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The Legend of Fujikkuri part III

Lord_Specineff13 Jan 25th, 2015 (edited) 230 Never
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  1. The Legend of Fujikkuri 3: Yukkuri Miko Gigolette Wars 2015
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  5. Part 1: http://pastebin.com/3N3VnfRw
  6. Part 2: http://pastebin.com/kfFqL8eD
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  10. [23:15] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> i hope for killing a couple of the imperial navy
  11. [23:15] <Bayushi_Sousou> Fujiko vs Kongou
  12. [23:16] <Bayushi_Sousou> Battle of the century
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  16. [09:08] <Alice_Margatroid> Haha, I see. Also, I wonder if any clans that know that they aren't in the running any longer will try to pimp their allies when they get the opportunity
  17. [09:09] <Thrifty> Well, I could pull off a dark horse entry, dispite being only half hearted about it both IC and OOC
  18. [09:09] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> shovel horse dung*
  19. [09:09] <@Patchouli_Knowledge> hahaha
  20. [09:09] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> hahaha
  21. [09:09] <Thrifty> Or that XD
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  25. [23:57] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> the gm is a golden dildo
  26. [23:57] <Ikoma_Kaida> ...
  27. [23:57] <Ikoma_Kaida> ...
  28. [23:57] <Ikoma_Kaida> ...
  29. [23:57] <MiniYoumu> o_o O~
  30. [23:58] <MiniYoumu> What have you been teaching your bun, Patchy?!
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  34. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> none declared the crane stuff up knowing as absolute certainty is wrong, there were like four imperials, three zones from being a dick wizard
  35. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> Fuji-bun, what
  36. <Alice_Margatroid> Very good question
  37. <Thrifty> imperial dick wizards XD
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  41. [00:33] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> or debuffs are already supposed to be dependent on having nothing of value
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  45. [02:52] <Thrifty> Have you considered a exciling career in retail?
  46. [02:52] <Thrifty> You too can be a jaded mess of a human being.
  47. [02:52] <Ikoma_Kaida> Nobody will hire a PhD
  48. [02:52] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> and nobody can hear you, patchy, how about working out an appearance
  49. [02:53] <Ikoma_Kaida> Did..
  50. [02:53] <Ikoma_Kaida> The bun just call you ugly?
  51. 01[02:53] <@Patchouli_Knowledge> I...
  52. 01[02:53] <@Patchouli_Knowledge> ;_;
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  56. [03:13] <@Patchouli_Knowledge> you ditched 4chan entirely and moved to 8chan?
  57. [03:13] <Thrifty> Pretty much
  58. [03:13] <@Patchouli_Knowledge> I see
  59. [03:13] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> Patchouli_Knowledge, i see the bit about male privilege
  60. [03:13] <@Patchouli_Knowledge> ...
  61. [03:13] <@Patchouli_Knowledge> don't you turn SJW on me, fuji-bun
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  65. (Fiery sword forbiddened)
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  67. [06:53] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> no fiery sword
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  71. [06:58] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> mostly ready, equipment set, and touch their frozen, Patchouli_Knowledge
  72. [06:59] <Thrifty> Alright ready for lions?
  73. [06:59] <Ikoma_Kaida> Bun
  74. [06:59] <Ikoma_Kaida> Let it go
  75. [06:59] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> the bun
  76. [06:59] <@Patchouli_Knowledge> I'll touch -your- frozen, Fuji-bun
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  80. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> to define what his good times are, me and her Alice_Margatroid in fiction about humans eating aliens because they're not going to be something different
  81. <Thrifty> Fuji is slowly gaining sentience it seems
  82. <Daemonfey> Bun what
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  86. (Spellcasting in L5R)
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  88. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> a spell slots to cast it
  89. <Daemonfey> That's how it works bun
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  93. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> Well, I suppose. But in that situation I don't think stealth was an option for a PC
  94. <Daemonfey> Not at all
  95. <Daemonfey> A Soshi on that situation?
  96. <Daemonfey> I would never go knight.
  97. <Daemonfey> I would go "NOPE" like you did XD
  98. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> nope !
  99. <Daemonfey> The bun gets it.
  100. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> XD
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  104. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> 2) stop running a game master perspective, on the loyalty of highgarden
  105. <Daemonfey> ...
  106. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> ...bun what
  107. <Daemonfey> ...
  108. <Daemonfey> ...
  109. <Daemonfey> XD
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  113. (Fuji-bun's ironclad battle tactic)
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  115. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> you call the army to find ambushes xd
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  119. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> my crabs
  120. <Daemonfey> I predict some awkward phone calls...
  121. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> burning love
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  125. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> i forgot that it's a bot
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  129. (Totally legit use of Fuji-bun's Courtier Arts)
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  131. <Daemonfey> I really lost the ability to see the appeal of PbP
  132. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> my notes rather than that use inspire appeal to their bad side
  133. <Daemonfey> Inspire the bad side?
  134. <Daemonfey> I think that is a perfectly legit use of your courtier arts, bun
  135. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> XD
  136. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> I'm sure I have a relevant Yuricam page for that
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  140. (If more people followed Fuji-bun's example, the world would be a better place)
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  142. <Hata_no_Kotoro|Hannya> If you are the self centered egocentric asshole
  143. <Hata_no_Kotoro|Hannya> You are harmful
  144. <Hata_no_Kotoro|Hannya> It does not help that many gamers game to power trip and fulfill power fantasies
  145. <Hata_no_Kotoro|Hannya> On the other hand, gamers are used to put up with autistic,  inspropriate and socially awkward  people to fill a party
  146. <Hata_no_Kotoro|Hannya> So do so
  147. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> i do
  148. <Hata_no_Kotoro|Hannya> Fuji-bun tolerates everyone
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  152. <Thrifty> Well, might be a fun creative writing exercise I guess, I'll keep a eye on it
  153. <Hata_no_Kotoro> Write a book you NEET
  154. <Thrifty> This might get me in the mood to do so
  155. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> Thrifty might as well
  156. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> XD
  157. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> That was a very coherent sentence
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  161. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> no, technically in class and just repeating myself wouldn't really done anything
  162. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> obviously fuji-bun has no patience for teaching
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  166. (Share your noodles with Julia)
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  168. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> What's a script mill?
  169. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> Place to get writing ideas from?
  170. <Thrifty> Its like ghost writers correct?
  171. <Thrifty> A group of writers all sharing one pen name or somthing like that
  172. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> and should be sharing the instant noodles with julia later
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  176. (Fuji-bun shipping Asuka and Julia, also lewd)
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  178. [07:52] <@Kitsu_Minoru> Hmm, if a character in OVA had a companion or minion that could serve as a mount, what use could a Knowledge: Riding skill have?
  179. [08:08] <FuzzyPickles> Replacing Agility when mounted
  180. [08:10] <FuzzyPickles> Or possibly boost certain combat rolls.
  181. [08:10] <@Kitsu_Minoru> and, like the sample monster tamer's Trust skill, perhaps to convince the mount to do complicated tasks?
  182. [08:10] <FuzzyPickles> Cavalry being a thing.
  183. [08:10] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> that want to convince asuka
  184. [08:10] <FuzzyPickles> Hrm, I'd have to review then if Trust might be better in general, but
  185. [08:10] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> to trust julia
  186. [08:10] <FuzzyPickles> Whatever winds up being the 'Ride' skill would include that too and
  187. [08:10] <FuzzyPickles> Julia is a mount it seems
  188. [08:11] <@Kitsu_Minoru> XD
  189. [08:12] <Lyn_Lawless> That seems a little too wild for Miyako.
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  193. [22:57] <FuzzyPickles> So who's bringing the snacks for today's esssion
  194. [22:57] <Suzune> slurp
  195. [22:58] * Isawa_Koiso (Isawa_Kois@49.146.izz.wjx) has joined #WulinAcademy
  196. [22:58] * Patchouli_Knowledge is now known as Marie_Langelier
  197. [22:59] <FuzzyPickles> Is Koiso a snack
  198. [22:59] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> the snack machine
  199. [22:59] <FuzzyPickles> Ah
  200. [22:59] <@Marie_Langelier> XD
  201. [22:59] * FuzzyPickles inserts koku into Koiso, pushes button
  202. [22:59] <Suzune> USEFULL
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  206. (Coobies forbiddened)
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  208. [02:18] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> pls no coobies
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  212. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> to save queen latifah's focus on breath in the colony pod !
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  216. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> seduced qiaolian's easier to start team america is a central part of the ac feels
  217. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> fuji-bun that is no excuse to seduce qiaolian
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  221. (Possibly lewd)
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  223. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> i'm imagining an angry monk shouting you can fill her river to get the support
  224. <@Inoue_Yukiko> Fujibun, what. XD
  225. <Tsukino_Minoru> That's.. relatively coherent, but possibly lewd
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  228. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> let me get you ass kicked and then after that
  229. <Ikoma_Kaida> Bun!
  230. <Ikoma_Kaida> D:
  231. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> the bun is confused
  232. <Ikoma_Kaida> XD
  233. <Thrifty> XD
  234. <Ikoma_Kaida> I'm dying here.
  235. <@Patchouli_Knowledge> Fuji-bun solves confusion by ass-kicking someone
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  239. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> >implying the most obvious point is to hook a failing relationship with sex
  240. <Yamada_Nanae> That might be the most lucid thing bun has ever said
  241. <Daemonfey> Ever.
  242. <@Inoue_Yukiko> Is... fuji-bun trying to say that there is more to salvaging a rocky relationship than with sex?
  243. <Daemonfey> Seems so
  244. <@Inoue_Yukiko> because if that is the case, that is also a rather intelligent point for it to make XD
  245. <Inoue_Fujikkuri> intelligent people do
  246. <Yamada_Nanae> Yeah. The bun is getting sapience and reason, it seems
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