In which the panda saves the world

[21:01] <Warren> Alright, first-turn stealth strike advantage, go!
[21:01] <Warren> !roll 2#1d20+4
[21:01] <Tyche[Dice]> Warren rolled : 2#1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{17}, [ 1d20=1 ]{5}
[21:02] <Mathmatt878> You luckily avoid a critical fail, and strike panda face in the back.
[21:02] <Warren> !roll 2d4+4 damage
[21:02] <Tyche[Dice]> Warren rolled : 2d4+4 damage --> [ 2d4=8 ]{12}
[21:02] <Warren> !roll 1d20+3 Perform
[21:02] <Tyche[Dice]> Warren rolled : 1d20+3 Perform --> [ 1d20=18 ]{21}
[21:03] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20+1 insight
[21:03] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20+1 insight --> [ 1d20=5 ]{6}
[21:03] <Mathmatt878> Success
[21:03] <Warren> 15 damage on my first hit, nice.
[21:03] <Warren> Do i get advantage on my minor attack, as well?
[21:03] <Mathmatt878> No, only one attack
[21:03] <Warren> Alright.
[21:03] <Mathmatt878> Jerk panda now notices you, and demands that you roll for initiative.
[21:04] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20+2
[21:04] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{17}
[21:04] <Warren> I decaptchalogue a d20, and roll it on the grou-
[21:04] <Warren> Oh
[21:04] <Warren> !roll 1d20+4
[21:04] <Tyche[Dice]> Warren rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{7}
[21:04] <Mathmatt878> Jerk panda takes this time to grab his greataxe, and swings it down on your face.
[21:04] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20+5
[21:04] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{18}
[21:05] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d12+5
[21:05] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d12+5 --> [ 1d12=5 ]{10}
[21:05] <Mathmatt878> He growls slightly in an attempt to intimidate you.
[21:05] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20 intimidate
[21:05] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20 intimidate --> [ 1d20=4 ]{4}
[21:06] <Mathmatt878> He probably fails.
[21:06] <Warren> !roll 1d20 Insight
[21:06] <Tyche[Dice]> Warren rolled : 1d20 Insight --> [ 1d20=12 ]{12}
[21:06] <Mathmatt878> He does.
[21:06] <Mathmatt878> Your turn.
[21:07] <Warren> You take a step back from the Panda, and cast Clone Rank 2 for 20 pp
[21:08] <Warren> !roll 1d20+2+1 Psionic roll
[21:08] <Tyche[Dice]> Warren rolled : 1d20+2+1 Psionic roll --> [ 1d20=20 ]{23}
[21:08] <Mathmatt878> !ROll 1d20 to also crit.
[21:08] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20 to also crit. --> [ 1d20=6 ]{6}
[21:08] <Mathmatt878> You succeed.
[21:09] <Warren> You also activate Psiblade 2, for -10 max pp and 4 PP for every hit
[21:10] <Warren> Well, in that case, I swipe at the Panda with my (albeit far weaker) other pair of scissors.
[21:11] <Warren> !roll 1d20+4 to-hit
[21:11] <Tyche[Dice]> Warren rolled : 1d20+4 to-hit --> [ 1d20=2 ]{6}
[21:11] <Mathmatt878> Miss.
[21:11] <Warren> End turn
[21:11] <Mathmatt878> The panda doesn't really care, and swings anyways.
[21:11] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d3
[21:11] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d3 --> [ 1d3=3 ]{3}
[21:11] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20+5 to hit
[21:11] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20+5 to hit --> [ 1d20=17 ]{22}
[21:11] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d12+5 damage
[21:11] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d12+5 damage --> [ 1d12=10 ]{15}
[21:12] <Mathmatt878> "Get off of my property.
[21:12] <Mathmatt878> "
[21:12] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20 intimidate again.
[21:12] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20 intimidate again. --> [ 1d20=16 ]{16}
[21:12] <Warren> !roll 1d20
[21:12] <Tyche[Dice]> Warren rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{13}
[21:12] <Mathmatt878> -2 AC, and -2 to hit next turn.
[21:13] <Mathmatt878> Your turn.
[21:20] <Warren> Despite the obvious fact that I have a better than even chance to die right now, I am still ICly obligated to not back down, and attack the Panda.
[21:21] <Warren> !roll 2#1d20+4
[21:21] <Tyche[Dice]> Warren rolled : 2#1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{24}, [ 1d20=6 ]{10}
[21:21] <Mathmatt878> First hits, second misses.
[21:21] <Warren> !roll 4d4+4
[21:21] <Tyche[Dice]> Warren rolled : 4d4+4 --> [ 4d4=11 ]{15}
[21:22] <Mathmatt878> Inventor panda shrugs it off.
[21:23] <Warren> end turn
[21:23] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20 intimidate.
[21:23] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20 intimidate. --> [ 1d20=19 ]{19}
[21:23] <Warren> !roll 1d20 CRIT * 2 PLS
[21:23] <Tyche[Dice]> Warren rolled : 1d20 CRIT * 2 PLS --> [ 1d20=20 ]{20}
[21:23] <Mathmatt878> (OO BB)
[21:24] <Warren> HAHAHA
[21:24] <Mathmatt878> RNJesus answers your prayer, and you think he looks fluffy instead of intimidating.
[21:24] <Mathmatt878> Either way, he swings a not-so-fluffy greataxe at you.
[21:24] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20+5
[21:24] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{22}
[21:24] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d12+5
[21:24] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d12+5 --> [ 1d12=6 ]{11}
[21:25] <Mathmatt878> 5/41 health remains, I believe.
[21:25] <Mathmatt878> Your turn.
[21:27] <Warren> You bow your bloodied head and give a silent prayer to the RNGods, and prime your scissors to attack the Panda
[21:27] <Warren> !roll 2#1d20+4 double critfail calling it right now
[21:27] <Tyche[Dice]> Warren rolled : 2#1d20+4 double critfail calling it right now --> [ 1d20=13 ]{17}, [ 1d20=6 ]{10}
[21:27] <Mathmatt878> First hits.
[21:28] <Warren> !roll 2d4+4
[21:28] <Tyche[Dice]> Warren rolled : 2d4+4 --> [ 2d4=6 ]{10}
[21:28] <Warren> !roll 1d20+3 perform
[21:28] <Tyche[Dice]> Warren rolled : 1d20+3 perform --> [ 1d20=17 ]{20}
[21:28] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20+1
[21:28] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{5}
[21:28] <Mathmatt878> Success.
[21:28] <Mathmatt878> The panda is very clearly sweating.
[21:29] <Warren> You run 20 feet to the edge of the island and end turn.
[21:30] <Mathmatt878> Inventor panda trudges towards you in a very intimidating manner.
[21:30] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20 intimidate
[21:30] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20 intimidate --> [ 1d20=11 ]{11}
[21:30] <Warren> !roll 1d20 to not die
[21:30] <Tyche[Dice]> Warren rolled : 1d20 to not die --> [ 1d20=8 ]{8}
[21:30] <Mathmatt878> -2 AC and -2 to hit next turn.
[21:30] <Mathmatt878> The mad genius takes a wild swing.
[21:30] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20+5
[21:30] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{22}
[21:31] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d12+5 to slay the killer.
[21:31] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d12+5 to slay the killer. --> [ 1d12=3 ]{8}
[21:31] <Mathmatt878> You fall.
[21:31] <Mathmatt878> The land is saved.