LawnDart tries to appeal his ban 28th of March 2017

[20:44] <+LawnDart1> Celt
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[20:45] <@FBI> [mhxy] <+binky> i heard mehx has to shove an entire watermellon up his ass just to feel anything but dead inside
[20:45] <@Celt> Beep
[20:45] <+LawnDart1> What did I do?
[20:45] <+LawnDart1> How did I ban evade?
[20:45] <+LawnDart1> And if I was, what was I originally banned for?
[20:45] <@Spardot> H:
[20:45] * Spardot point
[20:46] <@Spardot> LawnDart1: I even apparently glined you twice
[20:46] <+Swerveface> sup ShitTake
[20:46] <+LawnDart1> What?
[20:46] <@Spardot> >:|
[20:46] <@Spardot> hate that spittake guy
[20:46] <@Celt> I was here early and H reminded you've been banned a bunch of times, and then I was also in /wooo/tube and noticed Ibanned you from there too
[20:46] <+LawnDart1> When was that?
[20:47] <@Celt> and that's not even touching upon that most people believe you're Spittake, who was banned just there last week
[20:47] <+LawnDart1> I'm not
[20:47] <+LawnDart1> Also, I never did anything
[20:48] <+LawnDart1> to justify the ban evasion
[20:48] <@Celt> .psn LawnDart1
[20:48] <@DEA> [psn] LawnDart1 has 33 post(s) across 1 board(s): 33@wooo
[20:48] <@Spardot> how about we ask the more important question is why do you keep getting banned by different mods
[20:48] <@Spardot> stop sucking
[20:48] <@Spardot> goddamn

[20:48] <@Celt> also
[20:48] <@Celt> you must be using LawnDart1
[20:49] <@Celt> because "LawnDart1" is probably banned from here
[20:49] <@Celt> and if you've been g-lined from IRC
[20:49] <@Celt> you really fucked up
[20:49] <+LawnDart1> I don't know how
[20:49] <@Celt> *because "LawnDart" is probably banned from here
[20:50] <@mhxy> never trust a fart
[20:50] <@Celt> like, that's an awful lot of bans for someone who never did anything
[20:50] <+LawnDart1> Look, Celt, 've honestly never done anything to justify a ban
[20:50] <+LawnDart1> I didn't do anything
[20:50] <+LawnDart1> But, as a show of good faith, what may I do to be unbanned?
[20:51] <@Celt> I'm not really there yet on the "just give me a joke task and send him on his way" deal
[20:51] <@Celt> something isn't adding up
[20:51] <@Celt> all these bans
[20:52] <+LawnDart1> But I haven't been banned before.
[20:52] <@Celt> But you have though
[20:52] <+LawnDart1> Honestly and I'm not SpitTake
[20:52] <@Celt> I've already established that
[20:52] <@Celt> You're banned from /wooo/tube
[20:52] <@Celt> by me
[20:52] <@Celt> You're g-lined from IRC
[20:52] <@Spardot> by me
[20:52] <@Celt> which is why you had to log in as "LawnDart1" instead of "LawnDart"
[20:52] <@Spardot> twice
[20:52] <+LawnDart1> The name LawnDart is a popular name
[20:52] <@Celt> oh man
[20:52] <@Celt> >twice
[20:52] <@Spardot> and H a bunch
[20:52] <@Celt> And now you're playing dumb
[20:52] <+LawnDart1> H a bucnh was just recently
[20:53] <+LawnDart1> Celt
[20:53] <+LawnDart1> What may I do to be unbanned?
[20:53] <@Loskene> I've seen you log in as spittake, y de fuk u lyyyyin
[20:53] <@Celt> oooooohhhhhhhhh
[20:53] <+LawnDart1> I think you may be confused
[20:53] <@Celt> we've got our dingdong Ricki Lake moment
[20:54] <+LawnDart1> Seriously, I'm not SpitTake, I don't know why people think that
[20:54] <@Celt> Loskene isn't even really a /wooo/ guy
[20:54] <@Celt> he doens't have an axe to grind
[20:54] <@Loskene> probably the 8 letter 2 caps name
[20:55] <+LawnDart1> That seems to be very poor way of assessment
[20:55] <@Loskene> I don't know who either of you are but that name rings a bell
[20:55] <+LawnDart1> Cause I was here recently
[20:55] <+bizzel> Loskene: H is gonna tear you a new one if he sees you here
[20:56] <+LawnDart1> And Kirt unbanned me after Mintz banned me for no reason
[20:56] <+bizzel> he banned you for evading i believe
[20:56] <@Loskene> it's like batman and bruce wayne, you never see the 2 fuckers in the one room
[20:56] <+LawnDart1> because*
[20:56] <@Loskene> bizzel: he'll do fuck all so he will

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[20:57] <@Loskene> lol
[20:57] <@Spardot> wow
[20:57] <@Celt> oh c'mon
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[20:57] <@Celt> this is embrassing
[20:57] <@Loskene> you can pay me later
[20:58] <@Celt> how many levels of irony are we on right now?
[20:58] <+bizzel> hey guys look! it's Dick Grayson wearing the Batman costume!
[20:58] <+LawnDart1> Jesus Christ, I'm not him.
[20:58] * mhxy sprays curry out of his ass
[20:58] <@Loskene> yeah you just happen to be sharing a wifi network right
[20:58] <@Celt> I guess our suspecions of Bruce Wayne were totally unfounded
[20:58] <+lolidunno> how come u never see batman and spider-man in the same room
[20:58] <+Brandy_Bogard> LMFAO
[20:58] <+LawnDart1> The New York area's top ISP is Optimum
[20:58] <@Loskene>  nick     : LawnDart1
[20:58] <@Loskene> .:15:57:13:. ==> +  host     : vaowdhgbvi@ool-2f10c71a.dyn.optonline.net
[20:59] <+Brandy_Bogard> MY FUCKING SIDES
[20:59] <@H> "LawnDart is a common name"
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[20:59] <+bizzel> Spardot: we caught a 499-pounder today
[20:59] <@Loskene> one on your irc client and you just fired up the 420chan web chat with that nam
[20:59] <@Loskene> e
[20:59] <@Celt> I think this is actually so good I should post this chatlog on /wooo/ or something
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[20:59] <+bizzel> guess what their profession was
[20:59] <+LawnDart1> Look. I'm not that guy
[20:59] <@Loskene> like c'mon pal you're taking the piss
[21:00] <+LawnDart1> SpitTake is a shitposter from /wooo/, that's about as much as I know about him
[21:00] <@Loskene> more than I know about him and I already know it's you
[21:01] <@H> should i pull up logs or should i just let him squirm
[21:01] <@Celt> I hope LawnDart2 innocently walks into the room next
[21:01] <+LawnDart1> Celt, have i ever done anything to justify a ban Celt?
[21:01] <@early90spants> lmfao
[21:01] <@Loskene> you don't need to do anything
[21:01] <@early90spants> ahahaha
[21:01] <@Loskene> he knows, we know, it's over
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[21:01] <@Celt> HUGE PPO
[21:01] <@Celt> *POP
[21:01] <+LawnDart1> That one was me, becasue it would be funny
[21:02] <@H> oh that one was you?
[21:02] <@Loskene> and because you already had the page open
[21:02] <@H> with literally the exact same ip as SpitTake?
[21:02] <@Loskene> SpitTake@ool-3f8fc617.dyn.optonline.net
[21:02] <@Loskene> LawnDart2@ool-3f8fc617.dyn.optonline.net
[21:02] <@Celt> MY SIDES
[21:02] <@Loskene> yeah only the last one was you alright
[21:02] <@Celt> MY ACTUAL SIDES
[21:02] <+bizzel> we're getting trolled ladies and gentlemen
[21:02] <+Brandy_Bogard> .yt comedy gold
[21:02] <@H> no shit bizzel
[21:02] <@DEA> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRSiE9ikTrY [Tug the Table: COMEDY GOLD*] date[2014-08-28] views[8,036,391]author[Markiplier]
[21:02] <+LawnDart1> Darn, foiled again
[21:02] <+LawnDart1> I will retrun
[21:02] <@Loskene> no shit, I want to see how far this rabbit hole goes
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[21:03] <@early90spants> dear lord
[21:03] <@Celt> I'M NOT RETARDED I WAS JUST PRETENDING
[21:03] <@early90spants> this has to be someone fucking with us
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[21:03] <@early90spants> there's no way this is real
[21:03] <+bizzel> Trix is back from the dead
[21:03] <@Loskene> you didn't get that already?
[21:03] <@H> it's some kid who thinks they're special because they can cycle their modem
[21:04] <@Loskene> he was hanging on a veneer of legitimacy until I made the batman comment
[21:04] <@Loskene> he couldn't resist then
[21:04] <@Spardot> I was loling so hard
[21:04] <@Spardot> this shit happened
[21:04] <@Spardot> tryna take math notes
[21:04] <@Spardot> fuckin lol
[21:04] <@H> like
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[21:05] <@H> i think initially he was just banned for shitposting on /wooo/
[21:05] <@H> and then mouthed off to whoever was handling his appeal
[21:05] <@Spardot> but the tube too?!
[21:05] <@Spardot> he was banned from the tube
[21:05] <@Spardot> that's pretty hard
[21:05] <@Celt> I know
[21:05] <@H> yeah i think that came after the fact
[21:05] <@Loskene> yeah he's a shithead alright, tryna weasel his way out but he got caught rapid
[21:05] <@Loskene> then it was pretending to be retarded haha gotcha
[21:06] <@Spardot> well we had some entertainment for today
[21:06] <@Loskene> aye, I hope he comes back
[21:06] <@Celt> Best laugh I've had on IRC in a while