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tickled: 1+ damage
bothered: 11+ damage
plinked: 101+ damage
damaged: 1001+ damage
whomped: 10001+ damage
epically whomped: 100001+ damage
epically blasted: 200001+ damage
epically devastated: 500001+ damage
super epically devastated: 1000001+ damage