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- To the town of Redwood Run rode a stranger one fine day
- Offered her services to a fellow who was having a bad day,
- used her powers of repair, for the fellow’s car had made a slip
- Then stranger went on her way with Real Ass Sword on her hip,
- Real Ass Sword on her hip,
- It was early in the morning when she strode into the town
- She took down a couple of crooks, before heading to the Sheriff’s
- She ended up teaming up with a convict, With the face of a gerbil
- Cause she was here to do some business with the Real Ass Sword on her hip,
- Real Ass Sword on her hip,
- In this town there lurked an outlaw by the name of Zora Salazar
- She had taken up many bounties and those many bounties were claimed
- She was vicious and a killer, though she only stood six foot three
- And the notches on her pistols were handcrafted and custom made,
- handcrafted and custom made,
- Now the stranger started talkin' made it plain to folks around
- Was an Officer of the law, wouldn't be too long in town
- She was here to take down an outlaw or maybe even some more
- Ands most importantly she was after Arsene Amulet,
- After Arsene Amulet,
- Wasn't long before this amulet end up in the hands of Salazar
- And with hunt being completed she set her eyes upon the convict
- Many times she’d had tried to catch him, Many times he had escaped,
- But this time she was gonna catch him with he’s epithet of goldbrick,
- epithet of goldbrick,
- Now the morning passed so quickly and it was time for them to meet
- It was twenty past eleven when they rode out into the forest
- with Zora’s epithet being so broken, the Officer struck a deal,
- that no epithets were allowed in this duel to the death,
- duel to the death,
- There were more then twenty bullets unfrozen
- When the duel had begun
- And the wit of the convict is still talked about today
- When he smashed Zora’s gun, it threw her into a fit
- And She ended up using her epithet trying to cut them down,
- trying to cut them down,
- It was only through trickery that the two managed survive
- only then did Zora admit that she had been fairly beat
- Oh, she might have won duel if she hadn’t let her temper slip
- When she tried to match the officer with a Real Ass Sword on her hip,
- Real Ass Sword on her hip
- Real Ass Sword, Real Ass Goddamn Sword,
- Oh she tried to match the officer with a Real Ass Sword on her hip,
- Real Ass Sword on her hip
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