For the world record he does yearn/ through those stages Cosmo truly did burn/ with a flash of his nails/ he has wind in those sails/ and I laugh and shout this is teh urn

There once was a man named Cosmo Wright/ when speed running he put up the ultimate fight/ he was quick on the draw/ and all his times were law/ to his fan's he was such a bright light

Such a lovely beast/ Cosmo is always with us/ just look at those nails

Cosmo you've Door of Time skipped my heart!