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  1. She threw her head back in victorious laughter!
  2. "HA HA H-Gah!" And swung it right into the side of the shelf, knocking her back to her senses.
  3. PersonYesterday at 00:02
  4. Wow, Angeline you clumsy bitch... your mouth began to hurt as your teeth began to turn yellow, gone was the glittering white... while her breathe began to change, starting to stink. To sum it up, she had goblin breathe! And yet the hourglass began to drip once more...
  5. anailaterYesterday at 00:02
  6. "F-fuck..." She winced as she talked, the sudden foul smell assaulting her nose... Ughhhhh... It'd take months of brushing to fix them again.
  7. With a sulking sigh, she moved to stand behind the counter again, not wanting any more bullshit...
  8. PersonYesterday at 00:03
  9. Her tongue went over her teeth... well, they were still sharp... maybe even a little more so. But she was left wondering her fiancé would feel about such changes...
  10. anailaterYesterday at 00:06
  11. She sighed, she just had to... tell him the truth right?
  12. M-maybe that would get him to work the shop for a day instead of painting... She loved him, but that was part of the reason they were so low on money...
  13. PersonYesterday at 00:06
  14. Who’d wanna kiss a wife with goblin breathe....
  15. anailaterYesterday at 00:07
  16. She sighed again... She could clean herself up... P-probably...
  17. PersonYesterday at 00:08
  18. A customer entered. “Hello, what’s your freshest item?”
  19. anailaterYesterday at 00:10
  20. "O-Oh! Hello sir!" She waved, and smiled... Forgetting her new features...
  21. "Todays fresh item is the Raisin loaf! Baked just this morning with extra raisins~"
  22. PersonYesterday at 00:11
  23. “Hm... what would the price be?” He said, keeping a distance from the woman with extremely sharp teeth...
  24. anailaterYesterday at 00:12
  25. She smiled again, trying to recall the price while being personable...
  26. "Well sir... Today's price is... 5 Copper for one, or a bakers dozen for 2 silver!"
  27. PersonYesterday at 00:13
  28. “Would you be willing to go down to 3 copper for one?”
  29. If there was one thing she didn’t like... it was a haggler... her prices were fair!
  30. anailaterYesterday at 00:15
  31. She growled slightly. She was going to be an adventurer! She could deal with some no good haggler and really rip into him!
  32. "Hey buddy! Some of us have to fucking survive you know! Why the fuck should you get special privileges!"
  33. PersonYesterday at 00:18
  34. “Hey! There’s no need to be hostile, you bloody demon!” He said
  35. anailaterYesterday at 00:20
  36. "Oh fuck you! It's my fucking shop! So I can be as hostile as I fucking want! I spend every other fucking day balancing money so me and my fiance don't end up fucking penniless! But all you care about it 1 copper off your fucking bread!"
  37. She hadn't even realised she'd walked around the counter, walking closer to the customer, fangs bared...
  38. PersonYesterday at 00:21
  39. He backed off. “Ugh, your breathe is foul...” he said holding his nose... her words once again hit you...
  40. Foul goblin... foul goblin...
  41. anailaterYesterday at 00:22
  42. "Grrrr... Wanna say that to my fucking face asshole!"
  43. PersonYesterday at 00:22
  44. “I just Did!” Clumsy choice of words count too... your tongue began to change... longer... with a point on the end..
  45. anailaterYesterday at 00:24
  46. She didn't fucking care, this asshole was getting on her last nerve.
  47. "Pay or leave, your choice. Don't expect any fucking hand outs from me."
  48. PersonYesterday at 00:25
  49. He looked at her... saliva dropped down her cheek. “You’re... not fucking human... are you?”
  50.  
  51. anailaterYesterday at 00:27
  52. "I'm as fucking human as your whore of a mother! Does that answer your fucking question!"
  53. (Aw hell yeah Nott! I need to catch up on critical role, I've only watched like the first 5 episodes of season 2)
  54. PersonYesterday at 00:27
  55. (What’s critical role?
  56. “I’m never gonna come back! And Im gonna tell all my friends to do the same! Greedy... goblin!”
  57. anailaterYesterday at 00:29
  58. (That's who that character is from! Nott the brave! It's a D&D podcast/livestream done by several famous voice actors!)
  59. "GOBLIN!?!?!!? YOU CAN FUCKING LEAVE, YOU'RE BARRED FOR LIFE!"
  60. PersonYesterday at 00:29
  61. He left... and you were left in such a huff... where did he get off calling you a goblin...
  62. anailaterYesterday at 00:30
  63. She was so fucking pissed off, and that fucking hourglass was so annoying! It almost looked more full, but she knew that was bullshit.
  64. She picked it up, and in anger tossed it at the ground. It wasn't fucking clumsy if it was on purpose!
  65. PersonYesterday at 00:31
  66. The hourglass has set itself back up... and then glued itself to the ground...
  67. “My mum angry are we?” A familiar voice of... dawn had said. She was at the table, drinking wine
  68. anailaterYesterday at 00:33
  69. "Grrrrr.... Where do assholes like him get off!"
  70. She wasn't going to question what was happening, she was fucking magic whatever. She needed a fucking drink.
  71. "Don't suppose you have any wine to spare?"
  72. PersonYesterday at 00:34
  73. “I could give you some.” She conjured a glass and poured her some. “I notice the new features. Appears you already had a few accidents.”
  74. anailaterYesterday at 00:36
  75. She took the glass, grumbling under her breath as she drank it, starting to slowly calm down.
  76. "I... I told you. It's like a curse! I can just be sitting in a chair and it'll go wrong!"
  77. PersonYesterday at 00:37
  78. “I already notice you got more wine on your shirt than in your mouth... so clumsy.” She said... she looked down to notice the stains... she felt pressure in her ears as they began to grow, they were larger... pointier, ye pressure felt hot... bit as they grew it became more cold....
  79. anailaterYesterday at 00:39
  80. "Fuck you too." She said, gulping the last of it down, and with an annoyed glare, carefully put the glass down, on the other side of the table, where she wouldn't knock it down.
  81. Then her hands travelled up, playing with the new ears, seeing if they felt any different.
  82. PersonYesterday at 00:40
  83. The skin on them was more rough... “no need to be rude to me. I could call off the deal and turn you into earwax.” She glared.
  84. anailaterYesterday at 00:44
  85. "Then don't give me wine after I get into a fight..." Her skin was almost leathery... It was weird... But not wholly unpleasant.
  86. "Don't suppose you want to answer that question on if I keep these changes if I win?"
  87. PersonYesterday at 00:45
  88. “Hm... no. You will become your perfect maiden self again. Would you like a mint?”
  89. anailaterYesterday at 00:47
  90. Part of her was almost... Sad to hear that. She'd liked the idea of keeping those sharp teeth... Even if she could do without the smell...
  91. "Yeah thanks... Sorry for getting angry, just annoyed at that guy..."
  92. PersonYesterday at 00:48
  93. “It’s fine... are you feeling alright?” She kept pouring her wine... that’s when she realized... she was getting drunk! Therefore... more prone to being clumsy!
  94. anailaterYesterday at 00:51
  95. "I-I'm fine! Jushth... Mad!" She sighed, grabbing the mint she had been offered, and throwing it into her mouth... And right into her throat, as she started to choke on it.
  96. PersonYesterday at 00:52
  97. The magic woman waved her fingers and the mint had vanished. “My my, you need to stop being clumsy.” Her body began to suddenly feel... so warm... that’s when the smell began to come off... an extreme case of BO! She cringed as she suddenly stunk as thought she hadn’t showered in weeks...
  98. Foul goblin! Foul goblin!
  99. anailaterYesterday at 00:53
  100. "Urghhhhhhhhhhhh Why did you have to make it like thiiiissssss...." She whined, not even able to move her arms without being assaulted by the smell...
  101. PersonYesterday at 00:54
  102. “You agreed to goblin. Easily could have been elephant.” She finished off her wine, and then the bottle filled back up.
  103. anailaterYesterday at 00:55
  104. "Urgh... 'least elepant wuldn be stinkie..."
  105. She was slurring her words, and everything felt spinny... But she had a plan!
  106. She stood up, and very carefully laid down on the floor!
  107. "Hehhhh... Can't break stuf if im here...."
  108. PersonYesterday at 00:56
  109. “Oh wow, you sure have beaten the system. But doesn’t your store close in a half hour? You gonna stay here for the night...”
  110. anailaterYesterday at 00:56
  111. "Yesh! My pretty perfect hubby can sleep here too! We cn cuddle allllllll daaaayyyyyyyyy~~~~"
  112. PersonYesterday at 00:57
  113. You didn’t notice the light mental changes that had begun to affect you... but you were becoming more... perverse... the thought of your fiancé began to being these thoughts to light
  114. anailaterYesterday at 01:00
  115. "Heheeeee... Then he'll see my new teeetthhhssss~ He'll be scared, but I'll give him lovely sucksss and he'll be happieeee~"
  116. PersonYesterday at 01:02
  117. “Oh? Lovely sucks?” She smiled... while you began to fantasize.. your new longer tongue wrapping around his cock... the very thought was enough to make you wanna stand up and see him... stand up... and fall back down... leading to your first, and far from last, drop in height... about 2 inches...
  118. anailaterYesterday at 01:03
  119. "Urhhhhhh..." Her arms reached up, wanting to grab something, but she didn't have anything... "Daaaaawwwnnnnnn, help me uuuupppp, wanna see my hubby~~~"
  120. PersonYesterday at 01:05
  121. “I’m sorry. If I touch you... I might get some of your stink on my new clothes, you understand, right?” She said as she lit a cigarette
  122. anailaterYesterday at 01:07
  123. This... Actually caused her to tear up, like a baby.
  124. "D-daawwwwnnnnn, pleaaaaaseeee....."
  125. PersonYesterday at 01:07
  126. “Ugh... you’re so pathetic. I suppose I could... teleport you home... on one condition.” She chuckled
  127. anailaterYesterday at 01:08
  128. "Yeaaaaaaaaa~~~" Good Dawn~ So nice~
  129. PersonYesterday at 01:08
  130. “Tell me how foul of a goblin you are.” She said with a smug grin while she smoked
  131. anailaterYesterday at 01:09
  132. "Urghhhhh... Lemme see the hourglasssss...."
  133. PersonYesterday at 01:10
  134. It was decently filled... not half way, about 30%. She still had a full day... she could do it...
  135. anailaterYesterday at 01:16
  136. "Hehe~ Seeeeee, not stinky gobbo yet! Only a little bit~ Only a little bit stinky gobbbooo...."
  137. PersonYesterday at 01:16
  138. “That’s not what I wanna hear. Tell me... how gross you are.” She gave you a smug grin. “Unless you wanna walk home on your own...”
  139. anailaterYesterday at 01:17
  140. "Urghhh... Meaaaaanie... My breath's all stinky and my sweats all bad and my teeth are gross and yellow, but I like how sharp they are..."
  141. PersonYesterday at 01:17
  142. “Do you think your boyfriend would like all this?” She was close to finishing the cigarette
  143. anailaterYesterday at 01:20
  144. "Mmmmh~ He's sooo niiiiice~ N' when it's all normal, I can make monies, and he can make his beeeeeuuutifel arttt~"
  145. PersonYesterday at 01:20
  146. She chuckled. And snapped her fingers... you were at home. Outside your home... you still had to get inside
  147. anailaterYesterday at 01:21
  148. She looked around confused, before smiling~ "Thaaaaanksss daaawn~" With a smile she knocked at the door, shouting out in a sing song voice.
  149. "Hunnneeeyyyy~ I've gotta surprriiiiiiiiseee~"
  150. PersonYesterday at 01:22
  151. I was inside, I didn’t hear you... you just had to try and get the door open....
  152. anailaterYesterday at 01:24
  153. "Hoooneeeeyyyyy...." She was scratching at the door now, pulling uselessly at the door... Mostly because it was a push door...
  154. PersonYesterday at 01:25
  155. So clumsy... her belly began to feel weird... she was developing loads of gas...
  156. Foul... goblin...
  157. anailaterYesterday at 01:28
  158. "Hehe... Silllyyyyy..." She openly farted, laughing again, as she stumbeled forward, pushing the door open.
  159. "HUNNNIEEEEE~ SURPRIIIISSSEEEE~~~~"
  160. PersonYesterday at 01:28
  161. “Uh, what is it? I’m upstairs...” staaaaairs? Your enemy...
  162. anailaterYesterday at 01:29
  163. "Nuuuuuuu! No staaaairssss.... Come doooowwwnnn..."
  164. Silly Daaawn, thinks she smart, not as smarter as her~
  165. PersonYesterday at 01:32
  166. He began to head downstairs. “Are you okay? You sound drunk...”
  167. anailaterYesterday at 01:33
  168. "I Yam! But thas no the surpiiiiiiiiisseeeee~~~~"
  169. PersonYesterday at 01:34
  170. He saw you... and gasped. And held his nose.
  171. anailaterYesterday at 01:35
  172. "Heeeeeyyyyyyyy~~ Itsh been a weeeeeird daaay!"
  173. PersonYesterday at 01:36
  174. “...I... I bet...” he said...
  175. anailaterYesterday at 01:36
  176. With a smile, she fell down on the floor again, patting the floor next to her.
  177. "Cum onnnnnnn, ask me about itttttttttt!"
  178. PersonYesterday at 01:41
  179. “What happened...” falling down? Seems clumsy.
  180. Her fingernails grew longer and darker...
  181. anailaterYesterday at 01:43
  182. "Hehe~ Nice wiiich lady... She made a deaaaall... Wuz a contract, wuz legitttt... If I'm not clumszy for four... furty are hours... I won't be clumsy! And I can be cool adventuerer~"
  183. PersonYesterday at 01:44
  184. “And... this has to deal with that because? Why do you stink...”
  185. anailaterYesterday at 01:46
  186. "OOOoooooohhhh! Well she's also a bitch! Nd... If I'm clumsy now.. I turn into.... a..." She whispered it under her breath. "gross goblin...."
  187. PersonYesterday at 01:47
  188. “A gross goblin! Why!”
  189. anailaterYesterday at 01:48
  190. "CUZ SHE'S A BIIIIIIITCCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! But's... Okay! If i win... bak tu nurmal~"
  191. PersonYesterday at 01:49
  192. “...what do I have to do with this...”
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