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- The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with an [Please control your cussing] insulting everyone on the IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny. For information: The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch. 127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using, any request there will return to your computer.
- QUOTE
- * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
- * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
- <bitchchecker> why do you kick me
- <bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
- <bitchchecker> answer!
- <Elch> we didn't kick you
- <Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Pingtimeout#)
- <bitchchecker> what ping man
- <bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
- <bitchchecker> i even have dst
- <bitchchecker> you banned me
- <bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
- <HopperHunter|afk> LOL
- <HopperHunter|afk> shit you're stupid, DST^^
- <bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
- <bitchchecker> for two weaks already
- <bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
- <Elch> You're a real computer expert
- <bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
- <Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
- <bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
- <Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
- <Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
- <Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
- <bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
- <Elch> Now I'm frightened
- <bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
- <bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
- <bitchchecker> say goodbye
- <Elch> to whom?
- <bitchchecker> to you man
- <bitchchecker> buy buy
- <Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
- * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
- What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress
- in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way,
- the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting
- to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker
- never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.
- QUOTE
- * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
- <bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
- <Metanot> lol
- <Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
- <bitchchecker> you're so stupid man
- <bitchchecker> say buy buy
- <Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
- <bitchchecker> buy buy elch
- * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
- There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after
- these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.
- QUOTE
- * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
- <bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
- <Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
- <Elch> What's up bitchchecker?
- <bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
- <bitchchecker> fire wall
- <Elch> maybe, i don't know
- <bitchchecker> i'm 26
- <Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
- <Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
- <Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
- <bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
- <bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
- <Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
- <bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
- <Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
- <Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
- <Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
- <bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
- <Metanot> what firewall do you have?
- <bitchchecker> like a girl
- <Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
- <He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
- <bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
- <Elch> Noo
- <Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
- <bitchchecker> you're afraid
- <bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
- <bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
- <Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
- <bitchchecker> shut up
- <Metanot> lol
- <bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
- <bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall
- He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.
- QUOTE
- <Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
- <Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack <Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
- <bitchchecker> wort man
- <Elch> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
- <Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
- <bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
- <bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
- <Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^ <Elch> 127.0.0.1
- <Elch> it's easy
- <bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
- <bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
- <Elch> mom...
- <Elch> i'll take a look
- In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?
- QUOTE
- <bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
- <Elch> that's bad
- <bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
- <Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
- <bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone
- Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them?
- Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.
- QUOTE
- <bitchchecker> tupac rules
- <bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and
- e: too
- Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....
- Or isn't it happening on my computer?
- QUOTE
- <bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
- <He> why doesn't meta say anything
- <Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
- <Black<TdV>> ^^
- <bitchchecker> your d: is gone
- <He> go on BITCH
- The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted!
- Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner!
- But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some
- encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.
- QUOTE
- <bitchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
- <bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
- Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?
- QUOTE
- * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
- Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.
- ----End Quote---
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