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Randy's gaydar

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  1. Session Start: Mon Nov 11 19:58:12 2013
  2. Session Ident: Randy_
  3. 0101[12N01] Query Started with: [email protected]
  4. 01<CoMBo> hey is Billy Corgan gay in real?
  5. 01<Randy_> i would know how?
  6. 03* Randy_ is now known as Randy
  7. 01<CoMBo> aren't u in LA ?
  8. 01<Randy> nope.
  9. 01<CoMBo> or west hollywood
  10. 01<Randy> nope.
  11. 01<CoMBo> san fran?
  12. 01<Randy> and how would that make me know
  13. 01<Randy> nope.
  14. 01<CoMBo> uh u guys all know who is gay
  15. 01<CoMBo> like how u all knew the guy from prison break was gay
  16. 01<Randy> that's cuz he's gay
  17. 01<CoMBo> yeah but he tried hiding it
  18. 01<Randy> the gay army hasn't reported in on smashing pumpkins, they're so 90s, who would care
  19. 01<CoMBo> ok, cuz i like couple of their songs
  20. 01<CoMBo> was just preying he wasn't gay
  21. 01<CoMBo> i think the chinese guy was gay
  22. 01<Randy> i don't realy care
  23. 01<Randy> do you truly think less of someone for being gay, dude?
  24. 01<CoMBo> yeah, except tom ford
  25. 01<CoMBo> he's the only gay i respect
  26. 01<Randy> oh so no respect for me?
  27. 01<CoMBo> dunno, u kinda act like richard hatch
  28. 01<Randy> is that the dude from battlestar galactica
  29. 01<CoMBo> no the guy from season 1 survivor who didn't pay his taxes
  30. 01<CoMBo> btw i tried anal with my gf, it doesn't work, no idea how u gays do it
  31. 01<Randy> your wang's too small
  32. 01<Randy> it doesn't work if you have a small one
  33. 01<CoMBo> ya right
  34. 01<CoMBo> it only works with small ones
  35. 01<CoMBo> u realize how perfect the dick fits in a pussy
  36. 01<Randy> nope.
  37. 01<Randy> i don't use pussies.
  38. 01<CoMBo> its like putting your dick on satin sheets
  39. 01<Randy> why would you want to do that
  40. 01<CoMBo> i put my finger in her asshole and it felt like u are puncturing a balloon
  41. 01<Randy> i'm fascinated, tell me more.
  42. 01<CoMBo> if u put your dick in the pussy there is no smell
  43. 01<CoMBo> after i put my finger in her ass i smelled it, and it had a smell
  44. 01<CoMBo> how do u guys do it
  45. 01<CoMBo> the smell alone makes the dick limp
  46. 01<Randy> pussy smells like moldy cheese
  47. 01<CoMBo> neg
  48. 01<CoMBo> u need to bang an asian chick
  49. 01<CoMBo> they have clean pussies
  50. 01<Randy> and wire mesh pubes
  51. 01<Randy> no thanks
  52. 01<CoMBo> nah their pubes are soft
  53. 01<CoMBo> dude if i went to a public stall and took a dump, and u were cruising that same stall, would it turn u on to hear a straight guy taking a shit?
  54. 01<Randy> no.
  55. 01<Randy> you have the most wacked idea of what gay guys are about, man
  56. 01<Randy> i think you all the curry you eat has you hallucinating.
  57. 01<CoMBo> curry doesn't make u hallucinate
  58. 01<CoMBo> i thought u were a cali gay
  59. 01<CoMBo> u should know these things
  60. 01<CoMBo> are u a mac and cheese gay?
  61. 01<Randy> ??
  62. 01<CoMBo> what u having for dinner
  63. 01<Randy> lamb
  64. 01<CoMBo> rack or chops?
  65. Session Close: Mon Nov 11 22:31:36 2013
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