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Unlimited Tiger Works

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  1. "Check this out then King of Heroes! I'll defeat you in a single spell!" Shirou exclaimed.
  2.  
  3. "Very well, you may have this chance to prove your worth you mongrel."
  4.  
  5. "I am the second Tiger of Fuyuki,
  6.  
  7. Milk is in my bowl, and meat is on my plate,
  8.  
  9. I have eaten over a thousand fish,
  10.  
  11. Unafraid of the night,
  12.  
  13. Nor easy to wake,
  14.  
  15. Withstood many lawsuits to keep my tiger,
  16.  
  17. I have no regrets, not even his name,
  18.  
  19. My whole life is-
  20.  
  21. UNLIMITED TIGER WORKS!"
  22.  
  23. The world changed. The world was suddenly a thick forest, and on every spot of bare ground and every branch of every one of the massive trees spiraling to the heavens was covered in tigers.
  24.  
  25. "DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH TIGERS, KING OF HEROES!?" Shirou shouted victoriously. Rin took a seat on a tiger behind him to watch the festivities.
  26.  
  27. "Why would I need this many tigers?" Gilgamesh responded.
  28.  
  29. "That's what a petty man with no tigers would say." Shirou claimed victoriously.
  30.  
  31. "Well I do have three. They're each better than all yours put together though!"
  32.  
  33. "Prove it!"
  34.  
  35. "Fine!" Gilgamesh responded, before dumping three legendary tigers from his Gate of Babylon.
  36.  
  37. Suddenly every tiger in the world turned into a copy of one of the superior tigers.
  38.  
  39. 'Holy shit. He played me like a fool. His army has gained a ridiculous amount of strength in a split second. I'm dealing with a strategic mastermind!' Gilgamesh thought in rage and a hint of fear.
  40.  
  41. "Holy shit! All my Dolphins changed!" Shirou noticed.
  42.  
  43. "They're tigers." Gilgamesh responded warily, unsure if he was dealing with a retard or a genius.
  44.  
  45. "Their name is Dolphin." Shirou responded slowly, as if talking to an idiot.
  46.  
  47. "THAT'S SUCH A TERRIBLE NAME!" Gilgamesh yelled as he began launching hundreds of weapons a second at the ever encroaching waves of flesh and fang. Realizing his situation he drew Ea and destroyed the entire universe in a single swipe.
  48.  
  49. "Foolish. To think such a simple attack could kill-"
  50.  
  51. "I am the second Tiger of Fuyuki,
  52.  
  53. Milk is in my bowl, and meat is on my plate,
  54.  
  55. I have eaten over a thousand fish,
  56.  
  57. Unafraid of the night,
  58.  
  59. Nor easy to wake,
  60.  
  61. Withstood many lawsuits to keep my tiger,
  62.  
  63. I have no regrets, not even his name,
  64.  
  65. My whole life is-
  66.  
  67. UNLIMITED TIGER WORKS!"
  68.  
  69. Shirou chanted as quickly as he could, frantically dodging the equally frantic barrage of weapons launched at him. The few blades he couldn't dodge were suddenly deflected by a shield made from one of Rin's gems.
  70.  
  71. Suddenly they were back to the forest. The ground blanketed with Tigers and some now even clinging to the sides of the trees.
  72.  
  73. "If it didn't work the first time then why-?" Gilgamesh started
  74.  
  75. "This time the ground is tigers too."
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