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  1. APR 1 - 7:05PM
  2. 1aMUDAa1: this rights talk reminds me of arab spring for some reason
  3.  
  4. APR 1 - 7:06PM
  5. smittykitty: I'd definitely be dead if I were Arab
  6.  
  7. APR 1 - 7:07PM
  8. BrotherOni: In the UK, 1918 for women over the age of 30, 1928 for women over the age of 21, 1968 (bloody hell!) for women over the age of 18 (same as men)
  9.  
  10. APR 1 - 7:08PM
  11. smittykitty: Oh shit, wow, okay
  12.  
  13. APR 1 - 7:12PM
  14. smittykitty: Oh god my faaaace
  15.  
  16. APR 1 - 7:40PM
  17. serj2026: ewwww rights
  18.  
  19. APR 1 - 7:44PM
  20. SpaceMoose: Women still vote primarily for white men, though
  21.  
  22. slyracoon04: good
  23.  
  24. SpaceMoose: That will never change
  25.  
  26. APR 1 - 7:45PM
  27. slyracoon04: there is no reason it should
  28.  
  29. APR 1 - 7:47PM
  30. goingmyway4life: what?
  31.  
  32. APR 1 - 7:49PM
  33. SpaceMoose: Women are extremely gullible
  34.  
  35. goingmyway4life: wow ok
  36.  
  37. slyracoon04: put molly in her champagne
  38.  
  39. slyracoon04: she aint even know
  40.  
  41. slyracoon04: it
  42.  
  43. SpaceMoose: Women are very easy to manipulate. If they weren't I would never get laid
  44.  
  45. slyracoon04: fr fr lol
  46.  
  47. APR 1 - 7:50PM
  48. goingmyway4life: wow ok im bout to fight some ******** ****
  49.  
  50. SpaceMoose: So sure, let them have the vote. They will just do what their husbands want them to do with it
  51.  
  52. goingmyway4life: yall assholes
  53.  
  54. SpaceMoose: Trump is president in USA. I rest my case.
  55.  
  56. slyracoon04: lol ill run your fade any day
  57.  
  58. goingmyway4life: try it
  59.  
  60. mattboser: shut up
  61.  
  62. slyracoon04: where you from?
  63.  
  64. APR 1 - 7:51PM
  65. mattboser: who?
  66.  
  67. mattboser: me?
  68.  
  69. slyracoon04: no
  70.  
  71. mattboser: then shut up
  72.  
  73. slyracoon04: lol ill run yours too
  74.  
  75. goingmyway4life: ***** im from philly
  76.  
  77. mattboser: Shut up!!!
  78.  
  79. APR 1 - 7:52PM
  80. goingmyway4life: ********
  81.  
  82. slyracoon04: or what lol
  83.  
  84. mattboser: or else face the rage of the raging Brachydios
  85.  
  86. goingmyway4life: *****
  87.  
  88. slyracoon04: yall disabled
  89.  
  90. APR 1 - 7:53PM
  91. mattboser: stop cursing goingmyway4life
  92.  
  93. goingmyway4life: you stupid *****
  94.  
  95. mattboser: no u
  96.  
  97. goingmyway4life: *****
  98.  
  99. mattboser: no u
  100.  
  101. slyracoon04: **** **** so small you piss on your balls
  102.  
  103. mattboser: no u
  104.  
  105. APR 1 - 7:54PM
  106. mattboser: no u
  107.  
  108. goingmyway4life: *-*-*-*-*
  109.  
  110. goingmyway4life: sir ima woman so stfu
  111.  
  112. APR 1 - 7:55PM
  113. mattboser: and im an Elder dragon
  114.  
  115. mattboser: deal with it
  116.  
  117. slyracoon04: ur a micropenis **** hmu Yuba City CA bruh lol
  118.  
  119. IdunFooked: chrombopulous micheal
  120.  
  121. serj2026: taste my sharpness 5 sword
  122.  
  123. APR 1 - 7:56PM
  124. slyracoon04: iridocyclitis
  125.  
  126. goingmyway4life: erm
  127.  
  128. mattboser: I am Shara Ishvalda, You are all Foolish Mortals
  129.  
  130. APR 1 - 7:58PM
  131. mattboser: Fear me for I am the Old Everwyrm
  132.  
  133. APR 1 - 7:59PM
  134. slyracoon04: its ya boy, uh, skinny penis
  135.  
  136. APR 1 - 8:00PM
  137. mattboser: Foolish mortals, do you even know how powerful I am?
  138.  
  139. slyracoon04: **** ****
  140.  
  141. slyracoon04: nick
  142.  
  143. slyracoon04: ***
  144.  
  145. slyracoon04: ge
  146.  
  147. slyracoon04: *
  148.  
  149. slyracoon04: r
  150.  
  151. APR 1 - 8:01PM
  152. mattboser: You are all doomed
  153.  
  154. APR 1 - 8:02PM
  155. mattboser: I am the maker of Earthquakes, terraformer of mountains, ruler of the Origin Isle. Silence or face my wrath
  156.  
  157. LouieU2Shoes: tou ch f a c e
  158.  
  159. LouieU2Shoes: do'nt
  160.  
  161. APR 1 - 8:03PM
  162. mattboser: ...
  163.  
  164. APR 1 - 8:04PM
  165. mattboser: Did you not hear my warning, Foolish Mortal?
  166.  
  167. APR 1 - 8:07PM
  168. sleepypoatato: heck
  169.  
  170. APR 1 - 8:08PM
  171. Pewwey_Pewweynw: ded?
  172.  
  173. sleepypoatato: no
  174.  
  175. Pewwey_Pewweynw: ok
  176.  
  177. APR 1 - 8:37PM
  178. SpaceMoose: Sleepy!
  179.  
  180. APR 1 - 8:38PM
  181. ConnorD581: know any cheats for douchebag workout 2?
  182.  
  183. APR 1 - 8:39PM
  184. PyroOfFlames: hey guys
  185.  
  186. PyroOfFlames: its me
  187.  
  188. PyroOfFlames: the infamous pyroofflames
  189.  
  190. APR 1 - 8:40PM
  191. PyroOfFlames: ik ik im really famous but acalm down guys calmdown
  192.  
  193. ConnorD581: never heard of u
  194.  
  195. APR 1 - 8:41PM
  196. ConnorD581: so u cant be that famous
  197.  
  198. SpaceMoose: OMG is that THE Pyro of Flames??!
  199.  
  200. APR 1 - 8:42PM
  201. SpaceMoose: *fangirling out here*
  202.  
  203. ConnorD581: who r u
  204.  
  205. APR 1 - 8:43PM
  206. SpaceMoose: Me? Well, I am the Space Moose.
  207.  
  208. SpaceMoose: Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
  209.  
  210. ConnorD581: no pyro only pyro I know is pyrocynical
  211.  
  212. SpaceMoose: We was in the 90s band Porno for Pyros
  213.  
  214. SpaceMoose: I think he played drums
  215.  
  216. APR 1 - 8:44PM
  217. ConnorD581: definitely not looking that up
  218.  
  219. APR 1 - 8:45PM
  220. ConnorD581: I know a real celebrity
  221.  
  222. APR 1 - 8:46PM
  223. SpaceMoose: Danny Devito?
  224.  
  225. ConnorD581: nope
  226.  
  227. ConnorD581: im british
  228.  
  229. APR 1 - 8:47PM
  230. SpaceMoose: Sir Patrick Stewart?
  231.  
  232. Pewwey_Pewweynw: and i'm an abomination
  233.  
  234. SpaceMoose: Fun!
  235.  
  236. ConnorD581: I know ksi got him as a friend on xbox
  237.  
  238. Pewwey_Pewweynw: any minilad fans
  239.  
  240. Pewwey_Pewweynw: ?
  241.  
  242. ConnorD581: yep
  243.  
  244. APR 1 - 8:48PM
  245. ConnorD581: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  246.  
  247. APR 1 - 8:49PM
  248. ConnorD581: sbeve
  249.  
  250. Jake_GameMaster: yes this floor is made out of floor
  251.  
  252. APR 1 - 8:50PM
  253. SpaceMoose: Jake, we said no autism today.
  254.  
  255. ConnorD581: im autistic
  256.  
  257. Jake_GameMaster: hey!
  258.  
  259. APR 1 - 8:51PM
  260. ConnorD581: im seriously autistic
  261.  
  262. SpaceMoose: Just dial it back guys
  263.  
  264. APR 1 - 8:54PM
  265. Jake_GameMaster: So my state is now officially on lockdown
  266.  
  267. Jake_GameMaster: so that's fun
  268.  
  269. APR 1 - 8:56PM
  270. SpaceMoose: Arizona?
  271.  
  272. Rahaa: *Grabs 2 beers from secret fridge, hands 1 beer to SpaceMoose*
  273.  
  274. SpaceMoose: Cheers, Raha!
  275.  
  276. Rahaa: Cheers
  277.  
  278. APR 1 - 8:57PM
  279. Jake_GameMaster: no, florida
  280.  
  281. APR 1 - 8:59PM
  282. Rahaa: Morrowing symbol in avatar?
  283.  
  284. APR 1 - 9:00PM
  285. Rahaa: Morrowind
  286.  
  287. Jake_GameMaster: Skyrim
  288.  
  289. Jake_GameMaster: I forgot I even had it
  290.  
  291. APR 1 - 9:02PM
  292. Rahaa: I knew I had seen that symbol somewhere.
  293.  
  294. APR 1 - 9:04PM
  295. slyracoon04: Khajiit is best race
  296.  
  297. Jake_GameMaster: yeah, but for my playthrough right now, I'm using dark elf
  298.  
  299. Jake_GameMaster: I like it
  300.  
  301. APR 1 - 9:05PM
  302. slyracoon04: i made a dark elf destruction mage once.
  303.  
  304. Jake_GameMaster: nice
  305.  
  306. slyracoon04: i wound up making more of a arcane archer
  307.  
  308. APR 1 - 9:06PM
  309. Jake_GameMaster: for my dark elf, it's a healer melee combo
  310.  
  311. Jake_GameMaster: with heavey armor
  312.  
  313. slyracoon04: i respect that
  314.  
  315. LouieU2Shoes: huH?
  316.  
  317. slyracoon04: do you use wards
  318.  
  319. Jake_GameMaster: yeah, it doesn't make sense
  320.  
  321. Jake_GameMaster: no
  322.  
  323. Jake_GameMaster: just healing
  324.  
  325. Rahaa: I would really like it if they did a remake of the old Daggerfall with some minor tweaks.
  326.  
  327. APR 1 - 9:07PM
  328. Jake_GameMaster: It works so I'm completely fine with it
  329.  
  330. Rahaa: Something about the huges scale of that game I like.
  331.  
  332. slyracoon04: i want to get fallout but im broke
  333.  
  334. Jake_GameMaster: Fallout 4 is good
  335.  
  336. APR 1 - 9:08PM
  337. Jake_GameMaster: I have it
  338.  
  339. Jake_GameMaster: and I'm considering getting the dlcs
  340.  
  341. slyracoon04: ive played it at a few of my friends houses
  342.  
  343. APR 1 - 9:10PM
  344. Jake_GameMaster: I once built an account with a bunch of amazing settlements but then my ps4's files were corrupted
  345.  
  346. Jake_GameMaster: I had a settlement that had 500 water production
  347.  
  348. Jake_GameMaster: I had nowhere to even sell it to
  349.  
  350. APR 1 - 9:11PM
  351. SpaceMoose: It would be cool if there was a DLC that turned all the enemies into Ron Jeremy's penis
  352.  
  353. APR 1 - 9:12PM
  354. Jake_GameMaster: ok then
  355.  
  356. Rahaa: Good little SpaceMooses do not obsess over human penises.
  357.  
  358. SpaceMoose: I love porn
  359.  
  360. Jake_GameMaster: you do realize there are mods right?
  361.  
  362. Jake_GameMaster: so you could make that for yourself
  363.  
  364. APR 1 - 9:13PM
  365. SpaceMoose: I hate mods. Destan is the worst
  366.  
  367. slyracoon04: mood
  368.  
  369. APR 1 - 9:14PM
  370. Jake_GameMaster: I would just love for there to be a mod that would turn deathclaws into ron jeremys penis, that way I could be torn apart by a massive ron jeremy penis while it holds me
  371.  
  372. Jake_GameMaster: This is how I view spaceMoose
  373.  
  374. APR 1 - 9:21PM
  375. 1aMUDAa1: Good afternoon
  376.  
  377. wyman05: hey
  378.  
  379. Jake_GameMaster: helo
  380.  
  381. APR 1 - 9:24PM
  382. xbanner11: hey have you guys ever beaten the 4 million mile story mode
  383.  
  384. APR 1 - 9:25PM
  385. ConnorD581: back
  386.  
  387. ConnorD581: yo
  388.  
  389. ConnorD581: yo
  390.  
  391. ConnorD581: y
  392.  
  393. ConnorD581: yo
  394.  
  395. APR 1 - 9:26PM
  396. xbanner11: i beat it on coolmath but not on here
  397.  
  398. APR 1 - 9:27PM
  399. ConnorD581: yooyyoyo#
  400.  
  401. LabinaGirl: Hey guyssss
  402.  
  403. APR 1 - 9:28PM
  404. xbanner11: hey
  405.  
  406. LabinaGirl: How are y'all?
  407.  
  408. xbanner11: good
  409.  
  410. wyman05: hi
  411.  
  412. Jake_GameMaster: eh
  413.  
  414. LabinaGirl: oh,hey!
  415.  
  416. APR 1 - 9:29PM
  417. 1aMUDAa1: Hey labina
  418.  
  419. LabinaGirl: Hey Mudaaaaa,how ya doing,friend?
  420.  
  421. Jake_GameMaster: oof
  422.  
  423. ConnorD581: yo
  424.  
  425. 1aMUDAa1: good thx :) hbu
  426.  
  427. Jake_GameMaster: rip, MUDA
  428.  
  429. APR 1 - 9:30PM
  430. 1aMUDAa1: wuh
  431.  
  432. LabinaGirl: I'm good too!
  433.  
  434. LabinaGirl: Thanks for asking!
  435.  
  436. 1aMUDAa1: excellent! anytime
  437.  
  438. 1aMUDAa1: havent seen u around lately; up to anything fun?
  439.  
  440. APR 1 - 9:31PM
  441. LabinaGirl: Just busy in Wattpad lately
  442.  
  443. LabinaGirl: MOREOVER,I'm locked down in home due to COVID-19
  444.  
  445. LabinaGirl: Take care of yourself,Muda!
  446.  
  447. APR 1 - 9:32PM
  448. SpaceMoose: LABINA!
  449.  
  450. LabinaGirl: MOOSE!
  451.  
  452. Miraak654321: Covid-19 has been fun
  453.  
  454. SpaceMoose: OMG so good to see you again
  455.  
  456. LabinaGirl: THANKS!!!
  457.  
  458. Miraak654321: My Grandpa has literally been asking to get it
  459.  
  460. SpaceMoose: How old are you now? Did you get married yet?
  461.  
  462. APR 1 - 9:33PM
  463. LabinaGirl: XDDD
  464.  
  465. LabinaGirl: good joke!!!
  466.  
  467. SpaceMoose: April Fools Day!
  468.  
  469. LabinaGirl: My bday is on 3rd April
  470.  
  471. LabinaGirl: Today was my dad's bday!
  472.  
  473. SpaceMoose: Happy Birthday Soon!
  474.  
  475. Miraak654321: Oh nice!
  476.  
  477. LabinaGirl: XD thanks!
  478.  
  479. SpaceMoose: I will make you a nice present
  480.  
  481. LabinaGirl: XD
  482.  
  483. Miraak654321: Sorry it has to be during this whole mess
  484.  
  485. LabinaGirl: alright!
  486.  
  487. APR 1 - 9:34PM
  488. LabinaGirl: nah,its fine,man!
  489.  
  490. SpaceMoose: macaroni glued on paper that says Happy Sweet 16
  491.  
  492. LabinaGirl: 16?!
  493.  
  494. Miraak654321: Oh, you're turning 16?
  495.  
  496. Jake_GameMaster: only 2 more years
  497.  
  498. SpaceMoose: Very exciting
  499.  
  500. LabinaGirl: nah
  501.  
  502. LabinaGirl: 14
  503.  
  504. Miraak654321: Oh, too young
  505.  
  506. APR 1 - 9:35PM
  507. Miraak654321: I'm kidding, of course
  508.  
  509. SpaceMoose: Just a baby!
  510.  
  511. SpaceMoose: Labina may be very young, but she has dated more guys than you have fingers and toes!
  512.  
  513. LabinaGirl: MOOSE!!!!
  514.  
  515. LabinaGirl: SHUT IT! XD
  516.  
  517. APR 1 - 9:36PM
  518. Miraak654321: Well then
  519.  
  520. LabinaGirl: I gotta go,guys!
  521.  
  522. LabinaGirl: Bye bye! See ya!
  523.  
  524. SpaceMoose: LOL it's a joke. Miraak has no hands or feet
  525.  
  526. Miraak654321: Bye
  527.  
  528. SpaceMoose: Bye!
  529.  
  530. Miraak654321: Yeah, I don't
  531.  
  532. SpaceMoose: He types with a pencil in his mouth
  533.  
  534. ConnorD581: yo
  535.  
  536. APR 1 - 9:37PM
  537. Miraak654321: Nah, my keyboard is sanitary enough for my tongue
  538.  
  539. 1aMUDAa1: lol
  540.  
  541. 1aMUDAa1: 75 wpm on the tongue. Ladies ;)?
  542.  
  543. Jake_GameMaster: WHEEZE
  544.  
  545. APR 1 - 9:38PM
  546. SpaceMoose: Miraak, the miraculous head & torso man!
  547.  
  548. SpaceMoose: His real name is Bob, because that's the only thing he can do in a swimming pool
  549.  
  550. APR 1 - 9:39PM
  551. SpaceMoose: Aimless Side show! Step right up!
  552.  
  553. Miraak654321: Nah, it's Matt
  554.  
  555. Miraak654321: Because that's all I'm good as
  556.  
  557. tealbleeder: Oooooh Muda. 75wpm on the tongue? What language?
  558.  
  559. SpaceMoose: Come see Jake GameMaster, the kid with the biggest butthole in America!
  560.  
  561. Jake_GameMaster: ayyyyy
  562.  
  563. APR 1 - 9:40PM
  564. SpaceMoose: Watch him sit on a firehydrant and take it all in
  565.  
  566. tealbleeder: Is that true, Jake? A full fire hydrant?
  567.  
  568. Jake_GameMaster: yes, with a little bit of wiggle room as well!
  569.  
  570. APR 1 - 9:41PM
  571. SpaceMoose: There's a family of illegal immigrants hiding in there
  572.  
  573. 1aMUDAa1: bi lingual a mix of spanish and english at the same time
  574.  
  575. 1aMUDAa1: switching over every 4 syllables
  576.  
  577. SpaceMoose: spanglish
  578.  
  579. APR 1 - 9:42PM
  580. 1aMUDAa1: yesi
  581.  
  582. tealbleeder: I'm calling Trump
  583.  
  584. APR 1 - 9:43PM
  585. 1aMUDAa1: to reveal your burning desire for his loins?
  586.  
  587. tealbleeder: Yes
  588.  
  589. tealbleeder: *blushing*
  590.  
  591. 1aMUDAa1: i heard he oils and powders them just for you big guy o;
  592.  
  593. tealbleeder: I doubt it
  594.  
  595. APR 1 - 9:44PM
  596. 1aMUDAa1: me too, came from unreliable sources
  597.  
  598. Jake_GameMaster: He's gonna build the wall around you to keep you all for himself
  599.  
  600. APR 1 - 9:45PM
  601. ConnorD581: does anyone know any cheats for douchebag workout 2
  602.  
  603. APR 1 - 9:46PM
  604. tealbleeder: $10 US says Connor is caucasian
  605.  
  606. Miraak654321: You should ask in the chat for the game
  607.  
  608. Jake_GameMaster: roses are red
  609.  
  610. ConnorD581: im white
  611.  
  612. Jake_GameMaster: my name is jake
  613.  
  614. Jake_GameMaster: rhyming is hard
  615.  
  616. Jake_GameMaster: I was a mistake
  617.  
  618. APR 1 - 9:47PM
  619. Miraak654321: White is Caucasian?
  620.  
  621. hip_py1482: no
  622.  
  623. hip_py1482: caucasian is bone structure
  624.  
  625. APR 1 - 9:48PM
  626. Jake_GameMaster: hmmmm
  627.  
  628. tealbleeder: Look you little Whack-A-Mole, don't get all technical with us
  629.  
  630. APR 1 - 9:49PM
  631. derpchu55: Hip drops the spoon in the trash instead of the yogurt cup
  632.  
  633. ConnorD581: lol whack a mole
  634.  
  635. DancingWolf05: guys
  636.  
  637. DancingWolf05: has ericksn been on at all?
  638.  
  639. tealbleeder: Hey DW. It's been a while
  640.  
  641. Miraak654321: Hey Wolf!
  642.  
  643. DancingWolf05: hey
  644.  
  645. APR 1 - 9:50PM
  646. Jake_GameMaster: it's DW from Aurthur
  647.  
  648. DancingWolf05: i'm taking a break from gaming sites
  649.  
  650. DancingWolf05: i have an irl Boyfriend
  651.  
  652. DancingWolf05: so he takes up most of my time
  653.  
  654. DancingWolf05: and hw
  655.  
  656. APR 1 - 9:51PM
  657. DancingWolf05: but yea, how've you all been?
  658.  
  659. tealbleeder: So not a boyfriend in fake life like Muda to me?
  660.  
  661. hip_py1482: good
  662.  
  663. DancingWolf05: exactly teal
  664.  
  665. tealbleeder: lol
  666.  
  667. DancingWolf05: like an actual guy who goes to my school
  668.  
  669. ConnorD581: hows everybody doing
  670.  
  671. DancingWolf05: who i love with my everything
  672.  
  673. tealbleeder: But what about Autistic Elmer Fudd aka Killgorn?
  674.  
  675. APR 1 - 9:52PM
  676. DancingWolf05: i sorta ended EVERYTHING between us
  677.  
  678. DancingWolf05: even friendship
  679.  
  680. tealbleeder: good decision
  681.  
  682. DancingWolf05: he was getting too much to handle
  683.  
  684. DancingWolf05: scaring me
  685.  
  686. DancingWolf05: being rude
  687.  
  688. tealbleeder: hunting wabbits?
  689.  
  690. DancingWolf05: no
  691.  
  692. ConnorD581: whats happening
  693.  
  694. DancingWolf05: like ACTUALLY scaring m
  695.  
  696. DancingWolf05: *me
  697.  
  698. APR 1 - 9:53PM
  699. DancingWolf05: sending scary images
  700.  
  701. DancingWolf05: after i had asked him not to
  702.  
  703. Miraak654321: Yeah, he gets a little... Pushy at times
  704.  
  705. Miraak654321: Wait, what?
  706.  
  707. tealbleeder: Well Connor, long story short, DW came on here for a few weeks... was pretty regular. She had an online relationship with Autistic Elmer Fudd aka Killgorn.
  708.  
  709. DancingWolf05: what
  710.  
  711. tealbleeder: She disappeared for a couple weeks, and now she apparently has a bf irl
  712.  
  713. ConnorD581: ok
  714.  
  715. DancingWolf05: yea my bf is amazing
  716.  
  717. APR 1 - 9:54PM
  718. 1aMUDAa1: hey Dwolf :D
  719.  
  720. tealbleeder: You know, teen stuff
  721.  
  722. 1aMUDAa1: we thought you died
  723.  
  724. DancingWolf05: hey Muda
  725.  
  726. ConnorD581: is everyone ok btw
  727.  
  728. DancingWolf05: no i'm not
  729.  
  730. DancingWolf05: extremely happy
  731.  
  732. tealbleeder: We thought Autistic Elmer Fudd killed you
  733.  
  734. DancingWolf05: hes pissing me off tbh
  735.  
  736. 1aMUDAa1: lol
  737.  
  738. 1aMUDAa1: understandable
  739.  
  740. DancingWolf05: told me my parents were rude, and unkind for not letting me have online friends
  741.  
  742. ConnorD581: im actually autistic btw
  743.  
  744. DancingWolf05: it's fine
  745.  
  746. APR 1 - 9:55PM
  747. 1aMUDAa1: he was asking about where you went and then said he thought your parents took your phone away
  748.  
  749. DancingWolf05: no
  750.  
  751. 1aMUDAa1: and that you're like a sister to him
  752.  
  753. DancingWolf05: i ended things with him
  754.  
  755. 1aMUDAa1: but your side is way better lol
  756.  
  757. DancingWolf05: he was rude to me
  758.  
  759. ConnorD581: im also an adult who likes to play video games
  760.  
  761. tealbleeder: and if you found the "wascally wabbit"
  762.  
  763. 1aMUDAa1: yeah no one needs rudeness
  764.  
  765. DancingWolf05: he was sending scary images to me
  766.  
  767. DancingWolf05: after i said no
  768.  
  769. tealbleeder: selfies
  770.  
  771. DancingWolf05: shit like that
  772.  
  773. DancingWolf05: no
  774.  
  775. APR 1 - 9:56PM
  776. DancingWolf05: n
  777.  
  778. ConnorD581: hope ur ok
  779.  
  780. DancingWolf05: and i was done with how he was treating me
  781.  
  782. DancingWolf05: yea i'm fine
  783.  
  784. DancingWolf05: just mad at him
  785.  
  786. APR 1 - 9:57PM
  787. ConnorD581: don't worry if he does it again report it
  788.  
  789. DancingWolf05: i blocked him on discord
  790.  
  791. DancingWolf05: not on here
  792.  
  793. ConnorD581: good
  794.  
  795. DancingWolf05: hoping he wouldn't chase me down
  796.  
  797. APR 1 - 9:58PM
  798. ConnorD581: what whas his discord name
  799.  
  800. tealbleeder: Ok let's get back to talking about Connor's whiteness
  801.  
  802. ConnorD581: please dont
  803.  
  804. DancingWolf05: discord name was Killgorn too
  805.  
  806. ConnorD581: ok
  807.  
  808. DancingWolf05: i'm just done with him
  809.  
  810. APR 1 - 9:59PM
  811. ConnorD581: I never met him
  812.  
  813. tealbleeder: Connor is sooooo white....
  814.  
  815. DancingWolf05: he's rude
  816.  
  817. DancingWolf05: teal shut it
  818.  
  819. ConnorD581: teal dontt
  820.  
  821. 1aMUDAa1: afk plz keep talking wolf
  822.  
  823. APR 1 - 10:00PM
  824. DancingWolf05: i just couldn't handle him anymore
  825.  
  826. DancingWolf05: i didn't tell him anything
  827.  
  828. DancingWolf05: i just blocked him
  829.  
  830. tealbleeder: NICE
  831.  
  832. APR 1 - 10:01PM
  833. DancingWolf05: it was a jerk thing
  834.  
  835. DancingWolf05: but i was done
  836.  
  837. Miraak654321: I get that
  838.  
  839. tealbleeder: Oh no. I'm fairly certain he deserved it
  840.  
  841. ConnorD581: Ive had my fair share of girls doing the same to me and lie about me you kinda get used to it
  842.  
  843. DancingWolf05: teal, i think he did
  844.  
  845. DancingWolf05: if he asks about me tho
  846.  
  847. DancingWolf05: say nothing
  848.  
  849. APR 1 - 10:02PM
  850. Miraak654321: I'll say I've never met you
  851.  
  852. DancingWolf05: well
  853.  
  854. DancingWolf05: that's not true
  855.  
  856. APR 1 - 10:03PM
  857. Jake_GameMaster: hey, who wants to hear a little fun fact about me?!
  858.  
  859. DancingWolf05: you're GAY???
  860.  
  861. Jake_GameMaster: I was conceived when my mother was 13!
  862.  
  863. Jake_GameMaster: no
  864.  
  865. APR 1 - 10:04PM
  866. DancingWolf05: what how
  867.  
  868. Jake_GameMaster: actually, I'm bi but ok
  869.  
  870. DancingWolf05: how old are you then
  871.  
  872. Jake_GameMaster: my dad *** *** ** ***
  873.  
  874. DancingWolf05: tags
  875.  
  876. Jake_GameMaster: sh it
  877.  
  878. Jake_GameMaster: my dad ****** ** ***
  879.  
  880. tealbleeder: Alario I see you
  881.  
  882. Jake_GameMaster: chridt
  883.  
  884. APR 1 - 10:05PM
  885. DancingWolf05: basically
  886.  
  887. DancingWolf05: ur dad f-ed ur mum
  888.  
  889. Jake_GameMaster: yes
  890.  
  891. DancingWolf05: and you were conceived
  892.  
  893. Jake_GameMaster: when she was 13
  894.  
  895. Jake_GameMaster: i was born right before she turned 14
  896.  
  897. DancingWolf05: and then born when she was either 13 or 14
  898.  
  899. DancingWolf05: wow
  900.  
  901. DancingWolf05: so how old are you
  902.  
  903. Jake_GameMaster: 13
  904.  
  905. APR 1 - 10:06PM
  906. Jake_GameMaster: welp, look like about that time
  907.  
  908. Jake_GameMaster: any takers?
  909.  
  910. Jake_GameMaster: but my dad was 15
  911.  
  912. Jake_GameMaster: errr, 16 i meqan
  913.  
  914. Jake_GameMaster: mean*
  915.  
  916. DancingWolf05: so how old is ur mum
  917.  
  918. DancingWolf05: 27
  919.  
  920. DancingWolf05: ?
  921.  
  922. Jake_GameMaster: yes
  923.  
  924. APR 1 - 10:07PM
  925. DancingWolf05: wow
  926.  
  927. DancingWolf05: see, i'm sorta the same way
  928.  
  929. DancingWolf05: my mum conceived me when she was 17
  930.  
  931. APR 1 - 10:08PM
  932. Jake_GameMaster: yes well, my mom was in 7th grade
  933.  
  934. Jake_GameMaster: thats a little extreme
  935.  
  936. Jake_GameMaster: in middle school and pregnant
  937.  
  938. DancingWolf05: true
  939.  
  940. DancingWolf05: does she still have you
  941.  
  942. Jake_GameMaster: yes
  943.  
  944. DancingWolf05: did ur parents get married
  945.  
  946. APR 1 - 10:09PM
  947. Jake_GameMaster: nope
  948.  
  949. DancingWolf05: oh..
  950.  
  951. Jake_GameMaster: my dad was in jail for most of my life
  952.  
  953. DancingWolf05: OH....
  954.  
  955. DancingWolf05: i'm really sorry
  956.  
  957. DancingWolf05: that's horrible
  958.  
  959. Jake_GameMaster: they werent even marring age when i was born
  960.  
  961. DancingWolf05: can i do anything?
  962.  
  963. Jake_GameMaster: no
  964.  
  965. Jake_GameMaster: idc anyways
  966.  
  967. DancingWolf05: can i pray or anything?
  968.  
  969. APR 1 - 10:10PM
  970. Jake_GameMaster: nah, im not religiuos
  971.  
  972. Jake_GameMaster: im atheist
  973.  
  974. DancingWolf05: oh, i'm christian
  975.  
  976. Jake_GameMaster: it's ok, I'm fine
  977.  
  978. DancingWolf05: o-oh, alright
  979.  
  980. APR 1 - 10:11PM
  981. ConnorD581: im athiest
  982.  
  983. APR 1 - 10:12PM
  984. hip_py1482: agnostic
  985.  
  986. ConnorD581: pretty much I don't have a religion
  987.  
  988. Jake_GameMaster: yeah
  989.  
  990. APR 1 - 10:13PM
  991. elborbah: i am a radical anti-theist
  992.  
  993. Jake_GameMaster: radical dude
  994.  
  995. ConnorD581: I do meditate though
  996.  
  997. APR 1 - 10:14PM
  998. elborbah: how is meditation religious?
  999.  
  1000. ConnorD581: budism
  1001.  
  1002. Jake_GameMaster: I just stretched and heard at least 60 cracks
  1003.  
  1004. hip_py1482: it doesn't have to be
  1005.  
  1006. Jake_GameMaster: in my back
  1007.  
  1008. APR 1 - 10:15PM
  1009. Jake_GameMaster: quarintine be like
  1010.  
  1011. elborbah: i find buddhism very confusing
  1012.  
  1013. Jake_GameMaster: when you die, you respawn
  1014.  
  1015. APR 1 - 10:16PM
  1016. hip_py1482: meditation(at least for me) is the act of clearing ones mind of all thoughts and focusing, building a mental list of everything i'm going to and then setting out to do it
  1017.  
  1018. APR 1 - 10:18PM
  1019. elborbah: that is exactly what i do while sitting on the toilett
  1020.  
  1021. APR 1 - 10:19PM
  1022. DancingWolf05: lol
  1023.  
  1024. DancingWolf05: i'm leaving kong for a little bit guys
  1025.  
  1026. DancingWolf05: have fun without me
  1027.  
  1028. hip_py1482: alright
  1029.  
  1030. DancingWolf05: If ericksn comes on
  1031.  
  1032. DancingWolf05: tell him i'm taken by someone else
  1033.  
  1034. Jake_GameMaster: ok bye
  1035.  
  1036. DancingWolf05: **********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************
  1037.  
  1038. APR 1 - 10:20PM
  1039. Jake_GameMaster: oh ok
  1040.  
  1041. APR 1 - 10:32PM
  1042. 1aMUDAa1: aw
  1043.  
  1044. 1aMUDAa1: bye wolf
  1045.  
  1046. 1aMUDAa1: ppl suck wish they were better to u
  1047.  
  1048. APR 1 - 10:37PM
  1049. ConnorD581: my laptop died and now I have to restart my game
  1050.  
  1051. APR 1 - 10:38PM
  1052. Jake_GameMaster: oooof
  1053.  
  1054. ConnorD581: exactly
  1055.  
  1056. ConnorD581: and it wont load
  1057.  
  1058. APR 1 - 10:43PM
  1059. tealbleeder: oof Connor, OOOOOOOOOOOOOF!!!!
  1060.  
  1061. APR 1 - 10:44PM
  1062. ConnorD581: yo
  1063.  
  1064. APR 1 - 10:45PM
  1065. ConnorD581: I know
  1066.  
  1067. APR 1 - 10:46PM
  1068. colescl: im playing doodle god
  1069.  
  1070. colescl: and i feel like it embodies the name of this chat room
  1071.  
  1072. APR 1 - 10:47PM
  1073. Jake_GameMaster: nah, I'm playing sfh2
  1074.  
  1075. APR 1 - 10:54PM
  1076. tealbleeder: The name of this chat room is Aimless
  1077.  
  1078. APR 1 - 10:55PM
  1079. ConnorD581: so we have no aim
  1080.  
  1081. Jake_GameMaster: maybe that's why I'm playing sfh2
  1082.  
  1083. Jake_GameMaster: the aim on this is sh**
  1084.  
  1085. APR 1 - 10:59PM
  1086. tealbleeder: I have gas
  1087.  
  1088. APR 1 - 11:00PM
  1089. ConnorD581: burp or fart?
  1090.  
  1091. APR 1 - 11:03PM
  1092. ConnorD581: ???
  1093.  
  1094. APR 1 - 11:05PM
  1095. Jake_GameMaster: maybe it was car gas?
  1096.  
  1097. APR 1 - 11:06PM
  1098. benigngrubs: Gas juice
  1099.  
  1100. benigngrubs: je-
  1101.  
  1102. Jake_GameMaster: jeep
  1103.  
  1104. APR 1 - 11:07PM
  1105. Jake_GameMaster: jeepers
  1106.  
  1107. Jake_GameMaster: jinkies
  1108.  
  1109. benigngrubs: ws
  1110.  
  1111. Jake_GameMaster: zoinks
  1112.  
  1113. benigngrubs: je-
  1114.  
  1115. Jake_GameMaster: ruh roh
  1116.  
  1117. benigngrubs: jews
  1118.  
  1119. Jake_GameMaster: FUUUU******
  1120.  
  1121. Jake_GameMaster: all the scooby doo catchphrases
  1122.  
  1123. APR 1 - 11:09PM
  1124. Jake_GameMaster: oh
  1125.  
  1126. Jake_GameMaster: is it bad how long it took me to gat that?
  1127.  
  1128. Jake_GameMaster: get*
  1129.  
  1130. ConnorD581: brb gotta walk my doggo
  1131.  
  1132. Jake_GameMaster: and I'm German too
  1133.  
  1134. Jake_GameMaster: ok, bye
  1135.  
  1136. APR 1 - 11:10PM
  1137. ConnorD581: ill be back
  1138.  
  1139. APR 1 - 11:20PM
  1140. ConnorD581: back
  1141.  
  1142. APR 1 - 11:21PM
  1143. ConnorD581: yo teal u still here
  1144.  
  1145. Jake_GameMaster: okie
  1146.  
  1147. APR 1 - 11:25PM
  1148. ConnorD581: anyone else still here beside jake
  1149.  
  1150. APR 1 - 11:28PM
  1151. ConnorD581: ?
  1152.  
  1153. Jake_GameMaster: that means no
  1154.  
  1155. APR 1 - 11:35PM
  1156. keks431: hey creed (reply)
  1157.  
  1158. APR 1 - 11:39PM
  1159. To keks431: sup kekserino
  1160.  
  1161. APR 1 - 11:40PM
  1162. keks431: might i ask again what your subject is? (reply)
  1163.  
  1164. APR 1 - 11:42PM
  1165. To keks431: what subject?
  1166.  
  1167. keks431: what you study (reply)
  1168.  
  1169. keks431: is my memory off or was it some medical stuff? (reply)
  1170.  
  1171. APR 1 - 11:45PM
  1172. ConnorD581: yo
  1173.  
  1174. APR 1 - 11:49PM
  1175. Jake_GameMaster: yo
  1176.  
  1177. ConnorD581: im bored
  1178.  
  1179. APR 1 - 11:50PM
  1180. To keks431: i study medicine, keks
  1181.  
  1182. APR 1 - 11:51PM
  1183. To keks431: if these things go bad, i won't study medicine anymore
  1184.  
  1185. To keks431: if things go very bad, i'll go to prison for 5 years
  1186.  
  1187. To keks431: if things go alright, i might repeat the year
  1188.  
  1189. APR 1 - 11:53PM
  1190. Jake_GameMaster: then play a game
  1191.  
  1192. APR 1 - 11:56PM
  1193. keks431: good (reply)
  1194.  
  1195. keks431: might i tap into your knowledge then? (reply)
  1196.  
  1197. APR 1 - 11:58PM
  1198. keks431: i have a heartbeat of someone and i can just say it looks a little off, but not why. Provided they are fine with you seeing it, could you take a look on it later? (reply)
  1199.  
  1200. APR 1 - 11:59PM
  1201. ConnorD581: cba
  1202.  
  1203. APR 2 - 12:00AM
  1204. To keks431: you mean like an ecg?
  1205.  
  1206. To keks431: i'm okay with looking at an ecg
  1207.  
  1208. buggsy100: did anyone else notice that we did not receive our Fighting Pit reward for King of Towers?
  1209.  
  1210. APR 2 - 12:02AM
  1211. ConnorD581: which game
  1212.  
  1213. Creedictator: idk man i received mine
  1214.  
  1215. APR 2 - 12:06AM
  1216. smittykitty: Hello all
  1217.  
  1218. smittykitty: F
  1219.  
  1220. Jidalgo: su[p]
  1221.  
  1222. smittykitty: How are you?
  1223.  
  1224. APR 2 - 12:07AM
  1225. ConnorD581: hi kitty
  1226.  
  1227. Jake_GameMaster: hi
  1228.  
  1229. Jidalgo: in isolation playing fancy pants while listening to r/reddit creepyshit
  1230.  
  1231. ConnorD581: so your female
  1232.  
  1233. smittykitty: I am
  1234.  
  1235. APR 2 - 12:08AM
  1236. ConnorD581: how old
  1237.  
  1238. smittykitty: 21
  1239.  
  1240. ConnorD581: 22
  1241.  
  1242. ConnorD581: male
  1243.  
  1244. ConnorD581: do you have facebook
  1245.  
  1246. smittykitty: Yes
  1247.  
  1248. APR 2 - 12:09AM
  1249. ConnorD581: whats your name
  1250.  
  1251. Jidalgo: JOHN CENA
  1252.  
  1253. ConnorD581: ?
  1254.  
  1255. smittykitty: Abbie
  1256.  
  1257. Jake_GameMaster: *theme starts playing*
  1258.  
  1259. ConnorD581: on facebook
  1260.  
  1261. smittykitty: Still Abbie
  1262.  
  1263. APR 2 - 12:10AM
  1264. ConnorD581: abbie what
  1265.  
  1266. smittykitty: Why would I tell you that?
  1267.  
  1268. ConnorD581: trying to make more friends
  1269.  
  1270. Jake_GameMaster: "friends"
  1271.  
  1272. smittykitty: Cant you make friends here?
  1273.  
  1274. Jake_GameMaster: you are acting kinda stalker-ish
  1275.  
  1276. APR 2 - 12:11AM
  1277. ConnorD581: don't always come on here
  1278.  
  1279. Jidalgo: hey, if Connor wants to be in the friendzone, let him
  1280.  
  1281. APR 2 - 12:12AM
  1282. smittykitty: Then I won't always see you
  1283.  
  1284. ConnorD581: that's ok just wanted to meet new people lol
  1285.  
  1286. Jake_GameMaster: mhmmm
  1287.  
  1288. APR 2 - 12:13AM
  1289. Creedictator: cmon smitty!!
  1290.  
  1291. Creedictator: don't be a lil bitch!
  1292.  
  1293. Creedictator: let the man make his new friends
  1294.  
  1295. Creedictator: why aren't you responding, smitty?
  1296.  
  1297. Creedictator: goddamn women
  1298.  
  1299. Creedictator: amirite, connor?
  1300.  
  1301. APR 2 - 12:14AM
  1302. Jidalgo: WTF
  1303.  
  1304. smittykitty: I'd rather give him my snap
  1305.  
  1306. Jake_GameMaster: wtf creed, he's trying to communicate with them
  1307.  
  1308. Jake_GameMaster: it's his first time
  1309.  
  1310. ConnorD581: shut up jake I was bullied all the way through high school because I have mental dissabilities
  1311.  
  1312. Jake_GameMaster: jesus christ dude it was just a joke
  1313.  
  1314. APR 2 - 12:15AM
  1315. Creedictator: goddamnit this has gotten so deep
  1316.  
  1317. Jake_GameMaster: oh, you shouldve seen what it was like earlier
  1318.  
  1319. ConnorD581: ill just shut up
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