FETISH

1
In the beginning there was DICKS
and many DICKS
and DICKS happened
so said the great DICKLORD
and he DICKlared it very good

2
And on the second day a bunch of VAGINAS
waltzed in from the tide, their
dainty lips treading across the sands
to greet the DICKS
but they got


CRABS!

3
and that is how sex came about, children!
oh what's this what of the kinky things
the leather whips and such no do not ask me
for it is a dark tale oh okay
perhaps i shall
tell you

4
once there was a wolf named rainpaw
he was no ordinary wolf
he was neon
neon like a rainbow in the dark
especially his DICK
it was the most neon phallic
object in existence

he mated with every female wolf in the land
but his neon could not be stopped
so he mated with every female animal in the world
dogs
cats
bears
lots of bears
unicorns
furries
people
hogs
elephants
ducks
AND OTHER DICKS!

5
and all his descendants internalized their neons
in their ever swirling ids as repressed drives
which manifested as fetishes

THE END