Spike & Toho/Princess Metabolism/Funding Twilight

>Day Toho in Equestria
>Today's the big day!
>You're not really sure how she pulled it off, but Twilight managed to pull some junk from Earth with a portal spell.
>It's nowhere near ready to be used on you yet, but that didn't stop you from digging through the pile of alien stuff.
>As luck would have it, you managed to find a busted up CRT television, a VCR, and a multitude of tapes.
>You’re pretty sure that some neckbearded autist is going to be pissed when he finds his collection of rare memorabilia is gone.
>Maybe he’ll take some solace in the fact that it was taken by Twilight Sparkle.
>In any case, today’s the big day!
>After several shocking failures, you finally managed to connect the electrical devices to a small cube Twilight’s been using for various experiments.
>You’re not quite sure how it works, but basically it magics electricity.
>Which is awesome.
>Clapping your hands, you rub them together vigorously.
“All righty roonie, it’s time for the moment of truth.”
>With quivering fingers, you experiment with the electronics and chuckle as they both pop to life.
>Perfect.
>Not wanting to waste the opportunity, you scrounge through the outdated cassettes, tossing aside the trash.
>Like the Star Wars Christmas Special.
>Ha, ha, fucking nerd.
>But at last, you find it.
>Something that stirs the nostalgia within your soul.
>The film looks like crap, you know.
>But it’s still pretty great.
>As you scramble over the mountain of crap, you hear a small voice call out to you from the hall.
>“Anon?  What are you doing?”
>Glancing up, you grin at Spike and respond in a sing-song voice.
“Oh, not much, just getting ready to watch sum ffffffflix!”
>The tiny dragon makes a face and raises an eyebrow.
>“Watch some what nows?”
>You sigh and roll your eyes.
>Jamming the cassette unceremoniously into the VCR, you plop down on the couch and motion him over to you.
>While he doesn’t look too pleased, the purple plebian approaches you.
“I am getting ready to go on a cinematic journey, the likes of which Ponyville, and even Equestria, has never experienced.”
>Spike makes a puffing sound and rolls his eyes.
>“Please, you’ve been going on and on about how great your planet is, but you can’t ever prove it!  What makes you think this is going to be any different?”
>Ouch bro.
>Cuts deep.
>Placing your hand on the top of the dragon’s head, you twist him around towards the screen.
“That’s why.”
>You see Spike’s expression change from one of disapproval to surprise and can’t hide your smile as you sneak a peek yourself.
>The black and white film looks rather grainy, especially on the cracked plastic exterior of the fat television.
>But, there he is, in all his scaly glory.
>The one, the only…
>You pause, frowning at the lack of sound.
>A quick smack to the back of the television causes the entire library the song that signifies the end of all things bursts forth.
http://youtu.be/o6qAIaqK3_Q
>Spike flinches as the roar echoes back against the walls, but never peels his eyes away from the boobtube.
>Settling back into your seat, you grin and watch the King of Monsters carry on his rampage through Tokyo.
>It takes a few minutes more but Spike, still in his stunned state, manages to clamber up beside you and watches with barely contained anticipation.
>You flash him a knowing smile and while you can’t be sure that he caught it, it’s obvious enough that he’s hooked.
>Good.
>He could use a strong male role model.
>Patting the baby dragon on the head, you focus on the film.
>Somewhere in the distance, you can hear Twilight shouting at you.
>Fuck that noise.
>You turn up the volume some more and enjoy the rampage.
>Maybe you’ll find a few more kaiju movies if you dig deep enough.
>That sounds like a pretty good idea.
>Today is going to be an inspire Spike kind of day.




>Day Princess Metabolism in Equestria
>You stroll into the library and spot Twilight
>As per usual, she's got her snout in a book.
>And dropping melted cheese all over the table in front of her.
>Smirking, you walk up beside her as she levitates another magicful of tortilla chips to her gaping maw.
>Because of her recent ascension, her magic has increased greatly, and so have her portions
>As she crunches noisily, you lean down and whisper in her ear.
"You know that it's not going to last forever, right?"
>The purple princess stops midchew and stares up at you in a mixture of surprise and fear.
>"Wh-what do you mean?"
>Taking a moment to wipe the spittle laden chips from your face, you smirk.
"You think I haven't noticed? You're getting taller, Twilight. Princess height."
>The bookish pony gives an awkward, but pleased smile as you muss her mane.
>"W-well, I'm glad that somepony noticed, I was beginning to thi-"
"Just take care that you keep a wary eye on your middle."
>The color drains from Twilight's face.
>You slap her hindquarters for good measure.
"And back there too. You know, Celestia's not getting any taller, and there's only one way to grow if you're not going up."
>You slide your hands in your pockets, whistling as you walk out of the library, hiding your smile as the sound of vomiting echoes up from behind you.
>Today was a bully Twilight kind of day.


Prompt: Purple Nigger comes asking about something.
>Day Notto disu shitto agen in Equestria
>You are Anonymous, human extraordinaire.
>Granted, you're not all that great, but the ponies don't know that!
>You're fixing breakfast when you hear a knock on the door.
>Sighing, you look at your bran flakes and shake your head.
"I swear, if that's Fluttershy, that bitch is getting da boot."
>You hurry over to the door as the Cream Mumble knocks again.
"Just a second!"
>You pull on your booting boot and open the door.
>Just as you're rearing back, you realize it's not Fluttershy, but Twilight.
>She cocks her head to the side and smiles
>"Good morning Anonymous!"
>After a moment, she looks you over and frowns.
>"Why, uh, are you only wearing one shoe?"
>Whoops.
>You drop your foot to the ground with a thud.
"I thought you were someone else."
>Twilight leans in, scrunching her face up as she looks you over again.
>She knows something's up, but can't place her hoof on it.
>You clear your throat in an attempt to throw her off the trail.
"So, you wanted something?"
>The purple pony brightens immediately.
>"Oh, right. I had a question for you!"
>Figures.
>You give a friendly smile and lean on your door frame.
"Well, what is it?"
>Twilight's face goes deathly serious as she frowns up at you.

>"Give me money."
>...What?
"What?"
>"You heard me, give me money!"
>Twilight stomps her hoof and scowls harder.
>"Give me some money!"
>Twilight's acting really weird.
>Her face contorts even more as she glares up at you.
>Sure, okay, fine, whatever.
>If it will shut her up.
>You fish around in your coat pocket and toss her a couple bits.
"There. Better?"
>Twilight glances at the coins and then looks back up at you.
>"Give me money."
>...Fuck this.
>You slam the door in Twilight's face.
>As you're turning away, there's another knock on the door.
"Okay, she's getting the damn boot this time."
>You whirl and open the door.
>As you're rearing back your leg, you realize Twilight's gone and Fluttershy is standing there, her head cocked to the side.
>"Um, good morning Anon..."
>The two of you go into a mexican standoff, you with your leg held high, and her with an absolutely stupid comment on the tip of her tongue.
>Naturally, she draws first.
>"Are panhandlers your fetish?"
>Fluttershy set a new personal best for lift off and air time that day.
>Meanwhile, the entire town of Ponyville shook with your scream of rage.
>You're not even sure who to blame for the start to this awful day.
>Just, just fuck everybody.
>Seriously.