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Zorana: when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when I do it I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on’.

Suprema: *pointing to broken coffee maker*
Suprema: Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
Jax: … I did. I broke it-
Suprema: No. No, you didn’t. Zorana?
Zorana Don’t look at me, look at Rhythm!:
Rhythm: What? I didn’t break it!
Zorana: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Rhythm: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Zorana: Suspicious…
Rhythm: No, it’s not!
Zed: If it matters, probably not but… Minuki was the last one to use it.
Minuki: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Zed: Oh really? The what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Minuki: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, Zed!
Jax: Let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Suprema.
Suprema: No. Who broke it?
Rhythm: Suprema, Riiko’s been awfully quiet-
Riiko: Really?
Rhythm: Yeah, really!
Everyone: *screaming*
Suprema: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict in ten minutes from now they’ll be at each others throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick… good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Opal: This is Marshall.
Raith: Cool. How long you guys been dating?
Opal: We're just friends. He's like the gayest person I've ever met, but I make out with him when I'm drunk sometimes.
Raith: If you don't want to talk to me, you can just say so.
Opal: I don't want to talk to you.

Jack: Yes, we're gonna get a dish rack, and shower curtains, and a cutting board, but if you think for one second that I'm not also gonna get that marshmallow shooter so I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you're asleep, then you're the dumbest woman I know.
Jax: [deeply touched] You're going to make me cry.

Cyndra: This "Snake Juice" is basically rat poison. Everybody's wasted.
[cuts to a drunk and crying Rhythm]
Rhythm: You don't even know one thing, I didn't even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and I didn't even do it once!!
[cuts to a drunk Falar]
Falar: I'm like an elephant, OK? If I walk into a room, it's like OK, he's in there.
[cuts to a drunk Zorana]
Zorana: I'm gonna tell you...That...That bitch over there...I'm...I'm gonna tell..I don't have to...I don't have to brag.
[cuts to a drunk and giggling Zed]
Zed: Baba booey.
[cuts to a drunk Jax]
Jax: Turn this music down. [singing] Farts and boobs and love and stuff... macaroni salad...
[cuts to a drunk Minuki]
Minuki: [rapidly speaks Spanish]