<aborticide> how many times have you been banned from #linux ?
<Accelerator> I don't recall giving you permission to PM me. Go read a manual kiddie, I won't get banned because you want to whine like a bitch.
<Accelerator> Go cry to mommy. No one gives a shit about your problems because you're to stupid to read a man page.
<aborticide> you're not very productive in trolling
<Accelerator> Shush kiddie.
<Accelerator> Linux isn't for stupid people.
<Accelerator> Go back to Mac.
<aborticide> i'm serious
<Accelerator> Don't make me call your mom and tell her you're on the computer past your bedtime.
<aborticide> you know how many times i've been banned?
<Accelerator> You know how big my penis is?
<Accelerator> My e-penis is huge.
<Accelerator> 12 inches.
<aborticide> the correct answer was 'no'
<Accelerator> Your grammar is horrible.
<Accelerator> Go back to school.
<aborticide> for every one line i get 2.5 of yours
<aborticide> you're wasting your time
<aborticide> do it properly idiot
<Accelerator> The ops don't give a shit about a small dicked fucker like you.
<Accelerator> So cry all you want.
<aborticide> read between the lines
<aborticide> i've been here longer than you have
<aborticide> all summer in fact
<Accelerator> HOT DAMN
<Accelerator> HOW BIG IS YOUR E-PENIS?
<Accelerator> No one cares how many nerd points you have
<Accelerator> You're still a stupid skiddie
<aborticide> no datatype can house it
<aborticide> you're fucking yourself
<Accelerator> I do that every night brah.
<aborticide> aren't you afraid you're going to respawn as a starving child in africa?
<Accelerator> Nigger shut up.
<aborticide> life sucks and then you die
<Accelerator> QQ more emo kid
<aborticide> come to ##linux-ops with me
<Accelerator> Make me whore.
<aborticide> wuss
<aborticide> who owns ##linux?
<aborticide> why you scared tho?
<Accelerator> I'm wetting myself in fear son.
<Accelerator> Look kid, the OPs don't give a shit about you.
<aborticide> why you scared to follow me?
<aborticide> no one cares
<aborticide> about me
<Accelerator> Good job.
<Accelerator> Maybe now you'll see this isn't a place for kids.
<Accelerator> Enjoy your ban from ##linux
<aborticide> it was your loss though
<Accelerator> How so?
<Accelerator> You nerd raged
<Accelerator> You didn't get your problem solved
<Accelerator> You whined like a bitch to the ops
<aborticide> you were denied
<Accelerator> they politely told you they didn't give a shit, and you got banned.
<Accelerator> Everyone's mocking you now also. Good job :)
<aborticide> those are expendable qualities
<Accelerator> Now go rage son.
<Accelerator> No one gives a shit about you.
<Accelerator> If you haven't learned that yet, I seriously wish you the best of luck on the internet.
<aborticide> i know you have lost more than I
<Accelerator> I gained a lot of entertainment from you, and you getting banned was just a priceless topping that you issued upon yourself
<Accelerator> Thank you very much good sir.
<aborticide> entertainment is useless
<Accelerator> You've been my entertainment for this week
<Accelerator> Now go back to #ubuntu so I can troll you there to ;)
<aborticide> what do you mean? i won because i got myself banned
<Accelerator> LOL, alright, sure.
<Accelerator> Stop nerd raging because you got banned
<Accelerator> QQ moar
<aborticide> why are you avoiding the question?
<Accelerator> There is no question. Just a whiney little bitch with bad spelling and grammar desperately trying to convince himself he won a battle when all he did was get trolled hard core.
<Accelerator> Go to bed now please.
<aborticide> i don't understand, are you referring to yourself?
<Accelerator> You don't understand because you're IQ is abhorely low.
<aborticide> no it's pretty low
<aborticide> and by low i mean high
<Accelerator> That makes no logical sense. Please provide a valid argument.
<Accelerator> Don't worry, I'll wait.
<aborticide> okay
<aborticide> there it is
<Accelerator> I'm sorry, did you just attempt to speak to me through your computer? I mean, your IQ is so low, you probably just did. You have to type your insults out. Do you know how to do that?
<Accelerator> My god, you either type horridly slow, or just take forever to process things.
<Accelerator> Come on kid, I don't have all night.
<Accelerator> Come on now. What's 1+1
<Accelerator> Hit the "2" key and hit enter.
<Accelerator> It's not that hard, come on now. You can do it.
<aborticide> what?
<aborticide> i was busy not giving a damn
<aborticide> 2
<Accelerator> I*
<aborticide> you just corrected yourself, not so smart now are we ;)
<Accelerator> No sir, I just corrected you. My grammar has been flawless.
* Accelerator sighs
<Accelerator> You're hopeless.
<Accelerator> Would you like me to tutor you in English?
<aborticide> that would be evolution in reverse
<Accelerator> Did it seriously take you that long for such a horrible insult?
<Accelerator> Really?
<Accelerator> Jesus man. Maybe I should tutor you in trash talking also.
<aborticide> what?
<aborticide> you in trash talking?
<Accelerator> Do I need to break it up for you?
<aborticide> half of nothing is still nothign
<Accelerator> nothing*
<aborticide> nothing has changed
<Accelerator> What's 3+1?
<aborticide> 4
<Accelerator> Good job!
<aborticide> that was a 1 right
<Accelerator> No, it was a 3.
<aborticide> 4+i is ... 4+i
<aborticide> i've lost interest