Choon's stupidly complex explods

[State 0]
type = Explod
trigger1 = anim = 599165
trigger1 = animelemno(0) = 7
trigger1 = animelemtime(7) < 240
trigger1 = 1 || var(0) := random%360
ID = 1905 + gametime%20
anim = 1905 + random%6
pos = floor(120*cos(var(0)*pi/180)) + 160, floor(100*sin(var(0)*pi/180)) + 120
postype = left
vel = -6*cos((var(0) - 11.25*facing)*pi/180), -4*sin((var(0) - 11.25*facing)*pi/180)
accel = 0,0 ;-.3*facing*sin((var(0) + 22.5)*pi/180), -.2*facing*cos((var(0) + 22.5)*pi/180)
sprpriority = 22
removetime = 20
pausemovetime = 2147483647
supermovetime = 2147483647
ignorehitpause = 1
[State 0]
type = Explod
trigger1 = anim = 599165
trigger1 = animelemno(0) = 7
trigger1 = animelemtime(7) < 240
trigger1 = 1 || var(0) := var(0) + 180*(1 - 2*var(0) > 179)
ID = 1905 + gametime%20
anim = 1905 + random%6
pos = floor(120*cos(var(0)*pi/180)) + 160, floor(100*sin(var(0)*pi/180)) + 120
postype = left
vel = -6*cos((var(0) - 11.25*facing)*pi/180), -4*sin((var(0) - 11.25*facing)*pi/180)
accel = 0,0 ;-.3*facing*sin((var(0) + 22.5)*pi/180), -.2*facing*cos((var(0) + 22.5)*pi/180)
sprpriority = 22
removetime = 20
pausemovetime = 2147483647
supermovetime = 2147483647
ignorehitpause = 1

[State 0]
type = ModifyExplod
trigger1 = !isHelper
trigger1 = anim = 599165
trigger1 = numexplod(1904 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 1))
ID = 1904 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 1)
scale = 0.95, 0.95
ignorehitpause = 1
[State 0]
type = ModifyExplod
trigger1 = !isHelper
trigger1 = anim = 599165
trigger1 = numexplod(1903 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 2))
ID = 1903 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 2)
scale = 0.9025, 0.9025
ignorehitpause = 1
[State 0]
type = ModifyExplod
trigger1 = !isHelper
trigger1 = anim = 599165
trigger1 = numexplod(1902 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 3))
ID = 1902 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 3)
scale = 0.8575, 0.8575
ignorehitpause = 1
[State 0]
type = ModifyExplod
trigger1 = !isHelper
trigger1 = anim = 599165
trigger1 = numexplod(1901 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 4))
ID = 1901 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 4)
scale = 0.815, 0.815
ignorehitpause = 1
[State 0]
type = ModifyExplod
trigger1 = !isHelper
trigger1 = anim = 599165
trigger1 = numexplod(1900 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 5))
ID = 1900 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 5)
scale = 0.775, 0.775
ignorehitpause = 1
[State 0]
type = ModifyExplod
trigger1 = !isHelper
trigger1 = anim = 599165
trigger1 = numexplod(1899 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 6))
ID = 1899 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 6)
scale = 0.7375, 0.7375
ignorehitpause = 1
[State 0]
type = ModifyExplod
trigger1 = !isHelper
trigger1 = anim = 599165
trigger1 = numexplod(1899 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 7))
ID = 1898 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 7)
scale = 0.7025, 0.7025
ignorehitpause = 1
[State 0]
type = ModifyExplod
trigger1 = !isHelper
trigger1 = anim = 599165
trigger1 = numexplod(1898 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 8))
ID = 1897 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 8)
scale = 0.67, 0.67
ignorehitpause = 1
[State 0]
type = ModifyExplod
trigger1 = !isHelper
trigger1 = anim = 599165
trigger1 = numexplod(1897 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 9))
ID = 1896 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 9)
scale = 0.64, 0.64
ignorehitpause = 1
[State 0]
type = ModifyExplod
trigger1 = !isHelper
trigger1 = anim = 599165
trigger1 = numexplod(1896 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 10))
ID = 1895 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 10)
scale = 0.6125, 0.6125
ignorehitpause = 1
[State 0]
type = ModifyExplod
trigger1 = !isHelper
trigger1 = anim = 599165
trigger1 = numexplod(1895 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 11))
ID = 1894 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 11)
scale = 0.5875, 0.5875
ignorehitpause = 1
[State 0]
type = ModifyExplod
trigger1 = !isHelper
trigger1 = anim = 599165
trigger1 = numexplod(1894 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 12))
ID = 1893 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 12)
scale = 0.565, 0.565
ignorehitpause = 1
[State 0]
type = ModifyExplod
trigger1 = !isHelper
trigger1 = anim = 599165
trigger1 = numexplod(1893 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 13))
ID = 1892 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 13)
scale = 0.545, 0.545
ignorehitpause = 1
[State 0]
type = ModifyExplod
trigger1 = !isHelper
trigger1 = anim = 599165
trigger1 = numexplod(1892 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 14))
ID = 1891 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 14)
scale = 0.5275, 0.5275
ignorehitpause = 1
[State 0]
type = ModifyExplod
trigger1 = !isHelper
trigger1 = anim = 599165
trigger1 = numexplod(1891 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 15))
ID = 1890 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 15)
scale = 0.5125, 0.5125
ignorehitpause = 1
[State 0]
type = ModifyExplod
trigger1 = !isHelper
trigger1 = anim = 599165
trigger1 = numexplod(1889 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 16))
ID = 1889 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 16)
scale = 0.5, 0.5
ignorehitpause = 1
[State 0]
type = ModifyExplod
trigger1 = !isHelper
trigger1 = anim = 599165
trigger1 = numexplod(1888 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 17))
ID = 1888 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 17)
scale = 0.49, 0.49
ignorehitpause = 1
[State 0]
type = ModifyExplod
trigger1 = !isHelper
trigger1 = anim = 599165
trigger1 = numexplod(1887 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 18))
ID = 1887 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 18)
scale = 0.4825, 0.4825
ignorehitpause = 1
[State 0]
type = ModifyExplod
trigger1 = !isHelper
trigger1 = anim = 599165
trigger1 = numexplod(1886 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 19))
ID = 1886 + gametime%20 + 20*(gametime%20 < 19)
scale = 0.4775, 0.4775
ignorehitpause = 1