" he says.
"Well, I'm sure you must be hungry".
"Yeah, I am! I want some food!"

> "have some szechuan sauce, morty"


"What? No! I can't eat that stuff! It's poison!"
"It's not poison, it's not even spicy".
"Oh..".

> "stop being such a baby, moooorty"


"No, I won't".
"Fine, I'll give you some rice cakes and milk, if you promise not to eat them".
"Okay, okay, I swear!"
You leave him alone and head back downstairs. You hear the door open behind you
> "what now?"


"The man said there would be something for me".
"There will be what now?"
"A reward, for finding my brother".
"My brother?"

> "you don't have a brother, morty.  your sister's name is summer.  goddammit, morty."


You enter the kitchen and see a woman cooking meatloaf. She smiles at you and
 says "Hello, hello, hello, who are you?".
"Mortimer, my name is Summer. What do you need me to make?"

> "what kind of weird dimension is this?"


She laughs and says
> belch loudly

You belch loudly and complain about how she laughed at you. You try to calm yourself
 by saying "it's okay, it's okay, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine..".
You begin to feel very nervous and uncomfortable
> "wubba lubba dub dub"


You turn around and look at her and say
> "I'm the smartest man in the universe, you flesh sacks"


She says
> "cat goooooot your tongue, summer?"


You say "no, I'm sorry, I'm sooo scared right now, I think I might cry"
Summer smiles and says
> flip the bird

You flop your eyes over your shoulder and say "hey, you're really pretty when
 you smile, summer".
Summer giggles and says "hahaha, yeah, I love that about you, you're really funny,
 thanks for complimenting me!"
> "that wasn't a compliment.  shut the hell up, summer"


You run out of the kitchen and into the hallway. You call after Summer "I'm gonna
 kill you, summer, I'm gonna kill you!".
You return to the kitchen and see Summer sitting at the table eating meatloaf.
 She notices you and gives you a dirty look
> eat the meatloaf

You eat the meatloaf and sit on the floor with your legs crossed. You stare at
 the wall and mutter "I'm gonna kill you, summer, I'm gonna kill you".
You finish the meatloaf and get up from the floor
> cast a spell on summer

You stand up and say
> murder summer

You shout "summer, I'm gonna kill you, you ******* witch!" and swing your fist
 at her face. You hit her square in the eye and knock her out cold. You put her
 body in a bag and throw it in the river
> use my portal gun

You grab your portal gun and teleport to the castle. You fire off a few shots
 and disappear
> "1000 years adventure!  1000 years rick and morty dot com"