THE ENTIRE 9:31 LIVE COMMENTARY SCRIPT

Alright, this is gonna be a much harder record, uh, of mine to match, but, um, I will be taking world record back fairly soon. With that run -- and I lost like, I lost something like 50 seconds on it to a lot-- to a number of things. So I could feasibly take world record soon.

Alright, let's begin the map. I never muted the music so it's going to play again at some point. Dang it! Alright, if I fail this run I have to remember to mute music so I can focus and not have piano. Okay, this is really good, this is a really good forest. If I could just make that jump... that's a PB in Forest! 41! And I split late. Uh, I always split on the second jump because I gotta focus on the first one. Okay, go, go, go, go. When I take world record I'm gonna start running 63-- uh, Super Mario 63 again. Oh shoot. Almost missed the corner. Okay, here comes the incredible Air Steak. Perfect. Oh, well, uh, you can follow me. Drop by if there's another stream. Thanks for coming for the short period that you were able to watch. Alright, this is... PB. Sub-2, by the way. Sub-2 Skeletor split. I'm ahead of world record right now.

Okay, zombie jump. I got this. I got this. Okay, okay. Here comes the cutscene skip. Shoot! Dude, two in a row? Shoot. Oh god, where am I gonna respawn? Alright, that wasn't too bad of a loss. I just have to figure out which way-- alright, this way is out. That wasn't too bad. That was a, that was a crappy cutscene skip but I don't think I lost much time, and um the nether split on this, on uh the PB run was uh like 20 seconds down. So, I can totally still save time on this let alone not lose any. Never nail that I'm so glad I did. I'm glad I tested because I got the water glitch that time. Alright, let's do this, hooy-ya! I almost kept my sprint through that skeleton. Almost kept it. Aw, that was so close. I almost got the assist Okay I got this. Jump. Okay, here comes the zombie jump. Boom, boom, shoot. Alright, I took one hit of damage but I should be able to hit the spawn trigger.

Yeah see that wasn't even a gold split and I saved 13 seconds. Alright let's do this, hi-ya. Perfect dodge. Let's get a second perfect dodge. Alright, that was a bit, I think I started strafing a bit late there and the dodge was not perfect. But dude I'm on pace for a fantastic run and this is only my 15th attempt since I picked up this run again, like I stopped running it for a while. This has literally been my 15th attempt, so I'm happy with the results so far. Alright, come on. Lemme up. Lemme up. There we go. This was when the music started last time. Let's just not lose my focus and hope I don't glitch. Run's over if I water glitch. Alright, I did not water glitch. Dude let me up dude let me up. Grab the water. 25- dude this is like the god run. If I could just place the water here I'm gonna be so happy. If I just get first try placement. Yes, dude, this is the perfect run. Alright mid-air inventory management please. Perfect. That is the best part of the run right there, actually probably second-best to Air Steak.

I'm lined up in the correct space. It's right behind this lavafall. I actually think that the safe strat there is faster. I nailed it. That was good, that was good. Alright let me up. Okay. My heart's poundin' right now dude, this could be it. This could be the world record run. I just have to not screw up this and I'm good. I've gotten so many gold splits on just this run alone. Dude I got the water-- okay, the water has been placed. Now place it, okay. Grab it, place it. Alright I gotta good place there. That's good that's good. Good place that was good place good place good place good place this is all good so far I just gotta focus on getting these getting these uh getting this bucket at the right spot and I gotta make sure I don't screw up somewhere along the way. Music is starting in. Hopefully the music will actually help me focus and calm down this time. This has been a perfect wall climb. I don't want to jinx it. I think I was... Oh god, here comes the ??? part. [whispering] I'm very close I'm very close I'm very close I'm very close. Could this be it? Dude minus one minute and 55 freakin' seconds. Dude, dude, listen to my breath. It's like crazy hyperventilating. This is a freakin' perfect run so far I just don't want to die to this part. Nail it. I got a bit of health there, think that's all I need. I just gotta get to that button before I die. Okay.

FOCUS, FOCUS, FOCUS, FOCUS, THIS IS IT. THIS IS A SUB-FREAKING-10 RUN, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, YES I AM DEFINITELY GOD. Alright come on, swim up. New strats. Safe strats for this totally. Okay, okay. Please...

9:3RUN, ONE. I AM A FREAKING GOD. THAT RECORD WILL STAND FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. THAT WAS THE BEST THING I'VE DONE IN MY WHOLE LIFE. THAT RECORD RIGHT THERE, 9:31 IS PROBABLY UNBEATABLE. YOU COULD GO FOR RISKY STRATS AND SAVE SOMETHING LIKE 10 SECONDS AND GET A 9:20. BUT GIVEN THE FACT THAT I JUST BEAT WORLD RECORD BY 1:50, I THINK I'M SAFE IN SAYING THAT BECAUSE OF THAT GOD WALL CLIMB, THAT IS THE BEST RUN I WILL EVER DO OF HEROBRINE'S RETURN. THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING.