MAiG slot 1 (test run)

 <Jerl> [The seemingly normal man yawns as he sits up in his bed, tired after a night of playing the demo for a fighting game spinoff of a popular shooter game series.  Tiredly, he looks around at his room, attempting to cement himself in reality after dreaming whatever dreams he had the night before.]
 <Jerl> [On the east wall, there's a small closet with a locked container holding a handgun he purchased in a fit of paranoia after his neighbor got robbed.  The bed sits perpendicular and touching the west wall, and on the north wall there's a desk with a computer and variously neatly-kept office supplies and papers.]
 <Jerl> oshi-
 * Jerl|Randomunnamedprotagonist looks at the clock
 <Jerl|Randomunnamedprotagonist> It's only six.
 <Jerl|Randomunnamedprotagonist> crashes back down in bed
 <Jerl|Randomunnamedprotagonist> +/me
 <Jerl|Randomunnamedprotagonist> I guess I'll just wait until one of those girls stops by.
 * Jerl|Randomunnamedprotagonist falls back asleep.
 * Jerl|JohnDoe zzz
 * B-B-Hood is kinda there in the not-so-big apartment room.
 * Jerl|JohnDoe continues sleeping.
 <B-B-Hood> Well. Work, work.
 * B-B-Hood take out her duster and begin her routine stuff. cleaning, making bed when this douchebag gets out, organizing shit.
 * Jerl|JohnDoe begins to snore loudly
 <B-B-Hood> ...
 * B-B-Hood put a stack of pillows over john's head, muffling him.
 * B-B-Hood clean in peace~
 * Jerl|JohnDoe begins suffocating
 * B-B-Hood care not~
 <B-B-Hood> la la la~
 * B-B-Hood clean clean~
 * Jerl|JohnDoe wakes up, throws pillows off of face, and quickly looks around the room.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Hey, you.
 <B-B-Hood> yes?
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> ...Are you trying to kill me or something?
 <B-B-Hood> I didn't really do anything?
 <B-B-Hood> except cleaning the place up like what I should be doing.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> I know for sure those pillows weren't on my head when I last woke up.
 * B-B-Hood dust dust.
 <B-B-Hood> I dunno.
 * B-B-Hood shrugs.
 * Jerl|JohnDoe frowns.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Next time you get here first, wake me up before you start with anything else.
 <B-B-Hood> Sure. That would be 10$ extra.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> I'm not even the one paying you, you know.
 <B-B-Hood> I'll bill whoever later.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Fine, fine.  So, what's for breakfast?
 <B-B-Hood> Currently a toast and bacon with sunny-side up eggs.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> And...Why are you the first one here?  Usually you're not here on time.
 <B-B-Hood> You can add or remove anything. I'll get it done.
 <B-B-Hood> Working overtime, yo.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> That's fine, not like I have anything special in the fridge to work with or anything.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Do they even pay you hourly?
 <B-B-Hood> Gotcha.
 <B-B-Hood> yeah.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Sounds expensive.
 <B-B-Hood> I'm expensive alright.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> ...I don't even know why they're paying for so many maids when I just live in a one-room apartment.
 <B-B-Hood> Even more expensive with 'optional' service.
 * B-B-Hood shrugs.
 <B-B-Hood> Dunno. I'm happy getting paid.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Optional service?  Does that mean getting here on time and actually waking me up?
 <B-B-Hood> That would be 20$.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Geez, I can't imagine why they even bother.  Anyway, bring me breakfast whenever it's ready.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> I'll be on the computer until then.
 <B-B-Hood> roger.
 * Jerl|JohnDoe urges B-B-Hood out of the room so that he can get dressed.
 * B-B-Hood get to the food-making place.
 * Jerl|JohnDoe gets dressed and sits in front of computer, waiting for whatever to happen.
 * B-B-Hood whip up some quick breakfast.
 <B-B-Hood> It's done.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Thank y-what the hell
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> You really are trying to kill me, aren't you?
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Why are the eggs GREEN
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> ...Ignoring me?
 <B-B-Hood> ....
 * B-B-Hood look other way
 <B-B-Hood> Well, let's say that's a....'investor's risk'.
 <B-B-Hood> Sorta.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> So mess up the food of the guys paying for you!
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Well, whatever.
 * Jerl|JohnDoe noms anyway
 * B-B-Hood teehee~
 * B-B-Hood try to act cute to make up for the not-cute food.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> So, when was I supposed to be to work today?
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Haah, I guess that's someone else's job, then
 <B-B-Hood> I think?
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Well, uh...Just do whatever you usually do?  I don't imagine there's much.
 <B-B-Hood> I'm not looking for your pron stash. Rest assured.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> And you wouldn't be able to find it even if you were.  Rest assured.
 <B-B-Hood> Wanna bet?
 * B-B-Hood crack her fingers.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> I'll believe it when I see it.
 <B-B-Hood> I kid, I kid.
 * B-B-Hood wave dismissively.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> How boring~
 <B-B-Hood> I'll do my work then.
 * B-B-Hood starts making the bed
 * Jerl|JohnDoe wanders over to the closet and pulls out the locked box.
 * Jerl|JohnDoe unlocks and pulls out the enclosed 9mm Beretta, currently unloaded and locked with an action lock.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Somehow, carrying this feels like a good idea today.
 <B-B-Hood> pap pap padap pap pappa~ paa~ padap pap pa~
 * B-B-Hood hums.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Well, I'm sure you'd be a better shot than me anyway, but if you get shot first in a surprise attack, what else am I gonna do?
 <B-B-Hood> huh?
 * B-B-Hood doesn't really listening.
 * Jerl|JohnDoe uses key to unlock the gun, then walks over ot the desk and pulls out the magazine contained within, sliding it into place and chambering a round.
 * Jerl|JohnDoe makes double-certain that the safety switch is set to SAFE.
 <B-B-Hood> Hoh, a gun huh.
 <B-B-Hood> Pistols are for sissies.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Yeah, yeah, I can't just go walking around with a rifle.
 <B-B-Hood> Psh.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> At least you can claim to be a bodyguard or something.
 <B-B-Hood> At least you should get revolver.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Only revolver I'd get would be a magnum, and those are expensive.  Bullets are expensive too.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> I'm fine with my peashooter
 * B-B-Hood shrugs.
 <B-B-Hood> I'm working for a sissy. Hoh.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> HEY
 <B-B-Hood> nothing~
 * Jerl|JohnDoe pockets the gun.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Hmm, what to do, what to do...Oh, I need to go to the store.  Do you want to come with?
 <B-B-Hood> Sure. You might need an extra hand.
 <B-B-Hood> Can I shop using your money and keep the change?
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> ...What
 <B-B-Hood> teehee~
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> If I get whatever you buy, maybe
 <B-B-Hood> will be nice if you do.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Well, I'll think about it.  Taking the bus, it'll prolly take about 10 minutes to get there anyway.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Ready?
 <B-B-Hood> yes.
 * Jerl|JohnDoe grabs the doorknob and tu-
 * B-B-Hood finish whatever she was doing.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> [With a flash of light, all characters present suddenly disappear into thin air]
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> [When they reappear, they find themselves in some large, empty field in the middle of nowhere]
 <B-B-Hood> what the-
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> ...WHAT THE FUCK
 <B-B-Hood> Aw, you are faster.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Hey, what'd you do?
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> This isn't funny.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> If those eggs were green because you drugged them, I'll...
 <B-B-Hood> If I could make an egg that could warp people somewhere I won't become a maid.
 <B-B-Hood> and I didn't eat that.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Yeah, well, whatever.  Let's just get ourselves out of this mess.  Uh, you pick a direction.
 <B-B-Hood> YOU pick the direction!
 <B-B-Hood> This is gonna cost you extra...
 * B-B-Hood sweatdrops.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> FINE, I'll CHOOSE A DIRECTION
 * Jerl|JohnDoe flees
 <B-B-Hood> what! don't leave me alone in this place!
 * B-B-Hood follows.
 * Jerl|JohnDoe finally stops somewhere in the middle of a forest.
 * B-B-Hood follows with a huff. man, he's fast!
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> ...Now where the hell are we
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> See, this is why I told YOU to pick a direction.
 <B-B-Hood> I'd probably get you lost, too.
 <B-B-Hood> Since I know next to nothing about the---
 <B-B-Hood> wait, what. We're in the forest now?
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Apparently
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> How did this happen again?
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> ...Oh
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Regardless of how this happened
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> We should find out who that kid is.
 * Jerl|JohnDoe points at the green-haired boy that just came into view.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> ...Go find out, would you kindly?
 <B-B-Hood> sssuuuure.
 * B-B-Hood walks over.
 <B-B-Hood> Hello~! We'd like to ask you some direction, young lad!
 * B-B-Hood waves.
 -> *Gero-chan* !rcon join #maidrpg
 * Jerl|JohnDoe suddenly decides to speak jibberish.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> !rcon say #maidrpg Ohai
 <Gero-chan> Ohai
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> ...what
 <B-B-Hood> ?
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> ...Lemme try that again
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> I wanna know why I was able to make that kid say the last word in my sentence
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> !rcon act #maidrpg flies up into the air and starts shooting balls of light around
 * Gero-chan flies up into the air and starts shooting balls of light around
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> ...OH SHI-
 <B-B-Hood> what the hell, man?!
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> I didn't think it'd actually work!
 <Gero-chan> Haha, just fucking with you guys, I'm not actually a bot :P
 <B-B-Hood> gah, I hate you.
 (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Jerl|JohnDoe)))
 <[huh]Wriggle> Directions?
 * [huh]Wriggle turs around.
 <[huh]Wriggle> Who're you?
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> I'm John.  Hey, we're lost.  Where the hell are we?
 <[huh]Wriggle> There's really only one large forest.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> ...What?  There's a lot of them.  There's lots in the Rocky Mountains, for example.
 <[huh]Wriggle> Rocky... mountains?
 <B-B-Hood> I mean, a little bit bigger place than forest, like, where this forest is.
 * [huh]Wriggle cocks an eyebrow.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> What she said
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> We just suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
 <[huh]Wriggle> ...did you now?
 <[huh]Wriggle> So, you're not from around here?
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> That depends.  Where's "here"?
 <[huh]Wriggle> "The Bordered Land of Illusion".
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> The what?
 <B-B-Hood> strange name for a place to be.
 <[huh]Wriggle> So you really are from outside...
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Is that what the kids call an acid trip nowadays?
 * [huh]Wriggle sizes you up.
 <B-B-Hood> Maybe it's a theme park, master.
 <B-B-Hood> I'm being optimistic here.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> ...In the middle of a forest?
 <B-B-Hood> well gee. Never trust a crazy designer.
 <B-B-Hood> Shit like that can happen in america.
 <[huh]Wriggle> Well, you two, don't worry, don't worry, I know exactly what's going on.
 * [huh]Wriggle waves a hand.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> And that is?
 <[huh]Wriggle> I've just been brought a meal.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> But we don't have any food.
 <B-B-Hood> Oh, coo.
 <B-B-Hood> where's that meal?
 * [huh]Wriggle grins in a rather sinister way.
 <[huh]Wriggle> You are the meal.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> ...what?
 <[huh]Wriggle> You don't seem to get it, but it's fine. Food doesn't need to understand. It'll all be over soon, so don't worry.
 * [huh]Wriggle takes a step forward.
 * Jerl|JohnDoe reaches into pocket
 <B-B-Hood> well?
 * B-B-Hood hands behind her, searching for something in her pocket.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Uh, I think he's high or something
 <B-B-Hood> maybe we are the one being high.
 <B-B-Hood> No, wait. did you drugged me?
 * [huh]Wriggle looks between the two, deciding.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> No, you'r ethe one that made green eggs.
 <B-B-Hood> I understand that you are a healthy young man, but... drugging a maid, huh?
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> I'm glad you didn't also bring me green ham, or I'd be really bugging out.
 * [huh]Wriggle lunges at B-B-Hood without warning.
 * B-B-Hood is busy talking with john, so she got pinned down!
 <B-B-Hood> wha-!
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Wha-  get off of her you druggie!
 * Jerl|JohnDoe pulls out gun and shoots into the air
 * [huh]Wriggle ignores it.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> I said get off!
 * Jerl|JohnDoe aims straight at the boy's head and pulls the trigger
 * [huh]Wriggle slumps forward, blood leaking from the hole in her skull.
 <B-B-Hood> Holy shit you just capped a guy!
 <B-B-Hood> Can't say I hate it though.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Are you okay, though?
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> I mean, he just suddenly tackled you
 <B-B-Hood> I'm Oscar Mike
 <B-B-Hood> .
 * B-B-Hood gets up.
 <[huh]Wriggle> ...I'm a girl, damn it!
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> ..!?
 * [huh]Wriggle gets up.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Did I miss!?
 * Jerl|JohnDoe startles
 <B-B-Hood> Heah. Miss. Not Mrs, for sure.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> ...what?
 <[huh]Wriggle> No, you hit alright...
 * B-B-Hood badum-psh.
 * [huh]Wriggle rubs the back of her head.
 <B-B-Hood> another unfunny joke of mine.
 <[huh]Wriggle> That hurt, you know?
 <B-B-Hood> Gee. A zombie in a forest.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> I'd expect it not to hurt at all, since usually when you blow someone's brains out they DIE
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> What the hell is going on here?
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Hey, how many shrooms did you put in my eggs?  It's okay, I won't tell on you.
 <[huh]Wriggle> You can't kill me with something like that.
 * B-B-Hood drag her gun out of her uniform. Allies' generic model of trench gun. Banned since WW2 for its scary firepower.
 <[huh]Wriggle> Seriously now, just die quietly.
 <B-B-Hood> I don't know if the hen eats it before she shit out that egg, but I'm sure I didn't put any in.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> What the hell are you, boy?
 <B-B-Hood> he said he's a girl. Respect his choice.
 <B-B-Hood> He never wanted to be a guy, I understand.
 * [huh]Wriggle delivers a punch to the girl's gut.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> As long as he's trying to kill me, his choices don't mean shit
 <[huh]Wriggle> Shut up, shut up, shut up!
 <[huh]Wriggle> You're really starting to piss me off!
 <B-B-Hood> ---!
 * B-B-Hood can't move that bigass boomstick in time. The fist connects, and she puke up gastric juice.
 <B-B-Hood> *cough!*
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> !
 * Jerl|JohnDoe shoots again
 * [huh]Wriggle takes it unphased.
 <[huh]Wriggle> I said that hurts!
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> And I said die!
 * Jerl|JohnDoe fires again
 * Jerl|JohnDoe flees!
 * [huh]Wriggle changes her target to JohnDoe, diving out of the bullet's way.
 <[huh]Wriggle> Come back, I'm not done with you!
 * Jerl|JohnDoe ignores and keeps running
 * Jerl|JohnDoe blows off some stress from the athletic movement
 * [huh]Wriggle runs off after him, leaving the girl for later.
 * Jerl|JohnDoe stops when he reaches a tree conspicuously placed in teh middle of that large field.
 <[huh]Wriggle> Finally stopped?
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Why the hell are you chasing after me?  Are you insane or something?
 * Jerl|JohnDoe steps forward when he feels a prick of cold sharp steel against his neck
 <[huh]Wriggle> Insane? Just hungry.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> But if you're trying to eat PEOPLE, doesn't that make you insane?
 <[huh]Wriggle> No more insane than you enjoying a steak.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Yes, but steaks aren't made from people.  UNless you're Hannibal Lector.
 <[huh]Wriggle> Don't know him. But I'm not a human, so it's not cannibalism, see?
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> You what?
 * Jerl|JohnDoe notices antennae
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Oh god I'm getting chased by a psychotic furry trap
 <B-B-Hood> Fuck it... I'm not gonna.... let you get away with that!
 <B-B-Hood> [POW!]
 <B-B-Hood> [.50 cal snipe!
 <B-B-Hood> ]
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> [The bullet whizzes past, missing the intended psychotic furry trap target and embedding its self in the tree.
 * [huh]Wriggle ducks to the side.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> The tree is not at all happy.
 <[huh]Wriggle> Damn persistent...
 <B-B-Hood> Argh... so... dizzy....
 <B-B-Hood> gackt!
 * B-B-Hood fainted!
 * Gero-chan swings sword branches at Wriggle.
 <[huh]Wriggle> What?
 * [huh]Wriggle finds herself suddleny with rather more sword wounds than she remembered having.
 <[huh]Wriggle> Wha-
 * [huh]Wriggle gets back.
 * Gero-chan swings again
 <[huh]Wriggle> Ghn-
 * [BNS]Yuka wakes up drowsily, having been woken up by an awful ruckus nearby
 * [huh]Wriggle tries to get out of the weird tree's range.
 * Jerl|JohnDoe gets the FUCK out of the way of the rampaging tree
 * [BNS]Yuka looks over to where the noise is coming from, picking up her parasol as she stands up to get a better look
 * [BNS]Yuka casually saunters over towards the source of the disturbance
 <[huh]Wriggle> Ahhhh, you're not worth this!
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> [suddenly EVERYTHING ASPLODE]
 <B-B-Hood> [game over]
 <CHOAM> [, man, GAME OVER!]
 <B-B-Hood> [h-hey, I kid okay?]
 <B-B-Hood> [Don't take it seriously, you silly nightbug!]
 * [huh]Wriggle flies off.
 <[huh]Wriggle> I-I'll remember this!
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> I hope I don't
 * [BNS]Yuka sees that nightbug girl flying off and wonders if she has to go and teach her a lesson again, then decides that she'd rather go see what was making the racket that woke her up
 * Jerl|JohnDoe looks over at where the huge burst of light came from
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> ....What now?  Is it an oni next?
 * B-B-Hood is still blargle somewhere far away. Probably dead?
 * [BNS]Yuka suddenly spots some silly little human that's standing... on... her... flowers...
 * Jerl|JohnDoe steps towards the person, hoping that he'll be able to reason out of getting eaten this time
 * [BNS]Yuka stares blankly at the human as he approaches her, continuing to kill flowers with each step...
 * B-B-Hood gets up. ARGH, THE PAIN!
 * B-B-Hood wobble to where she made that last shot. is the bitch dead yet?
 <B-B-Hood> kuh... *cough!*
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Uh, hi.  Thanks for, uh, saving my life?
 * [BNS]Yuka looks at the human, then looks at her flowers, then at the human again, then the flowers again, then the human, then lifts her parasol and points it right in the human's face
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> Uh, is it about to start raining?
 * Jerl|JohnDoe looks nervously at the parasol in front of him.,
 <B-B-Hood> Ahh... Ramirez... I kinda understand your feeling of being left alone behind enemy lines now...
 <B-B-Hood> Sorry that I boss you around back then... god forgive me...
 * B-B-Hood drag her sorry ass to the nearest human figure, still holding trenchgun.
 <[BNS]Yuka> You have 5 seconds to explain why you're standing in MY flower field, trampling MY flowers, before I feed you to them.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> I, uh
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> What?
 <[BNS]Yuka> 1.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> I don't even know!
 <[BNS]Yuka> 2.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> That girl chased me here!
 <[BNS]Yuka> 3.
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> I was trying not to get killed!
 <[BNS]Yuka> 4.
 * [Mys]Myschii is flying around nearby
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> I WAS JUST TRYING TO WATER THEM WHEN THAT BUG TRIED TO EAT THEM SO I TRIED TO SCARE HER OFF BUT SHE ATTACKED BACK AND THEN THE TREE AND AND AND
 <B-B-Hood> HEY!
 * B-B-Hood waves.
 <B-B-Hood> IS THAT BITCH DEAD YET?!
 * Jerl|JohnDoe ignores since he has a fucking laser gun parasol in his face
 * [BNS]Yuka pauses and thinks for a moment before being distracted by the other silly human running up to her field.
 <B-B-Hood> HEEEEY!
 * Jerl|JohnDoe abuses the distraction to use the tree as a spacer between himself and yuuka
 * B-B-Hood is more like walking like a granny using trenchgun as cane.
 <B-B-Hood> Look, I'm going to ask you to double-up my pay right now or I'll loot your property and sell it in black market.
 <B-B-Hood> Including your kidney.
 <[BNS]Yuka> Tsch. I thought the humans had more sense than to come messing around here. I just had a nice talk with them and everything... oh well~
 <Jerl|JohnDoe> We'll worry about that when we get to where my property IS
 * [Mys]Myschii .oO(Silly people trespassing in Yuka's field!~ This looks interesting~ Ah... what did they do to poor wriggle?!~)
 * [BNS]Yuka levels the parasol at the girl off in the distance before firing off a quick beam without really looking, as a warning shot.
 * B-B-Hood get the pewpews just below her ears, burning away one lock of hair.
 <B-B-Hood> ......Gundam?
 * Gero-chan startles at the woman firing beams of light in front of me
 <Gero-chan> !!
 * Gero-chan attacks
 * [BNS]Yuka sighs and easily jumps out of reach of the tree before levelling the parasol at it and firing. A few seconds later, its trunk is left fairly charred and smoking lightly
 * Gero-chan attacks again
 <[BNS]Yuka> Silly tree should know better than that~
 * Gero-chan explodes in a massive ball of fire, dealing damage to everyting around
 * [BNS]Yuka takes the hint that the tree HASN'T learned it's lesson, and fires again, leaving naught but a burnt, smoking stump
 <B-B-Hood> Wow. Must be one of the latest model of gundam.
 <Gero-chan> Uh yuuka
 * [Mys]Myschii floats down into the scene
 * [Mys]Myschii *ah-hem*
 <[Mys]Myschii> ha♫~Wriggle♫ Wriggle~♫ What have they done?~ Is... is that a gun?♫
 <[Mys]Myschii>  For hurting her Flowers♫ you'll see Yuka's Powers♫ and burn. Burn! Burn, but now it's my Turn~
 * Jerl|JohnDoe flees since his stress went way the fuck too high
 <[Mys]Myschii> To~ Have Some~ FUN~♫
 * [BNS]Yuka is left fairly smokey herself
 <[BNS]Yuka> Maybe I overreacted~
 <[Mys]Myschii> 14 (chin chin)
 * Jerl|JohnDoe finally stops running and practically collapses when he reaches where BB passed out
 * [BNS]Yuka sees the night sparrow land nearby
 * B-B-Hood duckdownandcoverohfuckthisislikei'minmogadishuorwhat
 <B-B-Hood> WE GOT TANGO INBOUND!
 <[BNS]Yuka> Hey! Night sparrow! Go get those humans and make sure they don't come back, ok~?
 * [BNS]Yuka smiles sweetly at Mystia
 * [Mys]Myschii giggles melodically~
 <[BNS]Yuka> I'm going back to sleep~
 * [Mys]Myschii screeches sending bird shaped danmaku in waves toward the humans.~
 * [BNS]Yuka walks off, dusting the soot and tree bits off her as she goes
 * B-B-Hood fainted again! ow!
 * Jerl|JohnDoe doesn't even notice the danmaku over the pain of having been blown up.
 <[Mys]Myschii> ah~ Over so soon?~♫
 * [Mys]Myschii flies away into the sunset. (chin chin)
 <Jerl> [BAD END]