All's Fair 'n' Lovin' Whore

Hey, buddy... yeah, you... I think you've found what you're looking for so come on in! That's right- dump that disgusting sweaty gross corn dog and come on in... Right this way, sir, step right up...

Aaaand why don't you just take a seat and make yourself comfortable... sit at my table, right across from me, if you would...

So, uh, blessed be – and, um- welcome!... Yeah, welcome to my crazy little... gypsy tent... What do ya think? Kinda boho, eh?...I got all manner of foolish drapes and beads and... dumb little trinkets- bric-a-brac and whatnots- hanging off the walls, and so on... Idiotic, yet charming all the same... in a... rustic... kind of a way, wouldn't you say? ...You like that atmospheric scent? ...I've been cooking up some super-special fragrant oil... Good for instilling a calm and peaceful ambience... Good for what ails ya... It's very subtle, yet effective... It'll help settle you right down and I ain't foolin'... Why don't you go right on ahead and suck in a good, deep swig now?... That's the ticket!... Breathe in deeply, now...

There you go... Very pleasant, isn't it? ...Good... That's very good... slow and deep... Feel how my mystical scent just clings to all that tension in your body and so calmly gets to work on dissolving all of it away...

Say, have you ridden the ghost train yet? ...No? Fuck me, mister, it's a must-do – it's pretty spectacular... Scared the fuckin' suitcase outta me, let me tell ya... Outta nowhere this Dracula thing with spinny red eyes just pops right the fuck out, and he's right up in my face and he's all like, [In your best Transylvanian accent:] "Come to me, my darling..."

You more of a spinning tea-cup kinda guy? ...Not even, huh? ...I would've warned you about the corn dog guy... but it's too late for that, I guess...

...Uhhhmmm, so, look, I'm real sorry, mister, but I don't want to begin until you cross my palm with silver, as they say... I mean, in other words, I don't start a-yappin' till I gets my bread, if you catch my drift... Oh, five sacagawea's – really? That's all you've got, huh? ...Well, I guess today is gonna be your lucky day – I'm bored and I think you're cute, so let's do this... Whatta ya say? ...Wonderful!

So, if it's OK with you, I'd like to mush up your brains just a little... I'm not going to fuck you up or anything, don't worry... I simply want to stupefy you that little bit; hopefully guide you into a sweet trance... I mean if that's OK with you... Is that OK? ...OK, good... Thank you... All you have to do is just listen to me, and let yourself just zone on out now... It's really easy...

Just breathing in deep and easy for me... nice and slowly... Taking in all of that therapeutic scent... as it gently and gradually unfurls every one of those knotted muscles... It feels really nice... Profoundly relaxing...

That's right – you just continue to let that scent do its work and breath easily... Relaxing beautifully now as I shuffle my magic, dirty tarot cards here... Do you know what tarot is? ...Nah, me neither, really... It's fascinating, though, isn't it? ...What do you mean, no? ...I guess you have a point... Be that as it may, I'm sure my unusual deck will intrigue you... You see, these are special cards... I made them myself... Just watch me as I shuffle... Very good... I even did the goofy little drawings on them and all... That's right... You just let your breathing slow as your body sinks into a nice, calm and relaxed state... Let the sound of my voice calm you as your body slows down; your muscles unwinding further and your breath gets another little bit deeper and slower... That's it... very good...

Are you starting to feel just a teensy bit sleepier? ...That's good – go with it... The more relaxed you are, the better I'll be able to read these special cards I'm about to draw for you... Watch my hands now as I shuffle... Just rhythmically shuffling... slowly shuffling... slow circular movement... Slow and circular... like that languid rise and fall of your chest... breathing deeply and slowly... Slow and lulling... Sleepy... sleepy... Good... And it feels wonderful...

That's it, breathing nice and deep, and so easily for me now...

A nice warm fuzzy feeling, isn't it? Now, I'm about to begin laying my magic cards face-down on the table... a small, round table draped all the way down to the floor with a purple, silky fabric... Just keep watching my slow, calculated movements... mystifying and mystical movements of my elegant hands... You notice I'm wearing purple nail varnish, similar in shade to the fabric covering the table... Gentle hands shuffling and manipulating my strange deck... Hands, so placid and poised, softly sweeping over and around... Cards shuffling...

Watch now as I carefully lay one of these cards down... You might start to feel progressively mesmerised as I do my thing... That's what you want, so go with it... Just allow my words... the sound of my voice... my serene movements... just let it all lull you...  10...  with a firm and deliberate... Snap... And I repeat the hypnotising movement... 9... laying a second card down beside the first... with the same... Snap... [Lower tone] Once again my hand flows through the motion... Snap... that's 8... and again... 7... Snap... Just relax and watch me place another card down... ...6... Snap... yes, again... watch... [Lower tone again] …5... [even lower]...Snap... 4... snap... ...3... [whisper]...snap... ...2... Snap... and... ...1... ...Snap... Feeling so good and so sleepy...

That's your fate laid out before us on my table... Relax, I have a really good feeling about this... That's it, relax and go deeper into that happy, sleepy, restful state of trance... So easy...

You're feeling very relaxed and sleepy now... How about we take a look to see what my weird cards have in store? ...Yeah? OK... And the first one is...

10... Geese a-laying... Laying golden eggs... Suggestions. Inside your mind... I'm bringing you down to a super-relaxed state where my little golden eggs will hatch to create a vivid and sexy experience for you... What do you think? ...You in? ...Fantastic! ...Just allow yourself to fall deeper into that peaceful, sleepy feeling... Next is...

9... Drummers a-drumming... a slow and steady beat in your chest... and it's slowing... gradually and easily... A lovely, tranquil feeling throughout your entirety now... Feeling so wonderfully at ease... so relaxed... Let's see what else we have here...

8... Waves a-flowing... and ebbing... Slowly... to... and fro... Breathing so deeply and slowly now, feeling terrifically peaceful and secure... to... and fro... deep... and slow... loose... and mellow... Easily breathing... to... and fro...

7... Swans a-drifting... just drifting... gliding gently across a lake... Your thoughts... softly drifting away from you... like the serene swans... drifting effortlessly on the lake... drifting away...

6... Coals a-glowing... in your balls... Your sexual energy waiting to be stirred and released... Release your mind from anticipation... Let your cock carry it instead... All of that anticipation... and arousal...

5... Leaves a-falling... Languidly, you fall five times deeper into this deep relaxation... spiraling down so effortlessly on the gentlest breeze... down you go... Down into deep trance... Falling so very easily...

4... Diamonds a-glinting... Glinting clear... like your mind now... Empty and clear and ready to be filled with these erotic pleasures I want to give to you... Clear mind, deep, deep trance... Next up is...

3... Doors a-yawning... Yawning open, receptive... Receptive to my suggestions and this incredible new experience... Open up for me now and allow me to step on in...

2... Ice-cream scoops a-melting... melting away like any remaining resistance in your mind... let it all fall away now and give in to my beguiling voice... and give in to pleasure... give in to...

1... Maiden a-milking... yes, a beautiful maiden milking the cum out of your dick... and boy, she is going to make you cum like a madman... Take it easy, sweetheart, all in good time... That's right, just keep nice and relaxed for me, OK? ...Continue to breathe nice and easy for me...

Now that you've reached our special place, I'd like to impart just a final few words of wisdom before the main feature... Some little suggestions, in the hope they might enhance the ensuing experience...

I've created this experience for you to enjoy. And I want you to enjoy it your way. That means that you can cum if and whenever you want... we're not going to confine one opportunity to one little window... Like, the entire duration of this audio is  going to be the window... And fuck it, even though we're aiming for a sublime and dreamy HFO here, if you want to start yanking on that meat, then be my guest...

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I arrive at your place. I'm looking incredibly good today, even if I do say so myself... vibrant and... fresh. Colourful, even- like a sweet drop of sunshine brightening up the room. There's a pronounced, flighty spring in my step... because... I'm so happy to see you.

I'm wearing a flirty little skirt that's juussst short enough to tease, and hint at the embroidered bands at the tops of my sexy black stockings. My short sleeved blouse is very tight and squeezing my pleasing form, unbuttoned to that special sweet-spot between my perfectly sculpted breasts... Just a sliver of my black push-up bra showing... Say, doesn't my hair look particularly sassy today? You're damn right it does! ...Jet-black mascara seems to add even more sparkle and shimmer to my arresting luminous eyes... My full pink lips look so tender and moist... warm, juicy and plump... You like the way I look, sweetheart? [tiny, soft titter] hm-hm. Thanks.

So, I came over today because... well, I really wanted to see you... and, um... I wanted to ask you to do something. For me... But first I want to tell you... [getting a little awkward] rather, thank you... for being so good to me... You're so kind and gentle... and, you're the coolest... most awsome-est dude I've ever met... strong and silent  ...Quietly assured, confident... and, I find the way you keep it to yourself... well, it's sexy! It's just so alluring... I love the way you just... don't need to brag about how great you are!... [titter] Stop it! I'm trying to be serious, silly! ...Alright, alright, sorry for getting all mushy on you - I'll wrap it up - you're just perfect, OK? [titter] And... I love you!

[starting to get a little bit seductive] But... I know there's a teeny little part of you that you don't let out to... play... very often now, isn't there? ...[titter] No, I'm not talking about your dick! ...That certainly is not a teeny part! ...I'm talking about the teeny... little... animalistic side of you... Know what I mean? ...Aw, come here, sweetie...

[Tender kissing for a while]

[Breathy and close] I know this isn't all that comfortable for you, but I feel like I can say anything to you... and, you know I'd do anything for you... So, I have an idea - let's try this for starters... Why don't you just rip my blouse right off? Right now. Go ahead, sweetie... just rip it right- [ripping sound and she gasps in arousal][aroused whisper] Oh yes - put your hands on me...

[Some more kissing, a little more passionate, with gentle moans]

[Whispers in ear seductively, aroused] I'm so sorry, sweetheart, but sometimes a girl just needs to get fucked like a filthy... little... wwhhoorree... Let me be your dirty whore... Please... I want to... I want to be your whore...

[Very passionate kissing, with more pronounced moans]

[Soft, gentle growl] I want you to fuck me so hard...

Please... please, sweetie... and I can be any girl you like... anything for you... [breathy and pouty] Oh, I promise I'll be a good girl for you, sir...

[make-out jam] [starts rubbing his junk over his pants]

Does that feel good? I can feel how you're so hard for me in those pants... Mmmm? Oh, you like that... Why, I'm gonna have to bust that monster out of there before long now, aren't I?

I want you... I want you so much. And I know... You want me. I know you do. Why, your nuts have been buzzing from the moment you saw me [tiny giggle]... [teasing] Don't you want me to be a good girl for you? Hmmm? [undoes his pants][pouty] I know you do...

[whispers in ear] I want you to fuck me sooo hard...

[JUST A PRELIMINARY NOTE ON THE IMPENDING SEXY PART (Suggestion): Bags and oodles of passion and desperation with expressive moans, but perhaps bear in mind not to get extremely loud.]

[jerking sounds]

Are you still afraid of hurting me? Even after all... [little kiss] all this? ...Aww, you're such a sweetie, you really are... But that doesn't always get you what you want, now, does it? Or, haven't you noticed? [little kiss] ...Well then, I'll make you a deal... I... promise to let you know if it's too much... [little kiss] if you... promise to let go and – you know, live a little... [little kiss] Hmm? For me, OK? ...Don't be afraid, sweetheart, and just fuck my ditzy little brains out! [little kiss] It's OK, I promise you it's OK... It's what I want, OK? [little kiss] ...I'll tell you what- I know you aren't at your sharpest right now, so I'll throw you a bone, sweetie... I'm going to tell you exactly how to take me. I'll walk you through it. I'm going to tell you to take me the way you've always wanted to take me – the way you've always wanted to take a woman... just let go and fuck me as hard as you can... [whispers] I want you to. Oh, I really want you to... Use me...

[makin' out]

[whispers in ear] Just use my body like it belongs to you... I love you...

[breathily] Grab me... and... [a little bit of struggling, rustling sounds...] ...bend... me... [and she slaps his hands away][sternly, a little pissed off] I said grab me and bend me over the fucking counter!

[a little surprised squeal – then giggly]

You catch on pretty quick, I'll give you that... I want you to tell me what I am to you. I want you to say it... pull my little skirt up. What am I? ...Oh, I've been so bad... [gasp][little moans of pleasure] ...Oh god, I love your big strong hand on my ass like that! ...Oh, it feels so good...

[softer tone] So what are you going to do? Hmm? [whisper] What are you going to do? What are you going to do to me, sir?

[a spank and a giggly little yelp]

Oh my, you really are catching on! ...Mmm, that's nice... Yeah, just let your hand go wherever it wants...  oh, that feels good... I love the way you touch me. Oh, I love it! Ooohh ...Here, grab my hair... you can pull a little harder... Ah! ...Mmm, can you feel that? Can you feel how hot my little pussy is for you right now? ...You're turning me on, sir! ...Oooh, my little pussy likes that, sir... oh, my pretty pussy likes-

[another spank and a giggly little yelp]

Ooohh. You're really teaching me a lesson, sir! [giggles] ...Please do it again... mmm- Pull my panties down and do it again... oh, please,sir...

[and again, and a more aroused yelp]

I'm aching for you, sir... I'm fucking soaking for you... Please... I promise I'll be a good girl for you... I'll do anything...

[Spank / reaction]

Oh fuck! Oh fuck, sir...

[Spank / reaction]

[breathy and aroused] oh yes, that's it... mmm... Fuck, I love your big hand grabbing my ass like that- it's so fucking hot! ...Oh god, oh yeah... Oh god, yes, oh god I want your fingers inside me... oh god I want your fingers inside me, sir... oooohhhh... Please...

[getting fingered for a bit, improv. moans, etc... and then-]

Oh, that's it - Rub that stiff dick on my pussy... I love it when you tease me with your hard cock... oh, yesss.... I love it!

I need it in me, sir... hard and deep. Please... please... Let me be the slut I want to be for you... make me your slut... please...

Oh, please stop teasing me and fuck me hard, sir- I promise I'll be good... I'll be a good girl for you. Oh please, I want you to take me... I want you to get angry and take me hard! Please! ...Fucking rip my panties off and shove that cock into me... [panty rippin' sound and she gasps]

[improv. hard ballin'][some suggested lines, varied repeats as desired / 'cum' as desired -]

What am I? I want you to tell me... [throw this in every now and again- she likes to be told what she is, apparently]

You've wanted this as much as I have, haven't you?.. You've wanted to... fuck me... mercilessly... haven't you?

I wanna be your whore, sir... I wanna be your whore... Tell me I'm your whore... Please...

Oh god, I love you so much, sweetie... Oh, it's OK - Fuck me... Don't stop fucking me!

Am I being a good little whore for you, sir? Am I a good little whore?

Take me! I'm all yours! I'm your whore, sir, I'm your dirty... little... fucking... whore!

[after a while, she gets on her knees:]

[breathlessly] I want you - I want you to fuck my face... I want you to fuck my face until you cum... please, sir... won't you fuck my pretty face until you cum?

[face-fuckin'- breaking off occasionally to say something dirty, breathlessly... like-(some suggested lines to intersperse/vary/repeat:)]

-That's it- fuck your little whore's pretty face... Oh, please...
-Anything - Oh, please... Please, I'll do anything... Anything, sir... Fuck my dirty mouth!
-Please! I want this so bad... Please, sir!

[and after a while:]

Oh god, I want to feel your cum on my face, sir... please...

[jerking sounds, interspersed with brief sucking here and there]

[Improv. Begging for cum on face - Some suggested lines-]

[pouty] Ooohhh, fucking cum all over my slutty face! ...All over my pretty, slutty face...

I'm the biggest, dirtiest fucking whore for you... Just for you... I wanna make you cum...

Fuck it's so hot! I want it real bad... Cum for me... please cum for me... I'll do anything... Anything to make you cum for me...

Are you gonna cum for me, huh? ...You wanna cum all over your dirty little whore's face?

[After comedown...][wiping cum off face and licking fingers]

Your cum is basically... pretty much like candy to me...

[catching breath] Oh my god, sweetie! You're fucking incredible! Wow!

Can we just lie right here for a while... Just lie down with me while I cuddle up next to you... [cuddly girl sounds]... I just want to hold on to you for a while... [cuddly girl sounds]... I love you so much... [cuddly girl sounds] Let's just relax and enjoy this afterglow together... [cuddly girl sounds]... That was so amazing... [cuddly girl sounds]... Did I make you feel good?

Now, take as much time as you want to just relax right now... You can open your eyes and get on with your day whenever you want...

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