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READ THIS FUCKING ARTICLE. THEN READ MY FUCKING RESPONSE. THIS IS A SERIOUS ISSUE AND IT NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED. http://www.altpress.com/features/entry/9_things_women_in_music_are_sick_of_experiencing WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WOMEN SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN TAUGHT HOW TO READ AND WRITE, CAUSE THEY GO AND WRITE FUCKING FEMINIST ARTICLES ABOUT POINTLESS SHIT AND OTHER DUMB FEMAILS READ THIS SHIT AND THINK IT'S A BIG DEAL WHEN IT'S NOT. A BIG DEAL IS SOMETHING LIKE THE CLEARANCE SECTION AT WALMART, NOT FUCKING WOMEN RANTING ABOUT HOW THEY ARE MISTREATED. IT'S OFFICIAL, WOMEN ARE EVEN DUMBER THAN NIGGERS. FUCK FEMAILS. THIS IS WHY IM GAY. HERE IS MY RESPONSE TO THE ARTICLE:

1. THE REASON MEN FUCKING TOUCH YOU IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRYING TO BE NICE BY SAVING YOUR LIFE. I'M NOT THAT FUCKING GENEROUS BUT FOR SOME REASON SOME GUYS ARE. IF YOU DON'T GET TOUCHED INAPPROPRIATELY YOU START TO THINK YOU ARE UGLY AND THEN YOU GO AND FUCKING KILL YOURSELF. SO SPEAKING ON BEHALF OF ALL MEN HERE: YOU'RE WELCOME FOR MAKING YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ARE WORTH SOMETHING EVEN THOUGH YOU FUCKING AREN'T

2. WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO CALL YOU? A FANBOY? YOU ARE A FUCKING GIRL, AND YOU ARE A FUCKING FAN, THEREFOR YOU ARE A FUCKING FANGIRL.

3. THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUE. IF GIRLS ACTUALLY CARED ABOUT MUSIC, THEN BANDS LIKE WE CAME AS ROMANS AND ASKING ALABAMA WOULD STILL BE FUCKING LOCAL BANDS GETTING PISSED ON BY REAL MUSICIANS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING DYING FETUS. WOMEN DON'T LISTEN TO DYING FETUS BECAUSE THE MEMBERS OF DYING FETUS ARE UGLY FUCKS. THERE IS A FUCKING REASON MORE GIRLS LISTEN TO OF MICE AND MEN AND FALLING IN REVERSE, WHILE MORE GUYS LISTEN TO BENEATH THE MASSACRE AND NILE. THERE IS A FUCKING REASON. GUYS APPRECIATE THE MUSIC, GIRLS APPRECIATE NOTHING AND ONLY CARE ABOUT HOW HOT THE BAND MEMBERS ARE. AND FOR SOME FUCKING REASON GOOD MUSICIANS ARE ALWAYS UGLY FUCKS SO THERE ARE NO BANDS THAT ARE GOOD AND HAVE ATTRACTIVE MEMBERS

4. IF A BITCH WEARS A SLUTTY OUTFIT SHE IS PROBABLY A FUCKING SLUT. EITHER THAT, OR SHE IS TRYING TO PISS OFF DADDY. ASK ANY FUCKING GIRL IF SKIRTS ARE FUCKING COMFORTABLE. THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT THEY FUCKING AREN'T. EVERY GIRL GOES HOME AND CHANGES INTO A TSHIRT AND SWEATPANTS WHEN THEY GO TO SLEEP. THERE'S A FUCKING REASON FOR THAT. THE ONLY REASON THEY WEAR SKIRTS AND CLEAVAGE SHIRTS IS TO BE A FUCKING SLUT. IT'S NOT TO BE COMFORTABLE, THAT IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING LIE SINCE THE LAST TIME SOME FUCKTARD SAID FORCED ABORTION ISN'T THE GREATEST BAND EVER.

5. THE REASON MALES TELL FEMAILS TO TOUGHEN UP IS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL LITTLE CRYING BITCHES ALL THE TIME. TOUGHENING UP IS THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS BECOMING A MAN. WE ARE JUST TRYING TO GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE TO BE MORE LIKE THE SUPERIOR GENDER. SO SORRY FOR TRYING TO FUCKING HELP YOU BETTER YOURSELF YOU FEMINIST BITCHING PIECE OF SHIT

6. WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING AROUND DOING SOMETHING YOU CALL "SCREAMO DRIVE-BYS" AND THEN POSTING THEM ON YOUR VINE YOU FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE? I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN. HOW MANY TIMES WOULD I HAVE TO CALL YOU FAT IN ORDER FOR YOU TO KILL YOURSELF? IN SOME CUNTRIES (ONES WHERE WOMEN KNOW THEIR PLACE IN SOCIETY) YOU WOULD GET RAPED AND FED TO THE DOGS FOR TRYING TO SAY YOU CAN'T BE OWNED BY A MAN. FUCK YOU BITCH

7. LISTEN TO OUR SONG "A LIST OF THINGS WOMEN CAN'T DO" AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

8. MOST PEOPLE WHO SEE A BACKSTAGE PASS DON'T REALLY GIVE A FUCK. BACKSTAGE PASSES AREN'T THAT HARD TO GET FOR MOST BANDS. IF YOU GET CALLED A GROUPIE, YOU PROBABLY ARE AND/OR WANT TO BE ONE. LET'S BE REAL HERE: WOMEN WANT TO FUCK. ESPECIALLY IF IT'S A MEMBER OF A BAND THEY LIKE. SO TAKE IT AS A FUCKING COMPLIMENT IF SOMEONE CALLS YOU A GROUPIE BECAUSE THAT MEANS THEY ARE ACKNOWLEDGING THAT YOU MAY HAVE A CHANCE WITH A BAND YOU LIKE.

9. WE ALL KNOW THAT FEMAILS ARE INFERIOR. TAKE THE FUCKING COMPLIMENT IF SOMEONE SAYS THAT SOMETHING YOU DID IS GOOD FOR A GIRL. AGAIN, IF WE DIDN'T COMPLIMENT YOU, YOU WOULD FUCKING KILL YOURSELF. TAKE THE COMPLIMENT BITCH, WE ARE SAVING YOUR FUCKING LIFE. YOU NEVER HEAR SOMEONE SAY THAT SOMETHING WAS GOOD FOR A GUY. THAT'S BECAUSE WE ARE EXPECTED TO DO THINGS RIGHT. IT MUST BE FUCKING EASY WHEN EVERYONE HAS LOW EXPECTATIONS FOR YOU. FUCK YOU FEMAIL. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.

SO TODAY WE HAVE LEARNED THAT FEMAILS ARE FUCKING ANNOYING AS FUCK AND THEY BITCH ABOUT ANYTHING THEY CAN BITCH ABOUT. THAT'S WHAT WE HAVE LEARNED TODAY. UNLESS YOU ARE A FEMAIL, IN THAT CASE YOU HAVE LEARNED NOTHING BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED. IF YOU ARE A FEMAIL, FUCKING UNLIKE OUR PAGE AND KILL YOURSELF. LET ME GIVE YOU SOME MOTIVATION! YOU'RE FAT, YOU'RE UGLY, YOU'RE FAT, YOU'RE UGLY, YOU'RE FAT, YOU'RE UGLY, YOU'RE FAT, YOU'RE UGLY, YOU'RE FAT, YOU'RE UGLY, YOU'RE FAT, YOU'RE UGLY, YOU'RE FAT, YOU'RE UGLY, YOU'RE FAT, YOU'RE UGLY, YOU'RE FAT, YOU'RE UGLY, YOU'RE FAT, YOU'RE UGLY, YOU'RE FAT, YOU'RE UGLY, YOU'RE FAT, YOU'RE UGLY, YOU'RE FAT, YOU'RE UGLY, YOU'RE FAT, YOU'RE UGLY, YOU'RE FAT, YOU'RE UGLY, YOU'RE FAT, YOU'RE UGLY, YOU'RE FAT, YOU'RE UGLY, YOU'RE FAT, YOU'RE UGLY, YOU ARE FUCKING FAT AS FUCK. WHALE ASS NIGGA