Moogey EP1. YOU STAY ON YOUR SIDE



Scene Opens with Moogey and Professor sitting on a couch, both are reading a book.
Professors book is some sort of science or philosophy book, Moogey reading a comicbook.

Moogey is reading Loudly, Proffessor is having trouble concentraiting.





Prof: Dude can you read a little quiter!

Moogey: How the hell do you read quiter? This is the quietest thing someone can do?!
Prof: And yet you find a way to make even that loud amazing.

Moogey: Oh get over yourself. I'm sorry you can't focus on what you're reading, but don't get pissy at me for it.

Prof: Do you hear yourself, I ask you to be a little quite and you throw a temper tantrum.

Moogey: Fuck you.

Prof: Okay fine you wanna be a child the stay on you're side of the house little boy.
Moogey: MAYBE I WILL!



10 minutes later

A line has been drawn across the room

Prof: there, this is my side and that's your side. Any questions?
Moogey: Just one....how I'm I supposed to get out of the house when the door is on your side, and the window is welded shut?
Prof: Why is the window welded shut!

Moogey: Zombies.

Professor gives a look

Prof: Fine we'll just redo the line that splits in the center of the door.

Moogey: Sounds fine to me.

15 minutes later


Prof: Better

Moogey: Much thank you.

Prof: K good I'm going back to my book now.

Moogey: Yeah I need to finish that issue of Spiterdood

Prof: Yu-huh. (unenthused)



Scene : Moogey is reading his issue of Spiterdood.

Professor walks by

Moogey: Aw man this is a great issue, Spiterdood has to fight a Lion and...
Prof: Dude I honestly don't care.

Moogey: oh..sorr....HEY WAIT A SEC WHY ARE YOU ON MY  SIDE OF THE HOUSE

Prof: Uhm the bathroom is on this side of the room

Moogey: This isn't going to cut it, we need to redo the line.

Prof: Can't you just live with me walking by to use the bathroom?

Moogey: No,  move the line.

20 minutes later.

Shows room divided horizontally

Both: No

Shows room Divided in zig zags

Both: Nope

Shows lines on moogey and Professor

Both: NO!

Prof: Look Moogey I don't think this is gonna work, this house is pretty asemetrical.

Moogey: So science it until it works.

Prof: That's not how science works, it's set of tools used to record and collect data to bett...
Moogey: Didn't ask for a lecture Neil.

Professor stares at Moogey

Moogey: Neail Degrass Tieson.

Prof: I'm gonna go build a thing to solve our space problem now.

Scene End

3 Days later

Moogey is sitting in the room watching TV.
Professor walks in with a weird computer like object.

Prof: Okay so this machine will mathimaticly analyze the dimentions of our place while factoring all the nessesities, and then generate a hardlight hologram line to divid the room evenly.

Moogey: Oh right we're still doing this bit. Yeah sure flip the switch

Prof: It's a button.

Proffesor presses the button, the device begines to shake around and light up.

Machine: ROOM ANALIZED! PROGECTING DIVIDER!

The machine prohects a bright glowing line that splits the house evenly

Both Moogey and Prof scream and blink a little bit because of the light

Prof: There Better

Moogey: Yeah I think this will work.

As Moogey is about to sit down he sees a poster of Jay and Silent Bob on Professor's side of the room

Moogey: Wait a minute that's my Poster give it back to me

Prof: Dude you can still see it and does it really matter if it's on my side orf the  room.

Moogey: No it's the principle of it, I payed for the poster I hung it, it should be on my side.

Prof: Don't cross the line

Moogey: Oh so now wanting what's mine is crossing the line.

Moogey steps toward the poster.

Prof: No you moron-

Moogey: There you go again insulting me like you're so much smarter than me!

Prof: mutters under his breath "well I did build a fucking computer while you where watching fucking cake boss."

Moogey: What was that smart ass!

Prof: Whatever I'm going to my room

Moogey: Of course you get called out you go to your room

Professor starts marching to his room.

Moogey begeins to follow him

Prof: STOP FOLLOWING ME FOR THE LOVE OF

Moogey crosses the line

Macheine: PARMITOR CROSSED INITEATING DEFENSE MODE!

The line starts to glow bright red

Prof: OH CRAP HURRY MOOGEY STEP BACK

Moogey: Don't tell me what to do!

Prof: OH my...( he slides his hand across his face) I'M SORRY I HURT YOUR FEELINGS! NOW PLEASE MOOGEY MOVE!!

Moogey: See was that so hard, to just show your brother a little humility>

Prof: MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moogey: God you don't have to ye-


Cut to frount veiw of the house

the house glows a red grid like pattern around it, the pattern bursts into flames with  the  house.

Moogey:....It was your thing that set the house on fire.

Professor gives moogey a mean glance

Moogey: I'm sure you can science us a new house

Professor jumps at moogey screaming.