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Smarty Disguise 2 - Day One

Apr 29th, 2012
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  1. Going to post it to /mlp/ eventually, but posting it here day by day first. I will continue with the Abuser VS Quiet Guy series, but for now I really wanted to write this story. It's a bit slow and lacking in violence by comparison to the first Smarty Disguise, but I promise it'll get better.
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  3. >You are the quiet man, foreman of the city dump
  4. >Not long ago, a fluffy abuser studied the ways of dumpster fluffies under you
  5. >You let him have his fun for a few days
  6. >Then you killed him
  7. >Rather, you trapped him and let the fluffies do your wetwork
  8. >Wet, stinky, foul, corn-flecked wetwork
  9. >It was nothing personal
  10. >You don't especially like fluffy ponies
  11. >Just part of the background like everyone else
  12. >You did it all for the sake of a game you're presently bored with
  13. >You remember the rush you had when you first ambushed the abuser
  14. >It felt good
  15. >You wonder if you could have that feeling again someday
  16. >You wonder if you could train someone to take the abuser's place
  17. >You wonder what you should do if your 'student' fails
  18. >Pet the one-eared orange pegasus you 'rescued'
  19. >Your trophy
  20.  
  21.  
  22.  
  23. >Be you
  24. >You don't hate fluffy ponies
  25. >Believe in live and let live
  26. >You've recently applied for a job at the city dump
  27. >Not the best job, but there aren't many to be had
  28. >You got a call back, and now it's your first day!
  29. >The foreman is waiting for you
  30. >Kind of a quiet person, but he answers any questions you have and is generally helpful
  31. >Notice an orange pegasus toddling around his office
  32. >He explains that fluffy ponies tend to form herds in the dump
  33. >Place was recently purged of fluffies, but new fluffies and sometimes entire herds show up daily
  34. >Not cost efficient to repeatedly set the place on fire
  35. >Tells you about a guy who was messing around with the fluffies
  36. >Tone changes when he explains the guy had an accident and drowned in fluffy shit
  37. >Very unfortunate
  38. >Explains that precautions need to be taken now when out in the dump
  39. >Hands you a two-way radio
  40. >And a piece of rebar that's sharpened on both ends
  41. >You ask why you would need something like that, and he simply answers 'Protection.'
  42. >You try to hand it back
  43. >You can't do something that inhumane
  44. >He pushes it back to you
  45. >Orders you to take it anyways
  46. >You set off to work, the quiet man leading the way
  47.  
  48. >You get to the spot you're going to be working at today
  49. >Quiet man is explaining the various tasks
  50. >Mostly just driving the bulldozer, but occasionally going on walks for security purposes/checking for things that shouldn't be in the dump
  51. >Tells you to make sure you've got something in the event of fluffies
  52. >As if on cue, a group of ragged fluffies wander into the clearing behind you and begin digging for food
  53. >Quiet man nods to them
  54. >Tells you now is as good a time as any to 'assert yourself' with them
  55. >The fluffies see you, and they puff out their cheeks and begin growling
  56. >'Go way munsta! Fwuffies fin foodies! Dis ow spot!'
  57. >A green unicorn is now standing between the two of you and the rest
  58. >They cheer for him in between mouthfuls of refuse as he rears and kicks his stubby front legs at you
  59. >He falls backwards and lays there wiggling
  60. >'Hewp! Hewp fwuffy!' The others run and begin pushing on his sides to right him, his fluff covered in fresh garbage
  61. >You think the whole scene is comical and adorable
  62. >The quiet man abruptly steps forward, causing the fluffies to scamper together and growl at him
  63. >He reaches down and grabs the little unicorn as the other fluffies nip at his bare arm and buck his legs
  64. >They don't hurt him, and it seems like at the best of times they have no offensive capabilities
  65. >As the little unicorn raises in the air it begins to squeal and kick, demanding to be put down
  66. >Tiny sparks flare from its horn, only to be extinguished when the quiet man wraps his free hand around the horn
  67. >'We are working here. You will have to graze elsewhere for the time being.'
  68. >The only response he gets is a raspberry, followed by cheers from the others on the ground
  69. >He turns to you
  70. >'That is what trying to reason with them will achieve.' Tightening his grip, he violently beds the unicorns horn
  71. >The unicorn squeals in pain as it voids its bowels on the quiet man's boots
  72. >Holding the unicorn by the neck, he continues to twist and bend the horn
  73. >You instinctually try to grab his arm, but by the time to get to him he has dropped the unicorn back into it's now crying friends
  74. >The fluffies are wailing in fright and staring up at the quiet man
  75. >The little unicorn is trying to hold his horn but his arms only reach high enough to cover his eyes
  76. >The horn looks swollen and discoloured, and is now crooked in a couple of places
  77. >'Why hooman make owies? Fwuffies just hungy! No hurt fwend hown! Him good fwuffy!'
  78. >The only response they recieve is the quiet man pointing at them, then pointing away
  79. >No expression on his face
  80. >The fluffies grab one last mouthful of food then begin sadly walking away
  81. >They try to hug their weeping friend, but occasionally trip while trying to walk on two legs
  82. >The site is terribly sad, and you can't believe the callousness of the man next to you
  83. >'What is wrong with you? They're harmless!'
  84. >'They're hostile.' he replies. 'And I'm not closing this place because you got killed or injured trying to hug vermin.'
  85. >You're stunned
  86. >He gestures to the bulldozer and tells you to get to work
  87. >He says he'll be checking on you
  88.  
  89. >You're working
  90. >Driving bulldozer
  91. >The horn works quite well for keeping fluffies at bay
  92. >A few sit and cover their eyes, crying at the loud noises
  93. >You recognize this as them trying to hide
  94. >A couple of times you get down to nudge them along
  95. >They scream when you do this, but they seem hardy enough to not die from fright
  96. >As you're driving up a path, you notice a relatively small herd trying to cross the road
  97. >About 12 of them
  98. >A magenta fluffy unicorn is leading them, barking orders
  99. >Two swollen dams being rolled by pegasus attendants
  100. >You're sitting there watching when someone shines a light in your eyes
  101. >You freeze as you realize the quiet man has returned to check on you
  102. >'Something wrong with the bulldozer?' he asks, a hint of sarcasm in his voice
  103. >You grimace and point to the fluffies crossing the road
  104. >He shakes his head, and starts towards the fluffies
  105. >You feel a chill as you turn off the bulldozer and jump down after him
  106. >The unicorn regards you both
  107. >'Fwuffies gonna fin new home pwace! Scawy monsta fwuffy new smawty, so fwuffy take dese fwuffies!'
  108. >'Is that so...' the quiet man answers with mock interest in his voice
  109. >Beaming, the little fluffy nods. 'I is gon' be good smawty! Dis my fwuffies! Take somewhewe with wotsa foodies and be safe from monsta fwuff!'
  110. >'You're all lucky I only have time to kill one of you.'
  111. >Without missing a beat, he grabs the little unicorn and lifts it over his head before smashing it into the ground
  112. >You don't know if it survived, because he immediately punts it away
  113. >It dissappears behind a pile of garbage
  114. >'Now get off my goddamn road. He might not hurt you...' he says, then peers at you out of the corner of his eye
  115. >Then he adds, 'Yet.'
  116. >'But I have no such reservations.'
  117. >The fluffies scream in horror, some asking why he killed their smarty friend
  118. >Others begin frantically rolling the dams back the way they came
  119. >A quick stomp of his foot sends the stragglers running, but also scares away the attendants of one of the dams
  120. >A little mint green unicorn with a two-toned green mane and tail
  121. >'Hewp! No weave mumma! Mumma big, can't woll!' She cries and covers her eyes as she sees the quiet man walking towards her
  122. >You've seen enough, and grab the little dam before the quiet man can get to her
  123. >He stiffens, but says nothing to you
  124. >You set the wriggling fluffy gently down by her crying attendants
  125. >'Be more careful!' you scold. 'If you leave her again, you'll...you'll get the SORRY STICK!'
  126. >You feel like an idiot given the angry sociopath standing behind you and the general lameness of the threat
  127. >But it works
  128. >The attendants squeal in fear and beg you not to hurt them, hiccuping apologies from behind reddened eyes and sniffling noses
  129. >They begin to go back the way they came, sobbing lightly
  130. >You turn to face the quiet man, fulling expecting him to give you another lecture
  131. >But he's already leaving
  132.  
  133. >It's the end of your first day
  134. >Managed to get through it with no further incidents
  135. >Noticed you were being watched a couple of times by the quiet man, and plenty of times by fluffies
  136. >Weren't bothered though
  137. >As you're walking towards the gate, you notice the orange fluffy pegasus from earlier
  138. >You know it's the same one, it's wearing a collar and is missing an ear
  139. >It's not venturing far into the dump, but it's craning its head to look around as best it can
  140. >'Fwuffy know dis pwace?' it asks noone in particular
  141. >'Were you a stray here?' you ask it. It jumps at your voice, but it doesn't run away
  142. >It turns and sits down, then stares at you
  143. >It's sort of creepy, like its owner
  144. >'Fwuffy...stway?'
  145. >'Like, did your owner find you here?'
  146. >It scrunches its face like it's trying to think
  147. >It clearly doesn't remember, which isn't surprising for a fluffy
  148. >Their memories are pretty bad
  149. >Just then the quiet man emerges from the office and walks over to the orange fluffy
  150. >He's carrying a dufflebag on his shoulder, but he's wearing the same clothes as before
  151. >He sets a hand behind it's back haunches, then puts a hand on its chest, then lifts it up to his shoulder
  152. >The fluffy babbles about how happy it is to see daddy, but you can hear the quiet man scolding him about being outside
  153. >'Fwuffy sowwy. Daddy see new fwend?' The fluffy looks at you, it's huge eyes gleaming
  154. >The quiet man looks at as though he didn't realize you were there
  155. >A few tense moments pass, then he speaks
  156. >'You start at 8:00 tomorrow. Try to leave the candy-ass attitude at home tomorrow.'
  157. >You're really starting to hate this guy
  158. >'New fwend made a candies?' the fluffy chirps excitedly. The quiet man gives him a gentle shake
  159. >'No. Don't encourage him.' With that he turns and begins walking towards the main gate
  160. >The orange pegasus waves energetically to you and shouts 'bye byes' and 'fwuffy wuv you'
  161. >You feel a little better about this day
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