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Deadmeat Chronicles: The Morning After

Mar 28th, 2013
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  1. >You are a rich bitch.
  2. >And you are waking from one of the best dreams ever.
  3. >You dreamed you were nuzzled by fluffy ponies while people where being hung around you.
  4. >”Wahhhhhhhhh…”
  5. >It seems your little alicorn is crying first thing this morning.
  6. >Why has she been acting so strange lately?
  7. >You set up and stretch.
  8. >Today you will work with Sir William Reginald.
  9. >You know what to do.
  10. >You will take him to the park and let him play outside, he will just love the squirrels.
  11. >You look at your little light brown alicorn.
  12. >She is setting up holding a teddy bear tight looking out the window bawling.
  13. >She hears you stirring and she turns to you, “He go mowe away! Wahhhhhhhh!”
  14. >What is she talking about?
  15. >Anyway, you step out of bed and grab your robe.
  16. >About time to let the fluffies out.
  17. >”He gowing more away! Wahhhhhhh! Wahhhhhahhhh!”
  18. >She is staring out the window looking at that bush again.
  19. >You look at her again, she has a death grip on that teddy bear.
  20. >You don’t remember putting her to bed with that.
  21. >”Honey, did you get up last night and go to the play room?”
  22. >She looks at you with tears going down the side of her face.
  23. >A look of pure sadness and confusion is etched on her little face.
  24. >”He gowing more way mommeh…. He gowing more way!”
  25. >She turns around and looks at the bush again and starts to bawl again.
  26. >You look closer at the teddy bear.
  27. >That looks remarkably like the teddy bear you got Sir William Reginald.
  28. >You see her crying looking at the bush and look at the teddy bear.
  29. >You start to get worried.
  30. >You start to walk to the door and step on something.
  31. >”Ow! What the fuck? How did this get here?”
  32. >You stepped on Princess Princess’s brush.
  33. >You have no idea how it got to the foot of your bed.
  34. >You pick it up and place it back on the window sill beside your crying alicorn.
  35. >You walk out into the hall.
  36. >The hell? There are four dead fluffies right outside your door in the hallway.
  37. >You are going to have some of the staff clean those up soon.
  38. >You walk down the hall to Sir William Reginald’s safe room.
  39. >The fence is open!
  40. >You run up quickly, he isn’t in here!
  41. >Down the hall you hear the fluffy padding at the safe room door.
  42. >”Mommeh! Wan ou’ mommeh!”, “Fwuffy wan pway!”, “Fwuffy wan nummies!”, “Why do no wet fwuffy ou’?”
  43. >”Oh hold on babies!”
  44. >You run down and open the door.
  45. >The fluffies come stampeding out giggling and laughing.
  46. >”Ok babies, go to the play room. Mommy is trying to find one of her babies.”
  47. >They go running happily through the house.
  48. >You walk outside and start to walk to Sir William Reginald’s little club house bush.
  49. >”Sir William? You should be inside, it’s wet out here.”
  50. >You walk up to the bush and pull the branches apart.
  51. >No…
  52. >”That… that is impossible…”
  53. >You want to deny what you are seeing.
  54. >But there it is.
  55. >There is a hole dug and ripped into the fence.
  56. >How did he do that?
  57. >How long was he working on it!?
  58. >You think of how he learned to take off the cork and put it back on.
  59. >He saw the hole the dog made.
  60. >Is that when he started working on it?
  61. >The vet said he might be the smartest fluffy alive.
  62. >How smart is he!?
  63. >You break a branch and stick it on the hole opening, you can’t have more fluffies escaping.
  64. >You run back to the house.
  65. >You run back to your room and get dress.
  66. >Princess Princess stares out the window crying the whole time.
  67. >How did she know he ran away?
  68. >Maybe he hasn’t got too far and you can catch him!
  69. >Your phone rings.
  70. >You answer it, “This better be about a million dollar deal!”
  71. >The voice on the other end is your front gate guard, “Ma’am, there are some police out here.”
  72. >”Fuck them! Send them away!”
  73. >”But they want to talk to you ma’am… they have a warrant.”
  74. >You hang up the phone, “Fuck a duck with a dildo!”
  75. >You look at your light brown alicorn who is staring pitifully out the window still crying.
  76. >”Mommy will be right back.”
  77. >You start to head out to the gate.
  78. >You pass a bunch of fluffies surrounding the four dead ones.
  79. >”Oh babies! Don’t look at that! Mommy will get it cleaned up shortly!”
  80. >They are all staring and shaking.
  81. >Shit! Got to get these fuckers taken care of and get those cleaned up as soon as possible.
  82. >You walk past the kitchen.
  83. >There is a group of fluffies there too.
  84. >”what are you guys doing here? The play room is… oh no!”
  85. >Alexander got his head caught in the cabinet!
  86. >There is a pool of dried blood around him.
  87. >Poor thing,
  88. >You really liked him too.
  89. >These fluffies are shaking too.
  90. >”It is ok babies…. Mommy will clean this up in a bit. Every one of you is safe, don’t be afraid.”
  91. >You hurry out.
  92. >Now is a good fucking time for the police to show up.
  93. >You don’t hear the fluffies.
  94. >You didn’t notice the patches of light brown fluff on the dead fluffies.
  95. >It sticks out to the fluffies though.
  96. >The scent is unmistakable.
  97. >”Smawty gif biggest owwies…”, “Fwuffy twy be smawty…. Fwuffy wost….”, “Fwuffy doo wha smawty say!”
  98. >You make your way to the gate.
  99. >There are several police standing there.
  100. >One holds up a warrant and pushes past your gate guard.
  101. >”We have had several complaints about health issues from this house.”
  102. >”Well I don’t give a shit you fat donut chasing leechers of tax dollar assholes now get the fuck off my property while I get my army of lawyers to have every one of you sociopathic degenerate ticket writers fired!”
  103. >One of the police bring up a taser and shoot you.
  104. >Your body spasms as you fall to the ground.
  105. >Before you can move you are hand cuffed.
  106. >You feel someone grab your hair and raise your head, “Just so you know, your tax dollars funded me doing that cunt!”
  107. >You are jerked up and walked to your house surrounded by police.
  108. >They get to your door and kick it open.
  109. >”You fucking asshole rhinoceros shits! The door was unlocked!”
  110. >The man giggles and looks at you, “opps!”
  111. >They walk into your house and look at the fluffies.
  112. >”Whoa shit look at all these!”
  113. >They look up at the men, “Nuu fwen? Pway?”, “Yay! Daddehs!”, “Fwuffy wan pway! Haf funsies!”
  114. >They walk in and grab a red unicorn with a blue mane.
  115. >”We have to take some of these to see if they have desease.”
  116. >”You better not hurt them or UnnnNnnnNN!”
  117. >”Open your mouth and get tazed again bitch!”
  118. >The police start to grab fluffies from the herd.
  119. >One of the officers walks in front of you, “One more thing.”
  120. >”We heard you have a fluffy that attacked someone.”
  121. >He stares into your eyes, “Where is he?”
  122. >Fucking Charles….
  123. >You just stare back.
  124. >”Well!”
  125. >”He’s dead! Threw him away yesterday.”
  126. >”That’s fucking convenient!”
  127. >”Fluffies die asshole! Have fun looking through all the fluffy carcasses you over paid little dicked wife beater! He isn’t here anymore!”
  128. >He tightens your handcuffs and walks off, “Doesn’t matter, we can always keep an eye out for him.”
  129. >God fucking damn it!
  130. >They rummage through your house for most of the day.
  131. >They confiscate the dead fluffies.
  132. >After a while they leave.
  133. >You run up to your room, “Princess Princess still sits there holding the teddy bear.
  134. >You walk up to her and pick her up, she still holds tight to the bear.
  135. >”We go get Siw Wiwwam Twepitot mommeh! We go noa!”
  136. >”I’m sorry baby, mommeh can’t…”
  137. >”Bu’ why mommeh! Wahhhhhhh!”
  138. >”Because I will never hurt a fluffy baby… and to bring him back will cause him pain..”
  139. >”I hope he is happy now…”
  140. >You hug your fluffy close and cry with her.
  141. >You cry knowing there is a maroon fluffy unicorn with a light green mane running.
  142. >He is running through bushes and in alley ways.
  143. >Running to get away from people.
  144. >And knowing he is probably happier that way.
  145. >Days pass and things settle down.
  146. >It seems that Princess Princess is getting over her accident prone phase.
  147. >She hasn’t got hurt in days.
  148. >All the fluffies are going out of their way to make her happy too.
  149. >They must know she lost a friend.
  150. >You wish the whole world was fluffies.
  151. >They are just so full of love and would never hurt anything.
  152. >Every night though, she stares at the bush before falling asleep.
  153. >Every night she huddles with the teddy bear, the only toy she won’t share.
  154. >You try to lighten her spirit.
  155. >You playfully pick up your little light brown alicorn.
  156. >”Oh my baby! We are going to have to put you on a diet.”
  157. >She giggles as you lift her up, “Wha die’ mommeh? Pwincess Pwincess wub die’!”
  158. >”We are going to have to cut back on your food. You are really starting to gain some weight!”
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