Gulping> "SKULL FUCKING!" Lina waves her arms around happily as she shouts out random swears she's picked up from Grandpa Ryoma.

<AdventFalls> "What's a skull?" Nia blinked, curious.

<Haruka_Emmerich> "Huh? Why a skull and what Mommy does with Daddy-chan?" Youmu raised an eyebrow, confused.

<Anti-Goth> Heero clings more tightly to his teddy bear, watching the others warily.

<Gulping> "I don't fuckin' know. Somethin' Granpa says a whole lot when he's playin with Creepy Unca Rance."

<Haruka_Emmerich> "Huh. Usually Auntie Proist says that about when Mommy and Daddy-chan go to bed, and then they're loud all night..."

<Gulping> "Always callin' that fucker all kinds of weird shit."

<AdventFalls> "What's a fucker?"

<Gulping> Lina scratches her head. "Creepy Unca Rance is supposed to be the fuckin' 'King of Fuckers.' So I guess it's assholes like him."

<Haruka_Emmerich> "Is that like how Daddy-chan is King of the Dinosaurs?"

<Anti-Goth> "...sister always talks s'like this," Heero says quietly to Nia.

<AdventFalls> "I don't understand why," Nia blinks. "Mommy gets in trouble when she says those words, I mean I know we're too young to understand but Mommy isn't and if she gets in trouble then I don't know...."

<Gulping> "Granpa always says 'fuck dinosaurs' when he's sleeping."

<OvermanXAN> The group is joined by a girl with dark red hair, happily enjoying a slice of cake. She glares around at the others protectively, in case they might steal it. "Mom and Oma say not to repeat anything your granpa says. Ever."

<Anti-Goth> Heero eyes the cake but says nothing.

<Haruka_Emmerich> "Daddy-chan says that too, but she's too squeaky for me to bother." Youmu yawns.

<AdventFalls> "What's an Oma? Is that a country, because if it is I'd very much like to visit it, and I hope it's a wonderful place...."

<OvermanXAN> "Ummm... it's my other mom. You know, Ibis."

<OvermanXAN> Erza shrugs. "Other Mom. Oma. Easy."

<AdventFalls> "Does that make Arturia Oma?"

<OvermanXAN> "I... guess? I can't stop you from using it..." Erza shrugs again. Attention on cake. Cake takes priority.

<AdventFalls> "What kind of cake is it?"

<OvermanXAN> "Strawberry." She takes another bite, giving Heero an especially suspicious glance.

<Anti-Goth> The boy stares back at her, squeezing his bear again.

<RickDominated> "With her... It doesn't Matter. Like Oma." Gai is somehow quick to enter with. How such impressive Sideburns can exist on a two year old is impossible to say.

<Anti-Goth> "...hello."

<OvermanXAN> Hmmm, he actually said something. definately suspicious. Erza speeds up on her cake eating.

<AdventFalls> Nia smiled at her brother, looking back at the cake. "Can we have some?"

<AdventFalls> *cousin

<Sandwitches> Teh ground in front of Erza tembles...  and a Small brownish creature appears.

<Sandwitches> "Diglett!"

<OvermanXAN> "Uwaaaah!" The plate of cake goes flying into the air.

<Haruka_Emmerich> "Oooooh, a Diglett!" Youmu crawls over to get a look.

<Anti-Goth> Nonplussed, Heero whaps the small entity with his bear.

<AdventFalls> "Don't hit it! It looks cute!"

<Sandwitches> The diglett grabs the cake and vanishes back underground.

<Haruka_Emmerich> "....awwwwww..."

<OvermanXAN> Erza stares after it, adorable, adorable murder in her eyes. "My. Cake."

<Anti-Goth> "It's gone," the boy states, matter of factly.

<RickDominated> "...That creature was not a friend." Gai says, clenching his tiny baby fist. "Of Justice."

<AdventFalls> "Can we befriend it? Mommy says she befriended a dragon once, and says that we can ride it when we're older!"

<OvermanXAN> "My. Cake." Erza attempts to dig up the patch of ground it disappeared into.

<OvermanXAN> With her fork.

<Anti-Goth> Heero prods at the dirt with a finger, experimentally.

<Sandwitches> After a moment...  Two patches of Dirt shake and then shift to reveal TWO Digletts.   "Diglett!"

<RickDominated> Passion burning in his young eyes, Gai joins his sister...only to jump back at the new arrivals.

<AdventFalls> "More friends!" Nia smiled.

<Haruka_Emmerich> "Aww, but no cake..."

<OvermanXAN> Erza glares daggers at both of them "Gimme my cake back." A moment passes "Please."

<Anti-Goth> The brunette regards the Pokemon coolly.

<RickDominated> Gai nods sagely. "You'd best do it." He says leaning in conspiritorally. "She's scary when she's mad."

<Sandwitches> The two digletts stare at Erza for a moment... before vanishing back underground.

<AdventFalls> "Will there be more friends?"

<Sandwitches> After a moment the two reappear.

<Sandwitches> "Diglett Dig!"

<Sandwitches> "Diglett Dig!"

<OvermanXAN> "Mmmm, Oma was right. Saying please work- Cake?" She looks intently at the two pokemon.

<AdventFalls> Nia clapped happily. "They're back!"

<Anti-Goth> "...they're up to something."

<Sandwitches> And again the earth trembles... as three VERY close together digletts come up very close together...  With a familiar plate and cake balanced on their heads.

<Sandwitches> "Trio, Trio, Trio!"

<RickDominated> "...Maybe they are friends of Justice." Gai says solumly.

<Anti-Goth> The little boy would look quite serious, were he not still clutching his bear.

<OvermanXAN> Erza smiles happily as the cake is returned... Then quickly finishes it. "I'll go get more! Cake for everyone!" She dashes off.

<AdventFalls> "Yay cake! Thank you, friends!"

<Sandwitches> "Trio, Trio!"

<Gulping> "Fuck yes! Cake! Normally I'm not allowed to have cake, but fuck that!"

<Anti-Goth> "...fuck what?"

<Gulping> "Fuck not having cake!"

<OvermanXAN> It's an astonishingly short time before a cake, and I do mean a cake, as in, the pinacle of cakedom, the very quintessence of cake, enters the room, easily dwarfing the girl carrying it.

<AdventFalls> "How do you fuck the idea of not having something?"

<Gulping> "Fuckin' bullshit rule, stupid cat bitch tellin me I can't have no fuckin..."

<OvermanXAN> "Cake time!"

<AdventFalls> Nia frowned. "You leave Miss Ren out of this!"

<Haruka_Emmerich> "Can we PLEASE just have the cake instead of trying to sleephug ideas? Jeez."

<Gulping> Lina's eyes go wide, and seem to shimmer as she gazes upon the most beautiful motherfuckin' thing she's ever seen that didn't involve blood.

<Anti-Goth> "...my teddy wants a piece too," Heero states gravely.

<RickDominated> "There appears to be..." Again he clenches his tiny baby fist. "A truely Just amount of cake."

<Anti-Goth> He holds the bear up to the dessert, as if expecting the stuffed animal to give its opinion.

<Gulping> "Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake..." Suddenly, the red-headed infant changes into a shirt-clad seraphic teenager, who leaps into the air.

<Gulping> "AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!"

<AdventFalls> Nia blinked. "How does she do that?" She crawled over to the cake, hungry.

<Anti-Goth> "...don't ask."

<AdventFalls> "But I just did!"

<OvermanXAN> "Um, guys... hold on a moment." Erza is clearly trying to remember anything. "How did it go again..."

<RickDominated> "...Some things are better left not knowing." Gai says sagely, savoring the rare chance where his Oma and Sisters actually leave any cake for him to have.

<Gulping> TabriLina unhinges her jaw in mid air, and dives, shearing off a significant portion of the top layer with her far-too-large number of teeth.

<AdventFalls> "Leave some for us, please....."

<OvermanXAN> After a few more moments pondering, her- "Lina! Bad! No Cake!"

<OvermanXAN> "Greedy!"

<Anti-Goth> Heero, of course, seems unsurprised.

<OvermanXAN> "Gai, Intercept. Now."

<Gulping> Lina plows into the ground, landing on her back.

<OvermanXAN> Her voice is... disturbingly cold for a little girl.

<RickDominated> Gai nods, knowing full well how BAD this would be to ignore. "Right....GEKIGAAAAAAAN FLAAAAAAAAAARE!" and with an adorable jump upercut he's off.

<Gulping> "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..." She is overwhelmed by cakey goodness, as evidenced by her facial expression, which Youmu can't help but recognize.

<AdventFalls> Nia was now at the cake, staring at it as her hand reached forth.....

<Anti-Goth> "You got feathers everywhere again, nee-san..."

<OvermanXAN> Erza returns to pondering, before her eyes light up in recognition. "Right, that was it!"

<OvermanXAN> "I am the bone of my fork,"

<OvermanXAN> "Cake is my body and Cream is my blood."

<OvermanXAN> "I have no regrets. Cake is the only path,"

<OvermanXAN> "My whole life was UNLIMITED FORK WORKS."

<OvermanXAN> And the room is suddenly replaced by a field of forks, knives, and plates, just waiting to be used for the eating of cakes and other similar confections.

<Haruka_Emmerich> Youmu snickers. "A lot like Mommy and Daddy-chan and Auntie Proist...wait, no, that's not FORK works..."

<Gulping> "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmangangangangangangang..."

<AdventFalls> Nia blinked as she now had a knife, fork, and plate, and began cutting herself a slice.

<Anti-Goth> Heero doesn't ask questions, and sits down on an empty spot of floor, pulling off a chunk of cake with a fork.

<AdventFalls> "This is strawberry?"

<Anti-Goth> "Looks like it,"

<Anti-Goth> *"Looks like it."

<Haruka_Emmerich> Youmu merely happily nibbles on a slice. "mmmmmmm..."

<AdventFalls> "Mommy says that Lou-mama likes strawberries...."

<AdventFalls> She finally began to eat.

<OvermanXAN> Erza is, of course, enjoying the cake, looking incredibly pleased with herself at that.

<Anti-Goth> The boy sits his bear down with a plate of cake of its own, before starting in on his slice.

<Gulping> TabriLina has apparently vanished from her position on the ground.

<Gulping> However, there are some very apparent angelic wings poking out of the ground as though they were a shark's fin, moving in a crooked, steady fashion towards the cake...

<OvermanXAN> Only to be assaulted by falling forks. Erza glares. "You've had plenty."

<RickDominated> His own quest for Justice momentarily abated, Gai plops down beside Heero with a contented sigh. "Caaaaaaaaake. I can actually HAVE some."

<Gulping> The wings wilt in response to the attack, then dive under, vanishing from sight.

<Anti-Goth> The other boy looks at him sympathetically.  "...sisters are the same all over."

<Haruka_Emmerich> "Wonder if Setsuko-chan's gonna be the same way..."

<Anti-Goth> The teddy bear, of course, doesn't comment.

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<RickDominated> "I dunno..." The boy shrugs.

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<Anti-Goth> "She seems nice..."

<Anti-Goth> "Teddy agrees," he says, looking at the stuffed bear.

<RickDominated> "Yep! She's my Bestest Friend in the world though!" He says happily.

<OvermanXAN> Erza glances up from the rapidly vanishing cake. "Nia, do you like it?"

<AdventFalls> Nia nodded as she finished her slice. "It tastes reaaaaaally good! I can see why Lou-mama likes it!"

<Gulping> Suddenly, TabriLina bursts out of the ground right behind Erza, a nightmare given flesh. "DEATH TO THE OBSTRUCTOR"

<Anti-Goth> Heero looks over at his stepsister with a deadly serious expression.  "Lina.  No."

<OvermanXAN> "Good." Erza completely ignores Lina. "You too, Youmu?"

<Haruka_Emmerich> "Mmph. S'good."

<OvermanXAN> "Yay! You understand." Erza grins.

<Gulping> The horrorterror suddenly goes limp, and is replaced with Lina. "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..."

<Anti-Goth> "...teddy still has some.  He'll share."

<RickDominated> "Truely...Teddy is a friend of Justice." Again with the fist clench. In his mind, flames of his rightous passion have ignited behind him.

<Haruka_Emmerich> "...you remind me too much of Mommy."

<AdventFalls> "Who is Justice? Is she a nice lady?"

<Gulping> Lina turns towards Heero, and smiles. "Thanks."

<Gulping> She walks over, and takes a third of Teddy's cake.

<Anti-Goth> In a surprising turn of events, Heero actually smiles.

<RickDominated> "Justice!? You wish to know of JUSTICE!?" He is clenching his fist so hard its actually shaking as he walks up to Nia. "JUSTICE issssssss...." A suddenly blank look crosses his face before he recovers with a great deal of aplomb. "Justice is Justice, of course!" He says finally, crossing his arms and nodding.

<Haruka_Emmerich> "...Justice is what Mommy cries about not getting to fight for when she drinks. She must be an important lady..."

<AdventFalls> "She must be worth fighting for then!" Nia smiled

<Anti-Goth> "You're welc--" the older boy is cut off by the sudden outburst of JUSTICE.  Such is life.

<OvermanXAN> "Probably. If even my brother has heard of her..." Erza says, as if to indicate that said thing is highly unlikely.

<Anti-Goth> "He said she's friends with Teddy.  So she must be good," Heero adds.

<RickDominated> "Truely, Justice is the most wonderful woman in the world!" He says with a nod.

<Gulping> "Granpa once said everything he does is for Justice."

<Gulping> "...I have no fuckin' idea what that means about either of them."

<AdventFalls> "Does that mean people wanna marry Justice?"

<Anti-Goth> Heero shrugs.  "I don't know.  I think marrying is how people get cooties..."

<Haruka_Emmerich> "Suuuuuuure. Cooooooties." Another giggle from Youmu.

<OvermanXAN> "What are these cooties you speak of?" Erza asks after a moment.

<RickDominated> "Justice is surely worth cooties!" The boy says with an impassioned wail.

<Gulping> "Some fuckin' thing I don't have to worry about because I'm so awesome."

<Anti-Goth> "They're bugs.  Or germs.  I forget," he says, picking Teddy back up.

<RickDominated> "Terrible things! That live..." He dramatically points at his sister. "On Girls!"

<Anti-Goth> Heero nods.

<AdventFalls> "Wait, I'm covered in cooties then?"

<RickDominated> "YES!"

<OvermanXAN> "Gai. Have you ever seen one?"

<OvermanXAN> Erza draws closer, her eyes narrowed.

<AdventFalls> "B-But I dun wanna be covered in cooties...."

<RickDominated> "Uhhh......no." He admidts, the flames of his PASSION dying down behind him under the cold glare of his sister. "But...There are lots of things you can't see that exist!"

<Anti-Goth> "Yeah.  Like Gundams," the other boy volunteers.

<Gulping> Lina rolls her eyes.

<Haruka_Emmerich> "So wait, if Daddy-chan sticks with Mommy as a girl...does that make her immune to cooties as a boy?" Youmu's oddly puzzled. "Or Gundams?"

<OvermanXAN> "Gai. Are you saying. That I. Have these things?" The tone of her voice makes it clear that the answer had better be no.

<RickDominated> "Well, yeah. You ARE a Girl afterall."

<OvermanXAN> *THWACK* "Right. Heero. You brought them up in the first place. Are you saying that I have them?"

<RickDominated> "...The Truth hurts!"

<Anti-Goth> The other boy shakes his head.  "I didn't say that..."

<Anti-Goth> He clutches his teddy bear close.

<RickDominated> "Yeah, I said that!" Much like his father, its a miracle that he has survived as long as he has.

<OvermanXAN> *thwack* "Anyhow. I'm a girl. If I don't have them, then clearly all girls don't have them, so they are clearly lies. So you're alright, Nia."

<AdventFalls> "S-So I'm ok?"

<OvermanXAN> "Yes."

<AdventFalls> "YAY!"

<OvermanXAN> "And neither of you are going to be mentioning those lies again, right?" She glares at Heero and Gai.

<RickDominated> "But...its not a lie!"

<AdventFalls> Nia's smile faltered.

<OvermanXAN> The blow is already falling before Gai opened his mouth.

<OvermanXAN> "Right, and you, Heero?"

<Anti-Goth> The other boy looks over at Gai, and then to Erza.  Then back to Gai, and to Nia.  "I didn't say anything about girls having them," he points out.

<OvermanXAN> "Right then. So that's that. You're fine, Nia."

<AdventFalls> Her smile came back.

<RickDominated> "Better..." Gai breathes out from his current posistion in a crater on the ground.