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- >You are a rich bitch.
- >And you are waking from one of the best dreams ever.
- >You dreamed you were nuzzled by fluffy ponies while people where being hung around you.
- >”Wahhhhhhhhh…”
- >It seems your little alicorn is crying first thing this morning.
- >Why has she been acting so strange lately?
- >You set up and stretch.
- >Today you will work with Sir William Reginald.
- >You know what to do.
- >You will take him to the park and let him play outside, he will just love the squirrels.
- >You look at your little light brown alicorn.
- >She is setting up holding a teddy bear tight looking out the window bawling.
- >She hears you stirring and she turns to you, “He go mowe away! Wahhhhhhhh!”
- >What is she talking about?
- >Anyway, you step out of bed and grab your robe.
- >About time to let the fluffies out.
- >”He gowing more away! Wahhhhhhh! Wahhhhhahhhh!”
- >She is staring out the window looking at that bush again.
- >You look at her again, she has a death grip on that teddy bear.
- >You don’t remember putting her to bed with that.
- >”Honey, did you get up last night and go to the play room?”
- >She looks at you with tears going down the side of her face.
- >A look of pure sadness and confusion is etched on her little face.
- >”He gowing more way mommeh…. He gowing more way!”
- >She turns around and looks at the bush again and starts to bawl again.
- >You look closer at the teddy bear.
- >That looks remarkably like the teddy bear you got Sir William Reginald.
- >You see her crying looking at the bush and look at the teddy bear.
- >You start to get worried.
- >You start to walk to the door and step on something.
- >”Ow! What the fuck? How did this get here?”
- >You stepped on Princess Princess’s brush.
- >You have no idea how it got to the foot of your bed.
- >You pick it up and place it back on the window sill beside your crying alicorn.
- >You walk out into the hall.
- >The hell? There are four dead fluffies right outside your door in the hallway.
- >You are going to have some of the staff clean those up soon.
- >You walk down the hall to Sir William Reginald’s safe room.
- >The fence is open!
- >You run up quickly, he isn’t in here!
- >Down the hall you hear the fluffy padding at the safe room door.
- >”Mommeh! Wan ou’ mommeh!”, “Fwuffy wan pway!”, “Fwuffy wan nummies!”, “Why do no wet fwuffy ou’?”
- >”Oh hold on babies!”
- >You run down and open the door.
- >The fluffies come stampeding out giggling and laughing.
- >”Ok babies, go to the play room. Mommy is trying to find one of her babies.”
- >They go running happily through the house.
- >You walk outside and start to walk to Sir William Reginald’s little club house bush.
- >”Sir William? You should be inside, it’s wet out here.”
- >You walk up to the bush and pull the branches apart.
- >No…
- >”That… that is impossible…”
- >You want to deny what you are seeing.
- >But there it is.
- >There is a hole dug and ripped into the fence.
- >How did he do that?
- >How long was he working on it!?
- >You think of how he learned to take off the cork and put it back on.
- >He saw the hole the dog made.
- >Is that when he started working on it?
- >The vet said he might be the smartest fluffy alive.
- >How smart is he!?
- >You break a branch and stick it on the hole opening, you can’t have more fluffies escaping.
- >You run back to the house.
- >You run back to your room and get dress.
- >Princess Princess stares out the window crying the whole time.
- >How did she know he ran away?
- >Maybe he hasn’t got too far and you can catch him!
- >Your phone rings.
- >You answer it, “This better be about a million dollar deal!”
- >The voice on the other end is your front gate guard, “Ma’am, there are some police out here.”
- >”Fuck them! Send them away!”
- >”But they want to talk to you ma’am… they have a warrant.”
- >You hang up the phone, “Fuck a duck with a dildo!”
- >You look at your light brown alicorn who is staring pitifully out the window still crying.
- >”Mommy will be right back.”
- >You start to head out to the gate.
- >You pass a bunch of fluffies surrounding the four dead ones.
- >”Oh babies! Don’t look at that! Mommy will get it cleaned up shortly!”
- >They are all staring and shaking.
- >Shit! Got to get these fuckers taken care of and get those cleaned up as soon as possible.
- >You walk past the kitchen.
- >There is a group of fluffies there too.
- >”what are you guys doing here? The play room is… oh no!”
- >Alexander got his head caught in the cabinet!
- >There is a pool of dried blood around him.
- >Poor thing,
- >You really liked him too.
- >These fluffies are shaking too.
- >”It is ok babies…. Mommy will clean this up in a bit. Every one of you is safe, don’t be afraid.”
- >You hurry out.
- >Now is a good fucking time for the police to show up.
- >You don’t hear the fluffies.
- >You didn’t notice the patches of light brown fluff on the dead fluffies.
- >It sticks out to the fluffies though.
- >The scent is unmistakable.
- >”Smawty gif biggest owwies…”, “Fwuffy twy be smawty…. Fwuffy wost….”, “Fwuffy doo wha smawty say!”
- >You make your way to the gate.
- >There are several police standing there.
- >One holds up a warrant and pushes past your gate guard.
- >”We have had several complaints about health issues from this house.”
- >”Well I don’t give a shit you fat donut chasing leechers of tax dollar assholes now get the fuck off my property while I get my army of lawyers to have every one of you sociopathic degenerate ticket writers fired!”
- >One of the police bring up a taser and shoot you.
- >Your body spasms as you fall to the ground.
- >Before you can move you are hand cuffed.
- >You feel someone grab your hair and raise your head, “Just so you know, your tax dollars funded me doing that cunt!”
- >You are jerked up and walked to your house surrounded by police.
- >They get to your door and kick it open.
- >”You fucking asshole rhinoceros shits! The door was unlocked!”
- >The man giggles and looks at you, “opps!”
- >They walk into your house and look at the fluffies.
- >”Whoa shit look at all these!”
- >They look up at the men, “Nuu fwen? Pway?”, “Yay! Daddehs!”, “Fwuffy wan pway! Haf funsies!”
- >They walk in and grab a red unicorn with a blue mane.
- >”We have to take some of these to see if they have desease.”
- >”You better not hurt them or UnnnNnnnNN!”
- >”Open your mouth and get tazed again bitch!”
- >The police start to grab fluffies from the herd.
- >One of the officers walks in front of you, “One more thing.”
- >”We heard you have a fluffy that attacked someone.”
- >He stares into your eyes, “Where is he?”
- >Fucking Charles….
- >You just stare back.
- >”Well!”
- >”He’s dead! Threw him away yesterday.”
- >”That’s fucking convenient!”
- >”Fluffies die asshole! Have fun looking through all the fluffy carcasses you over paid little dicked wife beater! He isn’t here anymore!”
- >He tightens your handcuffs and walks off, “Doesn’t matter, we can always keep an eye out for him.”
- >God fucking damn it!
- >They rummage through your house for most of the day.
- >They confiscate the dead fluffies.
- >After a while they leave.
- >You run up to your room, “Princess Princess still sits there holding the teddy bear.
- >You walk up to her and pick her up, she still holds tight to the bear.
- >”We go get Siw Wiwwam Twepitot mommeh! We go noa!”
- >”I’m sorry baby, mommeh can’t…”
- >”Bu’ why mommeh! Wahhhhhhh!”
- >”Because I will never hurt a fluffy baby… and to bring him back will cause him pain..”
- >”I hope he is happy now…”
- >You hug your fluffy close and cry with her.
- >You cry knowing there is a maroon fluffy unicorn with a light green mane running.
- >He is running through bushes and in alley ways.
- >Running to get away from people.
- >And knowing he is probably happier that way.
- >Days pass and things settle down.
- >It seems that Princess Princess is getting over her accident prone phase.
- >She hasn’t got hurt in days.
- >All the fluffies are going out of their way to make her happy too.
- >They must know she lost a friend.
- >You wish the whole world was fluffies.
- >They are just so full of love and would never hurt anything.
- >Every night though, she stares at the bush before falling asleep.
- >Every night she huddles with the teddy bear, the only toy she won’t share.
- >You try to lighten her spirit.
- >You playfully pick up your little light brown alicorn.
- >”Oh my baby! We are going to have to put you on a diet.”
- >She giggles as you lift her up, “Wha die’ mommeh? Pwincess Pwincess wub die’!”
- >”We are going to have to cut back on your food. You are really starting to gain some weight!”
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