"pervert X men"

	Ashley awoke in the same manner she fell asleep, gradually. Light shone into her room at first, overcoming the barrier of light curtains. Then, she stirred, opening her eyes slowly and taking a glance at the clock on her bedside table before rolling back over. After a couple of minutes, mild stretching began under the covers, and then lazily Ashley actually got out of bed. She didn't bother dressing, since she had nowhere to be on a Saturday morning, she just began her slog towards the kitchen for breakfast.

	Janet was already in the kitchen, still in her night wear as well, a large mug of coffee in her hand. She sipped pensively as she watched the eggs on the stove cook in front of her.

	"Morning," she said  sipping her coffee as she saw Ashley walk into the kitchen, "have a good night's sleep?"

	"Mhmm," Ashley responded, grabbing a mug and pouring herself a cup of coffee, "productive night on the town?"

	Janet smiled, but not in a way that portrayed pleasure or happiness, it was more of a smile of complete exasperation, "Ah, see, about that. I've decided that a couple changes need to occur around here if I want to have a "productive night on the town"."

	Ashley's eyebrow raised, "Oh really, what are those? A new haircut?"

	Janet's smile widened, but showed no more pleasure than it had before, "see, last night while you were literally sleeping like a baby, I managed to snag a nice guy after talking to him practically all night. I had told him I didn't have any kids, and so when we walked into the apartment and were greeted by the smell of baby powder and this," she held up a pacifier, "he wasn't too happy, accused me of lying to him and left."

	Ashley blushed deeply and looked down at the diaper she was wearing, the one she had changed into on the couch in their living room and gone to bed in. Suddenly it didn't seem so comfortable wearing around Janet. "I'm sorry about that," Ashley apologized. Janet just nodded.

	Janet turned back to her eggs and took them off the stove, cut them in half and placed them on two plates. The pair then sat down to eat breakfast.

	"So, while we established a while ago that all that kind of stuff stayed in your room, I'd prefer it if you'd abide by that rule," Janet said as diplomatically as possible. Ashley had no other option but to nod.

	"Oh yeah, also, my department has been posting some fliers," Janet continued, "they want to find people with strange fetishes and stuff, I took a flier because I thought you'd be interested."

	Janet slid a piece of paper across the table and Ashely picked it up and began to scan. The top of the paper sported a bald eagle in a seal.

	"The government wants people like me?" Ashely asked, kind of surprised.

	"Yeah, straight from the man," Janet smiled, "maybe they want to make some kind of pervert X-Men."

	Ashely looked up at Janet from the flier, she laughed sarcastically. Janet smile grew as she picked her empty plate up and got up from the table.