words

Cum is the most hilarious word of all time. I cannot contain my laughter whenever someone utters that word. I have suffered numerous strokes because of that word. I routinely break down and cry because I remember that I live in a world in which the word cum exists. I have attempted suicide on 17 occasions because I was depraved from the word cum for more than 20 minutes. Any time I see a meme in which a random word has been replaced with cum I laugh myself to the point of near asphyxiation. I cut off all ties with my family and friends so that I can begin to better understand the word that is cum. I cannot fathom living in a world without cum.
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Sex is the most hilarious word of all time. I cannot contain my laughter whenever someone utters that word. I have suffered numerous strokes because of that word. I routinely break down and cry because I remember that I live in a world in which the word sex exists. I have attempted suicide on 17 occasions because I was depraved from the word sex for more than 20 minutes. Any time I see a meme in which a random word has been replaced with sex I laugh myself to the point of near asphyxiation. I cut off all ties with my family and friends so that I can begin to better understand the word that is sex. I cannot fathom living in a world without sex.