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  1. The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with an [Please control your cussing] insulting everyone on the IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny. For information: The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch. 127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using, any request there will return to your computer.
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  3. QUOTE
  4. * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
  5. * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
  6. <bitchchecker> why do you kick me
  7. <bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
  8. <bitchchecker> answer!
  9. <Elch> we didn't kick you
  10. <Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Pingtimeout#)
  11. <bitchchecker> what ping man
  12. <bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
  13. <bitchchecker> i even have dst
  14. <bitchchecker> you banned me
  15. <bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
  16. <HopperHunter|afk> LOL
  17. <HopperHunter|afk> shit you're stupid, DST^^
  18. <bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
  19. <bitchchecker> for two weaks already
  20. <bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
  21. <Elch> You're a real computer expert
  22. <bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
  23. <Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
  24. <bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
  25. <Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
  26. <Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
  27. <Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
  28. <bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
  29. <Elch> Now I'm frightened
  30. <bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
  31. <bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
  32. <bitchchecker> say goodbye
  33. <Elch> to whom?
  34. <bitchchecker> to you man
  35. <bitchchecker> buy buy
  36. <Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
  37. * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
  38.  
  39.  
  40. What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress
  41. in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way,
  42. the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting
  43. to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker
  44. never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.
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  46. QUOTE
  47. * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
  48. <bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
  49. <Metanot> lol
  50. <Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
  51. <bitchchecker> you're so stupid man
  52. <bitchchecker> say buy buy
  53. <Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
  54. <bitchchecker> buy buy elch
  55. * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
  56.  
  57.  
  58. There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after
  59. these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.
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  61. QUOTE
  62. * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
  63. <bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
  64. <Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
  65. <Elch> What's up bitchchecker?
  66. <bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
  67. <bitchchecker> fire wall
  68. <Elch> maybe, i don't know
  69. <bitchchecker> i'm 26
  70. <Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
  71. <Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
  72. <Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
  73. <bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
  74. <bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
  75. <Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
  76. <bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
  77. <Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
  78. <Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
  79. <Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
  80. <bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
  81. <Metanot> what firewall do you have?
  82. <bitchchecker> like a girl
  83. <Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
  84. <He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
  85. <bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
  86. <Elch> Noo
  87. <Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
  88. <bitchchecker> you're afraid
  89. <bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
  90. <bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
  91. <Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
  92. <bitchchecker> shut up
  93. <Metanot> lol
  94. <bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
  95. <bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall
  96.  
  97.  
  98. He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.
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  100. QUOTE
  101. <Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
  102. <Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack <Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
  103. <bitchchecker> wort man
  104. <Elch> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
  105. <Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
  106. <bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
  107. <bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
  108. <Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^ <Elch> 127.0.0.1
  109. <Elch> it's easy
  110. <bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
  111. <bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
  112. <Elch> mom...
  113. <Elch> i'll take a look
  114.  
  115.  
  116. In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?
  117.  
  118. QUOTE
  119. <bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
  120. <Elch> that's bad
  121. <bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
  122. <Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
  123. <bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone
  124.  
  125.  
  126. Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them?
  127. Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.
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  129. QUOTE
  130. <bitchchecker> tupac rules
  131. <bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and
  132. e: too
  133.  
  134.  
  135. Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....
  136.  
  137. Or isn't it happening on my computer?
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  139. QUOTE
  140. <bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
  141. <He> why doesn't meta say anything
  142. <Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
  143. <Black<TdV>> ^^
  144. <bitchchecker> your d: is gone
  145. <He> go on BITCH
  146.  
  147.  
  148. The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted!
  149. Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner!
  150. But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some
  151. encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.
  152.  
  153. QUOTE
  154. <bitchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
  155. <bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
  156.  
  157.  
  158. Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?
  159.  
  160. QUOTE
  161. * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
  162.  
  163.  
  164. Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.
  165.  
  166. ----End Quote---
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