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- What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
- They're both empty from the neck up.
- Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
- Because it kept falling out.
- Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
- Because she got a F in sex.
- How does a blonde lose 5 pounds?
- She takes off her make-up.
- How do you comfuse a dumb blonde?
- Put her a circular room and tell her to go sit in the corner.
- What do you do if a blonde throws a gernade at you?
- Pull the pin and throw it back.
- What does a U.F.O. and an intelligent blonde have in common?
- You always hear about them...but never see them.
- What did the blonde do when she broke her tupperware?
- She called a plastic surgeon.
- Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
- You get to park in the handicap zone.
- What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
- A blow job with handlebars.
- Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
- It's not real bright, but it's cheap and spreads easy.
- What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?
- Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
- Why don't blondes use vibrators?
- They always chip their teeth.
- How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
- Fertilized.
- What do you call a dumb blonde behind the steering wheel?
- An airbag.
- What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
- It's difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.
- A burnette says to a blonde, "Look! A dead bird!"
- The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
- A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
- The librarian replies, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
- So the blonde whispers, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
- How did the blonde die at the baseball game?
- She drowned during the wave.
- What was the blonde's excuse after getting in a helicopter crash?
- She said she was cold so she turned off the ceiling fan.
- How can you tell a blonde in school?
- She erases her notebook when the teacher erases the board.
- What did the blonde say after her boyfriend blew her in her car?
- "Thanks for the refill." (actually i dont really like this 1. what do u think? maybe word it differently or something idk)
- Why did the blonde get 17 other people to see a movie?
- Because "under 18" was prohibited.
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