prince anon getting called at 3 AM

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #665
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>prince anon getting called at 3 AM by helsa every Saturday night
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Sounds like more of a Verosika thing to do.
>Heeey babe~
>Wha?
>No iknow whad tiemitis
>Aww c'mon now
>I don'
>*hic*
>I don' only callya whenahmdrunk
>...oggay so ah'm always drunk
>yuugot me there
>annyyyyywayz I'll be ovar in like twenny minnutz
>dont even bother wearin' pants~

>They didn't even bother tightening security around the palace
>Sending her away was about as difficult as shooing off a dog whimpering at you with their fetch ball in their mouth
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>>They didn't even bother tightening security around the palace
She always finds a way in
They even used wards but she somehow got in
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lol
>Verosika
>Get out of my fucking room
>How did you even get in here?

>Awwww c'mon dontcha have time for yer widdel Vero?

>I have time for sleep, followed by time for coffee and bagels, followed by a long, long day of handshaking and brown nosing while trying to keep my fricking sister from exploding into a song and dance routine in the middle of negotiations about the size of a local warlord's personal army
>Now get lost

>Come oooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnn
>ahmyer girlfriiiiiieeend
>Dontchu havta do your husbandly duteez?

>I'm not your boyfriend
>You dragged me into the green room at your last concert and assaulted me while your groupies took photos
>The only reason you didn't end up as an exterminator-spear-pincushion is because I'm as big of a softie as my sister

>Aaaaand becuz yaknow you just KNOW yawant anutha piece of this~

>Verosika you smell like beelzejuice and smoke machine fluid
>For the last time, get out of my bed
>And seriously, how did you get in here?
>Were the guards napping or something?

>.........I actchully can't remember..........
>Hay whazzup with yer sister anyway?
>D'you have somethin' goin' on?
>Izznot becuz she's a bettar singer than me izzit?
>Becaus I swear to fuck I'll challenj her to a deemun duel right now
>Ah'll even leddher pick the song

>For Satan's sake, shut up already
>If I let you sleep here, will you promise to be quiet?

>Yeeessss~

>Hey, HEY
>I said SLEEP
>Only sleep
>Let go of my blanket, I'll get you your own
>And stay on your side!
>If I wake up and find your hands or mouth or feet or tail anywhere below my waistline I'm going to have the head of the guard drag you out of here by your horns
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>Anon wakes up to verosika with her head on his chest snoring and with a small puddle of drool
>Her tail is wraooed around his arm and he can tell that if he moves his arm he'll end up waking her, and by pulling her tail make her really REALLY horny
>Anon doesn't need that shit right now
>If she wasn't such a mess she would be kinda cute right now