Therm Scissorpunch Copypasta

I saw Therm Scissorpunch at a grocery store in Mos Eisley yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Reeeeeeeeeeeee?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his claws shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him making strange gurgle and click noises as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to side walk out the doors with what must have been like eleven hundred and thirty eight packages of Ramen noodles in his claws without paying.

The Twilek girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually he 360'd around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the packages of noodles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical tracking by the Empire's hired goons,” and then turned around and winked three of his eyes at me. I don’t even think that’s a possibility out here. After she scanned each package and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by making popping and gurgling noises really loudly and snapping his claws like some sort of exotic Mos Espian crab dancer